Autumn blasts editionOld: >>131666477Faq: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131682386Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>131682389enjoying some mackys
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
Sepultura.>Max & Igor Cavalera: father worked for the Italian Consulate>Paulo Jr.: father was a lawyer>Andreas Kisser: father was a mechanical engineer; mother was a teacher>The support of the parents was one of the keys to our success. We had an empty room and my parents not only lent the space, but also the car to carry the equipment and made lunch for everyone when we were rehearsing.—Paulo Jr.Another trust fund band.
>>131682389:-)
>>131682380Awful Ukropig chud garbage band.
>>131682426Only the upper classes can dedicate time to something as frivolous as music.
>>131682426>>131682439You sound jealous.
>>131682433>support ukraine and you're a chud>support russia and you're also a chudstupid bydlo war
>>131682426>letting your kids use a spare room and car for music is a trust fund baby situationThis is a fucking weak claim.Unironically the spearheads of Black Metal had way more, with entire fucking buildings at their second homes or other properties to play in.
>>131682426It's funny they were all of European origin until the American joined
>>131682389
>>131682426Rich people have higher IQs and make better music. That is why black metal and especailly NSBM is so terrible and gay.
>>131682457Most of this board is brown and poor. It's why there's been such an obsession with "trust fund" bands in recent years. There's always some faggy arbitrary purity test that artists need to pass. Pre-2016 /mu/ never bothered worrying about such trivialities.
>>131682462>ignoring their parent's careers>shifting to the NorwegiansGo fuck yourself, Brazilian poser.
>>131682521>pre-2016 metal threads used to rec atmoshit and deathcore with minimal shitflinging about it
>>131682510>That is why black metal and especailly NSBM is so terrible and gay.Black Metal is the rich mans genre.
>>131682541Seethe more, if you want to go after the braztards for "muh trustfund" then most Norcuck BM musicians also had wealthy parents with multiple properties.Mayhem had an entire barn they practiced in and were likely better off than most posters here (especially the extreme poorfags who kvetch about it like you)
>>131682557>kvetching about the superior Norwegians again
>>131682578I'll insult everyone who deserves it cos I'm not a biased /pol/tard, Sepultura had privilege but so did your precious "antisemites". Sorry your favourite kvltkiddies were rich.
>>131682521Trvke of the highest order
>>131682428EVIL WOMAN DON’T YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES WITH MEEEE
>>131682585Sepultura acted like they came from the favelas. The Norwegians never did. It has nothing to do with wealth.
>>131682485Not a good look for America
>>131682389Death meal aoty 2026
>>131682521Best metal bands like Black Sabbath and Judas Priest came from the working class
>>131682621>Best metal bands like Black Sabbath and Judas PriestYou can come back to this hellhole once every 10 years yet all the posts will always be the same. Thank you /shredd1t/.
>>131682621Was about to mention Black Sabbath. They weren't lying about their backgrounds and from it they invented Metal.
>>131682621There’s no reason to gas up the working class this much unless you’re a slopulist or a communist, neither of which is very metak
>>131682604The Norwegians just put on corny Kiss make-up, had gay lovers quarrels that ended with them cowardly stabbing each other like gay latino gang bangers do in prison and pretended to be living corpses, much cooler
>>131682617Incorrect.
>>131682660There should be mexican metal that’s about cartel executions and sacrificing to Santa Muerte and all that stuff
>>131682672Brujeria existsMore or less at this point I guess
>>131682671Show me better stuff from 2026, I’ll listen
>>131682654You will never be a billionaire
>>131682660And they did this all in your mind, where it was real.
>>131682716True, I wouldn’t want more than a couple million at most, any quality of life improvements past that are diminishing returns like slapping more pixels on a 3D model, we need capital punishment for white collar crime too like the Chinese have
>>131682426Punks are the biggest frauds.While not Metal, some here will be familiar with the '80s Dischord Hardcore scene in DC. Despite its appearance, everyone's parents worked for the government in some capacity. This was directly confirmed by Brian Baker.Regarding S.O.A.>Circa April 1981, drummer Jacobsen was replaced by Ivor Hanson. At the time, Hanson's father was a top admiral in the US Navy and his family lived on the grounds of the Naval Observatory. The band held their practices there and had to be let in by Secret Service agents.
>>131682892Dischord bands suck anyway
>>131682892>one member>"THE SCENE WAS FULL OF IT"
>>131682940Get a native English speaker to explain it to you.
>>131682617>thumbnailMorbid Angel re-released Domination??
>when the speed metal riff hits
>>131682681NTA but the new Funebrarum is death metal AOTY
>>131683072Incorrect.
>>131683123No, thats correct. Not saying much though, 2026 has been a barren year for good metal.
>>131683164Incorrect.
>>131683170Post better 2026 death metal then
>>131683184New Immolation
>>131683198That was good but not better than the new funebrarum.
>>131682892Soa is whatever. Reagan youth and negative approach and minor threat are pretty good
>>131683198>>131683201Incorrect.
>Incorrect.
>>131682380I got 88/100 on the green Vothana Commando repress
What 2026 death metal has been worth checking out that isn't funebrarum, immolation, exhumed, or psycroptic?
>acid bath is opening for slipknot on 2 dates next summer
Another boomer death metal album coming out next month. Saints Dispelled was good so I'm excited.
>>131683264There are plenty of them. If you look hard enough, you'll come across them.
>>131683301What are your favorited from this year?
2 more days /nbbmn/ bros....
>>131683339real niggas don't need /nbbmn/ to blast black metal all day
>>131683299These guys have been consistently shitting out some pretty middling stuff for decades.>>131683306Picrel is a nice new one.
>>131683264Devil Master new album was very good
>>131683381That's black metal, you earlet.
>>131683373I was deliberately leaving out deathgrind stuff otherwise I would include that and pharmacist.
>>131683466I guess I should have left exhumed off the list too actually.
>>131683369Black Metal is very isolating... /nbbmn/ threads make me feel less alone.
>>131683373>These guys have been consistently shitting out some pretty middling stuff for decades.I've listened to it all. Slaves to Society, The New Elite and Saints Dispelled were the highlights as far as newer stuff goes but the rest is just meh. They are the motorhead of death metal.
>>131683339I bring you bad news...
>>131683229I look like this and say this
>>131682617Is pizza death a thing now?
>>131683466Are you looking for more conventional death metal, or are you excluding deathgrind because it's rooted in punk?
>>131683609I hope not. I don't know what I'd do without pizza.
Total pizza death 2026
>>131682439and homosexuality, "Bourgeois Deviance"
Based new janny. Matthew would have never deleted that post
>>131683816I deleted it, omega faggot
>>131683859I don't believe you
>>131683816Think you mean Martin
>>131683874Look, because of stupid posts like yours, newfags realize you don’t have any knowledge superior to theirs, and now they know that not even a fag like you can tell the difference between a post deleted by moderation and one that wasn’t
>>131683264Nedgravdhttps://youtu.be/n2qTDimOQl0?is=wOOqpSt1pnfHDzmP
>>131683888Checked.It was the best post in the thread.
> last metal post was two hours ago
>>131682400I don't respect any black metal artist that hasn't burned down at least one church
>>131682389Mogs Incatation btw
>>131683886Just another Marty Monday
Everyday I fight the urge to not start a Black Metal Vinyl Collection Update channel on Youtube.
So, fellas... Is it /metal/?
>>131684527yephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ktY8L6v0A
>>131684527Any music is if you blast it loud enough
why come my man blud don't get a cool hat
>>131684749>trans flag>dysgenic face and fake hair>children's art on the wall>"sociologically"reminder that being racist and playing video games are now considered mental illnesses but this 2 spirit otherkin is heckin' valid
>>131684216>t. terrorist
>>131684749Not a good look
How do we win /trad/ back into this general?
>>131684749Average black metal fan
>>131684897Not posting MS paint edits of Dio or Rob Halford in diapers for 5 years straight might be a start
RABM is gay and has AIDS
>>131684897Posting more MS paint edits of Dio or Rob Halford in diapers
why are metalfags so dysgenic
>>131685039bad diet, no exercise, mentally ill, alcohol & drug abuse, and spend all their time online complaining about the jews
>>131685039Mentally or physically?
>>131685039Didn't know what "dysegenic" meant but it'd make for a good band name.
>>131685061sounds based and Aryan to me
>>131685173obviously it does, that's why you're getting replaced kek
>>131685173white women like guys who eat healthy, are /fit/, drink responsibly, and don't treat jews as a scapegoatall of these give the ick
>>131685197Who cares about what women like. I care about RIFFS.
>>131685197>white women like guys who are rich*
>>131685221learn how to cookyou can work out at home, even in a cuckpartmentstop drinking, doing drugs, and watching pornthe jews aren't making your life shit, you areonce you commit to these things, you can easily settle down with a nice 5/10 and as a bonus, you also become a step-dadman up, get a job, raise her kids, and pay taxes
>>131684749Xe spams here >>131682413
>>131682389real good live kino
Crimson is my favorite death metal album of all time, god it's so good
>>131684765Xe is still whiter than you
>>131683065Hell yeah!
>>131685246now THIS is grim, not bmcel metal
>>131685196Metalheads are a dying breed
>>131685246This all sounds unappealing
>>131685537That's how you know you're a trve metalhead.
>>131685460A DYING BREEDTHAT CAN'T BREEDAAAAAAAAAH*shitty guitar solo*
>>131685598I have a wife and a kid too. But nowadays whenever i have time to myself i wanna get drunk and listen to anal cunt, ac/dc or Black Sabbath
>>131685632gee, you're a real keeper
>>131685649>gee, you're a real keeper
>>131682389Forget the dragonforce meme, THIS is the HEAVIEST metal known
>>131685705You mean gayest
>>131685715Correct
What do I blast as I blow my brains across the fuckin wall?
>want to hire a girl for a photoshoot"nothing wrong with that!">want her to wear a specific outfit"not unusual at all!">want her face painted in a particular way"oooo artistic!">want her to be nude"more power to her!">want to fuck her in every hole all day long until the face paint runs off making her look like a sad clown"hey that's illegal in your country! (unless you register as a small business, hire professional videographers, and sell the footage on the Internet"
well this thread sure got dark real quick
>>131686202Metal allows us to explore dark subjects from afar o algo.
>Metal allows us to explore dark subjects from afar o algo.
Holy dead general
>7 posts in 3 hours
Archgoat is better than revenge
Usecase for Metal made after 2000?
>>131687420not metal
>>131687420I really wish this fat faggot would stop fucking around with the wigger shit just re-release the early albums on CD already
>>131687420KPN's St. Anger. Probably the most personal Famine's album. And his worst so far.7/10
>>131687589Sounds like metal to me.https://youtu.be/iUQ6UVV4AWY
>>131687204No.
I'M IN ANGER WITH YOOOOUUUUUUUUI'M IN ANGER WITH YOOOOUUUUUUUU
If you are false, do not entry.
>>131687110>posted 2 hours ago
the thread is always dead when i'm not samefagging garbage all day long
>>131688041its almost like people who spam trash all day make no one else want to post and go find better places
in Dyers Eve is James singing "cannot cope without U2" or " cannot cope without YouTube"?
>>131688126its well known that 80s Hetfield couldnt cope without his skibidi rizzler lore videos
>looks great from behind with a big fat ass and rounded thighs>turns around and reveals saggy lopsided breasts, an obese stomach, and a fupawhat is the metal equivalent of this
>>131688204DragonForce
>>131688204I like all those features
.............................................................Satan.
>>>/int/225096114
>>131688204Dream Theater.
>>131688204deathspell omega
>>131688318jannies are no longer basement dwellers, they're feds
>>131685632>I have a wife and a kid too.cuck
>pope richardsEven RABM fags didn't took him seriously so is he forgotten now?
>>131688536>expecting transfolx to stay relevantthey can't even live full lives
>>131688546they will live forever in our hearts
I'm sorry but if the lyrics aren't intellectually stimulating I won't be listening
>>131688601I find racist lyrics very intellectually stimulating
It's been a while since The Great Kat has posted some musky used panties for sale
>>131688666disgusting
>tfw no Batlord gf
Wigger Slam
>>131689014"Real Wigger Slam" only consists of the Myscape Wigger Slam scene and the New York Death Metal Scene. What is known by ""Wigger" Slam" is nothing but Deathcore with questionable real Wigger Slam influence. When people try to argue that bands like Internal Bleeding are not real Wigger Slam, while saying that INFECTIOUS JELQING is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake Wigger Slam as The Slamburglars (plus the autism). Real Wigger Slam sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake Wigger Slam is weak, corny and a failed attempt to direct energy and swag into music. Some examples of REAL WIGGER SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Repudilation, Entorturement, Necrofuckphilia and New Yorkment . Some examples of FAKE WIGGER SLAM are INFECTIOUS JELQING, ARSENY and BOLTCUTTER. WIGGER SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE
>>131689014>listen to one Infectious Jelqing track on youtube>algorithm now decides I must be pushed every video SLAM WORLDWIDE releasesI don't want this, slam sucks
Anyone knows shops that distribute blood and crescent records? Their shipping fees are enormous and they don't have all albums
>>131682380>YT comments on this albumredditards really hate ukrainians who DON'T die in the trench.after the lists of "sketchy" bm bands, here come the lists of deserter ukrainian bm bands.
>>131689385that reminds me, there's a new Nokturnal Mortum ep
>>131687649>St. AngerSo an album hated by non-sex havers?
St. Anger - the shittiest nu metal album of all time
St. Anger is based because my drug dealing grandpa was at San Quentin and appears in the music video
Metallica playing St. Anger in San Quentin caused a few cases of PTSD among the inmates
>>131689462Lars's incessant banging on trash can lids sounded like the warden's surprise knocks
>>131689488those digits tho
St. Anger is missing some blast beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRX9tlqwwNI
More like St. Banger
>>131686186Any NSBM that has Hitler on the album cover.
>>131682389new headbussahttps://youtu.be/awJDBQL2Rfo
Artist: BasedallicaAlbum: St. CringeSong: Some Kind of Kino
INVISIBLE YIDNEVER SEE WHERE HE HIDWHERE DID HE GO WITH THAT KIDCHECK UNDER THE SEWER LID
>>131685288Correct.
>>131690096>see this address brazilian? this is where the /metal/ nsbm poster lives
>>131690244>address brazilianhow the fuck did I switch the two wordsmy brain is way faster than my fingers
>>131688204>expect cool aggressive death metal from the cover>get pinch harmonic sloppa instead
>>131690244>>131690330brazilian self report
National socialist brazilian funk
>>131690347Correct.
TOTAL NSBM SUPREMACY
>>131690429you prolly brown on here
>>131690363>libertarian right tropicaliaftfy
>>131690429Correct.
>>131690347>no u
>>131682389https://youtu.be/JhD4-nQJ-48
>mfw meloctober is just around the corner
>>131683235But the OBI vinyl is red? Mine is 34.
>>131683235HEIL
I just roke up
>>131689385Dumping on Sad Boy Kekht is not a bad thing, even if for the wrong reason.
What’s better black metal or death metal?
>>131691597Blackened death
>>131691597St. Anger
>>131691597Grindcore
>>131691597There's some very fine people on both sides.
>>131691643Correct.
>>131691611>meloshit, Japan :o
>>131691597
>>131691643>>131691655>t. gays
>>131691720you're not being nice
>>131691643Incorrect.
>>131691839explain yourself
>Try to look up Morbid Angel's album Domination on work PC to pass the time>Bing (default browser) results are all porn like "FOXY ANGEL BEDROOM ACTION", "EVIL ANGEL - Anna de Ville Ass DOMINATED & Rough Fuck" etcWhat the fuck lmao
>>131692006inb4 you get called into HR soon
>>131692013Doubt it as I've done far worse things in person, but that'll be hilarious. I did search up "Morbid Angel discography" afterwards to double check I had the album name rightFurther evidence Microsoft is ran by pajeets desu
>>131692006I don't think the results would show up like that unless someone had looked up that kind of shit using the work Wi-Fi before
>>131692006>mfw to get from my work station to my battle station I just have to rotate 45 degrees in my chair
>>131692006Things that never happened.
>>131692037>>131692047It's the default results lmao. I used my phone browser on a new session (cleared history, etc) to check and same results>>131692038I just don't have room for a three monitor setup + my own battle station at home. Plus, I need to dip into the warehouse to check out parts to make sure they're in spec or snap a few photos to make sure they're in spec and stuff
>>131692062I checked and these don't show up unless you turn off SafeSearch which is not the default choice. Still weird though lol
>>131692006>>131692062Who pushes pornography?
>>131692116Do the needful saar
>>131692122Shalom
>>131692006>Where the Slime Live intensifies
>>131682389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbxkSD7EbgWhen a DM album has an unusual album cover, it's usually a good sign
Black metal is inherently anti-capitalist
>>131692478This might be too big brained of a concept for you, but>anti-semitic =/= anti-capitalistCrazy, I know!
Black metal is inherently third way (either distributism or fascism)
>>131692530third world*
>>131692535Correct.
>>131692530>distributismChristfag ideology (and that's a good thing)
>>131682386Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "homosexual", they were anti-vagina, they were pro-penis, we cultivated this
Early Stworz is just something else, man. Meloblack/Pagan masterpiece
>>131691994is this actually good
>>131692691yes, it's one of the best speed metal albums. It's also the best blind guardian album but guess it doesnt mean much because most of their material sucks.
>>131692731>it's one of the best speed metal albumsIncorrect.
Crazy how Rust in Peace is still the best thrash metal album of all time. Kinda sad too.
death metal is inherently homophobic and misogynistic
>>131692824Not even the best Megadeth
Chuck Schuldiner was gay and died of AIDS.
>>131692824
>>131692824Incorrect.
>>131692865But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
>>131693089Correct.
can you guys stop posting gay shit or pictures of dudes in diapers
>>131693213Incorrect.
>>131693224>>131693155False>>131693072True
going to bed, no metal will be posted below this post
>>131693422Incorrect.
>>131693469man tumor is awesome
>>131693469Best German grind band
Should I listen to Borknagar
how do they come up with those technical brutal death riffs and how do they make them all fit together in songs
>>13168238940 Years Somewhere In Time
>>131693545>Wasted Years
>>131682413>>131692478>>131692530black is 'inhehwentwee' nothing but the shittiest metal subgenre, fuck off and make your own general already
>>131693530Only their first 3 albums
>>131693634what happens after that
>>131693647enshitification
https://youtu.be/EKpNKJX9E4c>that clean guitar at 5:20music for this feel?
>>131693674try Bal Sagoth - Starfire Burning upon the Ice-Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule
business idea: Titty Tuesdays
>>131694109Not metal
Emo ozzy
>>131694109That's a great idea!
>>131694300lewd
>>131693530listen to Molested instead
>>131694386I already did that, that’s why I’m interested in Borknegar.
>>131694349Matt Pike has ftm chest
Please spoonfeed me Brutal Death Metal.
>>131694809Suffocation
>>131694809
>>131694819I hope I don't get in trouble for saying this, but I did not care for Suffocation.>>131694925Good looking chart thanks! Any particular one you reccomend?
>>131682389One of the most slept-on thrash releases of recent years, imo. Real top stuff. Strong whiffs of Vektor, but not too close to be cloney. Way better than something like Vexovoid
>>131695214will check this out. thanks for posting.
>>131682389second spin
>>131682380>using the inferior cover art
>>131695214I also recommend Paranorm and Venus (from Greece)
>>131695291What about the original LP cover?
>>131695320Cheers. I remember thinking Paranorm was pretty decent first (and last) time i listened to it. Moght have to revisit
>DUDE, DIRTY ASIANS WHO LOVE JEWISH DILDOS IS GONNA BE ON IN 37 SECONDS, TURN THE TV ON NOW
>>131682389Secretly the best Inquisition album.
>pedophiliac riffs
>>131695668
>>131695695Not a good look
>>131695695yikes
>>131695710Why, just your typical american household
>>131695274Hell yeah this band is just relentless. 4 releases of top to bottom ragers. Think i like the 3rd the best, but this rules hell yeah
More like /dead/
>>131696166do you want me to post kultur
>>131696242>>131696242>>131696242
>>131691501never heard of her