Redemption editionOld: >>130771540FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>130755919Gods so fucking BORING
metal peaked in 1987
>>130782647lol get fucked simp no one wants you here
Need some summer time black metal recs.
>>130782649
Based edition, Trevor would approvehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMyY1sOa0DM
>>130782686>Trevor would approveHe seemed like a huge loser
>>130782686gay mallcore shit
>>130782682The trick is to mix in some Ratt albums during the summer.
>>130782635VAI BRAZIL NUMERO UNO!CAMPEÓN DEL MUNDO!!TOTAL CHINK HOLOCAUSTO!!!
New Maquahuitl. Basadohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBSXhrBTJ_w
>>130782635>Metal where you can hear that the drummer is actually smashing the shit out of their drums
>>130782649also:attomica - attomicabathory - under the sign of the black markcarnivore - retaliationcryptic slaughter - money talksexcel - split imageinfernal majesty - none shall defymacabre - grim realitypanic - rotten churchprotector - misanthropysacrilege - within the prophecytormentor - seventh day of doomviolent force - malevolent assault of tomorrowwehrmacht - shark attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHgSO BACK OFF YOUR RULES, BACK OFF THE JIVE'CAUSE I'M SICK OF NOT LIVING TO STAY ALIVELEAVE ME ALONE, ASKING A LOTI DON'T WANNA BE CONTROLLEDTHAT'S ALL I WAAAAAAAAANTTHAT'S ALL I WAAAAAAAAAANTTHAT'S ALL I WAAAAAAAAANTTHAT'S ALL I WAAAAAAAAAANT>YA YA YA YA YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1eiwPfzQF0
>>130782663Not a simp but you're boring
>>130782635
>>130782883That's really cool. Maybe you'll like some of the stuff with Matt Killner, like Iniquitous Deeds.
Don't even bother trying to talk to me before I've had my coffee. Metal for this feel
>>130783018>>130783041not metal
>>130783316that's a pretty gay statement, so
FUCKSHITUPSTART THE FUCKING D-BEAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v1xxM8TOxs
>>130782635what the FUCK did I just listen to
this makes the hectorians quiver in fearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y634Ehs1ns
BRUTAL SLMA METAL?
>>130783498what about it
True>>130780006
>>130783545>(Cross-thread)nobody gives a shit
>Anti-Social Kultur England
Just got my first 6 figure job. Gonna start collecting vinyl again.
>>130783545Agreed.
Pozzy's death was a benefit to metal and the planet as a whole
>>130783836How?
>>130783841Like this:
>>130783858>>130784096Fair enough
>>130784096sounds like dogshit what genre is this?
>>130784152get fucked
>>130784152dissodeath
>>130784152metal
>>130784160not a genre
>>130784171death then
>>130784177the genre is metal
Confess
OSDM, buzzsaw tone, UK, modern band, released album in 2013-2017, album cover is blue. Help a nigga out
yeah if i look at these poo-sounding "dissonant" death bands, if the first song of each album is the most played on their artist page i can assume its dogshit where the drummer has no clue what he's doing, the singer has no clue what he's doing and the strings have no clue what theyre doing since its just a bunch of dogshit and random notes that all sound the same with zero melody(or contrast from the normal spammed churned notes)
>>130784171you're just a ingrum faggot
>>130784189I like Liturgy
>>130784194I do not know what that means
>>130784192cool no one cares
>>130784228thank you for responding
>>130784190Listen to better bands
>>130784190picrel maybe
>>130784231you're welcome dude
>>130782635Not too shabby honestly
>>130784243that's the one ! cheers mate
>>130784294Lots of SOVL on those early Striborg demos. Just a crazy Tasmanian with a dream.
>>130784362>>130784234
Why do people pretend to listen to and enjoy demos? It’s weird.
>>130784558>Striborg demosum I think you mean Kathaaria full-lengths?
>>130784564why?
>>130784564>I can't enjoy this, so surely no one else can; they must be faking itmy guy this is a weird fucking way to live your life
>>130784189I made a joke about a dead musician
>>130784189I don't listen to metal but i post here anyway
>>130784189I have no secrets and am ashamed of nothing
>>130784669Share something (/metal/ related) that you think many here would find shameful.
>>130784687People here will find anything shameful
>>130784616Ironic reply
I tripped a retard in 7th grade as she was running and she crashed into the pavement and cried
>>130784699how so
>>130784702What were you doing in school with a retard. were you in a retard class?
>>130784707It's a pretty easy question
>>130784718She was running in circles and it annoyed me and so i stuck my foot out as she ran by me. I didn't expect her to crash head first into the asphalt. The cool part was because she was a tard i talked her out of telling on me and didn't get in trouble for it. Also in the US tards were a part of regular classrooms at my school because it was a tiny rural school with only a few hundred students.
>>130784744answer it then
>>130784718not the other guy but back when I was in primary school there were no specialized facilities/educators for "special" children so they were put in class with the rest of us
Recommend me similar stuff :)
>>130784835to what? there's no rhyme or reason to that chart
>>130784923I like melodies!!
>>130784956that's nice
>>130784835Here ya go sonny https://www.metal-archives.com/band/random
Can any autists ID this?
>>130784687I listen to Opeth
>>130784564i don't even understand your question. what are you implying? what is wrong with demos?
>>130785015You're useless
>>130785028Where's the fun in that?
>>130785028I did try Yandex, usually google is dogshit
>>130785024Ironic reply
>>130785046another incoherent post. we hate those here.
>>130785034
>>130785058what the hell, I 100% selected a file
Thoughts on Arch Enemy's new singthot?
>>130785054It's a pretty easy question
>>130785074>post-1998 Arch Enemy who fucking cares
>>130785074Fine
>>130785024He's implying that they're not very good
>>130785078it's so unfathomably stupid that it begets explanation. "durr why listen songs?" are you retarded or do you have something you want to tell us about demos?
I like listening to demos because it makes me feel special that very few people have heard what I'm listening to and enjoying.
>>130785102Pay attention
>>130785116Same even though I just found it from a RYM genre chart
>>130785101whose demos? i'd rather listen to a demo from a good band than a full length from some shit band. anyway every true metalfag knows demos are part of the metal canon so anyone questioning listening to them is obviously a poser/tourist.
sometimes i just marvel at the stupidity here
>>130785116>>130785131I was in favour of demos until I read these posts and now I actually hate them
>>130785155Heh, your loss. More obscurities for me.
>>130785149You have to have a low IQ to write good riffs.
>>130785159not really, going by what's been established
>>130785167NSBM bands must be pretty high IQ then
Aside from the fact that there are many bands who never put out on an album, only demos/eps, there are a good deal of bands who peaked on their demos. They were rawer, faster, more aggressive, only to later go into the studio and have some faggot producer water down their sound. And of course there is the simple fact that there are songs that only ever appeared on demos that were never recorded later.
>>130785175Correct
>>130783583Don't do that retard. Save for property and build machine gun nests on it.
>>130785116Here. Have a kvlt demohttps://youtu.be/jhKAo1guAH8
>>130782635>>130784189Confession: I bought the 2016 vinyl repress of Vikingligr Veldi as a "blind buy" as one of the essentials I never got around to listening to. It's a 45rpm pressing but nowhere on the release does it say that and for a few years I thought the album was this slow epic doomy viking metal release while listening at 33rpm.
speaking of enslaved and demos... the GOAT
>>130785263What retard should he do then?
>>130785381Not metal
>>130785314
>>130785360Bvsed demo. Crazy release for 1992.
>>130785360Enslaved should have retired after this
>>130782635To think Hordanes Land was also recorded in 1992 and it's insanely better in every way
>>130785406>can't enjoy the greatest trilogy of '90s black metal albums>can't enjoy the greatest viking metal releases of the '00sI'm honestly sad for you. I was going to mock you but as I typed that I felt it would be too cruel. They should have retired after Axioma etc though
>>130785396>Bvsedis this like that bussy stuff people keep talking about on the internet
>>130782635boning lmao
>>130785395I don't have to prove myself to you.
>>130785472That's mighty haughty for a retard who can't work a record player
>>130785377Me, I want a sugar daddy.
>>130785480I don't know what haughty means.
>>130785393>alt metal
>>130785495You also seem proud of being unable to tell when the music you're listening to is unnaturally slowed down or, I presume, sped up. Why bother with music if you can't even process it somewhat correctly? I'm not sure you should be left in charge of your money. Seems irresponsiblem maybe even cruel, on the part of your elders and peers.
>>130785472Sent that runt flying.
>>130785507not a thing that exists
>>130785509Not proud of it, but I am proud of my collection. The only other double LP I have that's 45rpm is Evilfeast - Wintermoon Enchantment but that one states it clearly on the label. There are some 7" I have that are 33rpm but I don't think that's as peculiar.
>>130785560>I am proud of my collectionWow, you own plastic. Wonder would it really make a difference to you if they were just discs with the faces of famous people on them and had nothing at all to do with music, something you don't seem to care about that much.
>>130785629>seething
>>130785629>discs with the faces of famous peopleI have a Transylvanian Hunger picture disc with Fenriz on the cover for the obviously iconic art. My personal favorite though is my copy of Kristallnacht - Warspirit where L.F. is looking evil as hell on the B side (pic related).
>>130785647Yeah pure vibrating in my chair, dude
>>130785417everything after frost sucks
>>130785701Nah, you just have poor taste
>>130785714>dude progressive viking metalwhat a crock of shit. almost as bad as ulver
>>130785741You don't need to press the subject anymore, I understand you have bad taste perfectly well.
>>130785752i just like metal, not gay hipster shit. to each their own
>>130785756I said I get it, anon. Calm down.
>>130785763true we should go our separate ways. i'll stay here and you can go back to >>>/lgbt/
>>130785780You're being hysterical, embarrassing, and off-topic.
>>130785789He's correct and composed. Progressive metal is gay.
>>130785789>embarrassing and off-topicbut enough about enslaved's albums post-frost
>>130785812I'm sure that seemed very clever in your mind
Anyways, Jute Gyte
>Progressive metal is gay.
>>130782635Great album.
>>130782635none a y'all even mentioned this; y'ain't tr00kvlt no more smհ fr
>>130785897>I haven't heard a lot of Burzum but you don't need to to know that this sounds exactly the same (guitar tone in particular) but perhaps a bit more melodic; perfect for a delicate soul like me.
>>130785904the guitars are too damn quiet and the drums too damn loud
>>130785904>black and white cover>corpse paintin the trash it goes
>>130786083you're missing out.
>>130786083You can just say you've bad taste, no one's going to care
>>130786093>>130786096if you've heard 1 intentionally lofi tremoloslop you've heard them all.
>>130786083>one of the key originators of the style displaying one of the key characteristics of the style during one of the key eras of the styleclutch your pearls any harder you'll turn them to diamonds, Miss Gladys>>130786103we get it, you don't like black metal
>>130786109I just see a cover like that and immediately anticipate tremoloslop that was professionally engineered to attempt to sound like it was recorded on a boombox in a garage (but it was in a studio)it's just a red flagonly thing that's missing is olde english font.
>>130786103>intentionally lofi tremoloslopThat style typically only resonates with those who have European heritage so it makes sense that it wouldn't click for you.
>>130786132I can't say I bothered reading your post, Gladys
>>130786143>it's all europeansure thing, Hadad
>>1307861322.5/10, lacks nuance, too eager
>>130786162I trust and believe in you entirely, Asis
>>130782635one of the best
>>130786174You're terribly clever and funny, Omar
>>130786181What's your favorite Rotting Christ album?
>>130786184we've already established I don't like black metal
>>130786181Of course it is, Gershom
>>130786188Don't be annoying and just listen to Triarchy of the Lost Lovers.
>>130786181what kind of a fucking name is Greek? Hello Greek, my name's Slovakian Y. Johnson and I hope you and your parents get cuntpunted to death this week
>>130786188Yes, the whiny, faggy nature of your posts tipped us off. See you in 8 weeks when it actually turns out you've always loved black metal, but only and exclusively if it's USNSBM, Malek
>>130786218>epic meemster>le christian>metal-illiterate, doesn't even know what bands he's "making fun of"why are you here, son
>>130786219I will never like tremoloslop and it's hypocritical to call someone a fag when you wear makeup to cover your brown skin, Pedro
>>130786218Are you at least Orthodox you fucking poser?
>>1307862271.7/10 resorting to stealing from other posters instead of thinking of a good comeback, you're dangerously close to becoming earnest and that's game over, son, game over
>>130786247>schizopostingtell us what happens next, Hosea
>>130786247Based
>>130786247>>130786282the prophets were known to speak to themselves sometimes, yes. But what about the tremendous day, Habacuck?
>>130782627Correct.
>>130786288fascinating stuff, Moshe
>>130786314fascinating snippets from a hebrew book, Hamish
uh oh abrahamic melty
>>130786353yes yes and all the fairies will dance in righteous joy around the corpses of the non-believers, I know the stories, Ira
>>130786360not music
uh oh melty smitten
>>130786376Says it's music on RYM.
Finally we can get back on topic>>130782635
>>130786418>black and white picture, wearing corpse paintlmao who do they think they are, the originators of norwegian second wave lmao these bedroom studio productions are getting out of hand, ridiculous
>>130786446It's a good look.
>>130786453lol @ guy going through the woods in the middle of the day with four whimsy candles. Sir, that's not gonna help you find the guitar pick you dropped while playing half an hour of tremolos
>>130786453hey guys I dropped the candlesticks :( can I still play?
>>130784564if a band already has studio albums, i find it strange to only listen to their demos. i think demos are only genuinely worthwhile for bands that recorded a couple of really good ones and then broke up
>>130786525what about a Paysage D'Hiver situation
calling someone nigger or jew as the only reason they dislike your music is pretty thin skinned. Ever thought that it might just be bad metal?
any death doom worth listening to other than autopsy and disembowelment?
>>130786688Have you listened to Goatlord?
>>130786718nah, i'll check them out
This has got to be album of the year for me.What do you guys think?
botted the viewcount award
>>130786914True, gobbless son.
>>130786971shitty year anyway
>>130786914guy on the bottom left fucks
Now that the dust has settled...>Btw why does the guy on the left look like a late 00s scene chick
>sad panda bearsfuck off
>>130787093That's Sam Hyde actually
>>130787078New Frozen Soul was good
>>130787112lol no
>>130787123You need to get you're ears cleaned. That record kicked ass.
>>130787134>major label industry plant garbagemore like kissed ass amirite
>>130787135Name a better current Death Metal band? go ahead I'll wait.
you know it's a drought when even /metal/ starts glorifying frozen soul
>>130787279Or most people with taste just got sick of how shit the general is now and left.Although it's a drought for me too, I've only got 5 albums this year so far I thought were anything more than "okay".
>not heard of Frozen Soul>"fine I need more albums from 2026, I'll check it out">download it>ft gerard way>ft machine headWhat fucking gay shit is thisAt least the MA reviews are amusing
>>130787329it doesn't seem that bright, but we're definitely not at a point where frozen soul should be part of this conversation
Why do you guys all hate Frozen soul? genuine question. I've only heard there first record, and I thought it was just average. Not good, but not bad by any means.
>>130787212Immolation just released a great album
>>130787474Not as good as Stabbing thoughbeit.
>>130786971Cryptworm - Infectious Pathological WasteExhumed - Red AsphaltIgnobleth - Manor of Primitive AnticreationProtrusion - The Last SuppurationStabbing - Eon of Obscenity
Coffins and Hooded Menace
When are Corpse pile gonna drop a record? they'd mogg anything else this year if they fucking did.
>>130786688That last post was for you.
>>130787585they're mid
>>130786688cianide, asphyx, coffins
>>130787600They are the best Brutal Death Metal band around today. If they had put out a record in 2024 instead of just Seven Inches, they'd be FUCKING MASSIVE, right now.
>>130787622anhedonia, disfigurement, emaciate, fleshmangled, fragmentation, intestinal sodomy, rabid, repugnancy and submerged are all better than corpse pile
>>130787656Oh Hi Jimmy, how's the weather in New Jersey these days??
>>130787680speaking of that guy, let's throw impure conception to the list too
>>130787212Chainsword rapes fragile hole
>mom still thinks I'm gayit's over
>>130788046were you blasting -coreshit in your room again
>>130788062Nsync, actually
>>130788131feelin' nostalgic, unc?
>>130788046she's right
>>130788195yeah it (bye bye) was playing in the supermarket not long ago, I showed my mom if she remembers it because I think it's a great songshe just asked me if I like it because of the boyswtf
>>130788222based mom
dude what
>>130788342Is that the one that is infamously poisonous if prepared incorrectly? Cos that may happen.
>>130788363>receive meticulous training on how to prepare a highly toxic fish without making people sick, let alone killing them>people still die from eating said fish every year
>>130788492There's a reason some of the places that serve it make you sign a waiver first I think.I just don't know why we keep fucking eating it. With the risk it would need to be the tastiest fish ever to exist on the planet to justify it.
NSNWOBHM
>>130788656it's a le experience
>>130788778Just like that cheese with maggots in it I guess. At least that's more metal.
ELEVATOR OPERATOR
brah brah status?
Magrudergrind - Martyrs of the Shoah
bought some nacho cheese doritos because they were on a discountyep, it tastes like shit (like all nachos)of course a cretin like cobra loved them>>130782635Evil army
>wanted to ghoulmaxx and form a band>I started gaining weight so my skeleton form is goneit's over
being skinny is gay
[Beautiful choir vocals sound over an ear piercing buzzsaw and tasteful D-beat that gradually increases in tempo]He (Jødekongens Yeshua) corrupted our heartsNow let him feel the knife in his
FUCKING SPEED AND DARKNESS
unironical question. why does arghoslent and gbk, and NSBM in general sound so fucking good?im not kidding, ive shed tears at some arghoslent songs such as swill of the knaves and oracle of the malefic rhizome.why does noe-fascism and nazism in general produce such great music? im not even fucking white
>>130789435nsbm specifically doesn't sound good, it's solely because gelal is a riff machine
I wonder how gbk and arghoslent etc make money. they are not exactly the type you see perform. do they work seperate jobs?
>>130789450>im not kidding, ive shed tears at some arghoslent songs such as swill of the knaves>ive shed tears at some arghoslent songs such as swill of the knavesAre you a fucking retarded girl or some shit?Of all the tracks you can point to, including GBK that have actually tracks with melancholic riffs like on The Shitagogue, those are the ones you claim drew you to tears?This bait was fucking masterful, although the "im not even white" played your hand a bit too much.
>>130789576gelal works on a food truck
>>130789576Gelal is literally memed for working a taco truck or some shit. How new are you?
>>13078957695% of people in extreme metal bands work day jobs. Only the upper echelons like Cannibal Corpse, Decide, etc do music full time.
>>130789596pretty new. where can I learn more about this kind of shit lol its sad
>>130789587you dont need to listen to melancholic riffs to cry you retard. beauty can make you shed tears it aint like I claimed to fucking sob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muAsCoBrarA&t=2s&pp=0gcJCU4LAYcqIYzvare you brave enough to watch this
Varg will always be a great guy.
>>130789620
>the seamingless transition between songs in an albumgets me every single time. any albums that have this? Saturnus comes to mind, with martyre and paradise belongs to you
>>130789664Whatever puts food on the plate I guess. Earning a honest days worth of money aint wrong but for some reason this feels wrong. That man is extremely talented
>>130789664imagine the heat in there during summer
>>130789631Absolute fucking pussy
>>130789760yeah, absolutely fucking your pussy
>>130789620"lurk moar newfag" has been a rule for decades for a reason
>>130789768You sure you don't burst into fucking tears the moment you touch a pussy, you pansy?
HAHAHA BBBLLLLLLEEEEEEÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜRRRRRGGGGHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFgQShNnck4
>>130789791actually no. the joy I get from touching pussy is so immense that I sob like a widow
I hate metalheads so much. I hate the elitism, I hate the fashion culture, I hate all the fucking "metal youtubers" grifting off "metal drama". I think if you grow long hair you're a fucking faggot. I hate all these faggoty "metal producers" who act as authorities on what guitar tone and metal is "supposed to sound like". I hate retarded metalcore fans fighting retarded 90s death metal fans. I hate black metal fans who say you aren't "cvlt" if you dont record off your guitar hero microphone. I hate whenever a band does something interesting and unique its not "real metal"You fuckers became just like Punk music, a complete fucking satire of itself. Metal needs to die to be reborn again.
shit is not that serious lol
>>130789772beyond that. I wouldn't have learned about gelal's occupation if I didnt ask it for example. any podcasts beyond based hooligan?
>>130789844get laid dear god
>>130789844>I hate the elitismYou could just say you're a filtered tourist who got called out for having shit taste and you'd have saved yourself a lot of crying.
>>130789844absolutely based and correct
>>130789844Baldcucks hate this post
NAAAAAILED TONAAAAAILED TO THE CROSSSSSS
>>130786688yeah
>>130787437Because it's bad>not bad by any meansYou are wrong
>>130789646You can't convince me that there are thirteen fact about the guy, disturbing or otherwise. He is not that interesting.
>>130789672>any albums that have this?yeah
>>130789908face it, your entire culture got normiefied and now theres a bajillion metal youtubers who wont shut the fuck up about metal drama that happened before they were born. >>130789860I have.>>130790005Theres nothing more cringe than going to a metal show and seeing a sausage fest with a sea of long hair and band shirts/denim. This is why the hardcore scene still has a 100 times more testosterone and realness despite the gay slam dancing. Because its a bunch of actual social outcasts getting their anger out, the way the scene was back in the late 80s early 90s before you were even a semen in a sack.
>>130787437they are basically the definition of mid, even livebut then you also have overdramatic children like>>130790056
>>130790081>wah wah wahcry harder
>>130790081>face it, your entire culture got normiefied and now theres a bajillion metal youtubers who wont shut the fuck up about metal drama that happened before they were born.Do you want to know the simple solution to THIS MASSIVE ISSUE?I literally do not watch a single one, don't give a fuck what they (or you) think, and never will.Wow what a fucking terrible state!!!! I'm so shocked and upset!!!!
>>130790085>level headed, objective statements>OVERDRAMATIC!! CHILDREEEN!!!!!!!!!!I'd tell you to look up irony in a dictionary but you'll probably burst into tears at the intensity of the mere suggestion
>>130790089>>130790089>>130790101>if you play bass with your fingers, it sounds like shit and ISNT metal>heres the top 10 things you are doing WRONG as a guitarist>20 signs I can tell you are NOT a serious metal musician>Here are the top 10 mixing tricks to make your tone sound MODERN AND GOOD
forgot pic
>>130790102>I'm not mad hehe>but also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElmao
>>130790112Good thing I've never seen a single one of those. With no effort.Funny that. It's almost like you're mad about a problem you expose yourself to when doing nothing would do you much better.Fucking retard honestly.
>>130789844>I hate black metal fans who say you aren't "cvlt" if you dont record off your guitar hero microphone.>Guitar Hero: first release November 8, 2005You zoomers are the worst batch yet.
>>130790203.....how old are you if I may ask? 2005 is a long fucking time ago man. You got grey hairs mang?Should I have said helicopter pilot headset?
>>130790203completely nonsensical post
>>130790223>>130790229>zoomer IQ
>>130790201Actually this guy is really based and knows a fuck ton about all eras of metal production. Im just making a joke. He does have some really really autistic professional producer takes though, you basically have to deal with these people if you ever find some success as a metal musician.
i'll shave my balls with a straight edge razor. metal for this feel? i grow tired of you faggots bitching
NEW>>130790265
>>130790112>if you play bass with your fingers, it sounds like shit and ISNT metallol https://youtu.be/NtuNKVc_jkA
>>130790278You know there are a ton of bass players they just get the guitarist to play their parts in-studio right? Or they force the bassist to stop using his fingers if it makes the mix sound like shit and less punchy. Only a few bassist in metal actually have a consistent bright tone with finger playing and its really hard to pull off
>>130790112>wah wah wah cry harder
>>130790386>You know blablablbalba right????shut the fuck up
>>130790138>any expression of anything less than utter agreement with me is an act of madnessThe cognitive functioning of a literal child
>>130790403triggerd bass baby
>>130782649Metal peaked in 2002, but 87 had a couple goodies
