Saidan editionPrevious: >>130324480FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130332574BLASTIN'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUsvRmzbsg
Synths are not metal, and will NEVER be metal
>>130332596
>>130332616they are made of electronics tho so there is metal in them
>>130332987Damn, he looks gay here
sup uncs
The art pop-ization of metal will continue until morale improves.
>>130333018avantslop poop metal
>>130332997Video games contain art (art), music (art), writing (art), and acting (art)but video games are not art.
black metal = not metal
>>130333129Correct.
I just realized I'm kind of ugly as shit
>>130333164Welcome to accepting you are a metalhead
>>130332987ya know fenriz wrote and recorded everything on transilvanian hunger and panzerfaust, culto just did some vocals. pretty cool guy eh
>>130333129this poster listens to megadiaper
>>130332596>INHERENTLY
>>130333197Most hated man on /metal/ after Varg
>>130333129>>130332616only real metal allowed paste this point--------
Why do y'all never discuss or bring up the greats such as Mastodon, Gojira, Devin Townsend, Between The Buried And Me, Dillinger Escape Plan, Periphery?Shit that gets posted here is boring or just straight up unlistenable trash.
>>130333080they are tho you just proved it
>>130333347>a gallery is art because art is inside of one
>>130333347incoherent post
>>130333379a gallery is a building and architecture is an art form
>>130333269There's synths on the album before that.
>>130333269>paste
I'll be honest lads.I think the vocals on this filter the fuck out of me.
>>130333658the cover always filtered me
>>130333676same
FUCKING SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
*ahem*Repulsion
>>130333726This tbqh
>>130333933not metal but based
>>130333944>
>>130333726
>>130333971kek
Hanneman, Jeffrey John
>>130333971holy unc
>>130332596btw I'm balls deep inside your mom RIGHT NOW
>>130334137based motherfuckera beloved /metal/ classicWISDOM INFINITEHELD TIGHTLY IN MY GRASPMY SWORDONE THOUSAND BATTLES STRONG
>>130334137not metal + tbdm listeners only receive cock
>>130334137>>130334178>>>/lgbt/
The Black Dahlia Murder mog your Burzudumb garbage any day.
>>130334196Burzum reigns supreme. *splash*
>>130334206>that profile pic and usernameliteral middle schooler
>>130334215indeed anime is middle school garbage
BDM is pretty much the only Melodeath from the US worth listening to
So is the 1 (one) TBDM spammer the new meme filling the void given this general is dead now?
>TBDMNot Metal.
love how everything is a conspiracy for the chudcels lmao
>>130334265there's at least 2 people here who like BDM
I'm glad Trevor Strnad an hero'd
>>130332596>>130334262>>130334265>>130334322There are at least a few of us. I'll always love them. They got me into extreme metal. Unhallowed, Miasma and Nocturnal will always rule.
if you're still into tbdm after your high school years, you're a poseur at heart
>>130334358>They got me into extreme metalOkay so blinded by nostalgia for how crap they are got it.
>>130334430Real chads enjoy the superior high-school core like me.
>>130334430I'm an unc, BDM came out just after high school for me.and I liked them cause I liked AtG and In Flames in the 90's and unlike In Flames going mallcore and Dark Tranquility going Gothic Metal, and AtG breaking up, BDM sounded like them somewhat when they were peak.
TBDM fans are the kind of metal fans who have sex with women. We hate that here.
>>130334454>you first listened to something before a certain arbitrary age? erm then your opinion doesn't count!
>>130332596https://youtu.be/oq_M1EY1Ei8?si=nwzJCinFKTrBqIWqhttps://youtu.be/12Wp3VxVPtE?si=eF4J2UWUznwgi6W2https://youtu.be/jUkoL9RE72o?si=poy3IDNZgn-18uZshttps://youtu.be/DcHKOC64KnE?si=yJW2gpF68BAigtTphttps://youtu.be/lN9ZxL8exv8?si=dWgm9kzeA77u0qA-
>>130334484This but unironically.
>uncs were thinking this is metalcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idqHoWTJZNY
TBDM (The Black Dick Muncher) sucks AIDS juice
absolute kino
>>130334601also I just realized for the artwork the inspiration was probably like and everflowing stream and clandestine
wish i had this lol
>fruit of the loom
>demofound the virgin
>>130334206HEIL
Deathspell Omega (Only the first two albums)
I'm so horny I might just walk up to women and straight up ask them if they want to fuck. Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImRXjgr4dbs
>>130334981They're overhated but they aren't that special.Even SMRC did a better version of Drink the Devil's Blood imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEACzoMJuMAabsolute SOVL
>>130335122Not metal
>>130334825found the tourist
>>130335122>.gifwhy?
>>130335147>240p video>not metalincorrect
>>130335115they're better than any of their dissodreck albums
bros...I have to admit one thingI'm not gay
>>130335259I don't agree but then again the word "disso" doesn't make me spew vomit.
>>130335569yes, you are vocaroo faggot
>>130334550Between the band name, playing Warped Tour, and selling their merch at Hot Topic, I always assumed they were metalcore until like 2010
Any brutal + war metal band? I can't think of any.
>>130335624meds
>>130335755this one maybehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrnY6CNyI_U
>>130335624https://voca.ro/1220GLXIHDMJ
>>130335730yeah I think the mallcore label that gets stuck to them has more to do with things around them like their looks and tours they play rather than the actual music.
Wait, TBDM aren't actually twinkcore?!?! All this time I never bothered to check their shit out because of the name, I look up a photo of them now and they look normal?!??! Wtf bra
>>130332596Anything similar to this?
>>130335774Thanks anon. It sounds like war metal but played by skilled musicians, as I expected. Quite cool.
>>130335910check out goreaphobia
>get together with a literal whore>she makes you sell your entire huge music collection so you can pay for a place to live in>fuck her on video once for her onlyfans>kill yourselfTrevor you fucking retard
>>130335910check out fetid, atavisma and anhedonist
>>130332596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9STiAbHEA
>>130336011discovered these guys a while back, they're cool
>>130335884judging a book by their cover etc.although truth be told they were picked up in that metalcore craze solely because they didn't have long hair and a "not taking it seriously" attitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xwq4aLn6gw
I almost posted a reply about how much I want to suck a nice cock when I get drunk like now but thankfully I didn'tphew!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqnC54vbUbU
Alright I've been listening to TBDM for the past 4 hours, time to get back to our boys hehehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrHy_TRudo
>>130336359fact #1: I'm a spacemanfact #2: got a rocket on my backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1uLMvsmvk
>>130336359Hot bitch but that song sucks
>I am le male who likes black femaleNo one cares
Nothing wrong with oil drilling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHrSRZ69_4
>>130336775riffless garbage
>>130336804#filtered
>>130336804You have auditory or neurological issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueshCghDE9UCome see as the wind: Chant -I let thee come in -Come see as the wind,>Aœde.
>>130336308Why do you keep posting links to this shit like anyone here is going to listen to it
Isn't Saidan that gay virtue signaling crybaby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoEargsEJ8vocals on this are fucking insane
>>130337193>why do I post Slayer, no one likes them
>>130337286That guy was replying to a vocaroo freak post
>>130337321I see a reply to a Slayer music video.since when has Slayer been hated here? I thought we Heiled Hanneman here.
>>130337368>I thought we Heiled Hanneman hereWe do.
What is the death metal equivalent of Metallica in Seattle 89?
>>130337412A green turd reeking poo slithering out of my hemorrhoid filled ass
>>130336308So, you're the guy spamming "black kweens", Rick James, TBDM and you want to suck a cock when you're drunk (you're an alcoholic).Grim.
>>130337451and electric callboy
>>130337451no fucking way, I really am all of themhow did you find out
>>130337558Loser aura
>>130332574https://youtu.be/1I3AR1TriQg?si=IPx4ELkSfMvqc9iE
>>130334550No? We called them deathcore like the rest of their ilk
>>130335558On a scale from 1 - 10 how homoerotic was it
>>130337873
>>130337558>no fuckingNo need to tell us. We're all virgins here.
>>130337882At least a 7 I see Chuck is giving his best "yikes!" face in response to a woman's touch.
my favorite band is Burzum and I can't stop thinking about transitioning and sucking dicks
>>130337905whoa same
>>130337873Is he wearing a yarmulke in that pic?
>>130338023Not of course notstop noticing things goyim
>>130338023>>130338031what's there to notice, everyone already read his "Early Life" and knows he was Jewish but not religious
>>130337286I replied to the wrong post and didn’t notice, but honestly i could have been responding to a dozen worthless non metal links, your post was very homosexual however
Varg is straight and has kids.
>>130338978That has been debunked
>>130338978As well as a beautiful wife.
>>130339005You sound obsessed
Pedothew hung herself in her jail cell. Simp in Peace queen
lunar strain is just as good as with fear i kiss the burning darkness. it came out later but both bands can make claim to pioneering the sound. both albums have amazing vocal performances. with fear was more influential and popular but lunar strain just has that x factor to it by leaning so heavily into the folk elements. with fear has better singles and lunar strain is the better full album listen.
>>130334671i want the at the gates one its referencing with the logo
>>130333106>You have the common tourist opinion that black metal is solely built upon being counter-culture and being as edgy as possible, instead of that just being a major aspect of it. If that really was the case, black metal would've just been a stupid fad from 30 years ago. No one to this day has really topped the norwegian church burnings/euronymous' murder, but black metal is still being made, because people actually appreciate it musically and treat like a real music genre instead of shock schlock>People complain about NS because its entirely built around image, pretty much all early 2nd wave black metal bands were all about image and shock value and few of them took themselves super seriously musically... its a genre known for tin can recording quality.... early 2nd wave bands like satyricon were commercially popular but highly mocked by true kvltfags all the way back in the 90s. what is you even yapping about young son?>most of it is very derivative and unremarkable musically lol no dude learn the history of 2nd wave black metal sometime so you can make your larp and shitposting more believable. like a third of the most influential early 2nd wave acts that everyone based their sound off in both the euopean and american bm scenes were unironic ns. >but it is underservedly worshipped the mids derivative nsbm gets undeserved worship. a lot of people fellate mid bands just because they use nazi iconography.stuff like arghoslent inquisition burzum etc deserves the fellation. nsbm's always been more experimental and forward thinking, always made up a disproportionate amount of stand-out bm releases & a disporportionate influence in moving the genre forward compared to how small the scene is. first bands to experiment with mixing synths and bm were nsbm for instance>as the greatest by tourists that solely 'listen' to metal to be edgy, completely performative horseshit to 'own le leftshits!!'>same shit being spammednsbm has a lot of tourists rn
i think youre just mad the internet's allowed the nsbm scene to grow again because you can self promote and not rely on the gatekeepers anymore. pretty much every indie label in the world not just metal are owned by the same couple people.
>>130332596dead thread tonight, wagies must have gone to bed early for toil in the morning
>>130332574Is melodic metalcore a thing? I don't really like metalcore, but maybe that could save it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECXg-a7XZQI
>>130339912No, nobody has been able to create it yet. If it were though, it would undoubtedly be one of the greatest metal genres to ever exist.
>>130339929Shitposting aside, none of this seems appealing or all that melodic, which is why I was asking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melodic_metalcore
>>130332596Penishttps://youtu.be/n2qTDimOQl0?si=rah_SNRLDfy5Abw6
>>130340069That guy on the far left is super hot
>>130340069And those dudes have fucked way more vaginas than all of you /metal/ virgins
Test
https://voca.ro/1mIlTfeOQGzu
>>130339941well, you're thinking of it from a perspective of melodeath, which is hallmarked by featuring NWOBHM style guitar harmonies providing melodic riffsMelodic Metalcore CAN have that, but it doesn't always, but what it'll always have is kind of a start/stop pattern coming from hardcore, and breakdowns.. and it'll have vocalists altering from clean melodies to harsh screams. That's mostly where the "melodic" comes from, the clean sung melodic parts and occasional guitar harmonies inspired by melodic death metal.You had no idea how much Bullet for My Valentine I had to listen to in the mid 00's.
lol
>>130332574
>>130341364that shit sucks
>>130339159I find it interesting that In Flames and Dark Tranquility originally had different vocalists before they switched between each otherDid any other bands do this?
wow yall are kind of assholes lol
>>130341621Correct
>>130341621See that's why this isn't even a metal thread. Metal isn't about being a prissy sissy over which bands you like, while telling everyone else their bands suck.
>>130339397That's very short-sighted. NSBM is slop for that reason, it's not the flex you think it is. Self-promotion at the cost of quality is not the way to make it. Too many grifters in the scene. Besides you look at "not just metal" but that's very naive coming from an NSBM enjoyer, everybody knows it's a Jew world out there you don't have to be a nazi to know that. In metal things are different.
Death is really good actually. You guys are retards.
>>130341978grow up
I just roke up
>>130339369>like a third of the most influential early 2nd wave acts that everyone based their sound off in both the euopean and american bm scenes were unironic ns.mind mentioning which bands you are referring to and showing evidence of them being ns?
>>130342103He already called Burzum NS which kinda tells you all you need to know.
>>130342103Think it's more than a third of them, more like all of them.
I just frew up
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Does black metal get any better than this?
How heavy metal upholds white supremacy
>>130342480GBK are massively overrated so yes.
>>130342544no they are not
>>130342564They absolutely are. Give me Emperor or Burzum instead any day.
>>130342576Lol yeah burzum definitely isn't overrated
>>130342480I prefer Kosherat but I'm the only person on planet earth who considers it their best.
>>130342576Ihsahn and Varg couldn't write riffs half as good as Gelal's even if their lives depended on it, lol.
>>130342592Burzum is maybe a tad overrated but that's only because of the Varg's entire story. S/t is kino af. >>130342602You talking about icecream truck riffs myman?
>>130342576i mean all those are great, i don't see the reason for comparison
>>130342632I wish the music was as cool as the cover.
Buddy was trying to get me into Dimmu Borgir a few days ago. Not sure if I like.
>>130342695Their earliest albums has some solid stuff. Their later things are soicore, usually "alright" but massively overrated and nothing special.
>>130342695They're sort of like a gateway band. If you're already into black metal without ever hearing them they probably wouldn't do much for you.
>>130342711>Their earliest albums has some solid stuff. Their later things are soicoreWhat album should I listen up to?
>>130342731Skip them entirely and listen to dark funeral instead. They're a better entry-level black metal band imo.
>>130342735Dark Funeral are pukecore.
>>130342745We're comparing them to dimmo burger here
>>130342751Idk man I've never really been into either band.
>>130342781They're ok. Good for easing people into the genre.
>>130342632Why are jannies such prudish niggers? It's literally just breasts ffs. I thought everyone here is supposed to be +18.
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>130342903It’s so funny that RYM, Discogs, streaming services, etc all allow nudity on album covers, but 4chan, of all places, will delete your post if it has cover art with even a hint of a breast showing.
>>130342967 They delete it if they don’t like it , very simple. That one weeb album with the small titties has been posted on /mu/ thousands of times and is okay by the mods
>>130341909Why do redditors who don’t listen to BM say things like this?
>>130342967>>130343010I have never seen that Sky Ferrera album being deleted despite having being posted a billion times on this board
is it a good idea to hire an escort and shove my tongue up her asshole?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO8q_Q4lRC8
>>130343045>going down on an escortnot metal
>>130333333
who's the michael jackson of metal?
>>130341780incoherent post
>>130341978Correct, and also Correct
>>130343083Rob Halford.
>>130343083James Hetfield
Based boob loving metalbrother.
>>130343110I just got fired because of your picture
>>130343083>influential>known for flashy stage moves in performances>death was related to drugsAlexi Laiho
>>130343243Laiho wasn't a perverted superstar nonce however. Main prerequisites are they gotta be a superstar and a pervert, that's why I said Halford.
>>130343236Good.
>>130343110Based, fuck the weird loser janitor especially
>>130343268I think in the long sight view of things most people they'll find out that these scandals are likely fake and the parent's were suing for his wealth.What people will remember about Michael Jackson is his talent, influence, performances (the dancing the stage costumes, and theatrics).. and having his life cut short by a drug related death.So I went with Alexi, cause he covers the aspects of MJ that people will remember, but for Extreme Metal.Rob Halford is a geezer, he's not having his talent cut short tragically. The other ones that might kinda fit that aren't extreme metal but metal, are Randy Rhoads, Cliff Burton, and Dimebag Darrell, just theirs aren't drug related deaths.
>>130343083Alien Ant Farm
>>130343403>What people will remember about Michael Jackson is his talent, influence, performancesIf you mention Michael Jackson to anyone who isn't a significant fan of his, the first reference they will make is to him being a nonce.
can y'all faggots here stop either gay circlejerking or gay buttdevastated about varg and nsbm
>>130343054she might be cleaner than the average foidholy shit I hate women, they just complain about everything while degenerates like me would literally pay them to lick their assholes
>>130343487We're all degenerates here however, like this guy >>130343604
Who's the Taylor Swift of metal?
>>130343468I guess that'll be a generational thing.uncs, whether boomers, gen x, or early millennials will remember moonwalks, pyrotechnics, dressing like captain crunch, and he died kinda young.late millennials and zoomers who weren't alive when his videos were being played on MTV and imitated by kids who wanted to copy his dance moves might only remember the scandals.
>>130343649in what way? the most popular or the hottest?
Solo: Hanneman
>>130343649foids are inherently not metal
>>130343649nergal
>>130343728Incorrect, holes are metal as fuck \m/
>>130343728i see lots of qts at shows.
>>130343826not metal they're just there with their boyfriends
>>130343728Why not? I'm pure gold.
>>130343794I want to fuck her so bad bros...
>>130343837
We worship Concilium worship here
>>130343863but I'm ugly :(
>>130343837She's like 60 now bro
OH NOI WON'T GOYOU'LL NEVER GET ME DOWN TODEATH ROW
>>130343834someday ill find that goth qt that will come to shows with me haha
>>130343932half the time I jerk off to granny porn m8, no problem
>>130332616OSC1: SquareOSC2: TriangleTune OSC2 down two octaves, mute it and apply ring, cross, phase or frequency modulation.As metal as any guitar.Bonus: Play with the modulation knob for some cool effects.
>>130343649Alissa White-Gluz
>>130344068stfu techno nerd that's not metal
>>130344078Gear faggotry IS metal.
>>130344074Not metal.
>>130344104>melodeath is not metal
>>130344091gear is metal
>>130343834Saw a cute black chick in full black metal makeup sitting on her own in the corner at a Blood Incantation show once. I would approach but as a Blood Incantation fan, I'm afraid of women.
>>130344108It's quite unfortunate that garbage like Arch Enemy fits the definition of metal.
>Arch enemycringethis is a The black dahlia murder general
>>130344137you should have.as a black woman black metal fan at a death metal concert, she would be alone and feel like something of an outcast.Having some dude approach her when she seemed out of place and not accepted you could have been dipping in chocolate pussy pretty easy.
the only thing i hate more than women are simps imagine groveling like a pathetic worm at the feet of some whore for BOBS AND VAGINE
>>130344225I see your BDM, I see your ArchenemyI raise you Children of Bodom
>>130344196Metal Archives accept melodeath influenced coreshit such as Darkest Hour, Killswitch Engage, All That Remains or as I Lay Dying
>>130344347I still haven't listened to them. I remember a schoolmate listened to nothing but them. Love Kalmah though, which people say are basically the same.
>>130344225Their first few albums with Liiva were pretty good old school meloshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYFWLxUHYHI
>>130344334I blame trannypopper, that faggot really opened the door for simps here
>>130344360you should, they have a lot of power metal elements but it comes across as Melodeath with dueling keyboard and guitar solos and a lot of speed and energy
>>130344425>>130344360actually, you know what, Kalmah is a decent comparison, and Wintersun can be if you think about it.why's Finland so good at this shit?
children of bodom are basically power metal
>>130344462power metal with death metal vocals and themes I guess.
>>130344444CheckedAlso NortherFinnish melodeath is either power metal with harsh vocals or sad shit like Insomnium or Swallow the Sun
>>130344379A name I haven't heard in a long time...
>browsing the escort site and blasting slayer>againhelp
>>130344598and drunk and wanting to suck dick again?
>>130344598Blasting Slayer is always good.
>>130344598>HUNTING, FIGHTING, KILLING WHORE>WADE THROUGH BLOOD AND BLEED SOME MORE
>>130344617>drunkaye>wanting to suck dick again...kindagod damn I found so many hot bitches again I might just go on a fucking spree
And we wonder why there’s a simp problem
>>130332596KICKED INTHE TEETHFUCKED UP BEYOND BELIEF
>>130343026No argument then? Glad we agree.
>>130344961>not metal
>>130345088zeke mogs 99% of metalplus it's just motorhead on (even more) speed
>>130345101>still not metal
>>130345120yes, it's even better
>>130345153>>130345251>not metal
>>130345308yes I got it, you don't like riffs
>>130345360they're cool, but this ain't /hardcore/
Still scrolling through the escorts. Holy fuck boys there are so many hot bitches. I could have my dick in one of them in literally under an hour but I'm too much of a bitch.:(>>130332596
post link to escort website
>>130342903remember you can’t post pg-13 album covers because it’s NSFW but AI porn ads are OK
>>130345527rosszlanyok.huhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4R1X3Yytc0
>>130345641>security warning
>>130345670works on my machine brah brah
>>130333658The vocals are one of my favorite parts. I used to not really care about vocals and prefer them either out of the spotlight or absent entirely. Then I took the time to challenge myself with vocal-centric albums with oddball delivery. Ballsy, unapologetically weird singing that’s front and center. And now I can appreciate weird vocals, and when I first heard this record I knew it was right up my alley. Just keep trying it. The dissonant, jazzy grooves are too good to let the vocals turn you away, you’ll get used to them and come to like how unique they are.Shoutout to the guy who gave me some recs based on this album like 5 threads ago but admitted there’s nothing else like it>>130333676The painting on the cover is so good and fits the atmosphere though. Guess it just goes to show how tastes can differ lol, different strokes I guess
>>130334981What’s wrong with the third one
>>130343083Fred durst, those michael isnt as talented
>>130341364Yeah I hated this. There’s a lot of beaners on RYM that way overrate anything from South America. I have found some really good Latin albums on there but when shit like this gets rated as highly as it is, it makes me realize how much those beaners are affecting the rankings
>>130345641>.huThe "black kweens", cock-lust alcoholic is Hungarian. Grim.
>>130346149wait, how did you get the black kween loving part?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBDtVVjVQc
>>130344248Based poorly-drawn-guy-with-a-scythe-core.
just post something for fucks sake
Vikernes, Varg.
Mustaine, Dave
why are european posters so terrible? we've got the german trannypopper, serbian AI schizo, and now the hungarian gay coomer
>>130346864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjSEHCgoUtA
Slayernext thread should be about FUCKING SLAYER
kek you guys are still in this thread?We all left for here >>130343305
>>130347296That thread is not of the true lineage of /metal/ threads. We shall make another
>>130347421this, that thread is false
bump
real>>130347550>>130347550>>130347550
