Twilight of the /metal/ Gods edition.old paths: >>130302696FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
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>>130315887Correct.
BLASTING
>>130315911Better than I remember.
>>130315911Gen xer legacy act aoty that’s for sure
>>130315887Thank god I have a space I can post about electric wizard, kyuss, and sleep on
>>130316043>melvinscringe and not metal>napalm deathbased, metal
>>130315832seeing this album brought back some fond highschool memories before i moved on from metalwont give it a listen to preserve the good memory of it
>>130316148But have you listened to the album, and if so, is it metal? Is it good?
I just roke up
>>130316205>listeningwhere do you think we are, you fucking guy?
There's new Flaming Ouroboros?! Fuck yea.
>>130316239It's half 3 in the morning
>>130316305Correct, I slept all day.
>>130315911\m/
>>130315887>He didn't say Tim Henson postingWhew lads
>>130315911A DARK FORMATION IN THE SKIESUNITES THE POWERS IN HER EYESHER SOUL'S INHALING ALL THE LIVING LIGHTBRINGING ON THE DARK ETERNAL NIGHTGATHERING EVIL IN ALL ITS MIGHT
>>130316375Timberly falls under the non-metal umbrella, I'm afraid.
Not a good look for metalheads
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGrAHYF6_wshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGrAHYF6_wshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGrAHYF6_wshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGrAHYF6_wshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGrAHYF6_ws
>>130316490Uglyhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/_EdRN2mUoUg
Blasting Burzum and looking at Varg’s old tweets
>>130316452Incorrect. If it makes the Asperger's guy mad then yolo
>>130316490>>130316512cool embedded links i'm definitely going to check these out
this popped up in my recs>Goth Rock inspired Heavy Metal from Quebec, CAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqzWUEyh3BQbut to me it sounds like black metal vocals with trad metal instrumentals
>>130316585HEIL
>>130315911
>>130316675>black metal vocals with trad metal instrumentals and safe edgy aestheticsgetting tired of this gimmick
>>130316675your band sucks
>>130316675Goofy ass riffs and not a single swastika to be seen.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130316877Correct.
'Varg is gay and has AIDS' poster is gay and has AIDS
POST WEEKS
>>130316167Good decision. I listened to it a few months ago and I was a little disappointed by how cringe it was at times.
>>130316905you are such an embarrassment
>>130316939Fag.
>>130316960kill yourself tranny
>>130316895Correct.
>>130317032Bizarre non sequitur.
https://voca.ro/14LXzE1NsjLt
https://voca.ro/1jfapSDVcMCY
1. Fuel2. 2X43. The Memory Remains4. The House Jack Built5. Devil's Dance6. The Unforgiven II7. Until It Sleeps8. King Nothing9. Hero of the Day10. Bleeding Me11. Wasting My Hate12. Low Man's Lyric13. Ronnie14. The Outlaw TornThere, I fixed it.
>>130317318It's perfect you fixed it king
Thoughts on the new Sunn O))) album? :^]
Criminalize deathcore vocals.
RATATATA
2000's Metalcore fucking rocks
>>130318143Correct, Underoath especially.
>>130318710>Kayne steals the Confederate flag>Drake steals the WP signit's over
>>130318723He's a national treasureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JffHTWti1es
>>130315832Does he listens to Hitleric riffs?
Ironic 'cause the Iceman was a nice man, now I'm hot and cold
I'm grater than everybody, I'm like shredded cheese
Man's on that SNL type shit
They call me Iceman, yeah you know manBut if you fuck with the 6 you'll become a snow man, now you know man
Have the usasians woke up already
My honest reaction to this thread
>>130318862Why's she wearing Christmas stuff in the middle of May
>>130318874Her bust measurement is a higher number than her IQ
>>130318905Her bust measurement definitely isn't that high, she's clearly at least above a 110 IQ
>>130318926She's 100% Italian, so not intelligent at all
>>130318945Italians are brown therefore not Aryan, Hitleric, nor true black metal.
>>130318862not music rel->she's actually a drummercarry on
>>130318990What a whore.
how can matthew's instahoes even compete
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom
>>130319268This shit is so corny
>>130319276Shalom.
>>130319268
>>130315911.
>>130319276How are you going to look like this and think you're going to get a wash woman from the 1800s as your wife LMAO
>>130319296damn, they really didn't think that through
Gorguts - Obscura
>>130319318Nah jk they're a gay band for fat leather bears
still wonder why they put Wojak doing the "it's over" pose on their album cover
>>130319394because they'll never get gfs
>>130319415they're just like me fr fr
Here they are playing their biggest show ever, Live From Kevin's Mom's Basement 2007
>>130319431Cringe diaperfurs.
>>130319463It's over for Scathew sisters
>>130319463Correct.
>non-stop hebraic seethingkek
>casually blows the fuck out of NSBM
>>130319572That old decrepit whore could heem all NSBM and right winger metal musicians at the same time.
>>130319572BASED
national socialist power metal with Sonic Adventure influenceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51TAZuuiMSI
>Lady Gaga drummer hears Death for the first time>Jelly Roll drummer hears Slayer for the first timewhat gay shit did I click on to be recommended this trash
>>130318723>WP signthis shit was always so forced, surprises me that there are people that still take it seriously
>>130319755yeah that's a literal jew slop channel trying to sell you drum lessons
>Incantation>Immolation>Suffocationnydm reigns supreme
Me on the right growing out of metal
>>130319831Correct.
>>130315897not correct shut up
>>130319878why am I not surprised that guy bangs trannies
>>130319878I could never take that creep and his garbage music seriously
>>130319908Don't insult Angela Gross-sow like that
She was so fucking hot and insane charisma and stage presence
>>130319198Unfathomably based.
Slayer Hell Awaits 40th anniversary ed. just dropped, has anyone heard it yet?
>>130319966That's a man.
>>130319981You're asking if anyone here has previously listened to an insanely popular album that came out 40 years ago? Of course not.
>>130319966Why are you posting 100 Gecs in the metal general? Ugly transfreak.
>>130320016Laura Les is much hotter than that hon.
>>130319999I'm just wondering if it sounds any different lass.
>>130320027yeah, the vocals have been re-recorded by Lauren Mayberry
>>130320035I—!
Wait...didn't Hell Awaits come out in 1985? Am I high? They should be releasing Reign in Blood 40th anniversary.
>>13032009941st anniversary doesn't sound as good ya dingus
>>130320138They fucked up.
what metal albums do your AI gfs listen to?
Thank you sisters.
>>130320282Probably Burzum (NEW)
Another high quality thread
Just shit myself while listening to Tornado of Souls.Diaper Dave rocks epic style.
>>130320415more like shitstorm
>>130320415I sucked Marty Friedman's dick back in '91.
>>130320452Are you the white trash hillbilly cunt who made him only choose Jap women from then on
>>130320459Might be, lass.
girls ruleboys droolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbAmew4OZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8myi7Kihc0
>>130319755>>130320653fuck off
>>130319755lmao i also just had this recommended here, didn't even notice you posted about it >>130320653
>>130318862wish that was me
>>130320495https://youtu.be/gNcngdfmYFk
>>130320708You want to be a dumb big tiddy bimbo?
>>130320722yes
>>130320495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP9nI9cNREU
this is now a cute metal girl thread
>>130320761Who is this cutie
>>130320761
>>130320765varg vikernes
>2 singles out already Reddit doesn't like them. I think they're really good. Feels more like Dark Funeral, less like Summoning or Emperor
>>130320765Fernanda Lira
>>130320780BOOBA
>>130320761>>130320782oh damn it's the big ass bitch in the red outfit
>>130320761kinda mid but holy shit the drummerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WESOssx4e-k
real simp hours
>>130315911morning faggots
>>130315911>>130321034Check this out grindbros, good shithttps://youtu.be/aKB04O4zC98
>>130315911Fiery dm riffs.
>>130321096One day I'll listen to some deicide records made after this album, but not today.
>>130321103Stench of Redemption is really good.
>>130315911SLAM CHADZ WW@?
>>130315887incoherent post
>>130321131Cephalotripsy is peak modern slam.
>>130321131I like their demo/first album but couldn't get into that one, I should listen to it again
>>130321111That seems to be the one everyone talks about. Is everything else that forgettable?
>>130321151when you can't tell which end of the digestive system the vocals are coming from it's peak slam
>>130321054pretty good stuff there
>>130321165No everything up to Stench is worth listening to.
>>130315887Exceedingly coherent and correct post.
>here's your blackgaze/atmoshit gf bro
>>130321266would you?
>>130321277No.
>>130321282too french for you? worried about hairy pits?
>favouriteI thought this was America goddammit.
>>130320782Why does this poser whore always wear bootleg t-shirts?
>>130321395Probably because she lives in Brazil.
>>130321395it's literally a licensed shirt from the labelhttps://www.relapse.com/collections/razor/products/razor-logo-t-shirt
The solo in Homage for Satan is smth else man
Absolutely painted my terlet brown this morning. Metal for this?
>>130321470Gutalax, Torsofuck
>>130321490I just can't stop ripping green gas clouds! Half a dozen donuts at 1am am I right fellas?
>>130321470why do you choose a music board to share your toilet habits?
>>130321395only bootlegs are real. official shirts are for rich poser westoid hipsters
>>130321524Hey, it's Saturday.
>>130321527
>>130321527Correct in all honesty.
>>130321546Based blackthrash fan.
>>130321524How can you be into metal and not launching brown submarines off to sea? They're mutually exclusive.
>>130321470
>>130321571Ultra based.
>>130321190Hell yea bruvva. If it doesn't sound like a constipated schizophrenic retard doing vocals I don't wanna hear it \m/
>>130321597Were you born that based or did you come into it with age?
>>130321615It was beaten into me \m/
>>130321560First time I see anyone call Iperyt thrash.
Have you dosed yet today?
knocked loose was way worse than I expected
Happy køturday forum.
>>130321761isn't goatcoom a chud band? get that shit off the shelves
>>130315911First time listening to this, it's fucking crazy
LUCIFER TAKE MY DARK SOULDOWNTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELLDOWNTO THE FIERY PITS OFHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
>>130321805every band there is chud except death which is lgbtq+
>>130321277I was gonna make a joke about this being what norwegian prisoners saw walking into their cell and how varg's ass got passed around, but then I realized that everyone in norway is a wimp bitch. They had to import muslims to invent rape in their country.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8myi7Kihc0Thoughts?
I enjoy Antichrist by Gorgoroth
>>130322025i think you should stop posting gay youtube shit
>>130317529I sleep.
>>130321982>everyone in norway is a wimp bitch>multiple norwegian black metallers commit brutal murders
we partying tonight?
diabolus in musica was such hot garbage I haven't touched any slayer albums after that
>>130322061I think what he means is that Scandinavians are so used to a high trust society that they think the rest of the world is just as humane as them, until they get raped by Ahmed who is soaking up their tax dollars and housing.
I really need to extend my library but the tagging takes fucking foreverno, the auto fill tools are all shit
>>130322072in real life? not a chance.
Reverend Bizarre
We unequivocally reject Genderbend Bizarre here
>>130322292i thought this place was obsessed with trannies
Can someone really rock’n’roll all night and party every day? Doesn’t seem sustainable
Sarcófago - I.N.R.I.
>>130322340meme band
>>130322025even worse than I expected
Sarcófaggot
What's heavier than Mindly Rotten?
>>130322475your mom xD
I FUCKED UP AGAIN IT'S ALL MY FAULT
>>130322497I wasted my 20s on heavy metal. It happens bro.
>>130315911whoa...
>>130322659overrated but also overhated
>>130322497>>130322564Beloved here because we love riffs.
>>130322664nobody hates it outside of a few chuds on this website.
>>130322676hell yea we do
>>130322696the chuds on this website are the universal arbiters of good taste
Actually prozak is our arbiter of taste and his judgement is infallible
schizo metal
>>130322713I mean, dave and his buddies sure love making fist love to each other
Morbid Angel
Varg is a Great Man of History
black metal is gay and cringe
>>130322714>>130322842>>130322848Correct.
>>130315911https://youtu.be/CGUTAuTUTQo
do usanistanis really
>>130321537Damn you're still butthurt, what a sad faggot you must be
>>130323202I literally just got here but judging by the timestamps it seems you're the one who's been seething my son
>>130322025I hope all music "reacts" video participants die today>>130316035Their last truly good album. And this coming from someone who really, really liked Пpигopщa Зipoк. Everything after that is "please come back we're still cool we promise" pandering and nostalgia-bait.
>>130315911why the fuck did it take me this long to check out anything other than Vol 1
>>130322309It is. No one is more obsessed with trans anything than those who hate them. Just dicks on ther brain 24/7>>130322292>wekill yourself
>>130323198Obsessed creep
>>130323198>Black Usurpermore like Jew Usurer
>>130323257>hey check out this loser I just ran into>OMFG UR LIKE OBSESSED GROSS GROSSget help
>>130323262Black(ed) U-Slurper
>>130323266Yeah, you’re a creep alright
>>130322110As if they've ever done anything that wasn't overrated dung>>130321982kristian wasn't raped in jail because you can't be raped if you're consenting
>>130323283I'm a weirdo
>>130319347
>>130319760you're surprised usanistani bigots are retarded and appropriate anything they can get their hands on because they have no culture? really?
>>130323288>As if they've ever done anything that wasn't overrated dungretard
>>130315832I was listening to Summoning. Watching this guy cover a song. I don't listen to much metal but I like them.https://youtu.be/hUtP_g1Jgpk
>>130323359thank you reddit sister
>>130323359Shalom
who's hyped
Why is Polish drumming lineage so strong?? Inferno, Vitek, Stormblast, Darkside, Wizun, Doc from Vader... Every Polish band I listen to the drumming is always intense as shit
>>130323373go eat dung, dung lover
>>130323638not into gay metal, personally
>>130323672When you get the living shit beat out of you by every major european power for 200 years you learn to hit things really good. Also you forgot
why is extreme metal unlistenable for most people?
>>130323719because most people are braindead NPCs on autopilot through life and prefer innocuous socially acceptable background music to their vapid lives instead of music that demands attention and doesn't increase social capital
>>130323697Metal is inherently gay
>>130323359the thing is that it wasn't even white supremacists themselves that came up with the idea that that sign meant white power, it was the pc retards who obsessively look for racism everywhere that decided to suddenly attribute that meaning to it. white supremacists then happily complied with it since that shit was handed on their lap.
>>130323719lol it's not just put your earphones on and press play it's not that hard lmao>>130323786>I listen to extreme metal because it's the only way I can convince myself I'm better than othersrofl, roflmao even
>>130323790Based and true.>>130323638Their unexpected return after 17 years, even if just in name, should've been a disaster by all rights. Instead they released one of my AOTY for 2024, so yeah, I'm kinda hyped.
>>130316800My favorite Old Wainds album
>>130323801>it was the pc retardsNo. It was trolls making shit up for the lulz, as they do and should, and everyone ate it up no sauce no water. THEN chuds began doing it in earnest, because they're braindead.
>>130323863either way whomever takes it seriously is a humongous moron
>>130323875Chuds are indeed humongous morons
Momocon is next weekend. I think I'll stay indoors with the curtains drawn and get drunk by myself and listen to black metal instead.
>>130323672the secret is the slav squat. crouch down with your heels flat on the ground and you'll quickly understand how powerful the slav leg muscles are from centuries of squatting. ideal for furious double bass blasting.
>>130323889you should go over there and start a fight and get arrested and get raped in prison
>>130323806>I'm better than othersCorrect.>>>/kpop/>>>/wpop/>>>/lgbt/
>>130323904it would be funnier to livestream bullying the weeb retards that would go to to such a disgraceful event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_LB43VP1ko&list=WL&index=4
>>130323991they'd eat you alive
>>130323886>crying about chuds on a chud websiteyou have to go back
>>130324014no one cares about your shitty video, "comedian"
>>130324014thanks for the off topic youtube slop for indians i'm definitely going to watch
>>130315911Why don't people here talk about Draconian? They are one of the most consistently good goth metal bandshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_I-jRKx0_E
>>130324038kill yourself
>>130324025i'm sure the obese trannies in attendance would eat anything
>>130323719>>130323786Harsh vocals don't sound very pleasant, it took me some time to get used to them
>>130324038Correct.
>>130324065we're racist and heil htiler here. perhaps shreddit would be more your speed?
>>130324077I'm glad you agree they'd eat you alive
>>130324064People here don't really care for goth metal besides some TON, My Dying Bride, Katatonia, Paradise Lost and maybe Tiamat.
>>130323672Capricornus is the greatest drummer ever.
>>130324104You're crazy
>>130324128that's not my name
>we're racist and heil htiler here. perhaps shreddit would be more your speed?
aside from late night west coast simp hours the threads have been surprisingly metal lately. i like this schedule because i usually go to sleep before the faggots start shitting up the thread and then wake up after they've stopped.
hitler heils my balls
>>130324149Never seen this one posted before, I see it's a one off Fields of the Nephilim side projecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocj4D1fnYaI&list=RDOcj4D1fnYaI
Metal is retarded
>>130324205Hell yeah. I love gothic doom/metal in general, honestly.
>>130324230Correct.
>>130324190>the threads have been surprisingly metal latelyand then YOU came along
>>130324149I've always loved that album. McCoy has a great voice for the overtly Metal tracks.
>Metal is retarded
>>130324014>9:50What a fucking fag
>>130324285Huh, haven't seen one of these in a while. I remember when the discourse was almost entirely numale bashing. Not a chud in sight. Gotta say I miss those days.
HEIL
i have a feeling the next edition is going to be really gay
>>130324362impossible, we're already at peak gay levels
>>130324366We can always go gayer, Blood Incantation edition incoming, I feel a slight tingle in my ass already, it's inevitable
too lazy to make a based aliencore editionat least post some titcow as OP pic
NIGGER
>>130324412bring back the black kween OPs
>>130324190There’s been a /bleep/ thread lately so that keeps him occupied a bit at least
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