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>>131110345
so, why the fuck do zoomies worship bolt thrower? I really don't get it.Is it the cool album covers? it's gotta be right?
>>131110384I don't keep tabs on retards nor do I care what their current fixation is
Grindcore reigns supreme.
>>131110420Correct.
https://voca.ro/1mE2zBdIYuNJ
>>131110443>perdition templegarbage>acid witchgarbage
How much of song can be powerchords until stops being metal? 100%? Less?
>>1311104705%>>131110452Correct>>131110420On planet retard, correct.>>131110359Not metal, take it to >>>/lgbt/
The following genres are not welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Black Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Drone Doom Metal, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131110345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80CoZKym2J4
Cop or not
>>131110559benis
>>131110559That'll go hard at your local gay bar
Ehnahrebros...
what does it say about me if the only thrash metal band i can stand is Sepultura?
>>131110705that you're a tourist
>>131110524>5%Can you list the max percentage of every technique?
>>131110705Sepultura? Thrash isn’t the first word that comes to mind for me. “Beneath the remains” is there only pure thrash record. To be they started off as first wave black metal, and than they did schizophrenia which is more death/thrash, arise and everything after it is proto nu metal. Shit sounds like Pantera.
>>131110709i've never left my town
>>131110770Correct
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131110736>arise>proto nu-metalRetard
>>131111094When was the last time you spun it? That album is homeboy as fuck wigger metal. It’s not dogshit, it’s got a few good songs but like come on. It’s got that groovy bouncy shit. Slipknot would NEVER have happened without 90s Sepultura.
>>131111111
>>131111094Honestly I think it’s very difficult to say who had a bigger hand in the creation of wigger metal. Both Sepultura and pantera obviously played huge roles, every by metal band sighted them as influences, I think it was also shit like prong as well, White Zombie, those types of bands. Groove metal was Nu metal without the turntables. Also for fashion Slayer gotta take some blame, around south of heaven they started wearing jerseys and shorts on stage:
NEW YORK BRUTAL DEATH METAL REIGNS SUPREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKgLAFgfO4s
>>131111114You're thinking of Chaos A.D.
>>131111194Nu metal was a MTV (Miscegenation Television) plot.
>>131111213>>131111244Yeah no shit church. Im an early 80s baby. I grew up with all that shit. MTV always artificially curated culture. Nu metal kinda come out of nowhere. And it was just the thing.
>>131111201Internal Bleeding
What genre is System of a Down?
>>131111335Dissoshit
>>131111335Faux metal
>>131111335Alternate rock with metal influences. Good band. Them and Deftones were the only Nu metal I could tolerate back in the day. 1998 was a weird time.
>>131111335Reddit metal
>>131111335Alternative
Jute Gyte won
hector lost
>>131111530Incorrect, the hectorian spirit lives on.
Greasy hair? Check.Alcoholic vermin? Check.Hearing damage? Check.Spastic "mosher"? Check.Low IQ? Big Check.
>>131112050all based and metal
>>131112132Correct, all metalcucks have low IQ.
Napalm Death
How severe is your tinnitus /metal/?
Best Bathory album?
>>131112400I like Blood Fire Death then Black Mark the most.But that's mostly because I do not enjoy Viking era Bathory. Anything after BFD makes me bored.
>>131112400Blood Fire Death is one of the greatest musical works.
>>131112180Please stop LARPing as Hecky Also I like how he used to post all these pics of ppl he only knows anything about form wikipedia>>131112227the greatest band of all time>>131112400the first one >>131112421>>131112446incorrect
>>131112870Low IQ concertcuck mongrel detected.
>>131112965How many other impressions can you do
Why have I been a caverncore, OSDM redditor for over a decade when goregrind is so fucking sick?
>>131112870>incorrectYour opinion on black metal, and metal as a whole, is irrelevant. You claiming something is bad really just enforces it as good.
>>131113051cuz you're retarded
>>131113064Didn't you type this last time
black metal as a whole is irrelevant
>>131113073You, more than anyone here, need to take those meds.
>>131113148Yeah but you typed essentially the same thing the last time lass I'm convinced some of you guys have dementia
>>131113064Correct.
>>131112227LGBTQcore
Can someone explain why Napalm Death are hated here?
>>131113261homophobia
>>131113261their political stance make my aryan clitty leak or algo
>>131110384have you ever listened to Bolt Thrower? How can one not worship them?
>>131113261not metal + judeo-bolchevik shit
>>131113261They sold out with Harmony Corruption.
Does right-wing grindcore exist?
>>131113587>I need my degenerate revelry in raping rotting babies to be based and redpilled
Listening to Carcass.
>>131113503ironically it's cool among zoomers now to hate on Bolt Thrower for some reason>>131110537kill yourself
>>131111257>Im a babyyeah we can tell; lurk more, poseur
Vikernes, Varg
>>131113934he's your problem now bros.
Tourists need to listen to essential albums first before posting.
>>131113905Shalom
>>131113261Grindrcore is not metal.>>131113956The classics are mocked here.
HE BLED THE BLACKEST BLOODFOR HE WAS ALREADYDECEASED
>>131113952people say they move on from this place but never do
>>131114160>Grindrcore is not metal.Correct.
>2026>still talking about Napalm Death and Metallicastupid tourists
>>131114184Correct. We prefer death metal such as Repulsion, Terrorizer and Brutal Truth.
whoever this band is my dick is hard
what an awful place to discuss music. no wonder it's dead.
reminder that tourists listen to /shreddit/ garbage like dso, gorguts, and blut aus nord because they think it makes them look intelligent instead of blasting slayer like a true metallian. when these tourists get tired of skimming RYM lists for dissodetritus they all go back to listening to shoegaze and post-hardcore.
>>131114226it's dead because this shit isn't music
>>131114243tourist cucks love shitting on the classics to look KVLT whilst deep down they know that classics are classics for a reason.Blood Fire Death and The Somberlain or Storm of the Lights Bane still reign supreme and they just came to my mind on a whim
Perma online losers think it's a badge of honor to listen to schizo bands that no one likes. That's why Internet convos about music are often unproductive and unfulfilling. You're talking to people on zoloft that barely leave the house and they're positing themselves as experts.
>>131114260music is for NPCs. metal is for men who exist out of time, like Nietzsche and Hitler.
>>131114293Neither of them listened to metal. Hitler loved Wagner. You're an idiot.
>>131113209holy fuck it's real lmao
>>131114314Wagner was the first metal musician
>>131114286Perfectly describes Kvetchy
>>131114314Wagner + Hitler = Metal
what would hitler think about dsbm
>>131114319I've never seen such a big Trouble fan
go watch your anime and play games loser
>>131114226Correct.
>>131114260Also correct
Where's the lie?
Entombed - Left Hand Path
>>131114605Is this the same fag who made the "how metal upholds white supremacy video"?
DsO, Ad Nauseam, and Jute Gyte just to name a few
>>131114688Checked.Yes.
>>131110345>>131110345https://youtu.be/rdQyYsl_rDs
>>131115023Not metal
>>131115050https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/King_Gizzard_%26_the_Lizard_Wizard/3540457093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Fhyn76Njo
>>131115098Infest the Rats Nest is unironically a bangerMost important thrash album since Kill 'Em All
>Infest the Rats Nest is unironically a banger>Most important thrash album since Kill 'Em All
>>131115200Good post
Some of you guys belong on reddit
>>131114605kek
Eaten by Rats
Warhammer 40k metal.
>>131115763Not metal
>>131113503I like there first two albums a good bit. Good demo too. I just think there are way better bands from that era. Like I’d take dismember,pestilence, morbid Angel, Asphyx, suffocation, grave, Convulse, I’d rather listen to any of those. There shit is just way better. Plus Bolt throwers image and aesthetic isn’t death metal.
>>131115098You posted a techno track nigga
Releasing my Israeli NSBM band’s demo soon
>>131116101>>/trad/
Black Magick SSloppa
Your average diapershitter songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1GQP_paQBk
>Metal phallous seeds of death>That is not won else cannot be lost>Precious burden seeds of death>Sown to earth brings the holocaust>Prepare to die
>>131116103They really couldn't figure out a better way of designing this artwork lmao
>>131116330Which part of it is funny to you?
>>131116174>>>/lgbt/
>>131116330it’s a tape insert zoomer
>>131116433>>131116480It's like the guy started drawing the text and then he realized he needed to use another line for the word VIOLENCE to fit so instead of starting over he just used a hyphen
I just roke up
>>131116517I would just goVIOLENCEand make the both lines even
>>131115224Most of you belong in a dumpster
No album from the 80's is as brutal as this.
>>131116538>refuses to elaborate
>>131116538
>>131116546that's based
>>131116533Rodents are known to hang around dumpsters
>>131116560Not sure what this has to do with metal
>>131116533
>>131116538The answer is picrel btw
>>131115154>Kill 'Em Allnot thrash
>>131116590>censored coveryou sir are a coward and a weasel
>>131116639ok retard
>>131116666>okdamn right
>>131116662Watch it get deleted retard
>>131116639>Genre: Thrash Metal (early)>Kill 'Em All Full-length 1983
sup /trad/ how we doing today? blast any good 80s classics?
>>131116676This
>>131116517VIO-LENCEwas always written this way (except once later). Check the albums.
>>131116631Based h8000 enjoyer
>>131116590
>>131116744Whitesnake - 1987
>>131116830That exact nigga made the heaviest album of the 80s, deal with it
>>131116886with which band?
>>131116677I bet you think a band being on the crapcyclopaedia metalldum means it MUST be metal
>>131116823hell yeah. not vegan or straight edge tho
I'm sXe, but don't really care for any H8000 bands
>>131116971>I have shit taste but I also have shit tasteno need to be redundant
>>131116985Not tasting shit doesn't make your taste shit, lass
>>131116931Generally yes
>not ONLY is my taste redundantly shit, I am *also* retarded!
Is writing lyrics that are basically fedposts trve?
>>131116994figures, faggot
>>131117019schizophrenic fingers typed this post
>>131116676
When did you realize they were a Top 10 modern black metal band?
>>131117169Top 10 shittiest? As soon as I heard them
>>131117185bodied that NSissy freak
Why does xe stalk /metal/ just to say “that sucks!” About things xe has never listened to?
>>131117169That sucks!
>>131117257Correct.
>>131117029Naive faggot.
>>131117270meds
>>131117029You can go to jail for Sieg Heiling in Germany and you don’t think this will get you jailed? I find it amusing but they’re playing with fire
>>131117357>false equivalencek
>>131117357Sounds based. Too bad about the music
>>131117169After hearing their first song on their first album. Really raised the bar on what great metal is for me in my opinion.
>>131110345Who does this guy think he is making every album 70+ minutes long
>>131117600This shit is genuinely unendurable
>>131117655how so?
>>131117600You must be a zoomer. You will scroll through hours or tiktok but god forbid you listened to an album longer than 35 minutes
>>131117292saint vitus sound like stale ass but for some reason i can't get enough
>>131117674Dull riffing and an overly thin sounding mix coupled with retarded ambient breaks for more than an hour
>>131117675I'm 34. It's not the length as much as, like a lot atmoshit, it's a bunch of riffs randomly stitched together interspersed with non-metal ambient parts and the songs never really go anywhere or build to anything. What >>131117716 said.
>>131117600This is genuinely my comfort album, do not be disrespectful
>>131117740Retard
>>131117169>hitlerslop
>>131117777kek
Atmoblack is an inherently tourist genre
>>131110345Feeling good!
>>131117785Correct. It has a few rare gems though
>>131117803based fellow Summoning enjoyer and virgin
>>131117803>>131117817HEIL
>>131117805That's usually the case with tourist oriented subgenres
My comfort album.
>>131117716>>131117740that riff on the clockhand's groaning circles is sick though, don't lie
>>131117844
>>131117817H-how'd you know...
>>131117844Damn your life must be shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C61x6CrJPU0
>>131117888Do diapershitters seriously get offended even by Slayer?
Avenged Sevenfold is a metal band
>>131117932in fantasy land
>>131117932Nowadays, not really
>>131117860You seem the type
Tool makes most Progressive Metal redundant.
>>131117932Life is but a dream is their best album
>>131118009All prog metal is redundant
>>131118050And the basis of that redundancy is?
>>131118062redundantly gay
>>131116948>>131116971>>131116823Been Vegan and Straight Edge for thirty years. Earth crisis was my gateway. I was a death metal kid, and was too young for the OG youth crew stuff when it was happening. Being from upstate New York, it just clicked. I honestly miss the metallic hardcore scene from back then. I only listen to metal now.
>Been Vegan and Straight Edge for thirty years
>>131118099You'd enjoy metal more if you had a beer along side.
name the band
>being soberNot Metal.
>>131118189Jute Gyte
>>131118189The Oh Pees
>post-nut clarity hits>fleeting thought that I don't actually like metal>the moment passeslegitimately terrifying
>>131118189Judas Priest obv
Thank you shreddit
Tool, Dream Theater, Opeth, Meshuggah, and Mastodon. Name a better top 5. (Protip: you can't. )
>>131117932Yep.
>>131118507Big 5 of Trash
>>131117600well thanks to little whining fags like you his latest album is a) his shortest ever, b) the one that took the longest, c) the least interesting, most normal shit he's done
>>131118099no one asked, no one cares
>>131118549What do you think her top five Slayer songs are?
>>131118128Kek
>>131118627>1. Rain in Blood>2. Angels of Death>3. Enter Sandmanshe can't name any others
Vegan metal
>>131110537Correct.
My issue with Justin Horval is very simple. He has such basic taste. Its like he stopped listeing to metal when he was 13 or something. I know a lot of guys like this (mostly Pantera fans, or fagtallica, slop like that, maybe Nu Metal if they are really into men) but like, for a guy with a massive collection, a guy who co-owns the largest metal distro in human history, you'd think this guy would have more interesting taste? i just don't get it.
Damn, jewish metal is pretty sick
More like @justinnorwood8491 lol.
Varg is gay and has AIDS. Spread the word.
>>131118824He's a retard and that's the entire charm of his videos.
>>131118998Not that other dude, but like, you lowkey gotta a point. Something about him is quaint. He reminds me of the types of dudes I used to hangout with in college. Like the beer drinking meatheads who love every Cannibal record. He's like them but with a bit of columbine generation angst.Part of the fun of the dead by dawg channel is that, it's like a hangout vibe. I think Justin knows that.
>>131118824I found pic related thanks to him
>but like, you lowkey
>>131119075Yeah the dawg is a throwback to a very specific type of metalhead. He's almost a relic. Most of the shit he says shouldn't be taken too seriously. But he does know his shit and running hells with his brothers is commendable.
Still haven't given the most recent Mayhem album a listen.
>>131119109I haven't listened to any Mayhem album after DMDS. What am I missing out on?
>>131119113Chimera
>>131119155Mega based. Salut.
>>131119094I literally look like this
>>131119258My condolences.
>>131119324Right back at ya, boomboom
Satanic Warmaster - The Chant of the Barbarian Wolves
>>131119373That little Dungeon Synth into is the peak of the genre.
>>131110345This nigga Al Jourgs sounds like Baldi's Basics https://youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA
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Metal albums to cure christbrain?
>>131119436Kreator - Enemy of God
>>131118993See you in civil court for defamation
>>131110345so awesome
>>131119105On God! (or On Satan in this case) Justin Horval has a really fun way of speaking, talking about music too, like you said, it's a lot of meathead gymbro type shit, but with a bit of the tism thrown in.I think Hells Headbangers is the best metal retail place out there. I spend no less than a quarter of my monthly income there.
Kaevum - Kultur [2027 Remaster]
>>131119493How much is he paying you
What are the broccoliheads listening to these days?
>>131119502If it was so good why does it need a remaster?
>>131119514Maybe they'll become j-dawg drones
>>131119514Knocked Loose
>>131119516To be doubleplusgood!
>>131119514probably something interesting and inventive that you all pretend to hate but love too
Body Count - Body Count (2027 Remassa)
>>131119514I'm an older zoomer (born in 1998) I have a younger brother who's in college and is also a metalhead. Him and his friends like Maggot Stomp Death metal (like Frozen Soul, 200 Stab Wounds, stuff like that) they also like some brutal shit (like Stabbing, Rabid, Bodybox stuff like that)Also lol at all the out of the loop, 36 year old boomers on here.>>131119094 who think this haircut is still in style. All the kids are rocking Edgars now, this broccali shit is like three years old. Millenials are so out of the loop it's wild.
>>131119502based
Metal is hella cool no cap
>>131119640Homosexual weirdo.
Mental illness
how about that cryptopsy eh
>>131110345Really recommend the Seeds in Barren Fields for atmoshit fans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woixo33p9PU
>>13111970930 years old now eh.
>>131119668straight, white, and married to a tastefully thick latina. A non-racist bitch like you could never.
>>131119709freaky ahhh album type shit
>>131119725Who says I'm not racist? I just don't go around wearing the shirts of especially shitty NSBM bands.
>>131119709I have a friend that is mostly into metalcore/deathcore, he's a great musician though but he'd never heard this. I showed him Phobophile and he essentially nutted on my floor, his main takeaway from it was the drumming though.
Why do they always pretend to be married lmao
>>131119746I nut on the floor all the goddamned time, doesn't mean I'm losing my mind over smth.
>>131119742Kaevum aren't shitty, and no ones gives a fuck about your brand of ''caste system'' racism you dumb south american/south asian (pajeet)Only white peoples opinions matter on NSBM. Kaevum are good and you're a COON
Euronymous died like a bitch. Varg is innocent of all changes.
>>131119764Is this how you talk to your tastefully thick Latina wife who is absolutely a real person
>>131119764Post hand bitch.
>>131119766Finally, a good fucking post>>131119776no, but I speak online like this against moron brownoids like you.
>>131110345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZK3lMqLGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZK3lMqLGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZK3lMqLGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZK3lMqLGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZK3lMqLGg
>>131119789Yeah but your fake wife is also a moron brownoid so why not talk that way to her Post a pic of her ass btw and I'll accept she's real
>>131119784okay? now what did that prove other than you have a fat hand? fat cunt
>>131119812kek what's that retarded tattoo supposed to be?
>>131119723Crazy to hear this, when I think of music 30 years ago I think of shit like Nirvana and forget stuff like grind and death existed back then. I think some of the early Converge and Dillinger stuff are 30 now too.
Tattoos are for morons
>>131119799she's not a moron brownoid, she's my wife. There's a difference between brown people like her and brown people like (You) that deserve ridicule.>>131119822Why are you even in a metal thread if you can't recognise basic nordic runes?
I think it's funny as fuck that these two are from the same town, went to the same high school, and are only a year apart, yet are about as different as two niggas can possibly be. Besides them both having youtube channels geg
>>131119839>>131119839>>131119839
>>131119746I had a similar reaction, nutting and all. I play bass and the bass on None So Vile is otherworldly. Drums also caught my ear as well
>>131119837Hey man I think that guy asked for a picture of butt cheeks not an explanation of why tanning your right hand and jerking off with it is still tradbased
>>131119822Sleep Token logo. How new are you?
If this thread proves one thing, it's this. "NO ONE hates metal more than metalheads"
