Crowbar editionOLD: >>131183124FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131195145I just turned 15 today and to celebrate I'm blasting this HIDDEN GEM!!
guys i just found this obscure gem called "elvenfris"
>>131195165no you didn't, I did
>>131195145
>>131195188bad album
>>131195145started the day with NYDM but just ended up listening to retarded beatdown>>131195161>>131195165Fuck you both lol I remember that record from 25 years ago and I never hear anyone talk about it in the same breath as the usual tech death records.
>>131195201you're not kidding anyone, tourist
How would you rank these regions in terms of black metal? Imo yellow is the worst and red is the best, no idea about the rest.
Elvenefshit has to be one ot he most overrated metal albums ever.
>>131195200bad take
>>131195261ah, the whiny "opinions" of a weeb gooner
>>131195257red, blue, orange, purple
>>131195279no>>131195257>no idea about the restwow, really?
Elvenefris vs. Freedom, Hope & Fury?
>>131195299Apocalyptic Raids vs Morbid Tales?
>>131195257Sweden here. Norway are better than us.Finland, Denmark and Iceland can all fuck off though. The rest of the red stuff. They're not on our level, they can't compete.>>131195261It's up there. 70 minutes of cornball music
>>131195332>Finland, Denmark and Iceland can all fuck off thoughkill yourself, Yusuf
>>131195257what the fuck kind of arbitrary divison is that? Not even ethnically or linguistically concise
>>131195344Alright, fine. Include them all.We in the red win >>131195257
>>131195201>I remember that record from 25 years ago and I never hear anyone talk about it in the same breath as the usual tech death records.Then you genuinely are a fucking newfag or haven't posted here in like 15 years.
>We in the red win
>>131195261Thanks for once again reinforcing the fact you have the worst taste in this general, and thats including the lolcows.I don't think I've ever seen you post a single good take.
>>131195422Not a newfag but I legit do not remember /metal/ talking about Elvenefriris, ever.I must've missed those threads, those years when it was posted here.>>131195425We do.
Just turned 34 and got my priorities in order. What's more enjoyable than going to shows or finding new albums is just sitting on the toilet and letting a huge brown basilisk slither out of my asshole.
>>131195469>Not a newfag >I legit do not remember /metal/ talking about Elvenefriris, ever.embarrassingly low-effort
>>131195486Shalom
>>30925380Lol
Brown hands typed 'shalom'
>>131195486Bro, just go to church, marry a 4/10, and start paying taxes
>>131195486gay
>>131195141I think these guys actually might really be from North Korea. Supposedly they're from near the Chinese border, and they distinctly remind me of Chinese black metal bands like Zurriake.
>>131195548I bet you also believed the thing about Marilyn Manson and the rib when you were a kid
Every true metalhead loves dumping ass. Lots of poseurs here.
>>131195494I give up.I'm gonna look for a bootleg Lykathea Aflame shirt and order that, so people know I'm gay in 2026.
>>131195562false; true metalheads are proudly chronically constipated
>>131195469All I know man is I was basically told to listen to it by metal and have seen it pop up plenty. Sometimes even me posting it.>Searching for posts that contain ‘lykathea’. 1374 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘elvenefris’. 384 results found.
>>131195576Not surprising, considering the basic metalhead diet is microwaved food in a plastic tray
>>131195548The thing that makes them somewhat interesting is the North Korean gimmick. The actual music is nothing special
>>131195572I don't care
>>131195576What if my stomach hates me so it makes me shit my guts out for the mere thought of eating food?
I'm tired of DEI black metal -- NSBM being the worst offender here
>>131195589wow, look at mr moneybags her who can afford a microwave>>131195594which is how you know they're not really NK
>>131195581Damn. That's evidence. But that /mu/ search has to go back forever ago.Does anyone here actually like the album? Did you like it?
>>131195145get it up ya, cunt
>>131195632
>>131195631It's debatably my favourite techdeath album. Sure it gets posted less nowadays but I think that's cos it got posted to death back in the day.
>>131195599Then you need to switch to coreshit, I'm afraid. It's the law.
>>131195631It was, for the longest time, one of the few universally well-liked albums here. Of course none of that has applied since the post-covid era, but still it is universally well-liked pretty much everywhere
*dumps into a tray*Your dinner, sir.
>>131195688did you forget to include a le epic image for your le epic burn or something
The following genres are welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Black Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Drone Doom Metal, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131195688*eats it*Boy I sure do love death metal
Real /int/ hours
The following genres are welcome in this thread: Reggae Metal, Acid Metal, Psychedelic Metal, Dub Metal, IDM Metal, Boogie Metal, Thuringian Metal, Proto-Metal, Baroque Metal, Techno Metal, Skaldic Metal, Pop Metal, Rock Metal, Stoner Metal, Deathgaze, Slam, Punk Metal, Dark Metal, Anglosaxon Metal, Showa Metal, Dungeon Synth, City Metal, Fast Metal, Breakfast Metal, Lunch Metal, Dinner Metal, Supper Metal, Meal Metal, NWOBDM
>>131195742no one knows what this means
Power Metal is beloved here thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFLFQ1b95A
>>131195765That's USPM
>>131195742Pretty sure shidding and farding is just a generally loved acitivity
>>131195765that's a shit example though
80s metal ballads
>>131195752>Anglosaxon MetalBasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq-gF6o7nTw
>>131195785what about them
crazy that they predicted looksmaxxing
>>131195676Completely passed me by.I was just kinda shocked when some dude here posted it next to Sacrilege and Nails lolI hadn't seen that record in agesMaybe it's time for a revisit.
>>131195809>Completely passed me by.yet you claim not to be a casual and a tourist to these generals. Interesting!
>>131195785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvK9dmZteQE
>>131195806brother what does this post mean
>>131195806I was listening to this earlier today and what struck me for 1991 is how this is just early CC, but better. Heavy as shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq_nRBmLgFM
>>131195848Bonesmashing
>>131195806Didn't Glam do it earlier?
>>131195848I'm no zoomer, but I think those fags literally beat their faces with hammersThey took the word "chisled" too literally
the 'tish
>>131195877>literally beat their faces with hammersno one is doing this
>>131195632The insta-kvetching this causes is impressive
Boretician
>>131195864>broken gloped
>>131195896>Bonesmashing is a dangerous social media trend where people hit their face with hard objects—like hammers, heavy bottles, or their knuckles—believing it will fracture the bone and cause it to rebuild into a sharper, more chiseled jawline or cheekbone.
>>131195864>1991>early CC, but betterso, average OSDM?
>>131195916>trendyou're being lied to and are glad to believe it and spread the lie in turn
>>131195898Kaevum isn't even on the ADL's "Hate Symbols Database"literally nobody outside of /metal/ even knows about that shit band
>>131195896>>131195936People do it.It may be not as much of a trend as social media makes out, but people do it. It's even made mainstream news. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx28z4zypkno
>>131195936I watch zoomers livestream themselves smashing their jaws with hammers before they get reported
>>131195939shh let the wee nazis believe they're triggering le jews, they really need a win
>>131195916Not even metalheads are this metal
>>131195939>literally nobody outside of /metal/ even knows about that shit bandIs this general your one and only source of information about this music?
>>131195949>>131195952>more than one person has done it, therefore everyone's doing itstop letting yourselves be manipulated by the media
>>131195898Yep lol
>>131195989lmao, kek, rofl
>>131195926>so, average OSDM?Yeah, but lots of grooves and mid-tempo stuff that I love more than early Cannibal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d74dpChPhjMfor 1991? 45 seconds in and this is borderline pit-riff mongoloid musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d74dpChPhjM
>chew jerky all day e'ry day to improve my jawline?>nah, I'll inflict blunt force trauma on my face insteaddo zoomers really
>>131195989>>131195996xD
>>131195961>t. (((triggered)))
Broken Hope is much more brutal than the average OSDM band
>>131196017>Yeah, but lots of grooves and mid-tempo stuffbut we repeat ourselves>for 1991sounds pretty averave to me>>131196034nah sorry
131195939Who’s gonna tell zim
>>131196048who's zim
You now realize that all the original Black Sabbath master tapes from the 70's are decayed beyond repair
>>131196032
>>131196064Oh no!Anyway
Metal to looksmaxx to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMkWpb3sgkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQICnj5pPKs
>>131196089kavmemeum
>>131195141
>>131196089yeah yeah "not metal" but it fits too wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo3Lc7POfZw
>>131196089https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbOsGIDP-jI
>>131196129not metal
>>131195987I’m immune to psyops actually
>>131196259you're literally an agent and don't even know it
>>131195949>It's even made mainstream news.mainstream news is retarded
>>131196287wtf I'm a cuck?
>>131196287kek
>>131196302yeah
Dimmu Borgir
>>131196363Touristcore
>>131196287remember this classichttps://youtu.be/1YIpi8GVbc8?si=CJZjOHTjZplU65sG&t=26
>>131196363only Cradle of Filth triggers kvltkiddies more
>>131196363what about it
Verily I say unto thee: Only hormonal teenagers and casual dilettantes who have just "discovered" black metal think that early Dimmu Borgir and Cradle Of Filth are bad. Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
>>131196394>blatant red circle pop-up that has never ever appeared on 4chanso much for journalistic integrity
>>131196426yeah it had such integrity until now, historically
>>131196424They're at least far better than what passes for gateway metal today.
>>131196464well the bar isn't exactly high, since metal hasn't been good for a good ten years
>>131196472Terminal Redux was the last great metal album
>>131196488nah, that was the start of the end
For me, it’s ‘The Rebirth of the Middle Ages’ by Godkiller.
>>131196496is what
>>131196424Dimmu has some rehearsal vids with just drums and guitar from the 90s or early 00s that are neat but miss me with that CoF shit.
>>131196514hey sure, buddy
>You might be a financial wizard>With a sack of loot>But all I see is a slimy lizard>With an expensive suit>Go on and run your corporation>Go on and kiss some ass>You can buy up half of the nation>But you can't buy class>You bastards think it's funny>Lyin' and thieving all your life>Think all there is, is money>Got your future wrapped-up tight>But just 'cos you got the power>That don't mean you got the right
>>131196514Thus spake the pharisee
FVKKEN BASEDhttps://youtu.be/P0htBZO7TjE
>>131196525
>>131196424>Dimmu Borgir and Cradle Of Filth are bad.They are, dude. Always have been.
>>131196550cringe
>>131196550Pure garbage
>>131196564bad opinion
>>131196550>medieval weapons like flanged maces, flails, and even basic bitch longswordsbased>modern guns and tacticool knifescringe
>>131195451i could respin this
>>131196532Yeah cus far as I see it they ain’t got no riffs!
131196573131196590131196595Why does she post three times in quick succession every time? It’s always three. Is she using a phone, desktop, and tablet just to spam metal with low effort clown photoshops?
>>131196645take pills, Mildred
>>131196635you don't see riffs silly you hear them hope that helps
>>131196730>he can't see sound waveshumans are so pathetic
>>131196745excellent larping, lass
>>131196550Scrolled back to this after these >>131196573>>131196590 familiar kvetch responses.>Beheading the Abrahamic SerpentAnd there it is.
>>131196826schizoid reply
Your tendency to be easily persuaded by any form of anti-abrahamic expression is quite amusing.
>>131196860Anti-abrahamism is cool and based. Chudism is cringe and gay.
Jews are based and they always winTruly the protagonists of history
>>131196878They don't win, they just survive. That's like saying cockroaches are the protagonists of history.
>>131196860say that again without the blubbering tears kek
If you're embarking toward sharing black metal that are antagonistic toward Judaism, then be certain that they represent the zenith of quality.
If you're embarking toward sharing black metal that are antagonistic toward the Abrahamite Disease, then be certain that they represent the zenith of quality.
What zero pussy does to a mf
>>131196935>pussyIf you're embarking toward sharing black metal that are antagonistic toward women, then be certain that they represent the zenith of quality.
>>131196645>in my mind it was real. i believe it even now.
I love women
>>131196965No you don't, anon, that's just nature manipulating you.
>>131196977>nature manipulating youbut isn't it my biological imperative to knock them up?Feels like me and nature are on the same side
>>131196993yes, but that has nothing to do with love. Once you shoot your load and nature looses its grip you'll realise that what you feel is contempt
>>131197008So what then, I should just be like Schopenhauer except dwell in a basement and blast obscure demos from Kiribati?
>>131196965I have a sweet tooth for chocolate metal girls
>>131196965Im so over the muh goth girl archetype just give me a blonde girl or something
>>131197030figure it out
>>131197049aren't you supposed to be an incel
>>131196965>>131196977>>131196993>>131197008>>131197030>>131197041>>131197049Not metal
>>131197069You're not metal you fucking guy
>>1311970492 alpha 4 u
>>131197052he should be brown
>>131197049how about a blonde goth who is always barefoot
this thread is just an angry spic trying to be white
this thread is just an angry white
need amazon metal mommy gf
>>131195736based
Get me an Asian gf
Napalm Death
>>131197135>>131197143earn them, freaks
>>131197143
>>131197159what about it
>>131197135>>131197143need phat ass huemonkey DM gf
>>131197143Asian metal gf, right?
what are they blasting
>>131197159>Napalm DeathThey're playing in Stockholm in November and I have to go.I have no idea what a ND crowd is like in 2026
>>131197226>I have no idea what a ND crowd is like in 2026
>>131197234nice selfie lass
>>131197224Lil Peep, maybe even Skinny Puppy
>>131197236I look more like this
>>131197187>Werwolf hanging out with ANY woman that isn't fully clad in leather and won't twist and chew on his nuts for half an hourI've seen three-dollar bills more real than this
>>131197248he would fix Yeji
>>131197241not as breedable I'm afraid
Asian metal milfs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMb5WRt4574
why the sudden influx of simps? did Ratthew bring his family from mexico?
>>131197275>Asian metal milfs>The current members of Babymetal are Su-metal (age 28), Moametal (age 27), and Momometal (age 23). UUUUGGHHHHHH
>>131197275Mika Kawashima has a nice mom bod
131196897131196931You don’t listen to metal so how would you know what quality is
does Hector still /ghost/post since his lifetime ban
>>131195147Speaking of...Recent acquisitions.
Why does /metal/ hate Yeji so much
If you're embarking toward sharing black metal that does not include the >> when quoting other posts like a fuckig coward, then be certain that they represent the zenith of quality.
>consumerism:/>consumerism, metal:O
We don't give (You)'s here
>>131196424The only "bad" Cradle albums are Thornography and Manticore. The rest is mediocre at worst. Dusk, Cruelty, and Midian are all better than a lot of "second wave" BM. Their latest four albums are at least more "trve" than shit like Deafheaven or Ghost Bath.
>>131197224Kaevum
>>131197431All I know is that much like Dimmu Borghir they were releasing top notch stuff up to 1998
be honest, would you?
>>131196826Damn, good catch.
>>131197444*2000
>>131197449nah
>>131197445would I what
>>131197052He should be obese
>>131197445O duende da Amazônia...
>>131197358yikes
>>131197358five good albums
Shoax - Wolfish Anger
>>131197358>CDs Goof
>>131197659any other format is for tryhards, posers and consoomers
I just roke up
>>131197721now do your job and clean it up janny
>>131197637Which? The diapercore?
>>131197358Why don't you have any of the good albums?
I do like some frog vocals.Sallow Moth. Are we dealing with hipster shit or something legit? I like it so far. My kind of tech death.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoOyTBQ4RNU
>>131197234straightest grindrcore enjoyer
>>131197224funny how the influx of big tiddy goths on Instragram/Tiktok hasn't lead to an increase in popularity of goth rock/metalIn fact, these sluts just blast whatever current pop or rap shit is topping the charts
>>131197823that's such a deep and acute observation, anon, we're all glad you were gracious enough to share it here of all places
>>131197793My buddy got me to listen to this, I was impressed because a lot of what he sends me is garbage lmao
>>131197849what's different this time, then?
>>131197689If you're paying for physical vinyl at least makes sense for the artwork. Dumb take
>>131197823Yeah, it's almost like they're hilarious posers that are pissing off the tiny little circle of actual goth girls still around online lmaoI respect it though. I like big tits.lol Santa!
>>131197869exact same bitches that anon was probably referring to
the only thing I hate more than whores are simps
>>131197890when are you going to kill yourself, then?
>>131197856Idk he sends me a lot of coreshit.
>>131197910>willingly associating with a -coreshitter
>>131197916He's my best friend. And not everything that's -core is shit.
>>131197910whoosh
>>131197877Yeah, ofcourse they don't listen to the music. They have no idea what the fuck anything is. They just exist to piss goths offand I respect that
>>131197877Mmmm how much?
>>131196860This
Death by a thousand cutsInch by inch, the rope tightensThe all consuming, all devouringDegenerated mouth of Islam
>>131197951I'm all about bashing the abrahamites but this is just bad writing
>I'm all about bashing the abrahamites
>>131198012what statement do you suppose you were making with this post?
>>131198025you look like that
>>131198040I don't, sorry
>>131198012sorry to break it to you but nazis are abrahamcucks
>>131197234kek
We've decided that we all love Jesus in this thread right? We hate pagancucks and atheists here, correct?
>>131198061kill yourself
>>131198064That's a sin.
>>131198070>>131198064
A bunch of years ago for some fucking reason Chud started posing as some kinda christian. Even like orthodox or catholic christian. It was all over 4chan.But I'm happy that it never spread to /metal/I love Accept Death
>>131198106>>>/lgbt/
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
please guys listen to my bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9pU5lKfJwU
>>131198131I would but you included a photo of a wop with it which seriously discourages me from doing so
>>131198120>>131198064
>>131197358This probably cost him hundreds lmao
>>131198119>Chud?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5urxvyPFG8&t=208s
>>131198159retard
>>131198124>VargI masturbate to videos of his oldest daughter.Not her. The one everyone knows.The oldest one that still lives on that farm in France somewhere. They get all kinds of naked out there and she's super cute!
>>131198184disgusting pervert
>>131198184go to bed Varg
>>131198195Her voice is so cool too. She's speaking English, but there's a hard french accent in there, BUT also I can hear some of her father's voice as well. Also the girl she doesn't like to wear underwear.
>>131198184>The one everyone knows.I don't know any of them because I'm not a celeb-obsessed loser
>>131198213
>>131195145Wotanic black metal reigns supremehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_gq7_RMUgI
>>131198235
Chuck Schuldiner - Frozen (Madonna cover)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEE0THfKscc
>>131198236bro, you've never seen her before?She's just Varg again in the face, kinda pretty. She should've started a hipster bm band and just played her dad's songs.
>>131198289get a life
>>131195261Well yeah it's the definition of hipstershit. A kooky experiment (in this case, adding 'happy' melodies and middle eastern jingles into death metal) that gets worshipped for being 'unique' more than actually being good/listenableA modern equivalent would be Blood Incantation (who attempt to mix death metal with prog rock)>>131195281>>131195437>t. triggered hipsters
>>131198282>Madonna coverChuck Schuldiner was gay and died of AIDS.
>>131198289Perv anon's talking about the one who's like 15.
>>131198297kill yourself
>>131198310Illiterate retard, you must be American.
>>131198325kill yourself
>>131198331Already did, now what faggot? Your turn?
>>131198344kill yourself
>>131198327Remember when the only place you could go to stream Acid Bath was Phub?
>>131195141search up Crowbarfind the wrong Crowbar, it's a Canadian band from the 1970???they're greateverything went better than expected
>>131198213HEIL
>>131198327Average Varg respecter
>>131198289She wouldn't fuck any of us.
>HEIL
Kaevum>Country of origin: Norway>Location: Tromsø, Troms>Genre: Black Metal>Themes: Anti-Abrahamic religions, Hate, National Socialism, Antisemitism
>>131198416terrible band
>>131198416Great band
>>131198304Mmm yeah that one. The french farm-raised one that likes to walk around without underwear
>>131198459How are people aware of this?
>>131198416yeah we know
>>131198469they're not
>>131197787I have Soulside through Panzerfaust already.>inb4 Soulside isn't good>>131198159$150, so about $10 per CD, with The Underground Resistance being $18 for some reason. Where do you live that you think the cost of CDs is measured in hundreds? Do you think I used pesos?
>>131198159>>131198514Ripping your own copies is cooler.
>>131198514>>inb4 Soulside isn't goodSoulside is great. Nice collection!
>>131195299appaling spawn material clears
>>131198469His wife used to post like vlogs and shit about their life on the farm. Including sexy footage of their eldest daughter.
another 10/10 thread, everyone; good job
NEW>>131198598>>131198598>>131198598
>>131196860Your tendency to be easily mindbroken by any form of anti-abrahamic expression is quite amusing.
