Goreaphobia editionOLD: >>131788146FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5i
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131796425
>>131796428>>131796457Sweet, more spam
Whites overwhelmingly voted for right wing president in Brazil which shows that nsbm fans from latinx countries are still white.
>>131796472She's on a roll.
Am I the only one who would rather listen to an album that has like 3 votes on rym, instead of album that has like 500 votes?
>>131796523wow you're so kvlt
>>131796415Why's he making a sơy face
Please, recommend me black metal albums from picrel country
>>131796586Picrel is pretty good
>>131796586
Artist: FartthroneAlbum: PanzerfartSong: Beholding The Throne of Fart>And destruction upon the holy fart>Who farts a jew
>>131796586Got sent this one for free alongside some other CDs I got off some shitty old online distro some odd years ago, pretty good shit, very Mortuary Drape-esque
metallica
>>131796050that's nothing>doubled over in pain all morning>feel like I wanna puke but can't>hard to even concentrate on things>feel clammy with a cold sweat>suddenly, a rumble from the depths below>IT BEGINS>sprint full speed to the shitter, throwing open the door with such force that it bounces off the wall and knocks me in the face>stumble past door and barely get my pants down in time>blunt force trauma of slamming my bare ass cheeks on the porcelain throne violently discharges the biohazard payload>a HIGHLY pressurized stream of LIQUID SHIT shoots right out of my ASS like a JET SKI SPOUT>the sound is indiscriminate compared to taking an actual piss, but I am literally pissing shit out of my ass>10 full seconds of bowel evacuation and I think my ritual cleansing is finally over>lean forward slightly to grab my pants>ROUND TWO MOTHERFUCKER>another hyper-focused stream but this one is even worse>can feel tiny nuggets of chocolate gold being forced out of my boy pussy>the once uninterrupted stream is now replaced with PLOP, PLIP, PLOOP every second>I am crying at this point>plooooooooooooooooooourrrrrp>THE FUCKING SMELL>frantically search for the flusher >it goes down>lean back and start to breathe to heavy>my entire muscular system is on fire>slowly regain my composure and reach for the roll of TP>wipe, but it feels oddly unencumbered>look at TP sheet>not a single stain of stink bomb to be found>stand up, vision is clear, breathing is easy, and I feel like a brand new mananyway I just deleted the Taco Bell app on my phone
best gingers in metal?
>>131796849no contest
which format is the kvltest?CD, Vinyls or Cassettes?
>>131796994MP3s
>>131796811
south-american nsbm albums top-10??
>>131797010in random order:1. Nachtgeblüt2. Evil3. Aesir4. Vrildom5. Ulfhethnar6. 旭日章 [Order of the Rising Sun]7. Wotanskald8. Genocide (Chile)9. Werewolf Bloodorder10. Sondor
>>131797055I assumed Order of the Rising Sun was LARP, but I learned there are actually 2 million Japanese people in Brazil. He's an actual Jap
>>131796849
And the bike out in the yard, yeah? That's my wife.
I love being a liberal and consuming human feces. Metal for this?
Why are metalheads like this?
>>131797223Why did all the 80s thrashers suddenly start making dogshit in their 30s? Was it simply them trying to stay relevant in the 90s, or is metal inherently a young man's game?
>>131797421Dawn Ray'dPanopticonTresspasser
>>131797522metal is not inherently young man's genre, but thrash metal sure is
>>131797522thrash revival in the new century succeeded
>>131797565I was gonna say, Wrest started Leviathan in his 30s and it's great BM (bowel movement)
>>131797421KaevumKristallnachtTotale Vernichtung
>>131797678Shalom
>>131797678Good choices
Wrong link…anyway
>>131796425surprisingly good listen considering I found the other two releases of theirs I listened to to be somewhat boring
TRVE FOREST! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud_YcOQpWJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEJksT_0EZc
>>131796425>>131797522They hot shotted shit too much in the 80's leaving little to no room for improvement in the following years>>131797485Good album
That thing's not cute
>>131798476Bizarre non-sequitur
>>131796620Actually based
>>131798198nastiest shit I've heard in a good while
>>131797678I'm a liberal and love Kaevum and Totale Vernichtung.
>>131798476100% :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE4AJSQ_uzYAlso did this one which is funny (I think..)https://www.tiktok.com/@extraterrestrialmayhem/video/7642063535031258390
>>131798605same but i'm also trans
>>131798758Quit advertising your channels here.
>>131798786There is no point arguing with the indian serbtard. His whole gimmick is to spam Fridays but he's too desperate.Just filter him, it's very easy.
>>1317987863-day bans aren't enough for him. He needs a longer timeout
>>131796425AOTY
>>131796809sucks
>>131796425SEBATON CATS - Mouser of Heaven (Official Meowsic Video)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJd-EegeD74&list=RDDJd-EegeD74&start_radio=1&pp=ygUNbWVvd3NpYyB2aWRlb6AHAQ%3D%3D
>>131798937It's 5:30am here and I just discovered this .. so now all my neighbors are getting to discover it too.
>>131798951>It's 5:30am herethat is literally not possible, if you're going to LARP as leddit or youtube comments at least put in some effort
>>131798980Oh sorry was I 50 seconds away from rounding up? Go bother someone else.
>>131799003You were closer to 15 fucking minutesGo shitpost somewhere else
>>131798937This is really bad and pedo coded
>>131799010Honestly not sure why I'd bother listening to another generic [genre] metal band when I can make my own stuff with AI. Just sayin'.
>>131798605I'm a leftist and I also love kaevum
>>131799041If it's your own stuff why are you bothering us with it?
>>131798605>Totale Vernichtung.How did you get over the drum machine?
EVILIN LEAGUE WITH SATAN
>>131798786>>131798837I'm posting original metal about topics in society that actually matter, such as dog nutter degeneracy and how dogs are vermin beasts that annoy the vast majority of decent non-dog owning people, and not just divide and conquer 'NSBM' bullshit, which Israel promotes. My songs are actually kinda 'underground' songs at this stage that not many know about also. Where's your original songs about such topics?!
>>131799165The riffs being really good.>>131799041I don't really care what you think, much like everyone else.
Honestly, even if people are Burzum fans, if they can see the truth and are polite etc, I have no problem with them. I notice Kristian doesn't have a dog also, even though he's living on a farm and dogs are 'farm creatures' apparently etc lol. I'd actually like to know his opinion on dogs. Maybe one of you can ask him? I still think the way he murdered Euronymous was cowardly and lame af, but at the same time, I like finding out stuff lol.
>>131796849I can't upload that one album cover for some reason
how many green day songs can you play on guitar
>>131799396I only know that he despises cats for originating from the African continent
>>131799463Does he really? Wow.. That's kinda lame also. I have zero problems with cats. Sure they stare abit at times, but they do that to everyone and at least they're not trying to maul my face off with some stupid owner trying to pretend they're 'friendly'. Real psyop and glowie 'divide and conquer' type behaviour if he's like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78iNFmCzh7oBLASTIN' \\m//
>>131799459quite literally not metal
Check this, sistershttps://www.twitch.tv/prncessarabella/clip/EnergeticEmpathicClipsdadJKanStyle-GZkgQfgzm8c4SD33?range=7d
>>131799608Incorrect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNq9gmY_Oz4
Thank you for the worthless cliquespam
>>131799659Thanks for proving me right.
is AFI good?
>>131799684I don't know because they aren't fucking metal.
>>131799693ok i guess then what about TEnacious D?
>>131799711See my previous point.
>>131799733>>131799733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7U1HIhxfAexplain this then, retardi didnt want to have to call you that but it's gone on long enough
>>131799744I think you might want to look in the mirror before calling anyone else a retard if this is the best you can muster.
Artist: DeathAlbum: Spiritual Healing (Deluxe Version)Song: Primus Jam>Ninja Turtles whispering backwardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLIHUJhHvRM
Chuck Schuldiner was gay and died of AIDS.
>>131797421Rage Against the Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecSHwRlJYT0WOOOO!! \\m// :D
I thought Gelal’s taco truck was a meme but apparently he literally runs a taco truck?
>i may be unforgiven>but you're unforgiven tooSeriously ?
>>131800009I like the telecaster twangy clean part in the intro.
>>131799996Proper working class lad. Not a trust fund baby faggot.
>>131799996You think black metal pays the bills? Dagon from Inquisition has a day job.
>>131800088Noncing pays?
>>131800120idgaf about that. His albums are good.
>>131799996Kurdo Gelal Omar Abdelkader
>>131796425GrandBelial'sKeyk o s h e r a t
>>131800148
>>131800236Immortal are so cringe, but also so based at the same time.
I don't wanna attend shows anymore. Crowds are tablet kids and music is kill, wat do now ?
>>131800236>>131800248the part in the video where you can only see the top of that guys pointy hat above the rocks always cracks me up
>>131799684Yeah art of drowning, black sails, all hallows and shut your mouth are solid skate pop punk albums.
>>131800265100% :D The bad quality of the VHS makes it even funnier xD
>>131800255same, I only went mostly to get drunk the past yearsvery few bands remain I would bother seeing live, doesn't help I moved to another (culturally completely dead) city so I'd have to travel, book a room, waste 2 vacation days for it...and a ton of money ofc
>>131800265The sudden popping out from behind the tree kills me every single time
>le ironic black metalname something more cringe
>>131800389unironic black metal
>>131800224Are rats though?
>>131800430damn, got me there
>>131797522Chasing trends i.e. Slayer's nu-metal album
this thread sucks I’m moving to /trad/
>>131800663Based. Extreme metal? Extremely gay more like.
/trad/ is for diaper-wearing cowards
>>131800148>Chilling with my doggo one afternoon>Decide to play this album>Less than a minute later my doggo gets up and leaves the roomI'm 100% sure it was the music kek I like this album but that memory will live forever in my mind>>131800634Sabbath's best
>>131800248Immortal are the most honest and trve Black Metal band, they just outright lay it out that it's all just performance art for entertainment. The way it should be.trying to make metal to make religious or political statements, or cast magic spells for your ritual suicide is cringe.
>>131800788>Sabbath's bestMaybe even Purple's best.
>>131800831I know what you mean. I like both Demonaz's and Abbath's side projects. It's a shame Abbath got so much into alcohol. He should drink after the show, not before it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-0DyqI2VNoBLASTIN! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bljcj84yi4. It's funny, but it isn't funny at the same time.
>>131800831>dude it’s just heckin funkys
Serbian AI metal killed Ozzy.He apparently listened to "That thing's not cute" and died of shock when realizing how much better it is than anything the old whoreson ever made in his miserable dog-loving life.
>>131801006LOL :D
I actually do get people on Tiktok saying 'Ozzy wouldn't like you' etc as if I give a shit. Fuck Ozzy and his dog nutter wife xD
>>131800961nah how about you go listen to reinkaos and light a circle of candles around yourself and shoot yourself in the head if you believe that sort of shit
>>131801032Ozzy is an actual musician. You are some retarded third world incest child that runs basic prompts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ7zio1w0Vg&list=RDdZ7zio1w0Vg&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUZ2l2ZSBtZSB0byB0aGUgbmlnaHSgBwE%3D10/10 song, Snorwegian blacked metal could never
>>131801045You've never read a single Nodveidt interview, that's obvious.
>>131801087Boring as fuck middle of the road trad slop
>>131801051Incorrect. I've posted my Schizo Metal guitar playing on here, so fuck you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j195JDqxNKE\\m//
>>131801089Imagine bragging about reading black metal inerviews. Virginity levels of the charts with this fucker.
>>131801089why would I bother?it's cringe to think your own imagined up religious system is real and you can somehow transcend reality making a shitty metal album then blowing your brains out believing it.
>>131801093Stop posting about your wife's cooking you swine
>Openly admits to being on TikTokGo back
>>131801101Not even close. Try reading. I know that's a difficult task.
>>131801117not worth the timedipshit invented a religion with his friend and killed himself over it, thinking his metal was a magic spellthat's as good an explanation as I need for the peak of cringe in the black metal scene
>>131801151not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTBkNAZWb30OI OI OI!Cheers boys and girls! Love you all and see you next time ;)
>Not even close. Try reading. I know that's a difficult task.
>>131801165well I'm not reading interviews of a moron, so you can type out your walls of text here and I won't read them
>>131801176Fuck off pedo
Any kewl Harry Potter metal
All enemies of Varg are enemies of mine.
>>131796425That thing's not cute!
>>131796425This is damn good.
>>131796425dimmu borgir but good
damn I just saw dying fetus and crowbar live and it completely changed how death metal/sludge metal sounds to me. It feels so much heavier even on my headphones after hearing what its supposed to sound like at 100 decibels.
>>131802020Congratulations. You shed your baby ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak4Ti54Y6rY
>>131802396Not metal.
Attention brazilhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4hh_NGQN26Y
rare 'ronerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCbK0ABh9tchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xoxxRQKhFc
I'm in the cytube
>>131801184>can't even slop Darkthrone's logoPathetic.
>>131797790it vacillates between boring and good
>>131800927He deserves it for abandoning metal to try to become a diaperrock star
Remember that you guys hated blackgaze like 10 years ago, is that still the case?
>>131802788some of these fags mightI don't
I'm trans and I like funeral doom
>>131802679what dat tongue do?
im pakistani and nsbm is my life
>>131802788I still do.
>>131803001I mean some of these fags like it, I don'tthey were talking about Deafheaven
>>131802788i dont hate any music, except for a small selection of top 40 hits from the early 2000s
Who is more Metal?Ghost Rider or Berserk?Who is more TRVE!?Johnny Blaze or Guts?
black metal ist krieg
BLACK METAL SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6rbIfN3qaE
>>131803762congrats you killed the thread
>>131803417
Can’t wait for November. It’s been so cold lately
Best metal for finger blasting my taint?
>>131802788Yeah it's gay.
https://youtu.be/iM63gvrkVe0?si=xt-kZhnTSPKPJWrb ,
>>131805078>20 viewsshilling your own shit is cringealso this isnt even fucking metal
>>131800788Based dog boycotting the worst Immortal album.
>>131796425just listened to a whole Esoctrilihum album
hi I'm looking for the gayfaggot general
>>131805933You're in the right general
gayfaggot here i can't wait to leave this thread during november for /nbbmn/
>>131805248fag sent it in the dance thread too
which one is more metal?alcoholism or teetotalism?i don't drink ever
>>131806512Not drinking is gay
>>131805769The new one?https://i-voidhangerrecords.bandcamp.com/album/annochi-l-xar-sorth-lazur
>>131806512alcoholism has killed some metal godsso I'd say alcoholism is metalteetotaler is for gospel music
>>131806512No alcohol, tobacco, or drugs.
>>131806555Correct.
>>131806555straight edge is punk, not metal
>>131806555Rules of interaction with beautiful metal ladies?
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>131806613>zoomer defines a genre that began nearly 60 years ago
>>131806707>>131806531
>>131796428Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
metal for when you want a big ass on your face?
>>131806531Rob Halford is a recovering alcoholic
Now where's the album cover of the band with the half taco lol
October
>>131806626Be yourself and be passionate about the music and your interests, just like meeting women in any fucking setting where a common interest is the core point. I know it sounds gay, but women are fucking gay.
>>131806786HEIL & HEIL
>>131799996Based entrepeneur.
https://youtu.be/TvalS4bRp7A?si=5sFq2IM1p9He7SET
>>131806626Immediately bring up your massive NSBM collection.
>>131796425Holy shit it clicked
>>131807134Congratulations on coming out of the closet
>>131807140>still filtered 33 years later
>>131806626IMMEDIATELY ask her to recreate that Seth Putnam heroin blowjob photo with you
>>131799996He makes music loved by brown people, not surprising he makes food for them too
>>131807224Knows his target audience and capitalized on it. Based.
>>131807366YesAlso one of the few NS artists I can respect, as he actually makes decent music and isn't some talentless faggot riding solely on controversy
>>131807224Which is your favourite album of his?
Good news for NS fans, custom Kaevum buttplugs are avilable on DTB's webstore now!
>>131806707I'm gen xBoomer metal bands were doing songs about weed
>>131807434rent free
>>131807434xhe will be thrilled
>>131806739He didn’t use to be gay
genuinely which is better?nsbm or rabm?
>>131807509he was literally always gaythat gay leather shit was always a homo coded outfit
>>131807496Correct
>>131807523TOTAL NSBM SUPREMACY
>>131807695Correct.
is it possible to truly appreciate metal while having a healthy social circle?
>>131807802Sure, my social circle is with people who also appreciate metal.
Does anyone have any more Transilvanian Hunger worship albums?
>>131806736AsphyxAlso, as beloved as big tiddy goth girls are here, I think we can make a case for asses being inherently more metal than tits
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: Transilvanian HungerSong: Over fjell og gjennom torner>Den Norrøne Rase må Slakte den andre>Nar blåmenn dunker for tungt pa var dør
>>131808021This
>>131808021>>131808062There’s nothing metal about being a simp
im genuinely gay and my favourite band is suffocation
>>131808021im genuinely addicted to the smell of a sweaty ass
im genuinely going to genuinely genuinely
>>131808099True, but healthy appreciation for the female form doth not a simp make. Just a few steps missing there
>>131802420I'm from Brazil and this video is epic.
just seen peter steele's cock
>>131808099objectifying women is inherently metal
got my nbbmn themed chastity cage ready for next month
>>131808312Correctbut that's not what simping is.Simping is putting women on a pedastal and considering her more valuable than men.
Any mention of f*males in /metal/ is strictly prohibited
>Suck and fuck and cook and clean>Baby you know what I mean>You gotta do it every day>Suck and fuck and cook and clean>Slut you know what I mean>It's your daily routine>First you suck>Then you fuck>Then you cook>And last you clean>Suck and fuck and cook and clean>Baby do you know what I mean?>I'm the king of the castle>Suck and fuck and cook and clean>Baby you know what I mean>Don't give me a hassle>First you suck>Then you Fuck>Then you cook>And last you clean>Suck and fuck>Cook and clean>Come on slut>You know what the hell I mean>If you want to please your master>You got to do it faster>If you want to be my wife>You got to do it all the rest of your life>First you suck, slut>Then you fuck, yeah you dumb airhead>Then you cook, eat lots of food>Then you clean my pad>Wash my socks, scrub my ass>Draw me a bath bitch>Then you cook me a feast>Yeah>Then you clean, scrub my pad thoroughly>Suck and fuck and cook and clean>Slut, you know it's your future>If you know what I mean>Suck and fuck and cook and clean>It's your daily routine
>>131808533but we're addicted to vaginal skin
https://youtu.be/AJmrwIHi2A8It's up
>>131807568I've always liked the tongue on this guy (female goblin).
>>131808966Marshall post
death metal for chads
>>131809329>no arghoslent or any arghoslentcore band???
>>131809329Wow, chads must really hate riffs.
>>131809369>>131809391t. gaywads
>>131809329Correct.
>>131809369chads don't listen to meloshart
Actual "chads" listen to deathcore. Really shitty deathcore.
>>131796425Indonesian bdm is pretty good
>>131809329Missing Broken Torso's only LP
>>131809555Tourist album
>>131809730Fits perfectly, that chart was completely tourist
>>131809867Correct.
>>131809555>>131809867the chart is called death metal for chads not death metal for RYM redditors
>>131809329>death metal for chadsI don't know about that. I've never had sex but I really like most of those albums.
>>131809085Martin actually
just got home from church and ready to BLAST
BEFORE CHRISTI RULED THE LAND
>>131810191Christ exalting, God glorifying brutal death metal!
>>131796586Not black metal but still peak
>>131796586Cripta Oculta rules.
>>131809999CheckedJust a cheeky chap bringing the bantz
>>131809329I thought nudity and gore was bannable on blue boards?
>>131796425ja de troon van macht is nog vrij
I just roke up
>>131809500Indeed. HEIL!
>new Eagle's Nest split still not on Slsk
>>131809730>>131809500>>131809905
>>131811081Nice.
>>131807695In which thread? It ain't this one sparky.
>>131807978Rundagor, Beastrealm, first song, second riff is exactly what you are looking for lol
>>131809329>tiktok corekiddie dm starter pack
>>131810898Zazed. .
>>131811533>zoomer making up nonsense about albums he doesn’t know
>>131796425girl doom
>>131801730Lol wtf I was just listening to thisI got it from RFI comment section
>>131802020I hope fetus played at least ONE pre opposition song
Killing On Adrenaline is my favourite Dying Fetus album.
Jute Gyte
Genius
so now that there's a /trad/ what genres are discussed hereblack, death and thrash?
>>131812607Third wave black metal.
Not a good look for metalheads
deathbump
>>131812607kpop and *core
>>131812663>>131812663
