Forgotten Bathory edition.Old: >>131171405FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131183132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfmHTZifXXk
>>131183146Best Spammer of the thread
>>131183132Is that Radiohead?
Holy fucking BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2US43ESnW4
>>131183132Best Maiden album so far. Can't wait to listen to the rest.
>>131183132
>>131183132Love their first albumThis one is alright but it's been awhileDrummer is a beast overall
>posting fried chicken in a metal threadwhat are you doing with your life?
>>131183385Look man I'm sorryif I knew you guys would get so worked up over hot chicken I would've got some for the thread too
>>131183132Happy 20th
>>131183362Not metal
>>131183654I don't really like Gulch but there isn't a single guy who consistently posts the phrase "not metal" who isn't a dorkThis has yet to be disproven
>>131183465Correct.
>>131183669You have to prove they are "dorks"; the burden is yours, fatso.
>>131183669Have a problem with it? Don't post non-metal in the metal thread. Problem solved.
>>131183696>You have yet to prove they are "dorks"Well now why would I need to do that when they do it for me?
>>131183146SPBP
>>131183669the dorks are the p*nk losers glomming on to our shit as usual
>>131183734ThisWhen a metalfag starts posting metal in the punk general feel free to inform them that it's "not punk"
>>131183726(spam post bait post)
Bout to hang out with the bestie and blast some bdm & deathcore while we slug back some brewskies hbu fags?
>>131183314Weakest one from their classic run, the back half is saved by To Tame a Land
>>131183719Concession accepted.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>131183713You want me to do WHAT?I don't think that's going to be possible lass. The doctors told me I have to post non-metal in the metal general (and by not metal they meant crossover genres that are needlessly controversial)>>131183734>>131183760I'm sorry little ones but this general was promised to us>>131183798Hmu when you need me to prove that birds fly and that touching dogs makes your hands feel weird and gross afterwards
>>131183806Confirmed false by Snopes
>>131183825I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
>>131183806>Searching for posts that contain ‘Varg is gay and has AIDS’. 670 results found.
Well?
>>131183907Who cares
>>131183907Imagine comparing those millennial bands to Metallica LOL
>>131183937I hope when I die my cock n balls are the last thing to rot.
>>131183795If that's their weakest then their next albums must be amazing.
>>131183907Metal Hammer hasn't been a Metal magazine since the mid-90s.
>>131183946that's something only the hungarian loser would say or think about
>>131183124>christianity is fake, thus I will spend my entire life, energy and career seething about it.what did metalheads mean by this?
>>131183907We have Sleep Token
>>131183969It's meant to filter Christfags and something hardcore probably should've thought of stealingNow people on here recommend me Christcore and think I'm obligated to listen to it
>>131183996its retarded bro. lmao.
>>131183969You seem bothered
>>131183969Fuck off christcuck
>>131183969It's safe edgy
>>131184009Not really. Christianity is for the second most retarded people on the planet and you're no longer allowed to be honest about this because the wokies have decided it's "reddit atheism." That metal is a space where you can attack it and not immediately have retards jump down your throat about it is probably the best thing about the genre.To put it succinctly: we hate Jewsus here, even me. Now witness the merits of anti-Christianity:https://youtube.com/watch?v=NNZwbnQ9rc0
We praise Christ and love Christian metal here.
>>131184032convenient lack of rebuttal>>131184046convenient lack of rebuttal>>131184064convenient lack of rebuttal>>131184076congratulations, elite secret society pedophiles hate christianity and christians and you’re helping them in their war against the masses while believing you’re rebelling against authority. LMAO
>>131183969>christianity is fakeThe trve stance is that it is real but you are choosing to defy God and join with Satan. Now that's metal.
>>131184111Correct.
what a surprise, kvcky the gay jew has a problem with christianity.
please consult the chart.
>>131184135Lmao christians love raping kids anon
>>131184135>Elite secret society pedophiles also hate Christianity No they don't lol. They hate *Christians* because they're stupid, and this is an involuntary reaction common to anyone who has ever had the displeasure of engaging with the Christian apologist (the most arrogant-yet-mediocre of any religious bunch). They love *Christianity*, that is the widespread practice of the religion itself, insofar as it creates a servile mass who are content to sit on their hands and wait for death to be promised an escape from the ills of the world instead of trying to challenge the power that allows them to continue. You Christfags have been conned into your own complacency, and you'll continue to live under the authority that you bitch about.
>>131184180bizarre mix of good albums and shit albums
>>131184183a catholic priest has a lower chance to molest a child than the general population. imagine claiming you’re against authority but fall for gay corporate media psyops.
Immune to Psyops \\m//
>>131184202the servile masses believe whatever the powers of the day tell them to and it isn’t christianity in 2026 retard
>>131184202the 2000s called, they want their basic bitch reddit athiest talking points back
>>131184111HEIL BBC (Based, Blessed and Christpilled)
>>131184180Pretty good but safe taste >>131184203Which are the shit albums?
>>131184238>Implying religion isn't an institutional power in AmericaAnd I'm the retard? Lmao. I guess the Republican party played to the base it did for no reason at all!>>131184240And this is exactly what I was talking about. Christfags have been given a new out with the "reddit atheism is le cringe" bullshit. This isn't even a point, nor anything resembling one, but the retarded faggot who typed it is surely pleased with himself for having vomited it out. I wish the imaginary oppression Christfags bitch about really did exist and I could only hope for it to reach holocaust-levels.
>christfag tourists kvetching in /meal/New lows every day
>>131184266the albums made after 1994
>>131184284Have you been to a major city in the last twenty years you fucking fat boomer? Organized religion has almost no cultural soft power in 2026. Yes, you are a fat retard.
>>131184291Is that a bootleg
>>131184291its ok anon, i still love you even though your dad went to the liquor store and never came back when you were 6
>>131184205Wasn't specifically talking about Catholic priests. But now that you mention it the general population doesn't have a 2000 year old global institution to hide their crimes and perpetuate their abuse.
>>131184299OK unc
>>131184323Yeah it's a Reek of Death boot
>schizo lolcow kvetching over christianitycringe
>>131184300>Have you been to a major city LOL that explains it. You're a poor little faggot who's been biased by overexposure to blue America. Boo fucking hoo, retard. I live in the Bible belt and I witness the backwardness of a highly religious society every day. Let's swap places and I'm sure we'll both be much happier where we are.Also, churchgoers are generally much older boomers, who also constitute the proportionally largest voting bloc in America.
Why do I have to listen to "essential" albums first? Why can't I listen to newer stuff?
>>131184372>lolcow
>>131184284>This isn't even a pointit's a good point when you realize the people it's describing spend more time thinking about what porn they're going to jerk off to than any sort of intelligent consideration of religion. like some fat faggot amerimutt whose extent of dialogue with christian apologetics is talking to hillbillies in tennessee.
>>131184403Go listen to whatever you want nobody gives a fuck
>>131184403The newer stuff is shit. It's just a recommendation so you don't waste your time on garbage.
>>131184416First of all>ME EUROPEAN ME MAKE GOD SOUND REAL BETTERNope! You're even worse, actually.Secondly>intelligent consideration of Christianity Isn't possible through the mind of a Christian.Here's what this actually looks like:>There is no help for someone who argues with a Christian about whether God really exists, who actually demands proof of his existence and is then indignant about the arguments presented. For he is confusing faith with knowledge, applying the standards of knowledge to a profession of faith so he can celebrate a very cheap triumph by discovering in every indication of God which the Christian presents yet more proof of his “mere” belief. Instead of thinking over what faith consists in, he is content with the rather simple-minded piece of information that the recognition of a highest power has nothing to do with knowledge.
krvsty being a bad influence again
>>131184464>integrated belief system that encompasses everything badsciencecucks absolutely seething they don’t have this
I didn't know k*cky was a Christfag
not your personal blog, faggot. go have your meltdowns somewhere else.
>>131184076Aren't you jewish?
>>131184403It's recommended because it can deepen your enjoyment of the genre by exposing you to the influences of the newer bands you like and give context to how the contemporary scene emerged. You can also spot derivative garbage better. Nobody cares what you're listening to, though. Just don't expect people to take your opinions too seriously if you don't know your shit.
>>131184546I was for the lulz at one time I'm atheistic
>>131184526>I'm learning that a lot of you have trouble reading so let me explainyou're just now learning that no one reads your blogposts?
>>131184575I really don't care if I'm disturbing your playground rn little boy
>>131184202>Christian apologist (the most arrogant-yet-mediocre of any religious bunch)Show me where they claim to be God's Chosen People?
>Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real.>When we measure something we are forcing an undetermined, undefined world to assume an experimental value. We are not measuring the world, we are creating it.Niels Bohr>The smallest units of matter are not physical objects in the ordinary sense; they are forms, ideas which can be expressed unambiguously only in mathematical language.>The atoms or elementary particles themselves are not real; they form a world of potentialities or possibilities rather than one of things or facts.Werner Heisenberg>All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.>I regard consciousness as fundamental. I regard matter as derivative from consciousness.Max Planck>Consciousness cannot be accounted for in physical terms. Consciousness is absolutely fundamental.>Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe.>Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind.Erwin Schrödinger>And God said unto Moses, I Am That I Am: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I Am hath sent me unto you.Exodus 3:14>The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.Werner Heisenberg*mic drop*ATHIESTS BTFO
Clean it up janny
This is an Anti-Abrahamic General. Please take your moshiach back to the desert from where he came and leave us to discuss icy hyperborean riffs.
>>131184644we were pro satan not even 14 posts ago
>>131184613>GOD HATES US ALLSlayer
>>131183132don't mind me...
>Fuck your God.Glen Benton*mic drop*CHRISTFAGS BTFO
>>131183969Absolutely cooked them anon haha
>>131184748Glen Benton has never had sex.
did kvcky get banned
>>131184157Mortification is legit good
>>131184748yeah he really owned us singing this to 50 people in a bowling alley lmfao
have you ever noticed how no one in this thread ever talks about playing guitar, coming up with riffs, recording, amps, pedals, etc... things you would expect metalheads to talk about?
>>131184863that requires effort and creative thinking which is non-existent here.
>>131184863Who has time for that
>>131184863Let's hear you
faggots
>>131184863We only listen to cyber metal here
Buddy just left we were listening to Autopsy
>>131185086And you come running back to us? We won't play second fiddle.
>>131185136I gotta waste my time one way or another brother.
>>131185086i bet you fags kissed
Yep, it’s BMAOTY
I just fucking love galloping riffs. Please, give me recs that arent maiden or arghoslent
>>131185331Members: >Yaocuicatl Tlateotocani (Mexico)>Sudentaival (Finland)NSBM is truly a worldwide genre. Will check this out.
>>131185331>Location:>Mexico / Finland>Themes:>Antisemitism, National Socialism, Holocaust denial, War, Paganism, Honour, Hatred, Third Reich
>>131185086What album?
>>131184291It's hasn't been uncommon since /pol/ convinced repulsive losers that christcuckery is cool and "chad"
>>131185335Aura NoirAnd just happened to listen to this an hour agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmUHKNBlZkM
>>131185335Holy Terror - The Immoral Wasteland
>>131183907Other than Metallica, are those really that hard to replace?Oh no, what are we going to do without 5 Finger Death Punch.
>>131183172Shhh...she doesn't know it's spam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQoOxMxK1i4
>>131183969It’s just a metaphor for anti-authoritarianism and angst, but it’s a bit played out. I guess for Nordic bands it makes more sense since Christianity was a foreign religion that was forced upon them and erased their history.Anyway, anti-religion stuff seemed to make more sense in Punk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W3PwHdzRoQ
>>131185564>>131185593lmao
>>131185564>>131185593Based, one final addition
>>131185682Thank you sister
"galloping" riffs = diapershit
>>131185943low t. ourist
>>131185959Yeah Iron Maiden and Arghosoylent are real tourist filters
>>131185943Correct.
>>131184863Yeah no shit rerard a large majority of metalheads are listeners not performers and don’t know dick about production.
>>131185975For a tryhard poser tourist they are
>>131184863Trve metal enthusiasts do not play instruments
>>131186018Boring 5/10 band
>>131184863you have /gg/ for that
>>131186028Maybe the later stuff but the first four albums are top tier death metal.
>>131186028Sure if you're a riffless pleb
80s simultaneously the best and worst decade of metal?see so many good kinda extreme and proto-extreme stuff but alsoa lot of faggy butt-metal
>>131186065Either the 2000s or right now are the worst by far
Lascowiec
>>131186090I'm a Svetovid kinda guy.
Charlotte the Harlot
>>131186100Had her, mate.
>>131185891underrated album in their discography
>>131185564>>131185593Garbage.
>>131185392First 3. He missed out on Shitfun! Booooooo!
>>131185943scat-fetish = /lgbt/
>>131186129Always forget that Azgorh is a chud at heart
>>131186650He's one of us. I don't get why /metal/ seethes so much about Drowning the Light.
What is the Finnegans Wake of metal?
>>131187302Nine inch nails.
>>131187302Pleiades' Dust
>>131184863stay tuned for my demo
Skinny Bob Metal?
Anon’s NSBM demo
HEIL POP PUNK RIFFShttps://youtu.be/Up8cY1VXMVo?t=162
It's called Black Metal because only minorities play it these days
>>131187637>minoritiesSo, Whites; like always.
>>131187657white people are too busy working and raising kids to waste time on black metal. it's for losers with no obligations or responsibilities. doubly so for nsbm.
>>131184863Not really, no. Any other stupid questions
>>131187751Yea, why are you such a cocksucker?
>>131185852>>131185852>>131185852
Hi all, Hitler here. Just letting all of you know you are doing a bang-up job listening to NSBM! You're all spreading the word of Nazism so well! Anyways, have a good one!
>>131187860That means a lot coming from you. Thanks!
>>131187714>white people are too busy working and raising kidsBet you're glad you're not White
>>131187922of course. i get to sit on my fat brown ass and spend my welfare checks on NSBM.
>>131183132check this out
>>131187878dumb AI bullshit
>>131188057That guy is mentally ill
Favourite Dying Fetus album? For me it's gotta be Killing With Adrenaline.
*OnSorry I'm stoned.
When did you grow up and stop being a contrarian fag and realize this album is actually great?
>>131188249DUDE
>>131188388It insists upon itself
>>131188388Still haven't listened yet, waiting until the next shroom season picks up. Apparently they did a ton of psychedelics to write the riffs.
Thoughts on Bongzilla? I love them.
Wish we could turn back time
>DUDE these vocals are fire!!!Metalheads really be likehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QIyvsJaanWU
>>131183124Megadeth's first 3 albums. I didn't even like Peace Sells or So Far So Good So What. Then I started listening to the original mixes from the 80s. It's like most of the heaviness is gone in the remasters. It's no fucking wonder this band fell off a cliff in the 2000s.
>>131189146
I just saw Profanatica and there was a fat, very dark skin Hispanic guy with a black sun tattoo.
>>131188388This is some poooooossssseeerrrr ass shit brah brah
Blessed are the Riffs
>>131188388It is a good album however they're still basically a The Chasm tribute band
>>131189256Nick Fuentes?
>>131188783Great band, but why do you care what people think if it's not to challenge an idea or provide commentary?
>>131188783Garbage.
What do we hink of new kiikii?
This guy can't handle his weed.>>131189424
Is Dimmu worth seeing on this tour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD3CKYS4YLY
It's Monday, let's start day drinking.
>>131185943why are tryhard posers so insufferable
>>131189705are you working, anon?
Im the most metal because I listen at least 6 hrs a day to metal - nebula
>>131189705this but ironically. summer break whilst being in collage is hell theres nothing to do expect listen to doom metal and gutpunch your liver daily
This KILLS the dead-jew-on-a-stick worshipperhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=NIqH6rrmqh0
Sneed Schuldiner was a gay jew who died of AIDS
What's with all the anti-Semitism in this sub
>>131190837First day here?
>>131188388I like blood incantation but I wish they’d stop making shitty ambient music
Thoughts on the the new devourment EP?
I only listen to anything sung by Ozzy or James HetfieldSometimes I even listen to Mustaine and Dickinsondon't really care about the restsuck my balls
>>131190930
>>131190930Youre an Uber normie boomer doodoo head
>>131190952
>>131190952so fucking what?
>>131190909It's awesome
>>131190682krvsty, you were banned 17 hours ago and you actually made a new trip to ban-evade.don't you get enough attention in your twitter flame wars? get a life
>>131190952>Nebula noxWhy do trannies pick the most obvious names? There's some huge fat ogrish tranny I see at every metal show I bet that's exactly what you look like
>>131189480They're historical and haven't been to the US in almost 10 years. I'm going to mainly see Hulder tho
>>131191861He looks like a twinky school shooter, and has the violent tendencies to match.Also he wants to fuck trannies rather than be one (so far).
>>131191861>why yes trannies live in my head rent free >no I am not a crackpot
>>131192138Put your trip back on kukky
New Spirit Possession songhttps://youtu.be/BHYGWowzzFA
>>131191802>being this invested in tripfags while telling anyone else to get a life
>>131192202>oops forgot to add tripfags also live rent free
>>131192250>>131192269this general lives rent free in your pinko head
who the fuck is krvsty im too employed to know
skibidi toilet is metal as fuck if you think about it
>>131192407a retard to ignore, thats itlike all trips and "personalities" in this general
kvcky really had a melty over the christbait
>>131192407Some chap who got molested by his uncle and now makes it everyone's problem, but don't worry about him too much, he'll die of turbo-AIDS soon enough
>>131192456Cope.
>>131192493the obesity will get him first
I'm not quite sure what triggered his sudden outburst of pro-Christian rhetoric, but anyway
>>131192497Put it back on.
>>131192456>>131192493yeah i get it but does he have any pressence, is he a Rateyourmusic reviewer or twitter user or something like that or is he a literal nobody that just posts on /mu/
>implying rateyourmusic reviewers and twitter users are somebodies
>>131192498Hopefully, but I don't know if cum is calorie-dense enough for him to get any bigger than he currently is
>>131192537the latter
>>131192550I dont imply that rym reviewers or twitter users are worthwile people, but they have a nickname or something to point at, while 4chan is anonymous so you can't pinpoint to any certain thing that a person is known for
What's the black metal album of the year?No slopgaze, No dissoslop, No war metal please
>>131192326Not really, I’m here maybe once a year or so for a few weeks. Haven’t been a regular browser since jimmy numale posting and GBK/Arghoslent spam were the current meta.
>>131192702
>>131192703lmao
>>131192715Lol!
>>131192702Tie between Ancestral Honour and Shoax
>>131192715someone give it a clown wig already
>>131192702Pretty mediocre year for me so far, but it's a tie between Necropole and Fyrnask. Probably Fyrnask only because I expected more from Necropole based on his previous work but it's still great.
>>131192715A sub-saharan gem!
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>131192859Yes it’s gay we know.
>>131192745>>131192755>>131192830Put your trip back on
Goyeum>Country of origin: Israel>Location: Jerusalem, Jerusalem>Genre: Blackened Pop Punk>Themes: Hebrew/Jewish history, Judaism, Religious Zionism, The Old Testament
Oh man, I LOVE Kaevum!
>>131183132It's been 5 years since I've posted here.Check this out.
>>131190215you could join a hook up site and bang hot trannies
NSBM xisters they're making fun of us again
Trying to shitpost rush to 310 to make an edgy bait OP, are we?
>>131194072who are you talking to?
>>131192705based
>>131183146Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
Iron Maiden
The bible says in black and in redTo turn from sin and let Christ inLove, happiness and peace eternally,All these things can be yours - for free(Chorus)Give your life to Jesus - He'll forgive your sinsGive your life to Jesus - just let Him inGive your life to Jesus - you could do no wrongGive your life to Jesus - He will make you strongJesus said He's coming againThe day is near,Well, can't you hear the voice ofLove, happiness and peace eternally,All these things can be yours - for free(Chorus)Give your life to JesusGive your life to JesusGive your life to Jesus
>>131183132New Ripper
>>131183124wtf this is so good
>>131194375HEIL
How does one explain the modern Chilean thrash scene?
>>131194113OP, he clearly said so, can't you read
>>131192456like all trips and "personalities", period
>>131190837nazis are famous for appropriating culturally significant things, in this case metal, to propagate their disease>>131194398"there are people in Chile who like thrash"
>>131190958Lol
>>131194398what do you need fucking explained?South Americans just love extreme metal and just turns out some nations have more leaning towards one scene/genre.
>>131194375Holy shit.
>>131194438>"there are people in Chile who like thrash"Source?
Why did new Kiikii flop?
>>131194619
>>131192705>Magnificent Glorification of Minors
>>131194575yeah, Colombia for example is a great hub for death metal, Brazil's scene is extremely well documented, Chile is a thrash power-generator, and argenegros are drawn alomst exclusively to diapercore
Guys check out my new additions to the collection 1/3
>>131194818three good albums
>>131194818You already posted at least some of these because I remember Arsenal Of Glory.
>>131194818Lykathea Aflame
>>1311948182/3>>131194832yes I already posted arghoslent, nice that you keep attention
>>131194873six good albums, much better
>>1311948733/3>>131194884they are all good btw
hatewatching this to fuel my homosexual impulses further.
>>131194818Lykathea Aflame is one of those records that 2020s tourists would fucking LOVE if they ever got a sniff of it.Keep it hidden.
>Veilburner have ANOTHER album coming outCan someone tell them to calm the fuck down
>>131194910they will get big again for sure, see how random 90s tech is also blowing up like Broken Torso>>131194925no let them cook
>>131194910>Keep it hidden.That album has been shilled here and online loads already, what. What are you going to gatekeep next, The Chasm?
>>131194873>Mütiilation>Inquisition
>>131194873>>131194884though one is an ep with only one song that wouldn't be re-recorded, so you get half marks there>>131194902one good album>they are all goodno>>131194925lol this clown thinks Lykathea Aflame is obscure
>>131194950thing is, he's actually one of those 2020s tourists and he thinks he's discovered a hidden treasure that he wants to keep for himself, so he's burying the lede
>muh hidden gems>muh obscure albums
>>131194941I don't know any Broken Torso. I might have to jump on this wave>>131194950There are no fucking death metal kids jocking Elvenefrieieis in 2026. 25 years ago, kinda? But everyone just thought they were Nile but softer.
Worst blastings of the thread>>131183163>>131183332>>131183362>>131185891>>131186129>>131188007>>131193699>>131194375
>>131195009>can't even spell itok tourist
>>131195019What are you blasting? I bet it sucks even more.
>>131195025i'm blasting your mom's pussy and yea it does suck
>>131195025I'm blasting fat loads inside your mum
>>131195009>everyone just thought they were Nile but softerway to tell on yourself, tourist
>>131195032>>131195036kek
>>131195021I was caught offguard by his picture! I didn't remember the name of the name from forever ago!>>131195047Fuck you. Listen to these first 10 seconds and beyondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArBw3XIzF4Tell me that's not some Mummy shit.
>>131195077You're fucking embarrassing, tourist
>>131195141>>131195141>>131195141
>>131188388Sounds like a radio changing stations for the ADHD generation. The songwriting is trash and the dudes think they're 70s prog when it sounds like typical modern prog metal. Band has been consumerist trash since Hidden History.