Blackened glam editionOld: >>130347550FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>130359500Weird loser, you sat there hitting f5 for 15 mins
>>130359523who the fuck still depends on F5 to see new posts
>>130359540Someone who spams the new thread before it's posted in the old one. A weird loser as I said
>>130359495Are you drunk again, Hungarianon? Will you be lusting cock again?
>>130359548...okay
>>130359523>>130359548Try discussing music on this board instead of gossiping about posters
>>130359556>OP posts a titty monster>"bet you wanna suck cock, don't cha"this fucking general I swear
>>130359523>weird loser Your lack of self-awareness is legendary, Ratthew.
Off to a great start guys
>>130359516that's one hell of a hidden, weird gemlink for the curioushttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lZ00UIHYUO3o8GIl_HOLejNnRRqTtHeto
power trip is recording a new album
>>130359636first single is titled, "Our Last Vocalist Died Like George Floyd"
>>1303595852 threads ago there was a hungarian anon lusting after black girls, but then also talked about when he's drunk he wants to suck cock.
>>130359685Correct.
>>130359685hung aryans can do whatever they want
>>130359644Fentanyl overdose? Can't breef?
>>130359685All of which made quite an impression on you, as your vivid retelling of this whole pointless affair seems to show
>>130359702lol
>>130359636Title is tentatively named "I love eating black cum"
>>130359627nice link dumbass
>>130359713just explaining something I saw to make sense of what the other anon was asking so that it wasn't "out of nowhere" to the 3rd anon.
>>130359786hey thanks
>>130359516don't judge an album by its cover
>>130359788Yes indeed, what an edifying discussion
>>130359803I'll judge it not by its cover but by the fact that the black dahlia murder sucks stinky sweaty shitty balls
>>130359786what's wrong with it, phone posterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zflC6vblyDc
>>130359812You sure you're not judge judging them by a percieve mallcore label based on looks and them being on warped tour?
>>130359826I'm on pc, nta, your previous link didn't embed.
>>130359877Duh, it's a playlist. Click on it, idiot
Metalheads really aren't the brightest bunch, are they
>>130359881it's probably what the other anon was talking about.
>>130359892nonsense
>>130359871No, I'm judging them by their shitass garbage music for no-taste subhumans
gaslighting prick, fuck your whore mother
>>130359906>here, let me post a screencap of something everyone can already see, that explains nothing, while screaming like an ESL mongoloidschizophrenic reply
>>130359906Retard
>>130359903what genre are they?
>>130359495https://youtu.be/i5kguuJmM5c?si=VMdGdR9zknFdAA7r
>>1303599274th rate melodef
https://youtu.be/39ynHJZ-H7I?si=WSG1cS-qLCIYd4g0
>>130359940okay fair enough. Everyone usually thinks they're metalcore.
Bongman - Start to chud, get shot
>>130359886These threads don't make a great case for them to be honest
It's so funny seeing /metal/ outliving /mu/Anyway >>130359516
>>130359495Will this bitch ever show them?
>>130360048>/metal/ outliving /mu/
Vince Neil
>>130360084not metal
>>130359938Post that black chick that did a video for Fantano that twerks to metal
Varg Vikernes, Emperor of /mu/
SLAYTANIC WEHRMACHT
>>130360120Empress*
Without Varg, there would be no AIDS
>>130360149omg black metal killed death metal confirmed
>>130360149False. End this vicious, defamatory hate campaign or you will hear from my lawyers.
>>130360192don't you have a cuck chair to sit on, lou
>>130360120He's not the Emperor because Emperor sucks. He's the king.
>>130360225King ov Hell > louie the hidden one
>>130360192you can't afford a Lawyer, you still owe the Norwegian Government like 4 million USD?
This sucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPrNq-eMk94
all hope is gone has some of the best drum production in metal history
>>130360385>Norwegian>USDHow's the weather in Kiryas Joel?
>Chuck Schuldiner - Cause of death: pneumonia>Freddie Mercury - Cause of death: pneumonia
>>130360588Joey was such an asshole in regards to production on AHIG. Completely got rid of the percussion guys, he wanted only his drumming to be heard.
Ayo ts album GOATed phamhttps://youtu.be/__I-_omGKZg
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>>130360593I'm referring to an interview with Varg and he said he still owed like so many kroner and he equated it to about $4m usd.
need examples of this asap
>>130361030oh shit you better start listening then, good luck
>>130359495Built for BWC
>>130359516
>>130361169you have to spoonfeed me anon
>>130361229no
>>130361268please?
>>130361279why don't you ask around wherever you found that le funee meem ecks dee?
>>130361302hot
Gotta keep the 4chan jannies busy
>>130361369what
>dark ambient track
>>130361298ok well now I know your taste is dogshit anyway if you're acting like /metal/ is something worth being gatekept
>>130361387that's a lot of words just to say "wah, wah"
>>130361387Not spoonfeeding =/= gatekeeping. No one's trying to keep you from listening to and enjoying metal. Indeed quite the opposite. If anything, you're virtually gatekeeping yourself. And that pointless insult on the personal taste of the poster who refuses to spoonfeed you are just as nonsensical as they're embarrassing. Grow up. Do better.
>>130360678unquestionably cold and based
>>130361440when did you faggots get so soft? can't handle a little back and forth? you would not survive the jimmyposting era
>>130361761kill yourself
I posted my jimmy last week.
>>130361761>waah spoonfeed meee>waaah gatekeepiiinngg waaah>wow when did y'all get so soft lmao rolfKill yourself
>>130359938Daaamn she bad doe
>>130361836Str8 up blud
>>130361836what does this have to do with metal?
>>130361858what does feeding trolls got to do with metal, my guy?
>>130361856Right>>130361858She's in a metal thread
>>130361767>>130361807that's more like it
>>130361900kill yourself today, seriously
https://youtube.com/shorts/gUV8FT3NBCE?si=xBBxjlHV2jqP6QZx>>130361858Um what about now?
https://youtu.be/cwg9R9stTtA
>>130361929you're honestly so based for this bestie
>>130361922nice link simp, now i can't accidentally open it
>>130361951im only here to talk to other phone posters sorrry
Chemical Warfare is good song ! Very metal ! \m/
>>130361963Based fellow phoneposter.
>youtube.com/shorts/
>>130361951https://youtube.com/shorts/mwckB748nEo
>>130361974pc sissies will never understand
Peakhttps://youtu.be/VrqIqZ4-OEU
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
https://youtu.be/uBV-SHuu4Ss?si=AgZKiKOYpExf0F8MMore death metal bands should use pinch harmonics to offer some balance between the diarrhea of notes imo
>>130362159Like spraying perfume on a garbage dump
>>130362135peak tripe
>>130359495https://youtu.be/_3s61qdGyB8It's like a sword made of ironEncravated in the chestSomething's wrongSomething's growingGrowing in my testMy heart is burning in the fireIn the fire of hellShe was a bitch, she was a whoreShe sacanate me well, yeah
>>1303624028/10 should probably have been their actual last album
Ride the Lightning (Metallica cover)
>>130362297Shalom
>>130360031Many are saying this
>>130362135peak cringe
>can't have fun and let off steam on the 4chan >have to be serious and proving your mental prowess with each postHow boring
>>130362520this isn't the place to post about your crude sexual fantasies, deviant
>>130362542kill yourself
YEAH YEAH IM EVIL I AM
...THE BLOND BEAST*UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ*
>>130362449https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uftRQx6MXPQ
>>130362591>what if metallica was somehow worse
>>130362542>fun
>>130362564
>>130362542this isn't 4chan, it's /metal/we heil hitlerwe hate womenwe hate simpsthere is no "fun"
>>130362609not metal
>>130362449You mean Megadeth cover, retard
>>130362643Neither are you but you're in the thread.
>>130362542>can't have no fundamn right
>>130362650Shut the fuck up nerd
>>130362661absolute shit attempt at a comeback; don't try that again
>>130362650Why didn't Dave just put Ride the Lightning on Killing Is My Business instead of a fucking Nancy Sinatra cover song?
I find it disrespectful that Abigor are still active.
>>130362392THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
>>130362711Not metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkXAAHDIN7U
>>130362686You might want to get that autism looked at. Maybe they can get you a helmet to where and a little spot to play in the dirt so that you're less tense.
>>130362711>>130362722you ok lass?
>>130362704What
>>130362732>he doesn't know
https://voca.ro/1aG4KNcQdcpP
>>130362747No I dont
>>130362727Still not it, chief. Maybe take an improv class or something.
>>130362755>it would take months to listen to all the links in the /trad/ generalso fucking get to it, ya lazy faggot
>>130362763https://voca.ro/1jSpcAr9HldU
>>130362777delusional lmao
>>130362772https://voca.ro/1bmwvZpYHT9m
>>130362777Yeah sure let met just click on that right away you utterly delusional blowjob
>>130362591Metallica saved classical music, holy shit?
>>130362794nonsensical post
>>130362793>let metUh oh melty typo.
>>130362791dumb consoomerI bet you don't even know Angel Dust or Tad Morose
>>130362810https://voca.ro/1aZ5g1kfvI0n
>>130362802You're desperate and sad and have my pity
>>130362704>>130362747>/pw/ chads in the housealso which one of you faggots were namedropping GBK and Arghoslent in a thread over there
>>130362859how about you fuck off and die
>>130362864https://voca.ro/1aNY4h3blphm
>>130362864
>>130362880>he is surely not going to NOT click on my audio links, surely!
I've never opened a single vocaroo link. I physically cringe at the idea of people humming and saying retarded shit with a doubly retarded accent.You people are weird.
>>130362911>You people>implying it's not just the one autistic retard sperging out
>>130362896What I said is that you're a weenie. And that you've proven it by being a weenie.
Best brazillian thrash album of 1991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewHpPAVWz7g
https://voca.ro/1fYRpiJJdvFu
>>130362935ok, no one cares
>>130362864post physique and/or best riffs, otherwise you're a malding fatbody with shit taste
>>130362962didn't read; kill yourself
https://voca.ro/1bw2FtIfiV3p
>>130362951Clearly you do.
>>130363080HEIL
>>130363105sure
dead threaddead generaldead genre
>>130363226dead post
My honest reaction to this thread
Accidentally ordered a metal record from what turned out to be the website for the label's Indian warehouse. Assuming tracking is correct, it's been sitting in Mumbai for over a week.
>>130363264100% chance it's stained with fecal matter
Why is pineapple upside-down cake made upside down
>>130363318Wrong thread, whoops
>>130363323no, wait, let's talk
upside down riffs
>>130363336just like in gunta gynte
It looks tasty.
>>130362609irl Hizumi???
>>130359516NEW YORK, MIAMINEW YORK, MIAMINEW YORK, MIAMINEW YORK, MIAMINEW YORK, MIAMI
>>130364544Forgot pic
>>130364544lol i remember that part
>>130361030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKJ9L7N_0uk
>>130359523It's her whole life. She literally has nothing else going on.
I've been listening to black metal/atmo BM for the past 8 months straightOnly 4 minutes in and wow I missed that type of music https://youtu.be/4z0c2sBpGhgI hope it ends up good
>>130365375is this band racist?
>>130365375These guys are mexican lmao
>>130365579Lol what a bunch of comedians
>>130365560I think it's songs about hygiene
>>130365579jews are a problem everywhere
>>130365645INHERENTLY.
>>130365631then they should take a shower
>>130365645it is strange that a country with a jewish population that is .05% of the whole country somehow ends up electing one
>>130365669to become cleansed?
>>130365678it's almost as if Mexico is Africa-tier when it comes to corruption and violence
>>130365720>flatdefinitely not a Jewess
>>130365507Listening finishedIt's a mix of Early Ensiferum and WintersunI love it
Why is it so hard to find any info on Erik "Grim" Brødreskift online? Really wanted to know more about Immortal's deceased drummer.
>>130365784Too Grim even for the internet
>>130365784He also played drums in Gorgoroth's Under the Sign of Hell and Borknagar's first 3 albums
>>130365720Looks Mexican
Jå I am Erik but now, most people call me... Grim
>>130365784Why do you care about him so much?
>>130365784There's also nothing out there on Cerunnos (Enthroned/Blasphereion)What is it with black metal drummers killing themselves
>>130359516>albino slugNice. Did you also find that band from HMR forums?
>>130366822HEIL
>>130366822more like Anon: Beating the Meat
>>130359516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT0EersLY70
>>130367105Wrong link, ignorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUWFlu3yTFc
>guy whose most popular project is some weird slipknot worship bullshit arrives>makes honest grind>with dishonest characteristics>is aotythis genre is gay and retarded. glad to be balls deep again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmrcsc48wiU&list=RDQmrcsc48wiU&start_radio=1
>>130367117>the meme RYMcore brazilian albumyea i’m going to ignore alright
>>130367194You're loss
>>130367208wow a high score from the trannies on rym i’m definitely going to listen now hope it’s as good as kendrick lamarfaggot
>>130367221Not an argument
>>130367208>Folk Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Avant-Folk>Nature Recordings, Atmospheric Black Metal, Brazilian Folk Music, Post-Minimalism, Avant-Folk, Post-Metal>RABMThat sounds like the absolute gayest fucking thing ever.
>>130363336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzDKmmct2DE
Anime faggot loser
>>130367131>that cover
>>130367131krvsty with the hot fucking garbage, he never misses
>>130367423Now THIS is metal.
>>130367131You are also gay and retarded krusty and you know it.I'm gonna listen to this Lureplasm album only because it is you and i have told you to listen to a lot over the years. It's been a while now though.
>>130367423Negru theme song
>>130367504>You are also gay and retarded and you know it well duhi'm not gonna listen to music i call gay and retarded and act like i'm above being either. >I'm gonna listen to this Lureplasm album only because it is you and i have told you to listen to a lot over the years.lmk what you think about it. i'm catching on releases from like the last 3 years. idk if it's my favorite thing i've heard recently but it is what i like most for this year in particular.
/varg/ - Varg GeneralVarg Edition
>>130367117Sounds like I'm about to get a happy ending thai massage as a part of a liberal arts show.
>>130367556I don't know, first song was kinda Regurgitate-esque and pretty good but fell off quickly after that with a bunch of weird ass something and keyboards. Eh could be better but also worse i guess.Imo best goregrind in the 2020s is Morgue Dweller, undisputed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-taEP5vgIA
>>130362945Cool shit, thanks
>>130367589where!?
>>130367692Wow I actually listened to this the same day I listened to the Lureplasm record too.I thought this was good. It's by the same guy who does Imperium and put out a wargrind record in 2022 that I also liked. My only problem with the guy is that he's way too edgy and into the gayest kind of chuddery that exists today (O9A Siegepill r/acc faggotry). Very talented dude but just kind of a dork. Hopefully you're not actually him because if u are I'm sorry man u gotta look into some new stuff. Read Spengler or something idk.
>>130367722right here, you can tell because the thread is gay and has AIDS
>>130367732Haha no worries, he is a nutjob for sure, it's pretty obvious. It's the same with that guy in Bizarre Uproar. But what can i say, i am a sucker for well done goregrind. And grindcore kinda died and went soft, there is only noisecore and goregrind keeping it raw and sleazy these days it seems.
>>130367794> there is only noisecore and goregrind keeping it raw and sleazy these days it seems.Yeah I don't disagree at all. I still have a lot of catching up to do, but this is how I felt about the grind scene before I lost interest in it for awhile. It sadly feels like nasty tradgrind acts are kinda few and far between now. Most straight "grindcore" sounds like high budget studio -coreshit right now. I've mostly stuck to gore for new releases so far because of what you described above (see da monf chart for reference, only exception so far is the kinda gay but decent grid record which is like neocrustgrind).
I want it to be winter again bros, this sucks
>>130368023time to bust out the warm-blooded BM chart
>>130367885>>130367732>>130367556>>130367131Thank God for the filters
>>130368027Check this out
>>130360494i dont see this album anywhere online
Hellenic black metal
Filters are for unsociable losers
Metal is for unsociable losers
>>130367419I'm brazilian and looking at those tags makes me not want to listen too
Need sad metal.
>>130367423goes harder than any bm guitarist
I killed him. I pulled out my big fucking dick and I killed him with it for trying to tell me calling hair metal bands hair metal is like calling black people monkeys.
>>130366049No idea what that is. I found it through my usual turboautistic digging for both one-album wonders, especially '90s norwegian ones, and something -anything- similar to the weirder examples of said scene and period (Fleurety, VBE, etc). In this case the rabbit hole as I recall was something like Fleurety -> I Left The Planet -> Virus -> Albino Slug. Funny, it doesn't sound remotely like any of them. I'd say it's a combo of the weirder doom bands in the vein of dISEMBOWELMENT and Unholy with the electronic explorations of latter-day Manes>>130365784May he rape the angels
Need low IQ metal for this general
>>130359516>Takes over Gorgoroth along with KoH and release two of the band's greatest efforts>gets sued by Infernus who then proceeds to shit the bed creatively and the band goes dormant>gets demonised by metal media (and not in a good way), public sides with Infernus and shits on Gaahl & co; inevitable homophobic discourse ensues, further estranging him from the metal scene>creates God Seed, releases an astounding album that mogs all of Gorgoroth's new Infernus-led efforts>creates Gaahls Wyrd, releases two of the most innovative, fresh-sounding albums to grace the stagnant black metal landscape of the past 15 years>revives Trelldom, an *incredibly* risky move, releases two consecutive albums of some of the most interesting, out-there metal of the past decadeI think we owe Gaahl an apology
>>130368706>black metal is gay as fuck>Gaahl is gay as fuck>he excels at ithuh
Chuck Schuldiner
https://youtu.be/Vj89q66nANs
>>130368706Damn right. Braiding The Stories was on my top 5 AOTY of 2025. Here's hoping he'll decide to finally do someting with the Sigfader moniker, or maybe record again with Skagg. Credit where it's due, though: A lot of it (Trelldom, Gaahls Wyrd) is due in no small part to the talents of Stian Kårstad
>>130368746AIDS Death
>>130368706>Infernus [...] then proceeds to shit the bed creativelyThat's an understatement. One more or less decent "comeback" album, followed by one of the most hated and unnecessary re-recordings of all time, and then a shitty generic, soulless, pointless contempoblack album over a decade ago. The man should've put the entire band to bed after Quantos Possunt[...]. At least that one had Pest in it, and one(1) memorable song (Satan-Prometheus)
>>130368784>SKULLFUCK
>>130368846>I BAPTISE YOU IN SPERM
>>130362609When I see kpop girls in this thread I just assume it is the dude behind Radio Free Insmouth.
>>130368556
>>130368876>kpopIsn't that just some ad
>>130368556all usanistani metal is incredibly sad
Metallica is better than Megadeth
>>130368946Hey wise guy, how about trying to start an original flame war, huh?
>>130368946Painful diarrhoea is better than chunky, burning vomit
>>130368946getting kicked in the nuts is better than both combined
>>130368902I have no idea. All look same.
>>130368646>No idea what that is.tourist
>>130359516Is there any black metal band that has as much staying power, consistency, and influence as Immortal?
>>130368997ok but regardless of ethnicity you can tell the difference between an ad for a product and a band performing for a videoclip, can't you
>>130369023>not knowing what some metal forum is means you're new to this generalcringe and fail
>>130369026uh, yeah, pretty much the rest of the entire second wave my dude, also kudos on posting the album that inaugurated their shit era
>>130369027Kpop/Jpop are so commercialized I do not think twice if it is an ad, interview, or performance.
>>130369088god you're so cool I hope to be like you when I grow up
Immortal is slop only worshipped by Gen X nostalgiacucks who got an Immortal CD in 1999 and have never listened to another black metal band
>>130369131schizophrenic post
Darkthrone is slop only worshipped by Gen X nostalgiacucks who got a Darkthrone CD in 1999 and have never listened to another black metal band
Satyricon is slop only worshipped by Gen X nostalgiacucks who got a Satyricon CD in 1999 and have never listened to another black metal band
>>130369130Sorry you got offended when I got some five second clip mixed up between kpop or an ad and made a joke about the RFI dude. I aspire to your cultural superiority.
Gorgoroth is slop only worshipped by Gen X nostalgiacucks who got a Gorgoroth CD in 1999 and have never listened to another black metal band
>>130369182>I aspire to your cultural superiorityYou should aspire to attaining any level of contextual discernment, lest you start confusing real life with fiction since they both feature at least one or two common elements, and end up jumping off a tenth-storey window. Nothing to do with culture.
>>130369215Oh, sorry, I realized just now that you're a schizo. My bad.
>>130369230>it's worrying that you can't quickly tell ads and actual performances apart>LOL SCHIZO LMAO XDsorry to bother you, have a pleasant evening
there are no actual schizophrenics here.
>>130369131>>130369149>>130369173All good bands.
>>130368980Why would you combine the two
Dødheimsgard is slop only worshipped by Gen X nostalgiacucks who got a Dødheimsgard CD in 1999 and have never listened to another black metal band
Thank you for the cliquespam
>>130369248
>>130369284>>130369284>>130369284NEW
>>130369286This is the thread.
>>130369325that is the thread
