Strike and Kill editionOld: >>130900697 FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
>>130911222posting anime in these threads is cringe
blastin
>>130911235Gay thread deserves a gay blast, 'nuff said
>>130911293Ironically anal cunt will probably be the best music posted all thread
>>130911222A furry? In MY catalog?
Anyone else think was their best work? It’s this or MTD for me
>>130911293yes they are the gayest
>>130911222Wrong old thread link nigga>>130905241
I swear to god if one more zoomie tells me to listen to peelingflesh
>>130911235Some weird saxophone techdeath band I found, I usually don’t like techdeath but this is pretty decent
>>130911815Transjeeting Obspoority isn't beating the ai allegations with this since it in part sounds like relentless doppelganger.
>>130911222
how does /meal/ feel about the new bladee?https://youtu.be/WWX2tKAi23gone of his best imo
>>130911235
>>130911902I feel glad to be sheltered in my small retard music circle to have little to no awareness of what appears to be troonmumble m.o.o.n.
>>130911902it's like a stronger spiderr i don't think it's one of his best but it's still a cool addition to his discog
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130911222>2000s metal band furfags out Kek
>>130911789>slam with fucking phonk in itAre worse genres possible?
>>130912201Avantgarde Polka death chanson hipfunk core
>>130912236Holy shit you weren’t kidding, this is what SOAD sounds like to me
>>130912279It's like the even more tryhard hipster version of maudlin of the well. But I guilty pleasure this from time to time.
>>130912288I mean it’s unique, gimmicky fusion bands can be kinda fun, like White ward
>>130912279>>130912288Wait until you discover Twelve Foot Ninjahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ST85Sui43Q
>>130912318But they rarely stay around. Well white ward probably got conscripted but whenever I hear postblack with sax I expect them to suddenly go Pop like norwegian shining.At first they were like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI72NrqcjNkBut then:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztrHwdvutBQ
>>130912334they're just kiwi numetal
>>130911700Better than butcher the weak? Come on now
>>130912352Very true, that or they drop all the fusion stuff and just make generic versions of their old stuff
>>130911235Too much avant beep boops save me Larpman Mexico Morales
>>130912352I'm pretty sure Jørgen Munkeby is just trolling his fans now because they wanted him to make another album like Blackjazz, last time I checked he was making shit like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LspxMsDTLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBgZhNE5hAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4jNUkl7tY
>>130912423I think he's just your run of the mill prof musician on the money grind who did something experimental and realised that extreme shit doesn't sell. Blackjazz was already dishonest but it was a novelty and well executed. They were really talented musicians, I seen them during their blackjazz tour and they improvised the full show, but in the end a talented tourist is just a tourist.
>>130912455Also he didn't even start as metal artist and the first few Shining albums were fairly standard jazz.
>>130912455He did some decent songs with Ihsahnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OZEdYQtc0
real numale hours
The quality of these threads is always better outside the US hours
>>130912488That fits>be Jazz musician>Jazz doesn't fucking sell unless you are the flavor of the decade space travelling with your shoelaces novelty nog>do jazzmetal because metalheads will give anything a chance if your mix it with metal>still don't make money because metalheads spend everything on beers>whore out completely but at least be able to pay your bills Many such cases.
>>130912508I fucking hate Isahn, tho. He should have kept emperor in the grave instead doing søymemberance tours whenever he needs money for another soloalbum while showing visible disgust playing songs of a quality he isn't able to recreate anymore.We could have kept Zyklon instead...
>>130912514The thread has been worse
>he thinks literally who metal bands make more money than jazz musiciansthis general gets more retarded by the day
>>130912597They do make more money than literal who Jazz musicians.
>>130912615They do not.
>>130912635NTA but the most successful jazz musician I know IRL is a public school teacher
>>130912649the most succesful jazz mucisian I know IRL heemed varg in jail in the frostbitten winter of '94
>>130912635If you make money as a literal who Jazz musicians it's as a music teacher and maybe session musician. Because you don't sell merch as a Jazz musician and the entry level you have to pass is much higher to be recognised by a fanbase that is known for their high nose antics. While as a metal band you can just entertain a bunch of drunks for an evening and they will buy your shirt if you were good enough. But in general it's always nice to see people argument on optics alone when they have no idea that for most people making music is a rather blue collar job and think just because Jazz is le fancy anyone will give a shit about you among the millions that are as talented and deserving.
I know plenty of no name jazzfags with weekly paid bar and club gigs, most metal dudes I know with similar levels of renown are lucky to play a local support in exchange for 2 drink tickets per member. I guess it depends where you live and what level of success you're talking about.
All incomemogged by the gay retards in cover bands that play 90s and 2000s radio rock unfortunately
>>130912733Christ I went to an “alt rock” venue one time to support a friend and it was horrific, despite the bands apparently getting paid a lot>retards in the middle of the room trying to create a pit for music that sounds like duster>not one band had a vocalist that wasn’t bitchwhining>one of the band members comes out wearing a kilt and then says he thought it was a skirtI’d rather take basement solo project black metal, but man it was kinda worth it for the laughs
I've lost my faith in humanity after I learned krvsty is a chud too
>>130913016i don't follow tripfag lore enough is kektor still vegan?
nineveh is the biggest chud of them all
>>130913069as in fattest or chuddiest?
>>130913128both
They’re both huge posers
>>130913069>>130913128>>130913137>>130913180Suck it:https://youtu.be/C4zRPo6pPBMhttps://youtu.be/WoOsT-vtS4Q
>>130913253>dave mustard vocalsKino.
>>130913277Peak Metal, if you ask me. All you need is your guitar, pedals and amp. The riffs here are blatantly lifted from "Death Kiss" / "A Dangerous Meeting" but still sounds fresh on account of the vocals.
no one cares about your tripfag opinion bro
>>130913358You clearly cared enough to tell me. I care because you care.
retard
>>130911293My issue with this album is that their mocking of Dillinger Escape Plan fans isn't genuine. Gay "all in good fun" shit.
what kind of ancient unc still listens to metal lmfao
>>130913358>bro
>>130913479Not gonna get groomed in a roblox condo to get cool with the kids at my age frfr no cap
>>130912398New album soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBSXhrBTJ_w
>>130913727Nice, none of his albums were bad even if I listen mostly to the first and the demos. I just hope absurdman does the release.
>>130911235I hope playing this won't FBI my harddrive
>>130913843Didn't he turn out to be innocent?
>>130913865Something something never admitted it but plead guilty anyway to scratch off the childporn from the verdict. So the stuff was at least questionable.
does listening to metal make me more brutal and manlier?
>>130913930only if you pair it with weight lifting
>>130913930No, it usually just makes you hold your drinks better.
>>130913943faggot
Satan made me do it
Satan is a friend of mine
...................................................................................................Satan
Satan is a tranny frreak
Thank you for the worthless cliquespam
Exhorder
>>130914542Enough with the shoddy band spamming, lass.
>>130914542Any thoughts on Sturmwehr?
>>130914573Enough with the grotty cracker band spamming, lass.
>>130914573None atm >>130914561fuck off p*Ntera shill
>>130914595We despise all forms of groove metal here, lass.
>>130914609sans Exhorder (and also Entombed from WB on)
HEIL ANSELMO
>>130914614Stop bending rules, lass.Only the first two Entombed albums are valid.
>>130914643>"Only the first two Entombed albums are valid"holy picrel
>>130914573Return to your home board tourist >>>/mu/
who's /metal/'s spiritual leader?
>>130914679We never doubted that you were Israel's mightiest soldier, lass. But thanks for the timely reminder.
>>130914691there are 4Scott Ian Rosenfeld (creator of -coreshit)Chaim Witz (creator of black metal)Danny Lilker (THE most important man in extreme metal)Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi (brave truthteller)there's some poser on here who will say it's "hitler, wotan, and vikernes" but he's gay>VNR
>>130914691
>>130914765i got into them because you posted one of their live vids
>>130914792cheers
Pop punk riffs and beats masquerading as black metal
>>130914687Stay filtered, r/metal
Googol Plex - Nail A Lie To The Counter!
>>130914691Adolf Hitler
>>130911222Any of you guys happen to have a hammerstorm account? Would you mind posting the link to Grole's With a Pike Upon My Shoulders album? The site won't let me make an account.
RIP MIKE, TRUE DEATH METAL PIONEER!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v6iCt8Nk2Y
>>130915190holy shit I love huge gigantic mega tits FUCK FUCK FUCK SUCK AND FUCK SUCK ME FUCK
>>130915190just rip it off streaming platforms retard
heavy metal is my life mom
>>130915190Need to oil those up and fuck them
>>130915265post pic of mom
>>130915190If I crushed that vial on her necklace, would she die?
>>130911235I had sex with janny at that show, summer '92
>>130915275This is her on the night i was conceived I've been told
>>130915386mmm pusy and buthole
ROCK AND ROLL SPEED PATROL
>>130915386What does that have to do with music though?
you are all just so gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpk-W378JaE
>>130915564>listens to satanic music about murder and cannibalism>mild jokes about sex are offensive You know where the door is jeff
>>130914297Great post
baby I'm a speedfreak
>>130915564*enters thread*Huh, alright then*does a quick 180 and leaves*
motörhead is retard music
>>130911235He's still never gonna recapture the debut, but I think I'm having more fun with this than Warlocks Grim & Withered Hags. I remember that one having like one of my favourite recent riffs and then absolutely fuck all else of note.
>>130915755retard chad music, correct
>>130914897>MasqueradingThat's the only true form of metal thoughbeit
the not metal poster who also shits on "boomer" bands (it's obvious it's all you) always knows what band is being posted by even a short lyrics snippet so he's either a knowledgeable troll or he just google searches everything then shits on itthe former would be based, the latter? pathetic
>>130915564Post cats or GTFO
>>130911235These guys are fucking great, love this album!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkWo4Y22Fnk>>130915844Since that cunt didn't, I stepped in to correct that.
>>130915857me farting into the trumpet
>>130915844lol
>>130915870Funny for a minute or two. I raise you pic related
covers better than the original?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFgQShNnck4
>>130916035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6_2BvQP2_M
when the cover is kino
then you listen to the music
>>130916091She’s still young, she’s going to get fatter and fatter
>>130916035https://youtu.be/J13EUQT7vQk?si=oqd8LMitT51LroDnWe going fag for fag on this one
>>130916035https://youtu.be/Jj7pDNDuoJ0?si=WR8mBlk2jqgD82US
>>130916214anal cunt was a bunch of chud degenerate cocksuckers, wish they all died
>>130916348But they made THE album representing modern progressives:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgCiW56Srd8
>(You) Responded to the Wrong Post Because You're Too Busy Gawking at Gay Porn in Another TabFellas, what did Seth mean by this?
speed metal recs for explosive gym sets? you know what im talking about, that fast shit not that slow shit
CITY AND HARBOR DEMOLISHEDTHE HERDSACCURSED
>>130916588Mean machine - Rock n roll up your ass
>>130911235Just found out they're making a Voivod game. The game looks like shit but Voivod still rips.
>>130916749KORGUL the beloved tomboyish space vampire?
>>130916749meme band
>>130913479Because they enjoy it and aren't obsessed with the taste of minors rofl wtf are u talking about u PDF ur obsessed with the opinion of underaged children, an age group you don't belong to anymore
>>130916266HEIL
>>130914691still Varg
>>130914691Azagthothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZAQ7P-tUew
What album best encapsulates this image?
>>130917290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Mifbry6-0
>>130917288i just checked his latest video and he replied to someone who asked about mike browning with this:>That is sad but honestly everyone dies. It's just a matter of when.>Mike was a cool dude, we did things together in the old days.>In our rat house near the dog track in Sulfur Springs Tampa, we strangled cats together.>Good Times !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>130917264Louis is the court jester
>>130917288>>130917334Trey is a genius.
You're all retarded and that's a good thing.
I just roke up
>>130917334>rat house>dog track>cats
Urfaust are so mid, I don’t get the hype
>>130917463For real though, the metalheads in here are smart and don't have nearly as much autism as other boards. Not obsessive or easily butthurt
>>130917288He is very /metal/coded.
>>130911902I'm heterosexual, so it doesn't really interest me.
Best devourment release?
>>130917290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
>Hysteria>When you're near
>>130911902Very metal-coded
>>130911235>>130917781Impaled
I do have extreme prejudice towards anyone who listens to Myrkur.
>>130918546Well duh, women cannot make metal. A woman could record a 1:1 cover album of Altars of Madness and it would at its core be NM (Not Metal).
can't fucking sleephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklSZmIx9-o
>>130918621Try listening to more loud metal music, that's how we sleep here https://youtu.be/y1ZQlbk1E_g
>>130918762Wrong link https://youtu.be/b6z37wJq2_4
eh, fuck it, LET'S GO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oavbx-PzBN0
>>130918621>>130918762you're telling me you're allowed to listen to music other than metal
>>130918856All music is metal-adjacent if you know how to do the math.
Highway to Heaven (AC/DC Cover)
Album of the year just droppedMaquachudls wonhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_ldeyu4Gh1HRKpkBMHLKDgYAyTdSYKS1Mg
Some of the best RIFFS of the year https://youtu.be/QOiSxH41V_E
>>130919300looks schizo
>>130917288Did anyone save the video of him smoking meth threatening to kill himself?
Metal for the MLB all-star game?https://youtu.be/0aquCMq6WUk
How about those dodgers
>>130919529#1https://youtu.be/B6UnGbSAB5I
>>130919565Meant for >>130919537 mb
Anon's Demo
>>130916120One can only hope.
I saw a guy wearing a dawn of the black hearts shirts IRL today
>>130917589>(literally the coolest thing ever)
>>130911222Do you consider Black Sabbath doom metal? No doubt they were very unique and influential to doom/stoner/sludge, but I always feel like it's too reductive/disservice to both doom metal and Black Sabbath. Black Sabbath is very versatile and influential outside of doom, ranging from nwobhm to thrash to black to even other nonmetal genres like grunge punk and maybe even a bit of goth. Also doom metal has evolved a lot that it's more than just a sabbath larp.
>>130916086>>130916091name?
>>130919940They had some very good doom metal songs, but they weren't a doom metal band. There was no such thing yet, they were just doing the odd slow extra-heavy one and then the brackets around that appeared later
>>130917781Mike's release from prison or from the mangled cage of his discarded life, whichever comes first. Or 1.3.8. I dunno
Varg Vikernes, the spiritual father of /metal/
>>130911235Just awesome!
>>130920341Even Adolf Hitler is better than that cowardly chud
>>130919321Still got it on me, I love how he's more perplexed about how most of his fans are democrats than anything else to be honest, kekhttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1gidRDaPEeHlA92mykQ715h3bLMWgol7G
>>130920393It's nice to know this general can deliver some gold now and again
>be 40>look 65 because massive substance abuse>go to local nu-metal disco night>get cunted and try to start pit with terrified nonbinary teenagers who just want to take pictures of each other in their new battle jackets>get kicked out>spend next day having flashbacks of yourself unironically headbanging from the spine up like Jonathan Davis in 1995 while people stand at a safe distance whispering to each other and looking uncomfortable>hate yourself on every level >google 'metal nights this weekend'
>>130920483Not a good look for metalheads
>>130919940They were proto-metal like Budgie
>>130920341I’m a chud but I think 90% of black metal is extremely mid
I don’t think it deserves the hate
>>130920615Isn't that one guy a Nazi? Deserves all the hate
>>130920672I’m talking about this specific album
>talking to girl>she says she’s a “huge metalhead”>turns around phone and shows me picrelNuke the whole generation
>>130920494it's not fair man, we looked after our oldfags. When creepy old Black Metal Mark came in we bought him a pint and sat him away from the girls and he was sound. Where's my pint? When do I get to rest?
>>130920615>Reinventing the Steel>Sounds just like every other Pantera albumWhat did they mean by this?
>>130919006Hell yeah. Gonna blast this shit tomorrow when I get a chance. That split with Ifernach they did last year left me wanting more.
Straight Outta Mexica
What is the logical conclusion of cavernshit?
>>130920696Colleague of mine who clearly wants to fuck me asked one day what music I like, I reply "metal", she asks if I like Sleep Token
>>130920969Me and my buddy tried listening to one of their albums for a laugh and we couldn’t get through 2 songs
>>130920969>>130920696>Friend's cousin likes metal>Ask if she's heard the new Lamp of Murmuur album>She says she prefers more "medolic" black metal...>Like Leviathan What did she mean by this
>>130921006I'd say that means she is into very hardcore dissoshit....
>>130921006>play 5 seconds>vocals sound like a girl vomitingI’m good bro
>>130920963
Panopticon
>>130919006Come on, Vámonos!
>>130913843You should be more worried about listen to the who
https://voca.ro/1fLPqoDFZlih
>>130921522https://voca.ro/1f82DCFyLEMU
>>130921536https://voca.ro/1cumtoJ5s5Y7
>>130921547https://voca.ro/1cPxgVply6uL
>>130911235Holy shit.
>>130921606Anon you can just get an adblocker for free
>>130921620On phone
>rizz a "metalhead" chick>she likes Ghost and Sleep TokenSorry that won't cut it. I can only fuck a landwhale into Anaphylactic Excrutiation or Pulverize the Unborn, or at least listens to Wülfzodomy 88.
>>130921638Prefer models sorry
>>130921637Oh ya in that case pay for it
>>130921638You will unironically save yourself a lot of headache by avoiding the ghost and sleep token girls, the ones I’ve dated are fuckin off their rocker
>>130921646Yeah, I bet you do.
>>130921637Install newpipe like everyone else
>>130921660The only new pipe I need is one for my methamphetamine/fentanyl legally obtained
>>130921677No wonder you pay for ad free jewtube, lel
>>130919300Based, their last release was excellent. Shall blast
>>130921681Different guy, schizo
>>130921618Why do warlock corpse progressively turn into old eisregen?
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130921770Correct.
Friendly reminder we hate dogs and Serbs here, and adore cats.
Cliquespam
>>130911235Been in the mood for Nip bdm/slam lately.
Anal Cunt - Anyone Who Likes the Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
Anal Cunt - Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
Anal Cunt - Metalheads Aren't The Brightest Bunch
Anal Cunt - Your Mom Killed Herself Because You're A Faggot
>>130921770Indisputably true.
>>130921770Not a good look
Why don’t you just go out tonight to a live show instead of wasting your life online? I have a jazz jam I can go to, and people talk to me there about music and art.
>>130921932Holy shit your right
>>130921932Why don't you get a job? It's wednesday morning.
>>130922003I work tomorrow at 8:00 am. You can’t stay up until past your bedtime of 7 pm?
>noooo don't stay at home and spend time with your family you have to go out on a weeknight to socialize because...m. because you just do OK?!?!?
>>130922028Nope, I need my beauty sleep when doing gains. Or I'd need to switch it around, have a little nap and lift some Jazz faggots instead. That might work.
>>130922051Nooo don't stay here and lurk at home when you have a family mate you are in your 40s grow up already
>>130922091Check this one outhttps://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lil+ugly+mane+loser+alert
nigga posted the youtube search link
>>130922109I'm phone posting on the couch you dumb bitch
Jazz is good. https://youtu.be/7EBCbs16td0
>>130922115>lil ugly maneI don't speak dindu
>>130922091You’re probably a DYEL or some LARPer from /cbt/. No one postures this much about lifting online.
>>130922130Fucking cringe
>>130922131An incredible Opposite Lanes remix ugly did at some point. Or it's another version that was going to be on OA. Who knows, it's new ugly so whatever, enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPb8w-Vc56w
>>130922130holy entry level retard lmao
>>130922174>t. tastelet
>>130922217Another tastelet. Many such cases in the shitheap!
>esl thinks entry level implies badgo back to school, ranjesh
>>130922162>that muchIf a one off banter against "does babby needs sleep" is an insufferable amount you probably should start lifting, bro. It's alrdy rent free in your head.
>>130922238>ranjeshNot a real name. Go back to school.
>>130922305I did lift until I got bored of it. My diddly was 192.5 kg. Probably could go higher. I just do cardio, hiking, and eat healthy. BBing is unsustainable for most people, especially those who spend a lot of their time doing something creative like music, writing, or visual arts, on top of work. Here’s my poem. I’d rather be kinda fat than waste more of my life with a barbell.
>>130922325Weird jazz nerd metalheads are like this
>>130922127I'm a dude and absolute non-sequitur. Grim
Any intelligent man in
>>130922360Watchu wanna know, son?
>>130922375Is it true that the King of the British Empire only visits very safe areas out of fear that an American Sniper would kill him just for the metalhead points
>>130922325Ye, there isn't enough time in a day. But going to a jazzclub on a weekday would probably be the first thing I'd cut.
>>130922395Why are you replying to yourself
Going to a "jazzclub" what are you Al fuckin Capone, get the fuck outta here ya jackass
Damn just got a 10+ killstreak metal for this feel
What kind of metal do American snipers listen to
>>130922405Because I'm you
>>130922454No you're not, you're an imposter
>>130911235>me cooking the vegan borscht for the Jazz jam meetup
If you don't type with a period at the end of your sentences you're not a true metalhead. Like so.>>130922469Nazi sloppa.
Just a messy excuse for. swastika
Prefer my metal with just a dollop of dissonance personally. A bit of a traditionalist
>>130922474>If you don't type with a period at the end of your sentences you're not a true metalhead.Enforcing the bare minimum as typical of the shitheap. If you're not using proper spelling, grammar, syntax, and punctuation, you can just get the fuck out.
them niggas pressed over a lil ass dot lol
>>130922493You type like a subhuman. Not metal.
Heil Hetfield
>>130922497shut yo ho ass up fore i get active with this heavy metal
Y'all niggas b lissen 2 sum hoe shit smdhh
If you're not willing to put a cap in your own head for the eternal defence of the true metal like Dead did you can just FOAD
>>130922532Correct.
>>130922576>>130922576>>130922576NEW
>>130922503HEIL
>>130911222metal furry algo
