Summer /metal/ edition.Old: >>130512079FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
Whoa...
>>130520064>fake metal
>>130520064I love Jenna Haze
>>130520046need the warm-blooded BM chart
Darkthrone should have ended immediately upon the release of Panzerfaust
>>130520089nvm found it
>>130520089just go listen to some thrash
>>130520076They should of hired Sasha Grey. I see that as a missed opportunity
>>130520110You can't tell me what to do
>>130520117To lick their toilets clean?
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130520154How's the weather in Tel Aviv
>>130520163You would know wouldn't you?
>>130520059Nice album though I prefer rice on suede
>>130520059
>>130520217>no uevery time
Should I actually buy a bullet belt?
>>130520371No, buy real bullets and wear those.
black metal is so fucking boring
Is there any black metal that's actually interesting and good? I used to low this gay ass genre, now I just feel like it's full of stale farts.
>>130520417Is that Altar of Plagues album supposed to be an example of the gay ass genre you're talking about?
>>130520076She is tight
>>130520417
>>130520455Whether or not you think Altar of Plagues sucks shit i think we can all agree they make interesting, different black metal. Not the same slop black metal bands have been making since the 90s. I personally love their records, especially Teethed Glory and Injury.
>>130520417>Is there any black metal that's actually interesting and goodWolves in the Throne Room, Liturgy, Krallice, Oranssi Pazuzu, Blut Aus Nord, the list goes on...
>>130520483shit looking album cover -> not listening!
>>130520217>>130520341
>>130520519Please continue because I already listen to all those bands. Although I don't love, love Wolves or Krallice but it's been a while since I've listened to them.
>>130520417>>130520483>>130520519holy shit, you guys are actually total faggots
>>130520541Agalloch, Imperial Triumphant, Deafheaven, Ved Buens Ende, Sigh, Mispyrming, Alcest, Fen, Leviathan, Nagura Bunget, Odraza, Mastery, Dødheimsgard, Spirit Possession, Skagos, Deathspell Omega, Nachtmystium, A Forest of Stars, Esoctrilihum, the list goes on....
Hating on DsO is one of the most tryhard shit ever
>Deathspell OmegaFinal Fantasy magic spell ass name
>>130520614literally the opposite. DsO is unlistenable trash for pseuds.
>>130520621Correct.
DsO is one of the few black metal bands who successfully convey and embody the aesthetics of the genre.
ayo, what's the most bussin subgenre
Kaevum, Nordvrede, Bilskirnir, Kristallnacht, Funeral, Seigneur Voland, Gestapo 666, Muhammad Pedophile, Aryan Kampf 88, Aktion T4, Satanic Warmaster, Fatherland, Horna, Peste Noire, Dark Fury, Kvasir’s Blood, Nècropole, Caverne, Кpюкoкpecт, Eagle’s Nest, Redenção Pelas Chamas, Vothana, Warwulf, Desolation Triumphalis, Branikald, Forest, Maquahuitl, Nekrokrist SS, Forteresse, Fullmoon, Goatmoon, Totale Vernichtung, Clandestine Blaze, Grand Belial’s Key.
>>130520690highkey slam is the most goated subgenre bruh no cap
>>130520417Dodheimsgard, thorns, helheim, mysticum
>>130520721only a handful of these are good
>>130520721All of these are good
>>130520417This album cover always makes me think of this sexy girl I went to high school with who would always wear tight crop tops.
>>130520801nice
>>130520721>tfw haven't listened to a single one of these
>>130520507>they make black metalNo.
>>130520064what a stupid album cover
>>130520891Metalchud incel take
What are some bands that sound like Opeth but aren't gay?
>>130520953slayer
As a child I believed Ozzy invented metalas an edgy teenager I thought Varg invented itas an adult, I now realize Paganini was the true inventer of metal
>>130520953>Progressive Death MetalI guess Between the Buried and Me?
>>130521056>Paganiniisn't that a name of a type of cheese?
Hitler invented metal
>>130521068he was a Romance era violinist who played so fast people thought he was possessed or sold his soul to the devil. Instead of dismissing it, he leaned into it, because it sold out concert halls. He dressed all in black and arrived to concerts in a black carriage and wore blue lensed glasses on stage (like 19th century sunglasses), because he had photophobia, so people thought he also might be a vampire.
>>130521076Correct.
>>130520721>КpюкoкpecтAre these guys even chuds like all the other bands here
>>130521096nah pretty sure it's just a type of cheese
>>130520953Edge of Sanity
>>130521139Weird faggot
>>130521100nah, there are some sneaks in there so i don't get the whole concept of the list
>>130520721The bearded hustlers will not like this
>>130521076This is true.
>>130521213you sound schizophrenic
>>130521236You sound jewish
>>130521250maybe i am, but no one would care because we talk about metal here
>>130520519Literally the worst black metal of I'll time. I'm honestly shocked anyone ever listened to that junk outside of people that had to review it for Pitchfork or whatever.It's not black metal lmao, I don't know what it is. It has more in common with like Post-Rock, and other hipsterslop than it does with Marduk or Immortal.
Cronos invented metal in 1980.
>>130520059>inb4 "not metal" I don't care.
>>130521465is this the only band you listen to, retard?
>>130521396literally every band in there is black metal retard. Maybe OP's / Liturgy's latest stuff, but WiTTR is most certainly black metal.
>>130521076Heavy Metal Tanks
>>130521554No but they are one of my favourites.
>>130521267>maybe
>>130520953Akercocke
>>130521465Why post non-metal in the metal thread?
>>130521585do better
responding to a blast post with non-metal should be a bannable offense
>>130521100Yeah. They have other projects like Little Bat and Kid Deadhead which has a song called “The Führer’s Antarctic Awakening” and pic related which is pure Blazebirth worship. Also closely associated with ASKE from the UK which is a Britbong fascist label. They are chuds
>>130521687Post-hardcore is adjacent.
>>130520059listening to this on repeat today, love the solohttps://youtu.be/lo3zW_dO7b0
I've decided that Misanthrope is my favorite track on Symbolic
>>130521929
>>130521929Always has been
Mosher here ? Why don't you get in the pit ?
>>130522156because I'm not 12 years old.
>>130520417Not metal.
>>130520059So long faggots! >I rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke>When the cloud dissipates I'm lying completely dead on the pavement
>>130522156Because I'm there to appreciate the musicianship, not interact with double digit IQs and children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGeslTbCRg4holy kino
>>130520621Imagine being this filtered. Stick to your disney riffs
>>130522156because the pit diaper sold out
Enemies of Varg will freeze for eternity in Hel.
>>130522156It's because I wear glasses and have the knees of a 90 year old man.
>>130522287>>130522365>
>>130520059is this metal, or baroque with death growls?I can't tell
kill posers
>>130522830first faggot sucks
>>130522616Diapersmell Omegamale haven't wrote a riff since Inquisitors
>>130522830The best nu tech death album
Blasting Earth to drown out the screaming family of black Muslim people who just moved in across from me.
>>130522845I really like it but it just stands out as being so classical/baroque inspired that it doesn't seem like it has any elements of rock in it anymore at all except the instruments used.
What are some vocalists who sound like they've been a heavy smoker for a long time?
>>130522989Phase 3: Agni Detonating Over The Thar Desert... on repeat at full volume.
>>130523208BASED
>>130523199Chuck Schuldiner was a heavy cock smoker for most of his life.
>>130522989I'm so sorry you're being invaded
>>130523209Meme album.
>>130523222is it?
>>130523235You're a meme album you fucking guy
>>130522068Based. One of the best.>>130523169Glorious>>130522858Ywnbaw
>>130520099Total Death is good thougheverbeit
>>130521236No, no he doesn't sound jewish anon.
JIDF has entered the thread.
>>130523199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlQVlBAhJN0guy had cancer too
>>130523259
>>130523308dude what the fuck is this
Channeling my hitleric wotanspirit into metal riffs
>>130523377HEIL
>>130523377BUH-BUH-BUH-BASED
>>130523377Hitler would think metal was degenerate and Jewish
I'm listening to metal.I'm watching the basketball game.I'm listening to metal and watching the basketball game.
>>130523282>Hey anons want to talk about varg being bad again?
>>130523398are you a negro who wears burzum shirts in public?
>>130520614True.
>>130523421I'm not confident enough to wear my Burzum shirt outside. But it's comfy to wear when blasting at home.
>>130523444but you ARE a Basketball American?
>>130523444i wear a burzum shirt everyday. tucked in of course because i'm a white man.
>>130523444i wear my burzum s/t shirt on occasion but i'm white
>>130523393He would definitely think you were both.
>>130523659No, not Jewishhe'd still think I was subhuman though because I'm a Mick
>>130523684which part of ireland are you in?
>>130523416Holy shit is this real
>>130523416I for one think that he's very brave for living day-to-day with such a rotten disease like HIV, and still blessing us with mid riffs and videos of his hideously retarded aids-ridden children, he's completely unshaken and still has a very POSITIVE outlook in life! We should all strive to be like Varg, maybe without contracting AIDS from any of our bandmates like he did, but still
>>130523989Do you have a source for any of this?
>>130523989Varg contracted HIV in prison howeverbeit.
>>130523989why didn't you vocaroo this? it'd be funny with your lispy fag voice lol
Louis Cachet is so bad at music he's considered disabled and collects gibs
Varg is one of those fags who claimed to be so into metal he's disabled and uses his gibs to buy records and go to shows
Varg is a genius.
Kristian Vikernes was molested so hard he turned French
No one cares about varg but everyone cares about Phil did right after sieg hieling and yelling white power at dimebash (going on Eddie Trunk's radio show and talking about how he was raised by a black tranny who was the love of his life or something)
>>130524050This nigga got double-AIDS
>>130524275uh.. what?speak english
>>130524455fuck you Billy Milano you are a greasy wop mutt and I will heem you to avenge Scott Ian's honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_HmLEhVqA
Is black metal a young man's game? Can a 24 year old unc who's just starting out make it one day?
>>130524254*molested by Pakis
>>130520059Been listening to Earth all evening.
>>130524483are you drunk?
>>130524576If he's a emotional faggot, then yeah, he has a chance.
>>130520621>>130520626Shouldn't you neckbeards be seething about Alcest? SMRC came out 22 years ago.
>>130523444>>130523552>>130523566I'm brown and wear Burzum, Drudkh and Inquisition shirts in public
>>130525186Never forget that White Supremacy realise in part on cucks like you
