my butt is fartin' editionPrevious: >>131416718SCALES:https://www.all-guitar-chords.com/scaleshttps://fretboard-navigator.com/https://www.guitarscale.org/CHORDS:https://www.oolimo.com/en/https://www.all-guitar-chords.com/GIT GUD with GUITAR:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1L-sBIxnY&list=PLJwa8GA7pXCWAnIeTQyw_mvy1L7ryxxPHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QCt3UBTS1YEAR TRAINING:https://tonedear.comhttps://www.tonegym.co/exercise/BACKING TRACK GENERATOR:https://www.onemotion.com/chord-player/https://www.musicca.com/chord-player/DRONE TOOL TO PRACTICE SCALES BY EAR:https://www.dronetonetool.com/RANDOM STRUMMING PATTERN GENERATOR:https://vilda.net/s/rsp/METRONOME:https://scottsbasslessons.com/groove-trainerhttps://www.onemotion.com/drum-machine/RANDOM NOTE GENERATOR FOR FRETBOARD MEMORIZATION:https://www.therandomscalemachine.com/index.htmlRANDOM NOTE GENERATOR FOR NOTATION:https://www.audiogearz.com/apps/random-music-notes/ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND GUITAR PDF:web.archive.org/web/20251212114818if_/https://files.catbox.moe/qafrab.pdfhttps://pastebin.com/THRVs4vd(Use this when making new threads)
>>131427343>be me>wtf is music theory?>learn what notes are>learn what an interval is (just whole step and half step for now)>learn what a scale is (it's just notes that sound good together)>they all have a specific interval pattern (e.g: Major = WWHWWWH Minor = WHWWHWW)>you can play those interval patterns starting on literally any note and get the corresponding scale>mfw>how do chords work?>learn each note in the scale has a corresponding chord (e.g: Major scale: 1 Major 2 minor 3 minor 4 Major 5 Major 6 minor 7 diminished)>if i just play these chord shapes with the corresponding note as the root it will all be in key>mfw>wtf is a mode?>learn that each note in the scale has a separate corresponding scale you can play>okay but how do i learn all these new scales? thats way too much information>watch jewtube>realise it all derives from the same interval structure the other scales have (e.g the B Phrygian mode starts on the 3rd note of the G major scale)>they both contain the same notes but one is just emphasising different notes that happen to be present in both scale>mfw>wtf i understand music theory now?>why did no one teach it to me like this before that wasn't even that complicated?>feeling acomplished>to celebrate go down to gay bar>hook up with guy and have unprotected anal sex for 6 hours straight>now i have aids and my life is completely ruined>mfwfuck music theory, i wish i'd just never learned it. hendrix didn't need to.
>>131427343based and nashville noises pilled
I choose this one.
>>131427343PRS gotta be the only nigga who make guitar selling for 5000 that look like a schecter from 2003
>>131427380he’s really gonna boogie when he sees this
>>131427343beats a fagmaster anyday
hi /gg/! never played guitar before. should i get a squier affinity telecaster? i like the surf green one. thank you!
>>131427507get what you like and enjoy it. highly recommend looking up how to set it up yourself. Dave’s world of fun stuff is a good source on youtube.
>>131427380imagine someone posts photos of the Nice Room from outside the window...
>>131427507if that's your price range yeah. get a real telecaster if you can afford it.
>>131424736is that really you
>>131427343What's PRS's secret? How have they eclipsed all other guitar makers and consistently delivered the superior axe?
>>131427867best marketing department in the business and extremely influential artist endorsements
Name a better solution. Ill wait.
>>131427867PRS is objectively shit, lil bro
>>131427885For me, it's aqua regia: the solution of kings.
>>131427350i think you missed the point somewhat.
>spent 10 seconds trying to sweep pick>left hand cant keep up with the right hand>get frustrated and just go back to caveman pickingINTO THE THRASH IT GOES
>over an hour since the last postbot software crashed again
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/131404888/#131406273Eric Alan Downing, 35 born Jan 1991 (602) 481-8216 5151 E Guadalupe Rd #3104Phoenix, AZ 85044 International Finance, Corpfinsisu22@gmail.com
International Finance, Corp paid for my Mesa fullstack. Truly blessed just need to break in the V30’s https://voca.ro/17Elki8DT1By
>>131427967It takes time for sure. Are you trying to connect arpeggios?
https://voca.ro/1dz97RZ8jj65 I like the part in the chorus where it goes down chromatically from C to G.C G/B Gm/Bb F/A Fm/Ab C/G Dm/G C/GDm/G C C7/Bb F/A Fm/Ab C/G Dm/G C
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jE0Hyf12uUc
>>131428430do you think they will pay for your future 8 string headless guitar too?
>>131427507>should i get a squier affinity telecasterno you should get a squier debut telecaster
>>131428589If i ask nicely maybe. God bless International Finance, Corp.
>>131428636or better yet a Leo Jaymz telecaster and a screwdriver
>gets doxed>does not give a shit >continues posting as if it didn't even happenyeah i'm thinking based
>>131427507>squieryes>affinity no
>>131428503Nice. What song is this? Sounds Japanese from the melody
>>131429148https://youtu.be/837EVf43hTY?si=Oz7NkbZxibZtjgll
>>131427350hendrix is shit
>>131428921Eric won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km2hKwVbxBw
>>131427343best flatwound bass strings? saw someone say some a few generals again but forgot what they were
>>131429748labella deep talking flats. get lights if you want something close to the tension of rounds get mediums if you don’t care
>skinny top heavy bottomSimple as
>>131428921>can only talk about himself >contributes nothing to the thread>needs whatever crumbs of attention he can get from /gg/ for sustenancehe’s honestly a detriment to the general. his sycophants are no better
>>131429904The Eric hate really ramped up when he got that Boogie. Really strange. You've owned Boogies, correct? Did one of them hurt you when you changed a preamp tube or something? You need to let kindness fill your heart. I know it's easy to fall into the cycle of anger, but there are ways out. Jesus saves. If you aren't into that there are other outlets that can help.
>>131428646wow i realized theres quite a big difference with the price difference between an 8 string headless and a 7 string headless so you will be fine just buying a 7 string headless i suppose
>>131429956>maxing out your Sweetwater cards for your friends at /gg/peak mental illness
How long does it take to be decent at guitar and know what I'm doing. Started Learning recently...
>>131429904Just stop responding to him, you're right. He's so desperate for attention he's even spamming his own dox to make it look like there's some sort of conflict surrounding him.>131428589>131428646>131429956>131430046These posts are also him. If he doesn't get the attention he craves he just responds to himself. It's mental illness.
>>131430080You can be good enough to impress normies in like 2 weeks if you're slow. To impress autists? Multiple lifetimes.
>>131430080you can learn songs completely by ear and improvise freely within 5 years if you have a good program and practice consistently
>diarrhea againFml
>Sweetwater cardWhen you work for International Finance, Corp, you only pay with a credit card for the sweet cash back/points then pay it off at the end of the billing cycle. It pays to work at International Finance, Corp and being financially literate.
>if you were financially literate you would have real estate
>>131430154True.
if you were financially literate you would be married and either in a house or saving for a house instead of having a baby out of wedlock and dumping your entire bank account as soon as it crosses 4 digits
If you were financially literate you would buy a mesa mark series amp to go with your boogie full stack
>>131430197>>131430193>>131430154>>131430150>schizo samefag pretending to argue with himself
>>131430211There are no rules that say you can't have a fake conversation with yourself.
>>131430206that’s true. Dave Ramsey said third world schizo baubles on gg is the next big market
>>131430193damn nigga you old
so is he done talking to himself now or is he just going to keep going?
Just stop talking dude lol
I can have as many conversations with myself as I like.
>>131430311This.
oh the humanitywon’t someone think of the poor people getting bullied in /gg/
>mental illness thread
/gg/oin/gg/ insane a/gg/ain
If you find this general unusable because of the schizophrenia maybe you should try reddit where the mods actually moderate.
IN SANE IN DA MEMBRANE IN. SANE. IN. DA. BRAIN.
Levels of mental illness scorecard:>posting more than you practice: 5 points>buying something just because /gg/ talked about it: 5 points>posting personal information/using /gg/ as a blog: 4 points >coming here every day: 3 points>posting from a pc: 3 points >having an entire conversation with yourself: 3 points >posting the same photo more than 2-3 times: 2 points >posting gear that isn’t yours: 2 points>talking to yourself: 1 point How are we doing fellas? 4 points for me.
Eric
>>131430391how many points do you get for making up that you owned a house and had a wife and kids?
>>131430406That’s gotta be 10 (jackpot)
