Girl With No Face editionPrevious: >>130901330Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XigWc6mtBBYAnnouncements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) Stop the ridicule.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/july-07/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.06.13-2026.07.13/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.06.13-2026.07.13/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
I've got nothingnothingnothingnothingwithout livhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2Tqx3p4EM
triple livvy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtXkFo5MGEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ABB-xymBc
>>130907993The only corned beef I can find een my country is halal X-(
>>130908046carly been eatin' good
>>130908046>using pregnancy pictures to hype up her albumkind of odd desu, she already had the baby
>Ninny is now posting in /metal/Can't tell if this is good or bad.
oh, motherI can feelOlivia Rodrigofalling over my headyoutube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0
>>130908103she doesn't even know how to play guitar why does she pretend to
>>130908115shes 4real donchu know, not like those OTHER girls
>>130908115>she doesn't even know how to play guitarmkay, then explain picrel
>>130908127>explain a 2FPS gif of her strumming like a retard and not even forming a chord in a music video
>>130908127Drag him
>>130908137Bodied that freak
>>130908137>he's such a novice he can't see livvie's distinguished technique
choli's suckable nips
>>130908181the DJ Khaled technique
Just as talentless today as she was back then
>>130908198hang yourself
The w in wpop stands for WeisteinEpstein Pop
>>130908221You're hearing this more and more
>>130908197
>>130908221This is true
Kanye has been the most influential artist of the 21st century
>>130908247AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>130908230>another tiny gif
>>130908247>>130908254
Man, I really hate Taylor, but I would marry her for her money, too
>>130908260*talking*....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Olivia is winning the Album of the Year, so Taylor won't attend like the bitch she is
Liv should be the mother of 4 of my brats.No other wpop girl gets me that horny.
>>130908258
I feel like /wpop/ doesn't have the snarky bite that pop Twitter has
>Olivia is winning the Album of the Year(not true, by the way)
>>130908352Who do you think wins?
>>130908370Ella Langley or Tame Impala
>>130908345This general is just Stan Twitter's retarded cousin.
>>130908115>>130908137>>130908258https://youtu.be/mSFA7pcsh0M
>>130908381If that happens, Taylor rigged it against Olivia
>>130908345/wpop/ can't meme
>>130908386It has no shortage of retards mindlessly defending their "favorites" (that they'll forget about in 5 years anyway)
>>130908417Who's the worst?
>>130908345pop twitter is just white women posting the same three gifs of black women laughing
>>130908426Spongebig Bobpants wow
>>130908452uhh that's digital blackface and is literally racism, chud
>>130908452>white women
>>130908465sorry, Brazilian men
>>130908370Well, Ella's album has spawned three monster hits so far, all currently in the top 5, which is highly remarkable any way you cut it. Meanwhile, Olivia's three singles have all dropped (dead) out of the top 10 come tomorrow's Hot 100 update. On that basis alone it's pretty clear that the former is the "album of the year" and should be rewarded accordingly. Besides, no one takes Olivia's reactionary rockism seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJwffCeo4jU
>>130908477You think Ella could sweep the Big Four?
>>130908404at this rate your copium stockpile is not going to last until awards season
>>130908497Taylor was the reason The Weeknd didn’t get noms for After Hours
>>130908477>Besides, no one takes Olivia's reactionary rockism seriously. That sold-out tour says otherwise, but you do you.
im going to two liv shows
>>130908515https://youtu.be/quFlP3cRCFsShe was mad that Abel did this song with Calvin Harris, which is about their relationship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNemkBDsfgc
No talking, skipping straight to the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Dua Lipa wiping her asshole clean with very cheap toilet paper and puckering
>>130908579
They call me Bonecar Thunder Jones. No, I would not fuck the Cookie Monster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LHV9oz9M0o
>>130908477>Besides, no one takes Olivia's reactionary rockism seriouslyBesides the GP and the critics but seethers don't count those
>the GPlol
the GOP listening to Olivia Rodrigo
>>130908739man AOC is looking rough, politics really does age you
>>130908753
AOC saying I have a small penis
AOC doing the asian eyes racist gesture
>webms fucked againbanana republic aah site
FAGSIL
>>130908846Cook
>>130908845
I wonder how many times her boyfriends have had to slap her
>>130908845https://files.catbox.moe/0h5fbm.mp4
>webms working againthanks taylor
>
I miss Dua Lipa :-/
>>130908921Maybe you should've bought her album then. Now she has to run a libfem book club just to survive.
marinara sauce
DL4 coming soon!
I miss Rihanna :-/
duer liper licking the head of your purple penis as if it were a vanilla ice cream cone on a hot summer's day !
life as is is not enough aaaaaaaaaaa i need more artificial sensory noise while moving around at all times to feel aware i need everything to be new and stimulating and novel in some way if its predictible in any fashion i need it in 2x speed i must see all the sights in the world and feel every sensation i gotta have it idk if id rather be overwhelmed or bored i just know i cant stay in any state for too long
>>130908936I did buy her albums!!!!
>>130908103That song doesn't have any B minor chords dawg she's not playing that song
You mentionin' B minor, but niggas gotta B sharp and tell the fans, "Who was it?"You thought you left D flat, D major
>>130909001>thinking livvie has to conform to music theory and not the other way around
A MINORMUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD
TWO MINORSMUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD
i think millennial cringe culture is cringe, but i think that feeling cringe is a 'good' skill because my theory is that it is a combination of sympathy, or empathy in cases, and social anxiety.. which are generally normal to experience.. and usefule for navigating in the post-post-post-pre-meta-post swag world we live in you know idk like i got a few tweets in my mental quiver that i use like a locket of a loved one to mentally admire and get me through the day.. it really is true that a good book can change yuor life.. . but its tweets instead of book and the
W or L take chat?
>>130909140Choli discovers Taytay's secret sessions she used to do with fans
ok here me out guysss im guessing this is more ontopic idkk.. i have theories. so i might be completely wrong here but i keep thinking about how weird pop music feels right now because like... we have huge stars right? olivia rodrigo, sabrina carpenter, dua lipa, tate mcrae, gracie abrams, charli xcx even someone like ice spice for a second there, and they're all obviously successful and talented (maybe not ice spice) and people listen to them a lot but i dont get the feeling that any of them are defining an era in the way people used to?? maybe thats unfair because im comparing them to memories instead of reality but it feels less like "this is the sound of the 2020s" and more like everyone is borrowing little pieces from the last 30 years and making really good playlists instead of movements. like every month theres a new song that everyone says is THE song and then two weeks later we're already pretending the next one is lol. maybe its because the internet flattened everything and theres no monoculture anymore or maybe the world itself just feels like its waiting for something?? idk it kinda feels like we're living in the hallway between rooms instead of actually being inside one. not saying the music is bad because honestly i like a lot of it and the women are pretty pretty some of them at least i just dont get that feeling of "oh this is gonna be remembered forever" very often anymore. maybe im just getting older and every generation says this but it really does feel like we're in this transitional phase where everyone knows something new is coming but nobody knows what it is yet so we just keep remixing the past while pretending we're already there. anyway maybe im just overthinking it.. who cares, i dont, doy you?my song of the day is supercut by lorde
>supercut by lorde
>>130909201latina therefore made for latino cock
>>130909210you like this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGOG-OciPxw
>>130908739>Here’s your indie punk rock icon bro
I'll wear a sombrero if it means knowing liv carnally
SHES NOT EVEN MEXICAN SHE CANT FKVN WEAR THAT SHI
>>130909242No one's falling for it but everyone's playing along. It's giving Soviet collapse
Ay carumba
Tipping my sombrero to Olivia "Sweaty Huebos" Rodrigo
>>130908889i need to see those saggers
Chomping my chalupa with Olivia "Buffalo Nunca" Rodrigo
>>130909300
munching on liv's chalupa !!!!
She's not fucking Mexican X-(
Livtoes
>>130909515ὠ_ὠ
She's Mexican X-(
>>130909532
>>130909515it’s all the same my nigga that’s fax bro no bapp
>>130909532It's not fair.
>>130909532>happy liv running around barefoot
>>130909567This desu, she's vaguely brown and has black hair, she's Mexican
Olivia eating tortas and smiling underneath a sombrero and then getting beaten by cartel members and crying
just let livvy be livvy man. being filipina is already interesting you dont need to accidentally absorb every ethnicity within a 500 mile radius because twitter decided your eyeliner looked a certain way. i think about this all the time but i feel like we spend so much time turning people into vibes that we stop seeing them as actual people with actual backgrounds and then everyone gets confused six months later when reality doesnt match the fanfiction we all wrote together in our heads like hello shes not mexican what are yuo doing
>>130909601>she's very brownftfy
olivia when the restaurant has bottomless chips and salsa
>>130909608Cook those weirdos
I long to see the day where I can saymy liv has come to me, she's here to stayupon the emerald (em-rald) grass our bodies laymy hand in hers, the days we'd waste away
under no circumstances do we have to let mr bong hit philosopher keep "cooking"
is olivia a little bit autistic
is olivia a little bit country
LETHIMCOOK>>130909749and a little bit of chicken fried
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rXxaETKN8Co
>>130909194Licking Lorde's tasty cameltoe until she pisses and cums rainbows all over my face
im not cooking im microwaving leftovers from a thought i had in the shower while waiting for my black coffee to finish brewing. (no sugar btw im not overstimulated or anything im literally fine) i know im not discovering america over here i just think its more fun to post stupid little cultural observations than spend my entire life replying "mid" to everything wyeaou..:::
https://youtu.be/riEASmAdYIg
(no sugar btw im not overstimulated or anything im literally fine)
>>130909787sign me up too, sister
good lorde
https://www.tiktok.com/@maidenlessmelody_/video/7652707175919258900
theres no heaviness just over the precipice
on liv's headies I put my testes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NKyWq6nV50https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGcFImTy5vw
I wanna cream pie lorde :-(
Someone's looking absolutely delectable.
White bitches like that be screaming nigger! In they car
ive been looking at nineveh posts for so long i think i will descend from the world of maggie and back into consensus reality... i used to foolishly think myself above the ritual displayed by waifuposting in this general but i see where the comfort comes from.. its nice to not have to think of something new to post all the time and sorta just accept that your favorite girl will carry the thread for you.. unlike an actual intelligent take, a pretty picture of your waifu can be posted forever... i honestly think nineveh is a decent guy but after the 4000th maggie rogers post i start wondering if we're admiring an artist or performing a daily devotional. i honestly crave his strength and certainty of waking up every morning knowing exactly what my purpose is... to open the thread and post pictures of my waifu until the sun sets...
>>130910085
>>130910149don't romanticize severe mental illness
>>130910149Well, thanks anyway. Hope you're having a blessed day.
Nineveh what if i milked you
with his mouth, btw
Olivia Rodrigo jubilantly frolicking barefoot on my face
>>130909733i think its funny
suckling at liv's milkers
>>130910470She looks like Margaret Qualley here
>>130910537other way around. liv is the prototype.
>>130910470Why is she always wearing such corny shirts. It’s always like “live, laugh, love” middle aged white-woman shit
i want livvy so bad bros :/
>>130910567leave her alone asshole
This girl is literally begging to be wife’d & impregnated. God I wish I was taller and rich
Olivia is begging to be impregnated, my bipolar mentally ill spic seed in her womb.
>>130910567in lieu of an actual personality, it's a quick and easy way to appear "chill and relatable" to the diaper-wearing rubes she calls fans
based bina
Drizzy lost
when your biggest fans are diaper wearing pedos
>>130910661#justlivfagthings
sabrina looks like she wears diapers herself, creepy pedobaiter
Man, FUCK Olivia Rodrigo. Fuck her!!!X-(
trashnikko looks like she's not pop, creepy pedobaiter
>>130910770the /wpop/ version of the dog van from Dumb and Dumber
assnikko cuz her ass is big
shes not really my type so id give maggie at least 1 to max 2 brats
>>130910882More for me!
True Maggie is way too old and adult-looking for pedophiles to see anything in her
Maggie seems like a nice lady
i'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be so mad
Based
>>130910918>>130910971Politics notwithstanding, she strikes me as someone who's immensely sweet if mildly annoying.
Every time this nigga can't help but sperg out over her politicsShe could be soaking wet ready to ride beefcake and he'd still find a way to make her drier than the sahara
>>130910996This
>>130910996>>130911003I'll just pretend she's centrist.
will the zoomer girl i talk to like me if i send her nate sib songs
Fuck you, kpoop!
Lorde is a one-hit wonder
>>130911154I tried to get into Lorde but couldn't. She was everywhere in the 2010s but none of it hit with me. I'll revisit her one of these days to see if anything about me has changed.
lorde peaked when flume remixed her
Lorde's ovaries and butthole are mine to saturate with semen!!!
Liv's new t-shirt
Lorde is the only pop artist whose entire career was killed by a South Park episode lmao
Titty Livvy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL_EXAyGCkw
Shooting my creamy load to Olivia "à la mode" Rodrigo
>>130912019mommy
>>130911317thought it was a orchid tee cuz of the thumbnail
>>130912019lpop
I got good news /wpop/bros!! I finally sissy hypno'd myself into actually liking Olivia's music! I still think she's quite boring in interviews but her cuteness makes up for it!
she's been professionally media trained since she was a jit so of course she won't discuss subjects that might be misinterpreted or appear risky
>I got good news /wpop/bros!! I finally sissy hypno'd myself into actually liking Olivia's music! I still think she's quite boring in interviews but her cuteness makes up for it!
six seven
6 7? That shit is so January, me and all my homies are 8 9ing it now, keep up uncs
Olivia Isabel Rodrigo
Good morning, wpop.
listen to and review ultra from six sex
Good morning Nino, morning wpop
>>130913238Later. I'm half way through that album and my initial impression is that the music revels in its filth much like Peaches and Ashnikko, but Six Sex seems more built for grimy clubs. Less obnoxious than Ashnikko and even grooveable in doses but not as memorable as Slayyyter.
kim petras lowkey hot despite the trans thing im not gay tho idk if thats gay
Full blood spics are so disgusting I hate them. never got the hype for that xothil chick because of that, just hate them,
>>130913351she's a woman babe there's nothing gay about it
How about livvy's latest album but all the songs are played at oncehttps://voca.ro/169HqiG9Fk0R*cackle* ahh hell yeah dude
>>130913387phew
>>130913490LMAO. It's a fun game of picking out the songs in that utter cacophony, but what starts are mildly amusing soon turns grating.
>>130913522You'll Cowards Don't Even Like Noise
>>130913532I listen to Power Electronics, so I like noisy shit aplenty.
>I listen to Power Electronics>only has a few nazi pe releases in his librarythis faggot is a massive poser and a larper in every genre
power electronics isnt even music
how does it feel to BE livvyy?
Ashnikko owes me 3 pregnancies, 4 pregnancies more like it. My mentally ill spic seed inside her womb, right now
>>130913633You don't have to like a style of music in order for it to be musicLivvy LOVES Hanatarash
>>130913656but its not fun
>>130913681Maybe but it's still not not music. Sad songs aren't fun either
>fan, generator, microwave and drill noises are music browhatever you guys sayhow can people even enjoy that genre?
>>130913730What's the definition of music?
>>130913730Different sound textures feel nice
Olivia Rodrigo
>>130913753Ninny Imma need you to listen to a wpop-adjacent record and report back
I know I am creepy posting here but I cant bring myself to post all my breeding fantasies with wpop. AI has been a good thing for at least letting me get slop text of that.>>130913753something you listen to, i dont think too hard about it or most thingsif its fun and i like it for whatever reason i like itnineveh i cant believe you wouldnt already know im not a huge introspection type of guy!
>>130913756Most people can't define music.
>>130913730agreed ts sucks yall should listen to this frhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fThNBFxx2Zo
Nino my expert of looking too deep into things, what do you make of my fav girls and taste in girls? I know you like maggie and caro the most.Ashnikko over any other, shes like my ideal girl in everything. Grimes, Six Sex, Slayyyter, melanie>>130913787that movie was peak i loved it
>>130913762>if its fun and i like it for whatever reason i like itSame reason I like any music be it noise, orchestral, flamenco, jazz, prog, blues, wpop, hiphop...It just sounds good so I listen to it
>>130913762In case anyone asks you, here it is in a sentence. Music is the deliberate organization of sounds, stops and silences.What separates music from lawnmower noise is intent and purpose. A lawnmower's motor, even if it is in tune or pitch which is rarely the case, functions so you may cut grass. Any sound it produces is a byproduct of its chief function. Ergo, it's not a musical instrument. Sampling a lawnmower working, editing it and layering over a track, on the other hand, is part of the process of making music as you are organizing and transforming a set of sounds.
>>130913832Ninny pls respond >>130913760
music is organized soundthat's it
braaäp
>>130913821damn forgot olivia but only for looks>>130913832nerd
>>130913880u dont fw livvys new album ?
>>130913821Well, I can't speak to your personal feelings towards your favorite Pop Stars as you are uniquely qualified to share the feelings inside your consciousness. What I can say is that Ashnikko reminds me of the crazy weep girls with 100 orbiters you'd meet at conventions. Her lack of inhibition and spastic behavior likely attracts you. Slayyyter is much more tragic a figure. Underneath the seedy decadence of Hollywood glamour and its lifestyle of perpetual indulgence lies a woman who desperately desires love and relevance. She clearly wants to matter to someone but anesthetizes her pain in the worst ways possible. She's also aware she's a complete mess. Perhaps this is all a mask and Slayyyter is just a character played by Catherine Grace Garner. If so, she's doing an immaculate job.
>>130913888
>>130913787used to listen to nate sib so much when that ep dropped
>>130913787>>130911119btw i sent her that nate sib track and she liked it because she's a big justin bieber fan and someone said he sounds like the biebs so i thought yeah why not and well??? guess what she thanked me for it and said she loved it and added it to her playlist and will check his other stuf fout and thats literally the entire story. but idk man... sometimes a little "thanks i liked it" feels disproportionately meaningful. maybe sharing music is just one of those weird little trust exercises where youre secretly hoping your taste in songs says something nice about you. either way... ill take the small victory
>>130913915i think you're reading too much into it
>>130913866I'm busy today, but please, tell me what you have in mind.
>>130913908>Perhaps this is all a mask and Slayyyter is just a character played by Catherine Grace Garner.of course it is you mong, just look up any interview. she's a nice girl with admirable work ethic, nothing more
>>130913925thats entirely possible but hope is more entertaining
>>130913947also it's kinda funny how a millenial is tryna get a zoomer into nate sib lol
>>130913893havent actually listened to it, is it good? been listening to my favs and argie/latin stuff morei liked drop dead, didnt like cure>>130913908also big tits for almost all of them. Big fucking tits are important.>>130913940>>130913908something ive noticed is you autists take everything at face value, its like your disease to do that but damn, its jarring to see it. You literally cant feel vibes naturally. of course its a character dude its fucking pop, madonna did it first and everyones beent aking a page from her.slayyyter seems like a super nice girlm, literally every wpop girl is playing a character like an actress, thats how you sell music thats the gist of pop
>>130913959im a zoomer too just one of the unc ones shes early 20s.. i kinda had to relearn my entire identity when we started talking its a bit strange but it works
>>130913940>>130913960You are addressing a man on the spectrum. We are capable of picking up subtlety but not as quickly as neurotypicals are. I don't usually watch celebrity interviews unless they're particularly articulate. I'm unfamiliar with how Slayyyter speaks, so do tell. Is she clever or charming? Maggie is kinda daft, if you ask me.I have listened to Caroline Polachek who conducts a conversation wonderfully. I could listen to her read a phone book.
Caroline Polachek
I think Id fuck Maggie shes okthe spam is just like way too much though
/ninopop/
>>130914008slayyyter is a super polite normie chick which was kinda disappointing , she could've at least been on some aloof jennifer herrema larp for the extra aura points
i just know if livvy ever goes three consecutive answers without saying "like," i will assume the interview was edited by the cia;;;
>>130914017Cute :3Where was this taken from?
>>130914027She's objectively good looking, but she gets overshadowed by all the other wpop girls
>>130914045Her TikTok
>>130914017weird
>>130914048Consider it saved.
>:3No comments>>130914008eh you know who you should watch an interview from? ashnikko...i think you might find her annoying, i think shes cute but definitely not your type of person i just know it.yeah slayyyter is super normie in vibes, i cant explain it. She's cool, i can tell shes coolCaroline is smart but Im not too into her, she seems kinda coldOlivia is boring, hearing her talk is boring. too media trainedworst ever is taylor who is too fake, too boring and you can sense desperation deep down, narc.
taylor is millennial cringe
>>130914017this some white people shit
>>130914017oh ohhhh THIS is millennial cringei hate it sm
>>130914069Explains why I like it so much. The hyperborean spirit of *checks notes* women just goofing around.
>>130914080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awT7o0gqgK8
>hyperboreanSo if you take everything at face value, cant imagine what life looks like. No wonder youre a nazi
OLIVIA TEETH
>>130913936Well after I saw you clowning on her in the other thread I got an idea: Nino should listen to Ethel Cain's Preacher's DaughterI am personally not a fan but after seeing your reactions to Phoebe and Clairo I'm curious to hear your take on this one. It didn't make a huge splash when it dropped but got big over a period of several years, which is always interesting imo. It's (comically) dark and slow and "atmospheric". A lot of the vocal show-offs are not unlike Maggie RIt's quite long though. Plus there's this whole storyline attached to it which may or may not enhance the listening experience. Your call, but I have a feeling you might like it. What's your opinion on concept albums in general?
i cant shit on nino and maggie too muchashnikko is quirk chungus + sex jokes
It's up btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALL_FNTDodA
Underscores eyebrows
april!
>>130914275how big is her penis
The Queen is seated on her throne,
>>130914336humongous t. underscores penis knower
>>130914356:')
which wpop girls would be better with a penis
>>130914378all of em
>>130914118Ninny is a transphobe so don't expect him to be nice.
https://www.tiktok.com/@brainrotsmuggler/video/7652162148654648598
>>130914397I took that into consideration, but he was actually fair to the hated PB, and besides the record itself doesn't have any trans stuff to get worked up abt
>>130913575His RAC and Metal ratings are pretty extensive, though.
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