Mindloss editionOld: >>130782621FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTIN' SAD EDITION
BLASTING
>>130790262well?
THE DARK ARMIES THEN WILL COME...WHEN THE SUM IF FORTY ONE...WITH NOTHING ON MY BACKIT'S STILL ENOUGH TO BRING ME DOWNMY MIND'S ABOUT CRACK'CAUSE WHAT I THOUGHT COULD NOT BE FOUND
>>130790314Find your own song to listen to faggot. I'm sick of you guys wanting to be spoon fed.
>>130790287>>130790288the other anon was right, this is laughable
>>130790400which other anon
>>130790427keep up
>>130790287>>130790288
Norway won.Kaevum won.
>>130790629what did they win?
>>130790640Salt-mining champions
>>130790654Who got second place? Bolivia?
>>130790287
>>130790640Band that only gets mentioned on 4chan award
>>130790724I don't remember voting
I find it oddly funny that carnivore has been covered by not one but two weltenfeind bands
>>130790784I find it oddly sad
>>130790797how come
>>130790800The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
>literal fucking genetic freakwhich band do you prefer, anon? TON or Carnivore?
>>130790809Carnivore by miles. TON just has a few good singles but the albums are a slog to me. Carnivore are bangers from start to finish.
>>130790731The vote was held in Kevin's mom's basement
>>130790809Sorry, I only listen to good bands
>>1307908096' 8" and playing goth metal sheesh Eric
>>130790822I like TON and it fits a specific mood, but carnivore is just so fucking good man. Male Supremacy is just so fucking great>>130790833imagine your wife's ex being peter fucking steele lol
>>130790824And he didn't invite me? Wow, you think you know people
if you can't eat it or fuck it, then kill it. simple as
>>130790847I hope you're not allowed anywhere near children
>>130790852>doesn't know
>>130790842My wife is a virgin tysm. I don't have sex with her so she stays pure.
>>130790848Very few album covers scream "mid-late '90s" as loudly
THE ELDER AMONG THE MEN LOOKED DEEP INTOTHE FIRE AND SPOKE LOUD WITH PRIDETOMORROW IS A FINE DAY TO DIE
>>130790909absolute chills everytime. bathory was /nextlevel/
>>130790907what PS1 game is that
>>130790917>/nextlevel/levels of what, what are you talking about
>>130790287>>130790288Mudoven has to be a fucking parody rightThere's no way a serious antisemitic racist would write these kinds of lyrics without just laughing the whole time
>>130791106all nazis are a parody of themselves
>>130790288
>>130791362this is the metal thread>>>/mu/
>absolute chills everytime. bathory was /nextlevel/
vikingfags are the worst
>>130791370>>130791337
>>130791380no AItards are worse
>>130790288https://youtu.be/TCbP9CYTn4Y
Fucking crapped my shit prison (what I call my nappy) listening to Motorhead
>>130790809Carnivore. TON is great in their own right but it is intentionally music for a female audience. I don't want to hear Peter whispering in my ear...
Thank you sisters.
Where's the actual new
Are any of you fags gonna be on here on Canada Day/Independence Day or is it gonna be a ghost town here for the next week or so?
>>130790287Irish Icelandic BM
>>130791539Your poo prison? Shit slammer? Crap clink?
>>130790892My virgin wife gave miraculous birth to a black child.
>>130792293My ca-ca khakis
>>130791998Going to the beach in Florida for a week for the 4th. Home of the gayest genre (death metal).
>>130792302how blessed you are that your son will be worshipped by millions of cucks worldwide
>>130792315Billions, even. Praise be Quantavius.
Metalhead "humor"
>>130792425Just a lot of racism, homophobia/transphobia, and poop jokes.
>>130792425sorry for not being nazi enough for ya there bud>>130792434>racism, homophobia/transphobiathose aren't jokes I'm afraid
>>130792466Thank you tard sister.
>>130792476go back to /classical/
>>130792466How can I be a racist when I love black pussy
>>130792505https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_plantation
>>130792513I'm not white
>>130792425The real joke is the state of my life
>>130792522You're also not particularly smart, by the looks of it
>>130792524Wel, anon, there's always something you can do about it
>>130792531Because I love black women? Now that's racist
>>130792524Probably a more clever joke than these folk
>>130792553Was genuinely surprised at how good this album is.
>>130792555Oh, you're downright stupid then
>>130792583Why? It's slo-mo Angantyr, what's not to like
>>130792597When I think of DSBM I usually think of really high-pitched, whiny, abrasive stuff like Xasthur or early Leviathan; not borderline rock.
>>130792620You need to listen to proper DSBM, instead of garbage USBM
>>130792588Not on mate
>>130792631Ok buddy whatever you say.
>>130792649>I listened to bands and they were shitty>well, you should stop listening to shitty bands>UMMM OK BUD SUREI don't even know what you people want anymore
They hate to see it lads
>>130792658fuck off back to facebook
>>130792644I'm sure this sentence made sense in your mind.
>>130792505I wanna cuddle with this negress while BLASTING picrel
>>130792688cringe
>>130792688I want to bang her hella, after making absolute sure she's on birth control. Great album
>>130792701Her what?
>>130792656I didn't say they were shitty mf. If anything if it's not shit I won't listen to it.
>>130792711>I have shit taste and am proud of itWeird flex, but ok
>>130792722Thank you sister.
moreblackwomen in metalhttps://youtube.com/shorts/2Wb9fENVBuo
>>130792743Be quiet
>>130792709Her coochie hella "namsayin" bro
>>130792743>shorts
>>130792743Now replace "metal" with "my peenus-weenus" and then you've got a point
>>130792759I don't know what a "coochie hella 'namsayin'" is.
>>130792743>battle vests
>>130792787I most certainly didn't choose that file, 4chan
>>130792776Try using AI to translate namsayin
>>130792813Try killing yourself
>>130792682Black women are sacred and you sound afraid of them
>>130792829nonsensical reply
>>130792848Was replying to one to begin with
I get that metalheads hate women but let's leave the race out of it on this one yeah? Safe lads
>>130792860dimwit retort
>>130792871Rodential
>>130792904hell yeah
Following Werwolf on Instagram and seeing him post his collection of vintage vidya and taking selfies with random dudes at concerts is like watching a documentary on how hot dogs are made. I shouldn’t have seen it
>>130792891Ironic reply
>>130792994Wrong
Witch Vomit are better than 200 stab wounds. There I fucking said it.
>>130792949You are a metalhead mate. The rats of the music world
>>130792985who
>>130793006No, we are apex predators
>>130793009The current king of Black Metal.
>>130793004>shit is better than pukeman, I guess?
>>130793022Hunting for another box of chicken nuggets aren't ya
Does /metal/ like Britney Spears?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XyK2pk2kR8
>>130793052literally who
>>130793006back in your cage simp
>>130793057Gatecreeper fan got triggered:(
>>130793236i have no opinions about any of these nu-osdm zoomer bands other than they're all shit
>>130793236what the fuck does this mean
https://voca.ro/18gTYHknzPxE
>>130793348HEIL
>>130792871Ya think she fancies some Arghoslent?
>>130793387Who cares what she fancies, she's ugly
Metalchuds
>>130793404Agree to disagree, strongly
GOODBYE TO ROMANCEEEEEGOODBYE TO FRIENDSSSSSS
Turn my swag onnnnnnn
>>130793466Not a good look for whatever that is
>>130790288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
edguAI
>>130793496He's the Ozzy of pop music
>>130793702a diaper shitting disgrace? he looks it
>>130793725no, recently dead and with people online pretending to care
Never heard of him, must not be metal
>>130793809Obviously not. And quote the posts you're replying to, coward.
>>130790907There is some album art that really makes me wonder about human perception adapting to technologies.
>>130793817AI cover "art" will look as dated as that to us in about five years. Meanwhile that specific, PS1-esque look has already been enshrined in the altar of nostalgia and children are emulating it. Life can sure be funny sometimes.
Albums only the Germanic soul can understand
>>130793842You're a fucking clown, bud
>>130793817could be worse
>>130793860Well yeah. That's the obvious example. Certainly goes hard though. I also wonder what the creative process was behind Riot's mascot.
>>130793842Spoken like a true sub-saharan african
>only the Germanic soul can understand
We're at a standstill again. Nothing is heavy enough
>>130793878listen to drone then
>>130793878We got the heaviest shit out there rn wigga
>>130793889We /whitemaxxing/ out here for real namsaying
Any /whitemetal/ man in?
>>130793908begone, christcuck
>>130793889/crackermetal/
>>130793916I'm agnostic but Christ does seem to be King judging by the lay of the land
>>130793916Christian Metalcore was fun. I actually miss it
>>130793921The only crackers we're eating here are rice crackers, bitchass
>>130793927king of the jews, maybe
>>130793932You talking shit, nigga?
>>130793982Not metal.
>>130793997So says u. They literally cover Slayer
Stop pretending you're black. It's sad and embarrassing.
>>130793955Not really a diss then
I for one welcome all black people into the /metal/ community
>>130794020and?
>>130794029if you're a jew
>>130794037Same, but only the women>>130794052I'm agnostic
>>130790288>>130790288https://soundcloud.com/low-jack/low-jack-cav-empt-tape
>>130790265percent of active metal bands in the metal archives labeled as power metal (for countries that have at least 100 active bands): latvia 0ireland 0.63iran 0.72india 0.86new zealand 1.06philippines 1.23iceland 1.31indonesia 1.34poland 1.48belarus 1.63estonia 1.81netherlands 1.81portugal 1.85australia 1.96slovenia 2turkey 2.09wales 2.12malaysia 2.14israel 2.23france 2.24england 2.26lithuania 2.29south africa 2.4austria 2.44northern ireland 2.61united states 2.76canada 2.94china 2.97belgium 3denmark 3.02ukraine 3.02switzerland 3.1romania 3.14scotland 3.14colombia 3.25norway 3.36chile 3.51croatia 3.78singapore 3.85bolivia 3.87russia 3.94finland 4.01ecuador 4.1germany 4.21peru 4.73paraguay 4.74brazil 4.78bulgaria 4.97serbia 4.97mexico 5.25hungary 5.28puerto rico 5.43sweden 5.82czechia 5.85uruguay 6.41slovakia 6.54greece 6.57italy 6.59thailand 6.9el salvador 6.96costa rica 7.42venezuela 7.89spain 8.53argentina 8.65guatemala 11.19south korea 14.69japan 24.45
Dissonant Blackened Brutal Avant-Prog Death
>>130794076Everyone is agnostic. You just happen to also be a jew
>>130794091bro with do spics and asians love power metal so much
>>130794111i also did the same for heavy metal: philippines 2.48indonesia 2.72south africa 3.59iceland 4.58israel 4.92iran 5.76belarus 6.54ukraine 6.64singapore 6.73australia 6.85lithuania 6.87netherlands 6.95ireland 6.96belgium 7.34france 7.8estonia 8.43new zealand 8.49portugal 8.67china 8.72norway 8.86malaysia 9.16wales 9.52canada 9.85scotland 9.9turkey 10.02united states 10.31austria 10.6poland 10.69finland 10.98switzerland 11latvia 11.32colombia 11.48germany 11.7chile 11.88guatemala 11.94serbia 11.99thailand 12.07costa rica 12.17denmark 12.22russia 12.23india 12.39slovakia 13.09mexico 13.21italy 13.23bulgaria 13.25romania 13.35england 13.53sweden 13.95venezuela 13.95puerto rico 14.73brazil 14.86hungary 14.95slovenia 15croatia 15.12el salvador 15.65greece 15.76northern ireland 16.52peru 16.9ecuador 17.88paraguay 18czechia 19.08bolivia 19.72spain 23.03japan 25.26south korea 25.42uruguay 30.77argentina 32.24
>>130794118I suppose the same countries will show up on top no matter what. Something about chronically unstable and poor countries makes them the hottest beds for the gayest subgenres
>>130794098>Everyone is agnosticNah but most are low IQ, yourself included
>>130794150Appallingly low quality retort. No thought put into it at all. Calm down, take a deep breath, and try again.
>>130794149what's so unstable about spain japan or south korea
>>130794162if you're smart enough to realise those countries don't fit the description you should be smart enough to realise I was alluding to the spics
>>130790288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OoDGuBr2xk>>130794161Ironic post
>el salvador 6.96>costa rica 7.42>venezuela 7.89>spain 8.53>argentina 8.65This matches European heritage for those counties
>>130794170You're assuming far too much of the average metalhead IQ
https://voca.ro/1act00eVvd1C
>>130794193>spain>european heritagebro, dude, bud
>>130794149>I suppose the same countries will show up on top no matter whatBro it's percentageIf you do death metal Indonesia will be like 50%
>>130794192>Ironic postYou don't know what that word means
>>130794211More pureblood than you'd ever be, Cletus
>>130794211problem, caballero?
>>1307942222 words there Cletus. Try again next time you get a slot on the settlement computer in a month
>>130794230I'm not sure you understood what it was I was trying to say, but at least you somehow stumbled ass-first into my exact point
>>130794216i'd do data for all subgenres but death metaldeath metal is very versatile and obviously almost all countries will have a majority death metal percentage (or close to black metal)i would do separate data for melodeath, which is essentially its own genre at this point
>>130794235Dude literally saves pictures of niggas on his laptop lmao
>>130794216Yeah thank you for giving me my exact point back, thanks>the same countries will show up on top no matter what>no matter what>>130794238>I'd do this, I would do thatWho's stopping you
>>130794237I was saying that you looked at a map / 4channel posts and tried to figure out genealogical data from those, yeah. You're a metalhead mate
>>130794252Indonesia near the bottom for heavy and power. You're retarded.
>>130794235cavalhero*
It's like mate. You save paintings of niggas from 800 years ago while I'm looking at the mirror and your mom's thinking about sucking my dick for a price. Teitanblood mate
>>130794261>points out I'm right>calls me retardedYou're weird and awkward.
They hear Latino and they're threatened. Fair enough. Those poison darts will kill you in 10 seconds bruv
My ancestors matter. Do yours?Teitanblood new album 2027
>>130794111for meds/latins, they are joyful fun people who love life and are optimisticit's the exact opposite for east asians who are depressed salary wagecucks who yearn to live in another isekai universe with dragons magic and sexy big booba amazonian mommiesnortherners are depressed from the cold, but instead of dreaming, they screech for romanticism as they are stuck in realityanglos are just suffering and hate nerdy topics
>>130794271>"same countries will show up on top no matter what">"erm actually no">"haha I just said the same thing twice"
Just won a multitude of philosophical/sociological debates again effortlessly
>>130794293>anglos are just suffering and hate nerdy topicsAnd mixed-race latino sons born of "their women" apparently
>>130794294>actually noYou skipped this part in your original post. What you said actually underlined the accuracy of my original statement. I understand why you're confused, though.
>>130794293Nah, I blame the heat and the sun: It burns away at your ability not to make a clown of yourself. Of course not enough sun turns you into a sociopath
>>130794314It's a list of percentageYou said it would be the same countries every time no matter whatI refuted this by pointing out it's a percentage (meaning it's mathematically impossible) and illustrated with death metal as an exampleYou are now coping
>You skipped this part in your original post. What you said actually underlined the accuracy of my original statement. I understand why you're confused, though.
>>130794325It's a list of percentage. Countries will be the same no matter what, because it's a list of percentage. Demographic percentage. Which doesn't change between subgenres. People who don't like death metal didn't leave the country until the power metal percentages were properly calculated. It's the same demographic. You are now confusing yourself.
>>130794338>>130794338>
>>130794325>>130794334Please wait for at least one reply from a third party before posting soijaks pretending to be an independen observer who just so happens to agree with you
>>130794343Desperate
>>130794345Refer to >>130794343 for clarifactation
>>130794338It's percentage of bands playing a specific genre of metal. If a country is 100% one kind of metal, it will be 0% all other kinds of metal. Argentina is high in trad metal and power metal at a combined 40%, all other genres must necessarily be 60% or less.>>130794345Cope
>>130794348For less of these absolute dweebposts yeah
https://youtu.be/IPTHlmhtg8s?si=xNYED7QXyUGYKDbIYeah because it's Seattle duh it rains every day.
For me, it's Blood Incanatation
Slaughter to Prevail is a hella dope name but unfortunately they are Russian. Very unfortunate timing
>>130794381I only listen to Palestinian technical war metal, personally
these bands are poo poo
QRD on this general and its schizos
>>130794398I get that you're probably not from Israel but even posts like this read as extremely Jewish. Just so you know.
>>130794401Metal has been scientifically proven to cause mental illness in those predisposed to such diagnoses
>>130794407See >>130794343
>>130794413So are most forms of media
>>130794401I can't believe the nonmusical shit these people listen to. It's mind boggling
>>130794427Brain-damaged metalhead take
Knocked Loose
>>130794444Howling
>>130794431No, it's a take on brain-damaged metalheads, pay attention
(Featuring Poppy)
Metal turned me gay
>>130794431Sonic the fucking Hedgehog will cause mental illness in those predisposed to such diagnoses, this isn't rocket science man come on
>>130794467Unironically great vocals
>>130790287>>130790288getting back on topic
>>130794473Right yeah reading Fox News and playing Sonic the Hedgehog, now let me hit up Las Vegas with a few fully automatic machine guns at the firing range. Get real dude
>>130794495Well, yeah
>>130794513Let's see Sonic outrun these 150 rounds lmao
>>130794542dude he's speed
>>130794543Hope he's not uh running through a crowd here in our blessed state of America
>>130794589he's probably running around at the speed of sound in some space station created by a mecha-piloting robot egg
>makes a “comeback” album so shit he kills himselfkwab
>>130793266Fuck off unc. Where are you even on here?
>>130791374I look like that and say that
>>130794626You look hella fat dude
>>130794620To discuss metal. Why else
>>130794619for real, what was the reason? where dead angels lie is just so much better compared to reinkaos.
>>130794638Bodybox fucking smokes whatever Dad DM you listen to
>>130794647I don't listen to metal
>>130791734TON is great if you feel like shit. Goes well with beer or wine. Carnivore on the other hand makes you feel like a fucking predator ready to fuck shit up
>>130794619Maybe those previous bandmates he planned to kill deserved more credit than they got
What's the most "fuck you" metal song?
Post-metal. Now that's peak
>>130794749Based Jesu enjoyer
metal is icky
>>130794788The shit that gets posts itt is incelcore that you either grow out of or you commit to a life of celibacy
i've decided to become a drunkard once more
More like illiteracy
>>130794907Shit meme.
how do I get rich from metal
>>130790287>>130790288Unironic AOTYProve me wrong
>>130794968Never get out of the boat. Absolutely god damn right
>>130794971I hear gold is the stable buy but silver can be bought and sould quickly if you're able to
Meeeetal
I fucking love 200 Stab Wounds
stop chudding ffs
I love Tomb Mold.
>>130795196Same lad. I've seen em live, they put on an excellent show.
>>130790629Always
>slaughter in the vaticanthis isn't even groove metal just thrash, wtf are yall talking about
>>130795616listen to the song "exhorder" and tell me it isn't groovy as fuck
>>130794401>>130795331https://voca.ro/1jWXbUGfrFbS
>>130790287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBCyLUPO_zw
>>130795004I thought it was pretty good but I don't remember a single riff. That's my problem with grind in general
>>130793004That isn't a hot take
SPACEMANGOT A ROCKET ON MY BACK
>>130795616they became more groove on the law
more dogshit from behemoth, can't wait
>>130795616The Law is the ultimate groove album.
>>130794971I bought good and silver years ago so
>>130796742>
>looks at weather forecastFug :D
>>130796930>weather
>>130796845I wish I was as cool as Italians who own a shit ton of precious /metal/'s
could slipknot be labeled as music made for fun and shit?
>>130797389it's called jumpdafuckup-core
>>130797402>jumpdafuckupObviously not metal, a true metalhead would never be able to propel their weight off the ground
>>130797432are you saying trve metal is heavy?
>>130797523>tfw he's dead:((lose weight you fat fucking pieces of shit)
are metal festivals especially ones with bands youve never heard of fun? i want to going to a nearby one next month but im a total loser and im scared of getting raped
>>130797827>im scared of getting rapedvery smart and good instincts anonI for one haven't left home in years due to fear of getting raped
>>130797827if you are a dude I hope you are a teenager, brah brah
>>130797827wait it didn't even register how many strings that guitar has in your picture, I was looking at the kotyou definitely need to get raped
is osdm revival becoming the new atmoblacked for hipsters?
give me /metal/ so that my ex will return to me once she sees the playlist i made
>>130798473Type O Negative - I Know You're Fucking Someone Else
>>130798486i kid you not, its already in the playlist. im desperate
>>130798492grimdire even
>>130798496yeah, been drinking and lifting a lot plus a shitton of doom metal.
>>130798473Emmure - Drug Dealer Friend
NEW>>130798516
>>130798473the entirety of judas priest - turbo
