Twilight of the /metal/ Gods edition.Old: >>131195141FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
So what's this supposed Kaevum I've been hearing about?
Goyeum>Country of origin: Israel>Location: Jerusalem, Jerusalem>Genre: Blackened Pop Punk>Themes: Hebrew/Jewish history, Judaism, Religious Zionism, The Old Testament
>>131198613Kaevum>Country of origin: Norway>Location: Tromsø, Troms>Genre: Black Metal>Themes: Anti-Abrahamic religions, Hate, National Socialism, Antisemitism
>>131198613Just a meme around here. Don't take it seriously.
>>131198623
>>131198613The greatest band of all time
>>131198605
>>131198613are they coming back to sell merch to Chud or something? I would.
>>131198640
>>131198644I'm too anxious to wear my NSBM merch outside.
kill yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vVyPBUujOg
>>131198623so this is why he's oy veying with the clowns every time they're posted lol
>>131198673Lol
>>131198662Correct.
>>131198647gotta step upgotta wear those edgy band shirts in 2026 and show posers what's whatgotta just walk around with rape victims on the front you know. never mind nsbm stuff. do it.
>>131198714Then who is "White Metal" for?
Nick "Stink Mud" Smith
>>131198714Correct.
>>131198714>Black Metal is for white people. Oh how things change
>>131198714We don't like black people here in Norway>t. Jan Axel Blomberg
Black metal is inherently hypocritical
>>131198789Maybe you LARP but for me Black Metal is a lifestyle.
>>131198794and what does that lifestyle involve exactly
>>131198794You're an anti-Semitic black metal warrior?
>>131198806>anti-Semiticwhat's that?
>>131198809some kind of mental illness where you suffer from delusions of grandeur and blame a certain group of people for your failures
>>131198801Mostly I just drink alone and listen to my BM records. I've put on corpse paint a few times. I also have a candelabrum. You wouldn't get it.>>131198806You could say so.
>>131198820>some kind of mental illness where you suffer from delusions of grandeurcalling yourself god's chosen people?
>>131198829I was thinking more along the lines of claiming that literally every single institution of power in the world is run by a small cabal of individuals who all coordinate behind the scenes to control every facet of entertainment, finance, and government, but the only ones clued in on this fact are terminally online racists
>>131198605Black Metal
>>131198843What does this have to do with music?
>>131198858>>131198613
>>131198820You probably do the same shit except with white people lmao. Fucking goof
>>131198843Shalom
black metal fags be like:>look how dark and evil I am >:(
>>131198843I mean you have to be a delusional idiot at this point not to see the ridiculous overrepresentation of Israeli interests in American and broader western politics but you do you boo.
>>131196860Good post.
>>131198895This. Antisemitism is mainstream again, unfortunately for us. The enshittification of NSBM looms.
>>131198940We've gone from Satanism to NS as the evil ideological themes of the underground... what's the next step?
>>131198956Paleoconservatism
Purchasing and promoting substandard NSBM records results in the emergent proliferation of similarly deficient bands, which consequently pollute the scene. However, you are not capable of grasping this simple fact.
>>131198993>buying shit encourages shitvery original thesis, professor
Plot twist: Kaevum is working on their next album as I type this. Don't ask for my source.
>>131199027I'm sure all 3 basement dwellers ITT are very excited
It’s Demo o’clock https://youtu.be/XUmFj_RzUqs
>>131199034>basement dwellersNSBM fans are all employed and wealthy. You have no idea how much it costs to ship these blacklisted records from Finland.
We despise demos here
>>131199043I was literally about to request demos/EPs under 20 minutes. Hit me!!!!!
We love demos here
Did an empirical test to see which genre of metal sustains my boner the longestexperiment criteria:>only think about the ideal riff >allow my testosterone to flow unchecked>no external stimuli to encourage boner (no sexual content, no touching myself)top genres:>1. Death (rock hard for 60+ mins)>2. Thrash (rock hard for 60+ mins)>3. Black (rock hard for 60+ mins)bottom genres>8. Progressive (very soft)>9. Alternative (didn't get hard)>10. Drone (didn't get hard)hidden gem was Industrial which kept my member long, hard, and pulsating for a good 40 mins
Someone the other day said the Ripping Corpse demos are really good so I'mma do that I guess. The Demo Hammer demos are really good too I know.
>>131199104More like Ripping Ass that shit stinks brah brah
>>131199096Drone rules bud. It sends my dick off into space.
>>131198605demo'n
>>131199113No way, there wasn't any riffs at all, anorexic fuck meat, nothing to grab on to
>>131199168>there wasn't any riffs at allYou just need to readjust your sense of time and you'll realize drone metal is filled to the brim with riffs.
>>131199177I don't know if you're being a cheeky vagueposter or literally telling me to play drone at 2x speed
I still can't believe that Nekrosoldat is a Mossad agent
>>131199104The Industry EP is their best. The unfinished album of instrumentals is also a cool oddity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCZugowWEcw
>>131198623ordering their discography on all formats rn
>>131199111>>131199230>>131199255Stop spreading lies and propaganda outside of /metal/.
>>131199090Technically an album but it has a demo cover art so it counts. Takes a minute to get going but it has some great sections. https://youtu.be/aFoDMcHu0CU
>>131199090Oh wait you said under 20 minutes. This is 26 minutes so it’s shorter than the one above. Close enough https://youtu.be/u79xfzy2T8E
>>131199317Good shit. That tape actually rules.
*retaliates in self-defence*
Just did a brief hangout with my buddy, we listened to picrelated.
>>131199168It's loud and beefy. Idk. Like the other guy said, it takes a certain frame of mind.
boring metalheads
Varg "Louis Cachet" Vikernes but as a black woman
boring simp
>>131199540>>131199549Why do you type like a bitch
>>131199317~25 mins is ok too.
>>131198884I look like this, and I say this.
How do you rank the first four Burzum albums?
>>131199778Hvis > Filosofem > S/t > DSEVI'm gonna assume S/t includes the Aske EP, as it often does in a lot of releases.
>>131199288Correct.It was anal gonorhhea that made it's way to his heart.
Amassing a multi-TB collection of exclusively NSBM and NS-adjacent metal so that when the apocalypse happens my collection will serve as the guidebook for all future music. HH
>>131199800>I'm gonna assume S/t includes the Aske EPI only have copies that include it, I think all represses do. But personally I don't like the inclusion, it makes the track listing weird as Dungeons of Darkness should always close out the album.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>131199897Correct.
>>131198601Correct.
New Game of Dragons episode was actually pretty crazy, holy shit
i just woke up and im still drunkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDTrWw_APM
>>131198605Hawaiian NSBM
>>131200478Interesting. Lol.
>>131198673me on the left
>>131198782Moroccans are white
>>131200478Listening to this now, it is not terrible.
>>131200522Just like how Argentinians are white, eh?
>>131200478It's just nationalistic, not NS.
>>131200661Inherently NS.
>>131200665There's 0 anti semitism, which I am told is the most inherent part of that.
>>131200613>Just like how Argentinians are white, eh?yes
>>131200695kinda funny that Gelal of all people has a massive fucking nose
>>131200703Roman nose
Moonblood really rule huh.>>131198605https://youtu.be/oRD5WfF04t4
>>131200687Just one interpretation of the philosophy.
>>131200710Ok Dumbo
>>131198605Is this the most overlooked OSDM demo/EP of all time? It's an amazing lil mini-album.https://youtu.be/ro6wTFFWj4Q
>>131200905Not overlooked at all
>>131198647I saw a guy with an absurd shirt at the dmv. I bought a gbk shirt and no one knows what it is or cares
>>131198647Depending on where you live people probably wont even know what fucking absurd gbk or arghoslent is. I want to wear nsbm merch to collage but can't ship em due to taxes. I might have to make my own
>collage
>>131201045give me a break lmao im fucked up
>>131199778I like Hvis and Filosofem much more than the other two. I think he really perfected his sound on those. for the more typical second wave sound of the S/T, I would rather listen to Pure Holocaust or something
>>131200142I always liked this cover art, accenting that the band is slavic
>>131200478>the utter desolate brutal black metal landscapes of depression that fuel this band
>>131201146Maybe God abandoned us because we're ungrateful shits
>>131201146he's upset that people keep coming over to Hawaii and "ruining it" I think, standard shit although it's just against anyone coming over there rather than a specific demographic
>>131201170Inherently NS.
>seethe about tourists>also seethe about bad economy when the tourism money dries upLOLJust put the pineapple on the pizza bro
>>131201194Incorrect
>>131198605https://youtu.be/uuB-465qO3U
It is not a fact that Louis Cachet's prosthetic penis is detachable.
>>131198605why can't they produce something as good as this anymore? The quality difference is enormous
>>131201226Varg has a prosthetic penis as his cock rotted off as a result of full-blown fucking GRIDS.
>>131201200That pineapple is gonna cost double
>>131201200this general and metal fucked up my brain so much that I thought you were talking about genre tourists
>>131201287kek
>>131201287No you're just low IQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrPvDW4Ye3QWith fangs of lust we hail the nightFrom tombs arise in mortal FRIGHT!Feeding from skies of morphiaFangalactic SU-PER-GO-RIASLAVES OF VIRTUE ROTTING IN THE SUNSOULS FOR MUTILATION IN SACRIFICIAL MASSPLEADING FOR HEAVENS ON THEIR BLEEDING KNEESWE DREAM OF NOTHING BUT THIS BLACK EUPHORIA
>>131201287Congrats you were thinking on-topic for his off-topic post.
Anime and metal? Holy loser
>love me amorphis>love me in flamesWhere do I go in melodeath from here?
>>131201502Insomnium and Wintersun
>>131198956There's still misogyny, right? Actual misogyny though - not the over-the-top and obviously unserious type found in death metal.
>>131201615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv0zGH07Dzcbehold, the worst thing I've ever fucking heard. try to top this you fucking nerds.
>>131201658maybe Saddam was right
>>1312016280 self-awareness award
>>131201658>try to top this you fucking nerdsNot difficult.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHZpuS0gKc8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGY-wIBrushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsW0td8SD4s
>>131201678glass earth is barely music. and I'd rather listen to the latter two.
>>131201658I would post that "Yngwie Malmsteen" video but I don't remember what the name of it is. Just the thumbnail and people going "I listen to this every time it's posted".
another day lying in bed listening to black metal and pretending things aren't the way they are.
>>131201742lol you are fat
>>131201742gay
>>131201742faggot
>>131201742just get out and drink whilst listening to black metal
>>131201746Great post
>>131201746im not even.just depressed.
>>131201771then just do >>131201755. Outdoor drinking is the remedy for the troubled soul
>>131201742Things are the way you see them. Who the fuck are you to claim you know how things truly are? Truth belongs to a divine being, not a mere mortal. Acknowledge your divine nature, rise the fuck up, and change things. Create something that can be true.
Things are the way you see them. Who the fuck are you to claim you know how things truly are? Truth belongs to a divine being, not a mere mortal. Acknowledge your divine nature, rise the fuck up, and change things. Create something that can be true.
>>131201482>stupid emo gayindeedThe right words are enough to convey a powerful message only understood by the true elite
>>131201502First 2 At the Gates full lengthsGates of IshtarA Canorous QuintetSentenced
Black metal is inherently Abrahamic
>>131201885lol that’s the guy telling you black metal needs to be dangerously again in every comment section.
>>131201980>First 2 At the Gates full lengthsYou mean... the ones that aren't meloshit?
>>131202214Red in the Sky is Ours retains more death metal than later albums but listen to the song Windows and tell me it isn’t melodhit. And if you’re saying With Fear I Kiss the Burning Sky isn’t meloshit from front to back you’re a genuine retard.
>>131201258they were mid all the way
>>131202299Second album is "death metal with melody," not "meloshit." Listen to the second and third AtG albums then listen to SotS and see the difference.
>>131202389Yes they’re “death metal with melody” aka melodeath as requested.
>>131198601Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>cultivated by incompetent musicians, motivated by contrarianism >more obsessed with political posturing and playing dress-up than making music>strong DIY ethos, resulting in a consistent output of unlistenable bedroom-made dogshitBlack 'metal' really is just punk
>>131202782BM and punk were also played by upper middle class trust fund kids
>>131202782>unlistenable bedroom-made dogshitFiltered
>>131202832are you really trying to defend all the crap that ends up in a bandcamp landfill?
>>131202867You could have just said "yes I'm filtered" and saved a lot of time.
>>131202867why are you trawling bandcamp for black metal, retard?
>derivative bandcamp black metal:|>derivative bandcamp black metal, but NS:O
>>131203047>NSBM>Bandcamp
>>131203083Almost all NSBM can be found on Jewtube lol
>>131203083The supposed "hawaiin NSBM" the guy shilled earlier is on bandcamp.
Goyim (Indonesia) - Quran into the Volcanic Pit (Official Music Video)https://youtu.be/jV0RJ8iDhnc
>>131201885This fattie fucks hot goth women.
>>131203243/metal/ eats that shit up with a raised pinkie.
>>131203083>>131203241If it's NSBM, Ethan Diamond will ban it from his site. Even Burzum was banned.
even Black Magick SS got shoah'd
>>131202886You could have just said "yes" and saved a lot of time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvtX0Prn0eA
>>131203298based
>>131203272well thats not a fucking surprise it has SS in the name and swastikas on the covers
>>131201502Which Amorphis albums? They changed their styles multiple times
>>131203434yeah, but literally who has even listened to Tuonela multiple times except me
>>131203447I like that one, I think their alt metal albums are underrated Reminder that it was the first album ever added to metal archives
>>131203483>first band added>first album addedwell damn
>>131203504That's how you know that website sucks
>>131203540Still better than RYM where the first album added was by Counting Crows lmao
>>131203540What would you start with genius? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that the band's name starts with the letter A.
>>131198605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSf-2byrtv8
>>131203540>Amorphis 1st>Katatonia 6th>Dark Tranquillity 8th>Arch Enemy 10th>In Flames 11th>Iron Maiden 25th>Judas Priest 97th>Black Sabbath 99th>Death 141th>Motorhead 203thWhat a strange order
>mfw just got a good whiff of my balls after not showering for 2-3 weeksMetal for this feel?
>>131204270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdcy9fMMC_c
>>1311986052000s Gem alerthttps://youtu.be/GkZfgNBTpjg
>>131201482They're the same picture.
>>131204396Doesn’t sound stinky enough for what I got going down there.
why do you retards keep spamming the same posts every thread?
>>131198598Isn't that a Bathory album?
>>131205133Every viking metal album is a Bathory album if you think about it.
>>131205119we are unoriginal>>131205259this
>>131198605Gonna listen to this for the first time. It can't be that bad.
NSBM (Nappy Sharting Brown Men)
>>131205638take your torahic scat fetish back to /lgbt/
love, love will tear us apart again
I'll have my hair cut tomorrow. Sorry frens. It just doesnt look good on me
>>131205694Total baldness is the most metal thing possible
>>131205719Can't pull it off my head is shaped like a bullet. It wont be as long anymore though
>>131205678we love shartzis here
Norwegian Black Metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYAukytS0Pc
The very first TRVE Black Metal supergroup
Natural born killer is my favorite metal song as someone that doesn't really listen to metal.
>>131205979By Avenged Sevenfold or Emmure?
eating offal is a metal /meal/
>>131206012Don't you mean awful
>>131206007Obviously by Avenged Sevenfold. Didn't even know about Emmure but I guess it is good DOOM music if you remove the screamo.
>>131206043if you are a beta cuck then yes its awful. keep posing as tough whilst real men eat the lifeforce of animalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e9FbnyLldQ
>>131206060You're eating dog food
>>131206065your dog eats better than you then faggot. keep eating your rice and chicken. your mind is so cucked by the media that you can't recognize literally the prize parts of the animal. At least try heart which tastes a lot like muscle meat or liver which are normie tier foods. Your body will thank you so will your instincts as a manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvmD1U3Df9w
>>131205947The album's alright but quite dull though.
>>131205638I guess you mean the IDF
Thoughts on Megadeth?
>>131206157Overrated to high hell, some decent albums, mostly ruined by Mustaine's vocals/lyrics and then ruined in more modern times by Mustaine just being shit.
>>131206094Peasant slop lol
>>131206157an absolute diaper disgrace
>>131206157First 4 albums are good; but first 3 are spoiled by bad cover songs.Metallica knew better than to do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa5XcwAePyQ
>>131206157hated antivaxx chud
>>131206248aren't you embarrassed to let us know you visit tiktok?
>>131206271This place truly is a garbage dump
>>131206271I just assumed everyone uses it for porn.
>>131206248HEIL
>>131205947What about Twilight?
>>131206297Lol
>>131206288you fap to >>131206248 ?
>>131206304My dick is metal enough to fap to anything, get filtered.
My Dying Bride
>>131206166so you are ignorant as well as retarded you american? Liver and heart were literally the food of nobility. In martial cultures offal WAS the cut of the warrior caste, especially in steppe cultures. Muscle meat was given to the ordinary folk. In the old world offal is still seen as a delicacy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67rc96joOz8
>>131206437Dumb romanian
>>131206335I still get teary eyes and goosebumps whenever I listen to she is the dark since it reminds me my bpdemon ex a lotYou have her sympathyYou have her tearsShe tries only to takeAll your fearsThe pain she feelsWhen she drinks your soulIs hers to sufferIt is her tollBelieve me, she's helplessWhen she curses your landWhen she swallows lightIt's not her handpowerful stuff, especially this partShe can't help it, it's her curseTo sing your pain in her own verse
>>131206470You're a girl
>>131198598saint vitus is almost better than sabbathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k96dE4055bI&list=RDk96dE4055bI&start_radio=1
what was the most /meal/ thing you have done
Are violins in metal cringe?
>>131206548Keyboards, strings and other shit like that are not metal
>>131206535I like Castle Rat song Youtube recommendedI'm not a huge fan of occult rock and the like, but this is funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0b0CDzvzcSeeing her hairy asshole from /metal/ also helps
>keyboards aren't met-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHd_Zk16XI
Wagner would be proud that his legacy lives on through NSBMian composition
>>131206755You just proved the point
>>131206755You just proved that keyboards are metal.
>>131206768Wagner was a transvestite
>>131206829even prouder of nsbm for following their legacy then
>>131206829
>instakvetchLol
>>131206911Every time
>>131206911>>131206937why are you talking to yourself?
>>131206151kek
Lifelover were always cooler because they just cried about urban city life and shit.
>>131207015They were never cool, just gay
Why is NSBM a miniscule portion of metal but a majority of the discussion here
Nazi metal albums and songs
>>131207115Correct.
>>131207039Kinda gay, but this record is better than any about "muh nature" or "muh nation" or "muh people">>1312070834chan is just like that these days
>>131207083it’s just one loser who listens to it, everyone else is just having a laugh
>>131207203Correct.
>>131207115Literally me
>>131206548Arckanum used violin in some songs and they were very good. Every other band that tried it sounded cringe.
I can put up with NSBM slop but DSBM slop is just too much
>>131207183Awful post
>>131207324Is NSDSBM okay?
>>131207203>hebraicope
>>131207362no
>>131207314The 6 minute cello solo at the end of Angantyr’s Hævn album on the closing track is kino https://youtu.be/hcsO7gfYCEg?
>>131198884In my head this is what that radio free innsmouth guy looks like
>>131207481imaging men as women is very, very gay.
>>131207451This is kino thank you. I own one of Agantyr's albums but I haven't listened to the rest of their discography. I'll definitely get more of their work.
Legendary concert IMChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4brz2rGox4
>>131207203One person but xe has the body mass of three
Megadeth are so fucking bad
>>131207646would rather listen to Dream Theater
>>131198605still makes me lose my shit
>>131207646I hate metal bands that sell albums and have sex
>>131207083keep it up, Wikipedia actually as an article on anti-White racism
This thread is going to a vegan yoga transgender version of metalheads
>have sex
>>131207788Checked
>>131207522It makes it easier to fuck them at least, BLASTING Kaevum right now btw
Satyricon
>>131207653>would rather listen to Dream Theaterthat's messed up
Sex has no place in metal
>>131207904HEIL
>>131207778It just comes from my youth. Everyone was like>Dude you need to buy Rust in Peace holy shit it's great!So I bought it, and it was weak as hell. What? I was listening to like Beneath the Remains and Seasons in the Abyss. Megadeth could never makes records like those.
Worst blastings of the thread>>131198640>>131198847>>131200712>>131201615>>131202323>>131202754>>131204042>>131205620>>131206864>>131207717
>>131207948KYS
