It's not music is it. It's all "improvised", meaning it's made up on the spot. They're just playing random notes! If you asked them to play the song again, they can't, not the same way. They don't really know the song, because there isn't one. You look at jazz sheet music, it just has a few chords, the rest is made up - they literally call it a fake book, because it's fake. And what they do improvise is pure shit. Just random notes, going to and fro. Anyone could play that. I could pick up any instrument and play better than Coltrane, because he could never play. No emotion, it's shit. Jazz rose in the 1920s, when degeneracy was on the rise. Real men tried to stamp it down, but were stopped. Look outside your window. We still live in a "jazz age".Real music, like rock, pisses and shits on jazz. They should have a Jazz Demolition Derby. All jazz albums should be taken off youtube, all streaming, bandcamp. Before you listen to "Kind of Shit" by Piss Davis, which gets millions of views, listen to Legends, by Sabaton. There is an album to get the blood moving. Instead of being about NOTHING, it is about Templars, warriors, armies - things for real men, who have more things to do than sit around playing saxophone all day.
>>130327938yea... not of this was funny, nerd.
>>130327938If this isn't a copypasta I'm gonna be shocked.
>>130327960I am not trying to be funny. I hate browsing youtube to have jazz concerts of Coltrane blowing his trumpet around. It's not music. We need to do to jazz what we did to disco.
>>130327990>I am not trying to be funnykeep coping
>>130327974It is not. I wrote it in a blind fury.>>130328015If I have amused you, well that was not my intent. Clearly you disagree with what I wrote. Would you like to explain what you think is so great about jazz?
>>130327990>Coltrane blowing his trumpet aroundBe less on-the-nose when rage baiting, dude.
>>130328044Trumpet, saxophone, same piece of shit at the end of the day. It looked like a trumpet anyway. Maybe an oboe, something like that.
>>130328037there's no difference between pretending to be retarded and being retarded. just take the L and bail on the cringe, lil bro.
>>130328063How am I being cringe because I don't like jazz? If jazz is so fucking great, recommend a single album that will change my mind on this. I bet you cannot.
>nooo i need ABAB riffs so i can listen to music on autopilot!
>>130328192You listen to random notes. Why not just get a computer to play random notes? That's all you listen to.
>>130328126
Give this a listen
>>130328315Just started listening to it. Sounds like something that would play in a coffee shop as ambience. Not real music to get the blood pumping. I will give it a fair chance though, to prove its worth.
>>130328379If you don't get jazz you don't get it, that's fine
>anything i dont get is le heckin randumb
badbadnotgood for entry level zoomer jazzhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bdPkzcsYQKA
Alright on the microscopic 0.00001% chance this isn't blatant ragebait, here's an image of essential jazz albums I recommend to anyone not familiar with the genre. Maybe OP will give them a chance. He likely won't and will make this exact same thread tomorrow. We'll see, I guess.
>rock is supermarket music
>>130328529fusion heavy chart, perfect for beginners, well done
>>130327938you don't hate jazz enough. listen to john zorn and naked city
>>130328600>fusion is for beginnersI'm not OP but this is why people in general clown on jazz fans
