Pick one editionOld: >>131771326FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5i
BLASTING
>>131779702Riffs that trigger the self-hating Brazilian schizoposter
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131779707Just looking at this list of absolute snorefests makes me drowsy. Industrial metal sucks so fucking bad.
>>131779702One of the only good femoid bands
>>131779770>femoid band>no catsProbably lesbians
Friendly reminder Varg is gay and has full-blown fucking GRIDS in the ass hole.
>>131779809Euronymous is better
>>131779712Metal wouldn't have been tolerated in Nazi Germany. They were trying to improve upon the lives of Germans, not wallow in shit.
>>131779829Euronymous was a commie homo who died like a bitch.
What's the verdict on this album?
>>131779860Euronymous was a principled Marxist and incredibly straight hero who was tragically murdered
>>131779809>>131779840>>131779840Shalom, gay metalhead
>>131779702
Is there anything in KD's discog (including MF) that even comes close to this thing? Because I've listened to Melissa and DBTO and they are nowhere near as good as this.
Post the nine albums that made you
>>131779870not metal
>>131780072
>>131779906His life (or death, rather) unironically served as a blood sacrifice which extended the lifespan of metal for at least half a century. Louis would've been nothing without Euronymous as his target
And yes I'm right as usual, you're welcome
>>131780072been listening to metal since the 80s, it just keeps getting better every year :)
Post funny tour stories
>>131779906>Euronymous was a MarxistIncorrect.
>>131780127>Blood Incantation Incredible band, not sure why they get so much hate hefe.
>>131780061Not sure, but I tend to pick the 3 songs starting with letter 'A' the most out of anything in KD/MF's discog. It's a phenomenal record
>>131780089Now see this anon, that's how u use that meme properly, mild keks
>>131780180Meh, bit cringe imo
We Heil Vikernes in this household young man.
>>131780186Kek. Do we know if any of the members of Gaecum are even married?
What if it turns out Gaecum are all single unmarried homosexual men like Mathew? Would that surprise the Gaecum fanbase of 200 people worldwide?
>>131779696what's this dude's genre?
one of my favorite albums, I always give it a full listen
>>131780133He supported Stalin because “he killed the most people” or something like that. Seems pretty based
HEIL JANNY
>>131779707Only Godflesh is worth listening to on this list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEgoY1Yx674
>>131780468Nailbomb though
>>13178047360 year old faggot still bragging about killing a 5' 6" 130lb manI would really like for varg to fight a real man and get his head stomped in before he dies of clogged arteries from being a fat retarded buttercake eating nigger
>>131780375Hull's riffs give me blue balls
>>131779707>essential industrial black metal>no thorns
>>131779702Bongman's DSBM Demo
crytube
>>131780362Stop grooming young men, you Californian vocaroo fag
>>131779702underrated bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-tN0Zwafw
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>>131780186is this album any good
https://voca.ro/1mqb1K4iUuaC
Thank you for the unhinged commentary
>>131781030’Tis
https://voca.ro/19dWBY60uTRi
Metal for an IDF soldier about to go into battle against heathen terrorists?
https://voca.ro/12EIgiTkAr4O
>>131781187Creeping Death.literally about the Angel of Death during the first passover.
>>131781030It is the second or third greatest album in history after Ultra and possibly Natur
>>131780087?
>>131781187Bombfood by artillery
>>131781059>>131781171>>131781211Shut the fuck up.
>>131781217Megabased.https://youtu.be/GNFdqh4fG0o^^^My favourite rendition of that song.
>>131781222So true, sister
Zogbots would love this band
>>131781171Don't say the F word
When James Hetfield said "YEAH" I felt that.
>>131781171you're LITERALLY a homosexual noncekys
I’ve seen “Shalom.” Start to spread outside of /metal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAPZRbOlkaINot a good look for metalheads
>We may be evil but we're not pedosVery strange thing to say.
>>131781187Do you all still wear those diapers?
https://voca.ro/14h5WbIefE2V
>>131781419your voice is so faggyare you trans?
>>131781392These faggots brought that here from /pol/
>>131781440https://voca.ro/1nemmWPNp2AH
Weird freak
Based eccentric.
https://voca.ro/1nSH7kbPHbLR
Why did St. Anger upset non-sex havers so badly when it came out?
>>131781619I wouldn't know because I was 9 y/o at the time.
don't even click on vocaroofag's shitdon't encourage himhe's gay and has aids
>>131781619https://voca.ro/11bGjZXT1JhQ
>>131781646Thanks Matthew. Real believable.
>>131781659Genuinely schizophrenic
>>131781680https://voca.ro/18yzZvMUVMcB
>>131781497>https://voca.ro/1nSH7kbPHbLRBeing from California is no excuse for sounding like you're trans. A guy from LA used to post vocaroos here and he had a golden voice. Masculine and witty to boot
>>131780366Most orcs I know listen to dungeon synth.
>>131781775https://voca.ro/19asdCwxPNsj
>>131781817You're incredibly dense tbqh
>>131781787but one orc is for Thrash, the Uruk Hai is for death metal (evolved Thrash)that motherfucker must be Death-thrash
>>131781830https://voca.ro/1o2rZtAj1ISc
Why were all the vocaroos deleted within seconds one night but now there is zero moderation?
>>131781918You guys are so soft here. Like how hard is it to post around links that you don't like? I'm done posting but please try to actually be metal instead of a poser.
>>131781817Ironic post tbqh
>>131781838He looks a little zesty. Dungeon synth or symphonic black are his bag.
>>131781870While you're here calling people gay, did you forget making these vocaroos?>https://vocaroo.com/1gVFTPIxfAkO>https://vocaroo.com/1mRC5ePXcSlR>https://vocaroo.com/113yXQsowxiQ>https://vocaroo.com/1d6YFHz1CxVP>https://vocaroo.com/1dV75ubxGS3Q
>>131781967Why do you have all these saved matthew? I think you're in love with me dude
>>131781938It was more of a comment on the janitorial staff rather than your mentally ill spam
>>131781960maybe neoclassical or speed metal then?THIS motherfucker's gotta be brutal thrashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heorwUlRb6A
>>131781998Janny and I are literally married dude so watch what you say about my woman
>>131782011Stop being a homeless tweaker.
>>131782021Metal is my life poser
>>131781393Many are saying this
>>131782004Yeah that dude fucks with Demo Hammer. This nasty bitch is DSBM all day.
Mustaine won.
>>131782173Go to bed Dave
>>131782173Correct.
>>131782173>>131782039
>>131782173Is this your grandma?
Why did they only ever release one good album?
>>131782621Because you're a heckin rascal
>>131782621I thought they released 4 good ones, they kinda lost me by reinventing the steel, but cowboys to trendkill were enjoyable.
Power Trip are back baby!!!!!!!!
>>131782784poseur band
Gayve Basedstain
>>131782784Didn't their vocalist die from AIDS?
>>131782784More into the canadian power trip with two bass players. My ears haven’t ever hurt as bad after a show
>>131783013Interesting.
If you could play any instrument for any band during any era of their career, which and who would you pick? For me, drums for Slayer 1986 tour
>>131783228I would love to play guitar for anal cunt. Probably during the fuckin a era
>Yeah, all the genres that are literal fucking noise with completely unintelligible non-singing? Great.>The only one with any actual musical quality and lyrics you can understand? LE CRING!Being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian is not a substitute for having a personality.
>>131783438who are you quoting
>>131783459The image in the OP
>>131783459PMRants
>>131783459fzk / 9GAG I guess??
E flat is the perfect tuning
>>131780127Why did you use my last.fm to make this
>>131782784Is the drummer still intolerably shit?
>>131782621Pic related is the one good album and it's cause they sold out to the 90s metal trends. "Trendkill" as an album name couldn't be more ironic
We the boomersAre we the boomers?We the boomersAre we the boomers?Some can of monsterSome can of monsterSome can of monster
>>131784054that's his fretting handhis riffing hand could open anything
>>131782696Same here
>>131783228Second guitar for morbid angel during the first four albums
>>131779702They cooked with this one to be honest
>>131779702Fucking hell modern Xasthur is boring.
Jewish prog metal > NSBM
ian hill retired lads
>>131784724retiring from arthritis is so unmetal
>>131784728such a bass player thing to do
>>131784724Oh no!Anyway
>>131784760Correct.
POWER TRIP CHADS we are so fucking backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4u9M1eXxq0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JMSp0DsiWE
>>131783438Notmalfag cope.
>>131780061Weird because Melissa is the best album he’s put out.
>>131784853maybe this time they'll keep a vocalist who doesn't die like George Floyd
>>131783854kek I remember youhas this general been the same 10 people for the past few years
>stops playing metal about ancient Egypt to play metal about modern Detroithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDtIU2Ii6N4
>>131784471His songs are impossible to remember except prison of mirrors
>>131779702Esoctrilihum's new release
>>131779696Power Metal is the nerdiest faggiest metal genre by far and Legolas makes women wet. Fuck off with this nonsense.Power Metal is Smeagol.
Gollum synth:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2KGXzcD0WM
>>131784471I listened to one song and it just sounds like schizo noodling with almost no musicality
Dare I say it... Dimmu Borgir are back.
>>131779696Fixed
>>131785262>fat ass dwarf>not "heavy"one fucking job
symphonic + gothic + black metal might be the combination that women can get into the most especially if it has piano. But they wont be able to relate to the lyrics much because they can't understand them. Also they are only into Black Metal because of it's aesthetics and history with true crime & foids love true crime (can't blame them thats most people into BM)www.youtube.com/watch?v=aydHpzk7iwc
>>131785270I understand the pun but still power takes the cake, they are the nerdiest mfs ever everytime. Maybe they were not in the 80s, and never the bands themselves, the frontmen of PM are often into body building but not the faggots that listen to that shit genre. Most are Dugeons & Dragons fags. Trust me I know I have friends that are in their 30s that are still into PM.
As for why I removed Gandalf? People that old moved on from Metal a long time ago. They listen to real music like Classical, Neo Classical, Opera, Jazz Fusion, maybe Prog but not likely.
>>131785277there are a few all female bm bandsbut isn't cradle of filth and similar blackened gothic stuff more their thing?
>>131785295>People that old moved on from Metal a long time ago
>>131785277>they wont be able to relate to the lyrics much because they can't understand themWhy not?
>>131785296goth is always the scene of women because it implies a fashion style as well. And women love aesthetics thats just how they are wired.they are into bm because of the killing of Euroymous basically, its not that women like any killer but they like handsome killers and Varg was one of those.
Metal for this feel?
Average Power Metal fan
>>131785360Wow power metal fans have a good sense of humour
>>131785277If there's one thing I associate with goth metal, it's frilled-neck lizards
>>131785383dismal euphony was underrated. I h8 when beautiful people off themselves, drug overdose, etc, what a waste of good genetics. Feels unfair.
>>131785257fun fact, thats the whole album
Relaxed morning
>>131785410here's a good pickup line>"hey sexy, let's get you pregnant and have a baby before you kill yourself and waste your genes"
>>131785452lolnot romantic enough
>>131785472I'LL DO ANYTINGTO MAKE YOUCUM
>>131785472He was even like this on Carnivore, songs about rape and conquest just suddenly like this."I do it for you" right after lyrics like>The men I've killed the children slaves>and all the women I've raped
>>131785487
>>131785501Unironically true of the West compared to most of the East no joke lol.
>>131785507well yeah, the meme is funny but true when comparing England vs. France or whatever
>>131785517unironically true as well. France is the greater evil.
>>131785525>t. eternal Anglo
>>131785501besides just polshitting, what exactly are you trying to convey here about Carnivorei dont think they were ever making a serious point
>>131784724should there be a maximum prohibiting making metal?
>>131785537mainly that men can go to war, crush the skulls of young boys, rape girls, and burn villages to the ground, but then come back home and do gay shit like making love to a woman next to the fireplace and putting her pussy on a pedestal
>>131785540maximum age*
>>131785360Sabaton aren’t power metal
>>131785753
Zionist black metal
>do gay shit like making love to a woman
>>131785833having a girlfriend is quite possibly the most unkvlt and gayest shit possible
>>131785847Trve kvlt is gay
How come only hardcore has produced scene-beef related diss tracks? Are metalheads too afraid of fighting to diss each other?https://youtu.be/YqpgQSgGRmghttps://youtu.be/GeRi2tqmksUhttps://youtu.be/b2Y73s6xVNA (this one is technically war metal made for vendettas, but it comes from the hardcore scene)
>>131786118Because drama is not content.
I just roke up
>have short hair and look like a normalfag>told coworkers I play metal guitar>theyre surprisedEvery time
>>131786226you will always be associated with this kind of faggotryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU
>>131786347Sounds fine to meOnly one of my coworkers listens to anything metal related
>>131786380>Sounds fine to me
>>131781758>I've been on this site for five yearsThat explains a lot
>>131786416I mainly like playing stuff that sounds like Death or Ensiferum
>>131784853Why is modern thrash so fucking boring
>>131785977Where is she now?
>>131786347I don't even mind the sound here but the fact that the orchestra and keyboardist are completely absent from the video is what gets me
Y'all ever listen to Sleep Token??
>>131786440I've talked to people that have posted on 4chan since 2003. Those are the weird ones.
>>131786699
The new WITTR sounds bretty gud
>>131785027>has this general been the same 10 people for the past few yearsY-yeah just those past "few" years, haha
>>131784471Scott seems like someone who'd regularly post here
>>131786745Did it leak or are you talking about the two singles? (Please say it leaked.)
>>131787126I checked after he said and its not on getmetal, which would no doubt have that if it leakedUnless its on slsk, I dont use that
>>131787126Just the singles mane
>there's still rap metal coming out in 2026 and it still sucks ass
Haha! I'm gonna get drunk and listen to some "fakken Bawstahn Haadcaah" and /metal/ can't stop me!
>>131787189It isn't even 3pm yet
>>131787189I only care what you do in regards to metal. Not metal? Don’t care. They might be interested over on >>>/lgbt/
>>131779702Got a lot of nostalgia for this guy
>>13178718916 VALVE H8
>>131787189Complete rascal this poster
>>131787189More of a 25 ta life/madball new yahk typa guy but you do you queer
>>131786118>How come only hardcore has produced scene-beef related diss tracks?Because hardcore has been infiltrated by tiktok brained drama queen zoomers.>Are metalheads too afraid of fighting to diss each other?They just stab each other 37 times in self defense or whatever if there’s a problem.
>>131786226Riveting story bro.
>>131786576Because thrash as a genre was solved 40 fucking years ago or whatever.
>>131786118Metalheads are just a buncha pussies
>>131786118because metal is about music.Punk and Rap are about image and self.
>>131787359Yeah, that's why these niggas grow out their hair, wear band merch only and paint their faces, right?
>>131787326The newest diss track in that list is 12 years old.
>>131787378Metal is for sissies that take pictures of themselves standing in front of some trees because being outside is novel and new to them. Punk rockers are outside every day being chads.
>>131787401>Punk rockers are outside every day being homelessFixed
>>131787401>because being outside is novel and new to themBMfags have been taking these pictures of "us out in le spooky woods lol" since the 90sIf you're going to throw shit, at least don't dismantle your own point in the same fucking sentence
>>131787326Hardcore has been drama city for like 40 years
>>131787384Okay then replace “tiktok brained” and “zoomer” with a something more appropriate for the time because while the trends shift hardcore has always been full of retards.
>>131787414I am aware>>131787424
>>131787401Correct.
>>131787378black metal is closer to punk in that it is about image, that's why you had beef that resulted in murder.thanks for proving my point that black metal isn't metal
>>131786118The aesthetics and themes of a lot of metal don't really lend themselves well to that kind of thing. Hardcore is always talking about betrayal and personal shit.
>>131787331Q('-'Q) fite mi
>>131787409>>131787413>>131787447Metal fags taking a picture of themselves standing in the middle of the Christmas tree lot pretending their in the forest lmao
>>131787475I’m an adult so no.
Should I go see Boris live? I used to like them a few years ago, but now I have mixed feelings.
I'm a big guy and i beat up black metalers
You know your swedish d-beat crust metal record is gonna be great and on repeat all weekend when the first track is just called>Caveman Motherfuck>>131787522I had the same idea, except I never liked Boris. I just have a hunch that they sound massive live. Maybe I'll like them afterwards?
>>131787540That Woolfbrigade album is just the same as all their albums. Fun, but man they really only do one thing.
>>131787562They're consistently bland
>>131787540>I just have a hunch that they sound massive liveBasically, my worry is my ears getting destroyed even with earplugs lol.
*mogs the fuck out of punk sissies*
>>131787590Shows like that where you can't even the music because it sounds like a 4 minute sonic fart of noise are kind of a waste imo
>>131787606Nice Halloween costume bro, remember you have to return it to Costumes Plus by Nov 1
>>131787574I can enjoy the blandness so I don't mind, but I wouldn't be upset if they at least *tried* to experiment.
>>131787637Yeah, I understand that they're following their formula but eventually it gets boring
>>131787616I agree. Some guy in real life invited me, but it's not easy to say no to people.
>>131787659For sure. A "one spin every now and then" kinda band. I imagine going through their discog would be torture.
>>131787661Why is that
>>131787633say it to his face not online and see what happens
>presses play on something described as 'progressive'>cheesy keyboards and guitar chugs in the first 30 seconds
>>131787719I don't prance around in the woods wearing Halloween shit lil bro I'm in the concrete jungle. Tell your gay lover to meet me here
>>131787741>>presses play on something described as 'progressive'You lost me there, lad
>>131787741Idk why bands still tag on long intros to songs and yet they all try to do it. It's usually a sure sign the song isn't going to be good.
>>131787741>>presses play on something described as 'progressive'That ain't ever happening, mane
>>131787750fuck off rat
>>131787790Rat is 3 feet tall I'm voca anon
>>131787797So the only person nearly as retarded? Got it. Still never clicking one of your gay shitposts.Fuck off either way.
>>131787750autismo shoes
>>131787750Nice hobo jeans, pedo
>>131787812>>131787826bodied that freak
>>131787766The worst is when it's an isolated intro track that drags on, then there's a pause before the first real song that sounds completely out of place when it kicks in
>>131787808This guy is so mad over an imageboard jfc >>131787812Size 12 matty let's see your little dainty elf feet >>131787826Oh it's this loser. Haha because I said something to the self identifying swedish femboy itt I'm a pedo forever to this schizoid
>>131787860Especially if the musical ideas being conveyed are wanky for the sake of pretending they're artistic and not something you'll remember. In the right hands instrumental rock or metal is killer but in the wrong hands it's boring as fuck.
>>131787871pedocoded post
>>131787606Gayland sucks. Shit drumming with gay fantasy themes. >thousand swordsSo what? They would be useless against one gun lol
Any of you guys in the NPC NUTTER MATRIX?! :D \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALoXNrzW3e0
>>131787890What gun do you own that can shoot 1000 bullets in rapid succession?
>>131787902How can you use more than 2 swords at once effectively
>>131787886This is an adult woman and hot as literal fuck and i would prefer this over a child. Go kys
>>131787901you're banned, remember?
This entire genre is largely populated by the biggest sacks of human shit imaginable championing horrible behavior and getting rewarded for it.
>>131787606but that is a punk sissy
>>131787932How so?
What is the metal equivalent of this?https://youtu.be/eNIgA1xb-9w
>>131787930I never got banned! What makes you come to that conclusion?!
>>131787932Oops, meant to post this in the hip hop thread. My bad metalchads
>>131787932that's based. only punk sissies care about morality
>>131787922lmao is that why you live in a tent? because no one will rent to a convicted sex offender? what a freak
>>131787922ok pedo
>>131787962Normgroids will complain about metal, meanwhile all their yuppy ass heros are sipping wine at the Epstein party with sweaters draped over their shoulders looking very respectable. Hate normies man.
>>131787871Having big feet doesn’t make your shoes less autistic.
speaking of clothing, it's getting chilly outside i hope you've all stocked up on metal merch for the winter
>>131787974>>131787975You guys are losers. I'm getting unhinged virgin vibes now and that leads to ocd and hysteria.
>>131787988I have other shoes man
>>131788008says the goober wearing incel jeans + shoes. tell your mom to stop shopping for you at target
>tfw there hasnt been a great DSBM album since 2023
>tfw there hasnt been a great DSBM albumfyfy
>>131788040I thought I could prove you wrong but you're right. I can't even think of a great 2023 DSBM release, which one are you thinking of?
>>131788033Literally a thread full of fashion critics. Metal couldn't get more dead atp
>>131788053It's mostly just cos I really like Begotten, but even then like most of their albums its 4 tracks where only 2 of them are standout. I just really love those 2.
>>131788022And that changes what exactly?
>>131788054Metal is as much about fashion as it is about music
>>131788061Those 2 were bangers though >>131788066Why don't you suck my dick>>131788072Maybe to you but to me metal is my life
>pedo likes DSBMthe guilt must weigh heavy
>>131788086>Why don't you suck my dickWhy don’t you stop being gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2pGeFZwhgCYBER HOUNDS FROM HELL!! \\m//
>>131788072No it is not
>>131788109its okay if you're over 18 he wont be interested
>>131788086>metal is my lifeWell you sure don't dress like it is
>>131788133He also doesn't post about metal, so no shit.
onwards>>131788146>>131788146>>131788146
>>131788109The gay thoughts go away after you suck it
https://www.tiktok.com/@extraterrestrialmayhem/video/7666570912732351766CLEAN UP LEASH UP! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYMkukwl234VENOM INVENTED BLACK METAL! \\m//
>>131788040chop off the "since 2023" and you'll have it right
>>131779870Aside from POTGA, really boring
https://www.tiktok.com/@extraterrestrialmayhem/video/7689945619678498071WHO'S GONNA BARK AT THE MOON NOW, NOW THE MOONS JUST A BLINDING FLAREEEEE!!!! \\m//
