Fornever Laid to Rest editionOld: >>130764109FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
We like Israeli metal here
BLASTING
Obviously this is the thread
>>130771561only melechesh
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130771562>>130771565
metal just isn't that good
BLASTING >Erm… her scars are MINE!
Women are hated in this general
>>130771598Explain yourself
>>130771598Correct
>>130771561>hereisrael
>>130771598Then fuck off faggot
If you listen to BM, but you donft know what phase the moon is in, or what wild flowers are blooming then you have failed. It is shocking to me that one could be seriously interested in Black Metal and not be deeply committed to radical ecology. Is BM supposed to be about concrete high rises, suburbs, television, an easy modern existence with access to 4-tracks and corpse paint from the local hot topic? No! The music is about wild forests, unfettered rivers, nature: furious and vengeful.Frankly, I think a good portion of Black Metallers havenft thought too hard about why they are into the music. I remember reading an interview with Garm of Ulver, I think in Michael Moynihanfs gLords of Chaosh. Garm just couldnft say enough horrible things about the youthful malcontents who buy the majority of Black Metal records; I tend to agree with him. Black Metal is a fairly easy thing to get into. There is a style, a sound, a set of beliefs ? itfs all there to be purchased or downloaded with nary a thought of onefs own needed to get the whole package. There is deep truth underneath the facade of grim posturing, but one needs to search for it.
>>130771626Definitely reading all that
stop blow drying your hair
I KNOW SHE'S DEAD, HOT AND READYRISE YOU FUCKING SLUT
Not a good look
how do I come up with a cool band name and logo like Midnight?
>>130771696what's so cool about lesbians with leprosy tribbing as oversized forked tongues erupt through one their tits
>>130771696>cool band name>Midnight
why are y'all such dickheads all the time? isn't metal supposed to be a community?
>>130771734hate thy neighbor
>>130771540metal unironically makes me feel vioelnt
>>130771749>t. low IQ with no impulse control
>>130771540Salt Rubbed Eyes was great.
>>130771561People were great. https://youtu.be/jAEK4Q2s6-8?si=dzc2qzAKFEEYbDgC
Can you believe someone tried a simp edition again. Not on my watch
>>130771734why are you so needy?
>>130771840kek did i miss a simp getting BTFO
>>130771749that's good
A timeless classic:https://youtu.be/7lmwnmO1PqY?si=mEQowVx-bnl5TKhc
>>130771734Uh no.
>>130771914>1.7k views in 10 years>Timeless classic
>>130771729name 3 cool bandnames
>>130771734incoherent post
>>130771914nice never heard this
>>130772094GoatpenisGoat SemenGoatsodomy
RYMsissies…I thought we hated racism and antisemitism in all its forms
>>130772085Oh no... the views! Pfft.
>>130772191I'm an agent of both.
>>130772191I don't get it
Arrrrgh
>>130772181Goats aren't scary animals. They're kind of dumb and Mexicans bbq them. Idk why metalheads are so transfixed on goats.
>>130772152Most people who weren't into underground metal in Texas back in '92 haven't heard it... but should! Glad ya dig it. Fun fact, the strings arrangement in the intro was composed for the band by the producer.
>>130772282goats are associated with the devil
>>130771626Wolves in the Throne Room are fucking gay
Mega fucking death?
>>130771914>"I'll bait them into listening to it by caling it a classic"Well. it's indeed pretty good at least.
>>130772282>trans
It's still strange to me that MegaDave had to be convinced by Alan Holdsworth's circle to let Chris Poland play on Peace Sells when he mogs Dave, Marty, and every other guitarist from MegaSlop considerably.
>>130772376>Incelnazi.jpg
>>130772305which band member are you, boomer?
>Crucifix is obscureNext you tourists are going to say Imprecation and Morpheus Descends are obscure
>>130772398both of those bands are objectively more well known than crucifix and currently active
>6th rate death metalno thanks, if it's not well known it's shit
Good shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkNP1jxrEw
>>130772522true, that's why i only listen to cannibal corpse
>>130772571no one likes megadogshit here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8HhOMNrulE
>>130772571>>130772749>>>/reddit/
>>130772321Correct.
>>130772799Megadeth is /trad/
>>130771562>>130771565Greatest bm of all time
>>130772387Never was in that band, just dig it... whatever you are.
>>130772398Doubt anyone on here other than you knew of them. I'd be glad if that wasn't the case.
we only listen to bands that sell 300 copies worldwide of their shit during jour undiscovered masterfece dogshit albums!
>>130773180what are you babbling about?
>>130773213he's a megaretard who thinks popularity matters in metalspoiler: he only listens to megafaggot
>>130771562>>130771565Sunday, 6pm, and I have to wageslave tomorrow
>>130773391>I eat at this restaurant that has no customers and everyone says it's caca BUT I SWEAR I'M NOT RETARDED
>>130773469>I only eat McDonalds because it sells the most hamburgers so I know it's the best
>>130773469
>>130773499>>130773513bodied that megadoodoo shitter. hate those faggots megaSHIT sucks fucking cock.
>>130771734>"metalheads are actually some of the nicest and most chill people"
>>130773540I look like this and say this
>>130771562>>130771565Beers and prog metal to relax
>>130771840Literal fag
>>130773538finally some good fucking food
>>130773589fuck off simp
>>130772522Mediocrity for the masses, genius for the few.
>>130771562YESSIR! SHALOM
https://youtu.be/kau1fnhwNEQ
>>130773626Not a simp but this thread is really boring
There's a DLA review for Crucifix
>>130773649What's DLA? Is it a good review?
>>130773688https://www.deathmetal.org/news/crucifix-visions-of-nihilism/
>>130773700they jerk off any texas band because brett's from texas
reading album reviews is gayer than cum on a mustache
>>130772243That's an absurdly high rating on that website, usually things that get flagged as Nazi material are given negative reviews just for being tagged as Nazi
>>130773700Thanks. Spot on, imo.
>>130773734brownie points because POC and hating Israel is cool now
>>130773710Probably helps that Texas churns out some great bands.
>>130773714Is writing reviews still okay?
>>130773626He's right
>>130773819And who might you be?
I unironically think Metallica's Load and ReLoad are great albums. Bleeding Me is my favorite song.
Why did NSBM get outsourced to minorities?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQbIWTVd7qY
>>130773838>Bleeding Menot metal
There have to be a few streaming radio sites playing decent metal on infinite playlists or something.Something I can shove the direct url onto mpv and forget about? Every time I try to search I just get a bunch of sites I need to log into or gay apps
Repeat after me:we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>130773958Incorrect.
i like wiggershit so no
>>130773958This needs to be added to the FAQ included with each OP.
>>130773958So who is this bait even for? There wasn't shit like that being posted just now
>>130773958>we hate... incorrect posts... wiggershitIncorrect. Both are beloved here.
>>130773970>>130773981it's called Slam, retards
>>130773958blackies truly are the biggest fags of all time
>Band name: Goyim>Themes: National Socialism>Country of origin: Indonesia>Band member skin color: Brownkek the jokes write themselves
>>130773993There is non-wigger slam
>>130773981I wish the music went as hard as their covers>why have I never seen a wigger slam essentials?
How did what was essentially a joke band go from techno/porn/grind to putting out this all killers, no fillers album:https://youtu.be/SkChITtBcWY?si=Unoqr5fvi9dbERmO
>>130773993it doesn't have to be slam, retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n-XnSoAneU
Wiggers run this general.
>>130774040Correct.
Famine is can be considered a wigger at this point with all this "hooligan black metal" bullshit
tourists are crying again>>130774047
>>130774067look at the hat, he's a yung lean fan fosho
>>130773958Correct.
>>130774068ok, tourist
>>130771540Death metal is the greatest form of music
>>130774028Legends. Everything the main guy has been in has been all bangers. Even the retarded cybergrind.
>>130771562
>>130774111It used to be until Varg invented Black Metal.
>>130774111i don't know about that, but it's undoubtedly the greatest form of metal
>>130774079Kek
Black Metal is just hipster Death Metal
>>130774067I'm 100% sure he listens to rap on the low
>>130773958>
>>130774155>on the lowHis last.fm profile was full of it
>>130774113Their Cumback album was great but Disciples of Smut is on another level.
>>130774164link?
>>130774181I don't remember it and it might not even still be up. It was a long time ago now, around the time he did the shitty nu-metal wigger album someone posted it here
>>130774131It was Snorre (Varg's driver), actually. You can give some credit to Louis for gay atmoshittery at best.https://youtu.be/d9JQJsZV4uA
>>130774131Correct.
>>130774170I agree. But i personally prefer many of the side projects.
Thrash metal?
>>130772282The only goats that matter are the dehydrated kind:https://youtu.be/zyT-rEqI6zA?si=_dm8EVImMs6F4a5y
>>130774191i've just looked it up. his nickname was apparently 'Mikkons' and the user behind it has been proven to be a random finnish later. the account is now deactivated
HEIL
>>130772282caprine supremacy, faggot \m/
black metal is inherently gay
>>130774241the jap band Goats was surprisingly good
>>130774234I got youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss9OWT_gFqI
>>130774308isn't this the guy that's into pregnant cuckolding pornos?
>>130771562Hell yes!
>>130774362I'll check them out. Only stuff coming out of Japan that i've found that I can get into is Bathtub Shitter and Swarrrm:https://youtu.be/33mWJLxK_oE?si=RyjbVj8WLMW5Fjej
>>130774234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDG6NSZ7ZpU
>>130774395>Bathtub ShitterFunny stuff, but there is a ton of good stuff out of Japan, be it grind, hardcore or metal
'thing, japan' joke is not valid for metal
>>130774418i recommend you... amputation!
>>130774428i'm good with ampütatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFBn5wy-je8
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity
>>130774449Music for wimps
>>130771565
bout to get crunk as fuck ove rhere
Arckanum has unretired. We are SO fucking back. Sweden is saved https://youtu.be/Vy1q4nlSMqo
Its time we take a stand against racist metal.
>>130774469listening to metal over and over again and hoping it somehow will start sounding not shit(it never will)
>>130774860Right on, brother \m/
>>130775013This is AI.
Not a racist, I love black pussy
The only Burzum song I like is Stemmen Fra Taarnet :/
>>130775780weird kid who sat alone on the bus metal
>>130775814what? A lot of people liked CoB In fact CoB was somewhat normie, it had clean production and a lot of energy, it got lumped in with Melodic Metalcore in the early 2000's with BDM.Normies listened to those bands.You never saw anyone on a bus in corpse paint. THAT was the loner metal.
the only kid i knew who listened to CoB got taken from his parents by CPS, moved in with his grandma, and later dropped out of school to play guitar hero all day.
>>130775814Correct.
>>130775890and how many kids did you know that listened to black metal?I didn't know a single one.I knew a few who listened to goth shit and got made fun of until Columbine happened and then everyone was really nice to them after that (yeah I'm an unc).Most the metal that was listened to when I was going to high school was Pantera, 80's thrash, and Sabbath, there were a few that listened to Death Metal.Not a single Black Metal.
>>130775947oh and Nu Metal, if that counts. All my friends listened to Nu Metal.
>>130775947i was the only kid i knew who listened to black metal. there were probably some who listened to cradle and dimmu but i was definitely the only one listening to burzum and darkthrone.
>>130775947The most alternative you would have gotten from my high school days would have been Rammstein or Disturbed, if that
>>130775983in high school Burzum and Mayhem were the only black metal bands I even heard of, and that was more about church burnings and murders than music.Death Metal exposure was limited but a little more (it was on Beavis and Butthead and an Ace Ventura movie..)Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, Deicide, Death, Carcass, At the Gates, and In Flames. That's about all I knew until I got out of high school. I stopped listening to Nu Metal but my friends got into Metalcore, I switched them to BDM, CoB, Kalmah, and Amon AmarthThey could handle Opeth and BTBAM prog shit but where they drew the line was brutal.That was when I would have been the "kid on the bus alone" territory, nobody but me liked brutal death metal out of my friends.But Melodeathwas too accessible and adjacent to Melodic Metalcore which was really popular in the mid 2000's. It was easy to introduce friends who liked Metalcore to CoB.
>>130776018oh yeah, that was like towards the end of high school for me when that came out but it was really popular, even among people who didn't listen to any other metal they liked Rammstein. It helped for normies that they weren't screaming or growling, but their lyrics were in German so they still didn't know what they were saying.It was somewhat shocking when the German exchange student actually told us what the song "Buck Dich" and "Kuss Mich" were about.
>>130774155Not on the low at all. He's openly talked about it in interviews. Neoklash was one of the rappers he mentioned liking, if I recall correctly.
Suicide Silence
>>130776177
What do you guys think of Mall metal like Craddle of filth, or Dimmu Borgir?
>>130776201Never listened to it
>>130776201>>>130776243this
>>130776243Early Dimmu Borgir is actually good.
>>130776196I spoke the file name before I read the file name.
>>130776360great minds
>>130776260I've just never liked epic/symphonic metal. Are those elements a bit toned down on their earlier stuff?
AI metal mondays
it's actually metal merch monday. time to spend your paychecks/neetbux on some sweet t-shirts/cds/flags
>>130776260I like it more now than I did when I was in high school or university when it was popular. I was really into the Thrash revival at the time, basically spent most of my twenties going back and listening to older stuff.
>>130776522I'd rather spend my time creating metal tracks
>>130776516Not Metal, but one of the fucking greats. I saw them three different times, in 1998 and 1999. I fucking miss living in New England.
>>130776522nah i'll just stencil paint
>>130776522I bought a bunch of shit. Five shirts, five records, two casettes, and three cds from Hells Headbangers.
>>130776522cant since you cant order anything abroad without huge fucking tolls. and good luck finding decent merch where I live
>>130777381same here
>Blocked me on Apple musicCan't stop thinking about me
>>130777397Turkey?>>130777417afraid of following her on spotify since thats the only place where she didnt block me. probably forgot. she had our mutual friends block me, well not mutual friends they wre essentially her friends who I talked with as friends but still. Obsessed with me despite having a new fat and ugly bf. or at least thats what I like to think lol
>>130777441She barely uses spotify brother
>>130777441>Turkey?yuh
>>130777467there are merch stores at ankara who sell absurd merch for some reason. probably bootleg but still, could be useful. might buy shit there if I ever go to ankara again.>>130777459blocking from everywhere is among the most intimate things someone can do after a breakup. they cant bear to look at you, afraid of missing you etc. unless you harass them but thats beside the point. it shows how much she loved you.t. copium addict
>>130777516You might wanna go back to pledditIs quite clear you don't know how to format your post
>>130777528how bout I teach you how to format your mother's bowels
>>130777516turks love nsbm, lol. that turkish kid who stabbed old people was wearing an m8l8th shirt in some photos
>>130777537anyone but aryans I guess.
Schizo metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsLxaPLyMCELIFE EQUALS POWER IN SHAKING OLD HANDSPATTING THEIR BABY, THE ATOMIC POWER PLANTAS WE STAND BY AND WATCH THIS CRETINISMI REACH FOR MY GUN AND SCREAM AT THE SYSTEM"COME ON, I CAN TAKE YOU ALL TONIGHT!"AND GROWL LIKE AN ANCIENT HERO"LIFE EQUALS ZERO!"
metal for heavy squats?
>>130778205https://youtu.be/gX-aB8y93G8
Some people call me... the Witcher (drops mic)
>>130777898Indians should not have been allowed internet acess>>130778205Whats her @?
>>130773838Naw they really are mediocre, and if they put the best songs of the two together it would really only be alright. Lead was when Metallica lost the sauce and they didn't get it back until Hardwired
>>130778600>2026>claiming to like Metal>not knowing Wllow's @Poser
>>130778600>complains about indians>acts like a simpget the fuck out of my general>>130778698you too faggot
What went wrong? Tales of Othertime was some of the finest music that I'd probably put in my top 3 BM albums ever. This is just boring. Do people who enjoy Wayfarer (which is half of the band's main project anyway) find this album more enjoyable and less of a disappointment?
Just another Marshall Monday guys
>>130778718I thought it was okay but I've never checked out their other material and I only listened to it once. You're saying I should listen to their album Wayfarer then?
HEIL BILSKIRNIR
>>130778757You definitely should listen to Tales of Othertime.Wayfarer is a different band, but it's made up of 3 out of 4 of Stormkeep members. It's atmospheric black metal, which is very hit or miss for me, and I find Wayfarer's output pretty boring. It might be worth checking out though.
>>130778790I think I did check out that album when it came out, actually. I don't remember it being very memorable either.
Good morning, idiots.
>>130778195old metalcore/h8000 desu, before it turned into emohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4fqRsY0Iv4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg7P3uSWa7Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9wPYrpFhA>>130777632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8DiC_Rd0o8
>>130777217>Not Metal, butlmao shut the fuck up dweeb
>>130778713Are you Indian?
>>130778781what a completely retarded namewhy are bmcels like this
>>130778973blackies are retarded?
>>130778989They have a reason for it at least, unlike blackies who choose to be fucking retarded
HEIL INFECTIOUS JELQING & ARSENY
love this cover
RATATATA
>>130779094post the left one's tits
>>130779212Post yours first lass.
Fernanda Lira's (my wife) gigantic brazilian ass (on my face)
>>130778890Uh oh, jelly melty.
>>130780000Garfield is RACIST?!?
Personally I think the metal scene isn't racist enough. Be the change, as they say.
>>130777512Very inconsistent band.
>>130771589I take it they don't have a single other based line, considering this is the one repeated here?
dark angel sucks ass past the first album/thread
>>130771914Cool>>130772085clicked because of this. So, well played, if you're the same guy.
>>130780000Remember how the Parental Advisory stickers worked out?Every cancellation is promotion.
>>130773469That's exactly how a Swiftie would describe Megadeth fans. The rest of us are above both you. Yes, unironically.
>>130774023>why have I never seen a wigger slam essentialsThere aren't any
>>130780062lasagna was a dogwhistle this whole time
HEIL THE ALMIGHTY CHUCK
>>130780062
>>130780254Just a couple meme album covers the music of which no one listens to, much like Kaevum - Kultur
Eisenwinter's lfm page got raped a night or two ago
>>130780380
>>130780205HEIL
this was almost TOO melodic
is painting your nails /metal/asking for a 39 year old friend
>>130780778I think only for metal girls
Saars?
>tfw too old and decrepit to start learning guitar and make lightning fast speed metalit's over
For me it's Dead-era Mayhem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI9EbLt1qlIDEMONMASTERYTOP LEVEL
"Real Wigger Slam" only consists of the Myscape Wigger Slam scene and the New York Death Metal Scene. What is known by ""Wigger" Slam" is nothing but Deathcore with questionable real Wigger Slam influence. When people try to argue that bands like Internal Bleeding are not real Wigger Slam, while saying that INFECTIOUS JELQING is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake Wigger Slam as The Slamburglars (plus the autism). Real Wigger Slam sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake Wigger Slam is weak, corny and a failed attempt to direct energy and swag into music. Some examples of REAL WIGGER SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Repudilation, Entorturement, Necrofuckphilia and New Yorkment . Some examples of FAKE WIGGER SLAM are INFECTIOUS JELQING, ARSENY and BOLTCUTTER. WIGGER SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE
>>130781445TOTAL WIGGER DEATH
>>130781173for me it's being a deadbeat and causing mayhem
>>130781445don't care, blasting anyway
how long will it take for me to play wiggerslam on guitar?
>>130781513about a week after getting brain damage
slam is alright but the faggot ironic wigger zoomer shit is not metal
>>130781740It it wasn't metal it wouldn't be in the archives, but it is so wigger slam is objectively metal.
Rush is my favorite wigger slam band
When you really think about it, all metal is wigger slam in a way
only og wigger slam matters
Wigger about the early Wiggerslam revival scene in Bloomington, Indiana (direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "wiggers," they were pro-slam, they were Peelingflesh fans, we cultivated this
Ok good metal for this.
Okay, so I've been a fan of Japanese power metal and neoclassical metal for a long while now. And I'm experiencing severe culture shock having looked up the western equivalent.I'm used to hot twinks dressed like European princes and princesses straight out of some 90s yaoi/yuri manga, twirling around while doing solos in gothic lolita dresses.It's all extremely elegant, romantic, gothic.Vocals are borderline operatic. Subjects are generally romance, vampires, courtly intrigue and drama, death.Then I see western shit. Men who all look like balding, 40 year old transvestites. Wearing all leather, or all denim, or totally oiled up and naked apart from a jockstrap.There's no culture, no elegance. Just aging crossdressers.Vocals are a joke. There's no talent. Some drunken freak screeching high pitched into a microphone. Cringe topics too like oooh we're riding into battle! there's a big dragon with a big cock I want to suck! Naked ladies and sex!What the fuck is wrong with westerners.
>>130781854>merchant
>>130781865The best.
>>130781861just listen to uspm
>AUSCHWITZ, THE MEANING OF PAIN>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIEWhat did he mean by this bros?
^the longer you pretend to be retarded the more actually retarded you becomealso stop trying to push the thread to bump limit so you can post your shit edition
>>130781854what's happening?
>>130781895Jeff read a book about Dr Mengele and thought he sounded like a good "real monster" to write a shocking/scary song about
>>130781861Flower metal is a joke genre
>>130781939Russia has detected that the US, NATO, and Israel have been disguising themselves as Ukraine to attack them recently. That weapons dealer says Russia is finally preparing a big response in silence, so it sounds real.
>>130781939Fearmongering
I'm listening to The black dahlia murder, the greatest death metal band in existence>inb4 neckbearded nerd seethe
>>130773958Incorrect
>>130778895Not metal
>>130782305based
>>130782305*metalcorenot metal
>>130782544there is nothing metalcore about tbdm
THIS SONG IS FOR UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE>half on a sack on some blow>half on a sa->half on a sack on some blow>half on a sa->half on a sack on some blowLET'S GET FADED AS FUCK BOYSFRIED OUT OF OUR DAMN MINDS>BEING UNEMPLOYED IS AWESOME>half on a sack on some blow...
36 mafia is honorary metal
>>130782544>I gather my metal knowledge from other peeps' reviews
>>130782573>>130782608>>>/mu/>>>/lgbt/>>>/hm/
>>130782544BDM is just Gothenburg worship with horror movie themes.
NEW>>130782621
>>130782274hope so much you're right
>>130782620Isn't Gothenburgian melodeath explicitly without neoclassical elements to it's sound?
>>130772267zesty
>>130783980>4 Americans in a jewish movieCorrect.
