prev. >>130335572thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTXOY6-ebF0announcements:>1) Chappell Roan racks up 10 more bodies in on-going murder spree>2) Olivia Rodrigo under fire for attending Shrek re-release; "little kids watch those too">3) Taylor Swift calls off wedding with Travis Kelce, announces 3 albums dropping on the same day next month>4) We're all still retarded, some more than others
>>130340706/halmag/ might be back on the menu.
I might be on to something desu. Gonna dust off Final Draft and see where it goes
>>130340735Looking forward to reading it. Having never seen Anora, I'm not sure how the premise would work, but you've probably got a little more imagination than I do.
>>130340765she's so beautiful
>>130340784me any time I see Taytay
>>130340800she'll always be the one
Bebe Rexha as a partisan.
Ava Max as a partisan.
>>130340805imagine how fun she is in bed
Rita Ora as a partisan.
>>130340753>Having never seen Anora, I'm not sure how the premise would workYou're good, I was using it as a reference loosely. I just meant that I would also want it to be a deconstruction of the "girl boss" view of sex work. In my screenplay, it would be about an upper middle class east coast girl that gets financially cut off from her parents
Dua Lipa as a partisan.
>>130340862wish she'd give me the house tour
>>130340878Why does she have a full face of makeup
>>130340883Why won't you eat my ass?
these niggas are never fucking off to discord are they
>>130340883Indeed, that strains the historical accuracy, doesn't it? Such luxuries weren't possible in Hoxha's Albania, and hair dye was unheard of. They were banned as bourgeois decadence. The premise of putting all four of them in an alternate timeline still has me in stitches.
>>130340837she's doing good she's on some new shit?
>>130340925she's been saying yes instead of no
>>130340901I wanna hear halseyfag's fan fic
>>130340938I thought I saw her at the bus stop (I didn't though)
>>130341148
>>130338391whatchu know about south florida soundcloud rap, boy?
>>130341315I know this:https://youtu.be/YFfGgeddAc4
>>130341400jacksonville is not in south florida
>>130339749>>130337149beautiful BEAUTIFUL woman
>>130341412i wholeheartedly agree
>>130341447I look like this guy
>>130341447You can see her soak her panties in real time
>>130341466can I buy them
freaks
I cry every tiem
>MicaCute.
>>130341489did you know there's a place off Ocean Avenue
>>130341503
>>130341503yes
Beababoobies
>>130341589
>>130341447I want to know if she took the little bear, doesn't look like it.
>>130341651yeah she took it. you can see it's not in the girls hand anymore after liv touches it.
anon you're really tense sitting in that position
maggie's sweaty melissa etheridge tshirt
>>130341604post more beapa
>>130341489Strong men also cry...
Why did Halsey like this
>>130343223Hey Buddy! I've got some slop for ya!
revoke wpop posters' access to generative ai
>>130343176hi kylieposter. i asked for your favorite wpop albums but you kinda ghosted me
>>130343240Lmaoo How do you even come up with this
>>130343293I posted them that thread but I was in a secret disguise, you can probably tell which post it is :)
>>130343323/halmag/ isn't remotely canon, so just let your imagination run like the wind.
>another day NOT waking up as duait's not fair..
>>130343326you put light years in the first place of course it was you lol
yo nino, ever heard this yachty track that samples maggie's alaska?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMnpREa1A98
yo nino, ever saw this nostalgia critic episode that reviews maggie's alaska?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhTrWmIxUs
>>130343381I saw that ages ago when it first dropped. No, it's not about the eponymous song by Maggie.>>130343368Slowing the song down for the beat is neat, but goddamn, the autotune is pissing me off. Does very little for me otherwise.
FUCK, the autotune pisses me off so fucking much i'm gonna kill myself
>>130343436Did you ever watch Cinema Snob?
rodrigo should drop the barcelona larp and just collab with calvin harris already if she wants success in europe so badhttps://youtu.be/mlEYDB5Z59w?si=H0F4_SXsScwEdK8K
>>130343500I was a big fan of TGWTG when they first came on the scene. Apart from Nostalgia Critic, I also liked Cinema Snob and especially Spoony. Even Lindsay Ellis had a couple videos that were enjoyable. Kickassia is when I checked out because it became all too obvious they were losing the plot on what made for good content and soon after were consumed by their own myths.
Nino 100% auditioned for TGWTG
2 days until Koilee documentary!
>>130343570Spoony was cool, but I've always been really into exploitation films and obscure shot on video horror. This was the first vid I saw https://youtu.be/5UrnwIOPDQ0
the beat is neat
>>130343702Speaking of Cinema Snob...https://youtu.be/DWG84Us-7pY
Halseyfag is a sex pervert with sex pervert taste
>>130343747Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.
Oh hey, Clairo
>>130343813Quality on this is kinda ass. Lemme redo it.
>>130343733Gonna binge watch these old videos now>>130343747I think you can be an ethical pervert
>>130343814Hey clairbro
>>130343900I miss New York bagels
>$40 strawberry cheesecakeFuck Them Cake Jewish
>>130343941Bagels in NYC are actually different though because of the tap water
Hayley eating at Tom's Hot Dogs at Coney Island Jew York!
Can't upload this as it exceeds 120 seconds:https://www.tiktok.com/@glamourmag/video/7358524858013158702
>>130344039What do you think the halsey fag sounds like
>>130344051I wouldn't know until he speaks.
>>130343977
>>130344051Bugs Bunny
RESTAURANT • BAR
>>130340706Olive-ia
Hayley Williams and Chappell Roan
so now theres not just one but two retarded tripfaggotsughworst thread on /mu/ confirmed
>>130344400Suck my dick.
yo nineveh touch the sand at miami beach and i will be facing death row
>>130344400what a weird looking cat
>>130344423I'm scared for my life
Hayley butt and Chappell butt
>>130344407you want your first blowjob to be from a dude?
>>130344400facts
>>130343436the autotune effect is not even that heavy on the song, why does it filter most of you uncs lol
lordelivia <3
>>130344595me when the lads start looking a little handsome after a few drinks
>>130344642collab needed
what is ariana cooking https://x.com/i/status/2056389788287033562
>>130344633Autotune irritates me. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
>>130344945not an explanation unc
>>130344945
>Israelis continue to attack Olivia Rodrigo after she spoke out in support of Palestine
>>130345438
>>130345488lol
Tom Bina Designs
I wanna fuck taylor
rock music is still on repeat
My balls are rumbling for Dua Lipa
/wpop/ must be Hebrew the way their pockets Israelite
Im glad your dog is dead.
>>130345488They stole my Schtick :-(
>>130345787Doesnt feel good, huh
>>130341489they're calling it the best 3 song run oat
Olivia's moving
>>130345937will she be able to top ocean blvd with stove?
>>130345032Based.
>>130346081whatchu know about lil b, boy
>>130346042tracklist and second single coming
>>130346086I don't listen to him.
Many Beautiful women sent Lil B hot fucking feet pix. That's all I know
>>130346042>>130346116Who do you think will make more money? Livvy, Disney or Dan?
>>130346119stop saying based then
>>130346133The meme transcended the man. It's no longer about Lil B. It's about a state of being.
>>130346132Why would Disney make any money?
>>130346174You're right. It won't be Disney but the rest of her label, management, et al. My mistake. When accounting for all the fees plus Uncle Sham taking his cut, my guess is Livvy is currently netting $100k tops for her latest single based on Spotify streams. She'll still do well, but hopefully, she'll bank it and not crash out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngOsOjsHfsY
Exercising my butt muscles and thinking about Dua Lipa and smiling
Schtick poster and schtick bandit movie where they have to team up to fight a bigger enemy
>>130346607I DONT LIKE YOUUUU MOTHERFUCKER X-(
>>130346607who will be the bigger enemy though
>>130346648Tom Spina Designs
>>130346663What a bitch
nigga didn't even get plagiarized by schtick bandit this time, ts was iStealSchticks
>>130346689Speak like a person, you worthless piece of shit! X-(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDIhj8UIfcthem fellas bite swag and they wonder why they never schtick schtick schtick schtick schtick
>>130346647prettiest girly pop there is
>>130346738fo sho
>>130343864>>130343864Does she eat raw fetuses for breakfast to maintain her form as a human entity?
>>130346042>still doing the wall schticktired af
>>130344919prefer that last shot over the album cover desu. really beautiful
>>130346805OLIVIA YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>130346805ok reagan
>Mrs. Rodrigo, tear down this wall
Olivia Rodrigo is USSR instead of Tom???
I still need an answer >>130346785
Red Livvy
You dont know how lucky you are, boyBack in the Dua SR!
Dua SR
tom bina, top spinnacatch me ridin with my nina
Make loaf, not war
Dua Lipa eating
chapburger
>>130347077I'd like some of her buns
>>130347017Dua Smeatza
>>130347084I wonder what noises Dooley is making here
>>130347082ew
>>130347069>ywn wait 12 years for a washing machine with clairo
new choli single this thursday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbOTgL4rGyw
choli
Natoolyeon Dynamite
Ava Max is Forever Dead To Me. Them tits are uh-mayzin though
does ava max have any good songs?
>>130347224IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHTSHE GOT DANGER ON HER MINDSHE'S A MILLION DOLLAR BABYNOBODY CAN EXPLAIN ITSHE'S A MIRACLLLLLLLLLESHE’S A MIRACLE, OH, OH, OH, OOOOOOOH
ohshiswee buddha syco
Liv tummy <3
>>130347224Nope. They're either interpolations of better songs or complete trash.
>>>/pw/20492052
>>130347241Gonna cum to this Liv.
PSP made me lose my virginity 15 times
>>130347266same tbqh
>>130347246>>130347238yeah proved
MicaChu
Pizza rankings:California = Neapolitan > Sicilian > Chicago > New York > Detroit
>>130347315that's jigglypuff bro
Little Charli's Pizzas is world wide, like a jew star in the sky
>>130347334fattie
>>130347347Miccalypuff doesnt have the same ring to it, bro
>>130347256>>130347269schtickposter's ass probably only owned a Gizmondo back then
>>130347373kylie should be right next to madonna
>>130347361fuck off
pull up with the schtick let it hithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9VIH89musE
>>130347334New York>Neapolitan>Sicilian>detroit>Chicago
>>130347394I still have my Sega Game Gear with the Sonic cart
>>130347439Haven't tried St. Louis style, but it sounds abominable. Tavern style is shit. And New Haven style can fuck right off. Greek/New England style is okay at best. Too often, the crust tastes like burnt olive oil.
>>130347521Very very based.
nineveh dont let me see you in downtown st louis or ill wedgie your ass from the gateway arch
>>130347496Haha I was about to say tavern style would be my 2nd choice. I hate doughy pizza
these tees are fucking killing me dawg
>>130347597This could legit be Maggie merch desu
when me and Halsey finally link
>>130347605yeah lol her merch sucks
So true
You just know that Maggie rocks that Notorious RBG tee on laundry day
NEED to pee in her butt
pullin up to the function with my livvy tee on
Lol
>>130347654Probably. All I can say is...WOMP WOMP! IF YOU WOMP WOMP WHAT YOU WOMP WOMP THEN YOU WOMP WOMP!I hate the GOPe, but the cult of personality around RBG was given its just desserts because she was too greedy to retire.
>>130347657What would that accomplish
Nino would you quit your chud ways in exchange for comfy bougie life with Maggie gf
>>130347705So long as she renounces feminism and embraces maternity.
>Nineveh after becoming left leaning as fuck, attending an anti-trump rally and going back to some cabin in the pnw to crack Maggie buns
>>130347710how bro felt saying that
>I am a false activist and feminism is a superstition
:')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQcRpnkYNTw
Filmbro halseyfag
FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND SEND ME TO ALASKA the girl at work i like has a boyfriend. killing myself TONIGHT.
>>130347710figured you'd fumble even that
>>130347862I have principles I will not compromise on.
>>130347853What do you do for work
>>130347892do you understand that she'd have to quit her singing career, give up her autonomy and her finances to "renounce feminism"
>>130347892
No wonder hes still a virgin
>>130347853sorry to hear that sis and please don't hurt yourself <3
FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND SEND ME TO ALASKA
>>130347900I'm an assembler at a semiconductor company that specializes specifically in liquid delivery>>130347944ok <3
>>130347908>quit her singing career, give up her autonomy and her finances to "renounce feminism"Says who? She can still sing, make music and own her own catalog. Sure, it won't involve touring global arenas or schmoozing with industry heads and popular artists who will smile, shake hands and then forget her. Also, what autonomy? I didn't say everything she owns is now mine. Why are we entertaining this implausible hypothetical anyway? Even if I shared all her beliefs, she wouldn't notice me twice.
>>130347951Are you guys affected by the Iran thing?
>>130347985>Sure, it won't involve touringWhy not
>>130347985>says who?HISTORY
>>130348005cause he's a hypocrite. let's not worry about it anymore. Nino's on that chud crack.
>it wont involve touring global arenasDamn even he doesnt believe his waifu can sell out a tourKWAB
Nineveh: if the opportunity presented itself and all conditions were favorable, would you get a selfie with Maggie if you ran into her on the street?
>>130347987not really, we're supposed to grow actually. peoples need those computer chips to render facebook slop no matter what.
>>130348050Nah. I'd leave her alone. Let the woman have her peace.
>>130348078Even if all conditions were favorable though?
https://variety.com/2026/music/news/shakira-acquitted-tax-fraud-spain-reimbursed-64-million-1236752456/
>>130348005>>130348026>>130348037Kinda hard to balance maternity with show life, but some have done it. The Surrender tour was reportedly successful, but little was said about the Don't Forget Me tour despite her nights with Coldplay. Some venues sold out, but I'm not sure about others.This hypothetical ain't happening anyway. >>130348101Only if, for some reason, our meeting was cordial and she was open to it. Otherwise, I'd let her be.
can't wait for the new choli single
>>130348078You'd probably make her day if you told her you're her #1 fan though. She has decent Spotify stats but it feels like most Magheads are casuals, playlist cattle.
>>130348119What about /wpop/'s favorite milf
>>130347710and how has that attitude worked out so far? Lmao >forever alone
>>130348112Shak Pack we are so fucking back
why do i see holly humberstone everywhere
>the eternal sp*niard trying to gyp a classy colombian ladynot big surprise!
>>130348134To be honest, I wouldn't feel comfortable with that. I'd rather be Mr. Mom with the kid than put them in such an environment. Fans are unpredictable.
>>130348134>Ender
>>130348166Yean and not to be weird, but I don't think her performances are kid friendly anyway
>>130348130Her fans would actually make for great girlfriends. I met four of them the day after the concert. All of them were either continuing their education or going into their careers. One was going into marine biology while the other was finishing up becoming a teacher. Don't remember what the other two were doing but it all sounded very promising. Lovely women that I wish very well.
Bad acid did damage to my mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fkDQiCuf0
>>130348220Do you secretly wish Halsey was your mom?
>>130348220Her dancing is much tamer, but still, those environments couldn't be worse for kids. Oddly enough, I saw parents with their kids at the show.
Ella Langley is our girl
>>130348361Many are saying this
>>130348337Does Maggie ever bust out this move?
>>130348361nah
>>130348361Mid
>>130348365Nah. She just dances as she does.
>>130348361put me on bro what's her best song
>>130348394none
drink and jack off by myself
none
>>130348375she just dashin around her music videos are funny as hell too
>>130348404don't drink
>>130348394I like Choosin' Texas which made me excited to check out her album but it's aggressively mid
>>130348425its jews and taxes i can tell
>>130348413Someone said she dances like Elaine from Seinfeld. I couldn't agree more. I think it's adorable.
>>130348451Literally me in 2021
>>130348426yeah country pop shit is not for me brah brah
>>130348442that's accurate lol
>>130348472All Cats Are Beautiful
>>130348506Do you own any?
>>130348482Indeed.
>>130348506
>>130348524
>>130348532Indeed, I did. Rest in Peace, my green-eyed baby. He was a stray who aggressively meowed for food. Against all odds, he bonded with me. He'd follow me around wherever I went and would sleep in the same bed with me. If I had a wet towel or previously worn clothes laying around, he'd curl up in them just to get my scent. At times, it seemed as though he got high on me. He'd love it whenever I rubbed his chin.
sex is disgusting
>>130348586may lil bro rip
Dua Tias
I can't stand these plebs I work with. I'm too turnt
There's an opening in fairhill but they definitely wanna hire ricans only
No no no papiI no black
>>130348985What race are you
>>130349089Racist >>130349092Is this a sneak diss
>>130349124>>130349124>>130349124
