Ruining your mood (by releasing a shit album) editionOLD: >>131912302FAQ off: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131923398>>131923399Phwoar calm down lads, bit eager.
Name a better death metal song than Crystal Mountain
>>131923406Maze of Torment
>>131923406Almost any of them
>>131923406Almost any other DM song
>>131923406Leprosy
>>131923413>>131923422Hilarious and original
>>131923447Or maybe just correct.
Name a better black metal song than Dunkelheit
>>131923399Excellent band; especially the first 10 years.
>>131923476Black Horizons
>>131923398>>131923399
>>131923476Dream House
>>131923499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqr4QrwSEj4
>>131923476Solarfall
>>131923505
>>131923476Even Det Som En Gang Var mogs it, come on try harder.
>>131923476Jesus' Tod from the same album mogs it
>>131923510correct
>>131923505>>131923518Finally, a thread for me.
>>131923406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwDoHTxhoZc
>>131923579for me, it's Luna
>>131923399not metal
>>131923602Actually based taste. New Bermuda was a bit hit and miss for me but Luna is erection-tier.
>>131923476/threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eWvmFFACGM
Name a better thrash metal song than enter sandman
>>131923834>thrash
>>131923834St Anger
>>131923834>AUSCHWITZ>THE MEANING OF PAIN>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE!
>>131923873>Punk but fastLame
>>131923398>>131923399Never really listened to vader before
>>131923873>Punk but fastAwesome
>>131923923>punk but fastso, thrash?
>>131923923>Punk but fastthat's thrash metal lmao
>>131923923all thrash metal has hardcore punk influence, yes.but done in a metal way.Angel of Death simply mogs anything that Metallica has ever done.
Name a better metal song than Chop Suey
>>131923406Slayer - Kill again
>>131923834only if you change 'song' to 'intro' does the question become slightly interesting
>>131923936>>131923945>>131923954ThatIsTheJoke.jpg
>>131923579I kneel
>>131923985SUGAHHH
Name a good black metal album
>>131924021>LET>YOUR>MOTHER >BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRN
>>131924025
>>131924021THEY'RE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON
>>131924025sunbather
>>131924064PULL THE TAPEWORM OUTTA YOUR ASS
>>131923579>paying for deafheaven vinyl to troll /metal/dedicated
Lascowiec reigns supremehttps://youtu.be/0oho06_PqmE?t=1691
>>131924004Anthrax - A.I.R.
>>131924141those are my girlfriend's, actually
>>131924235post her feminine penis
>>131924141>to troll /metal/Y-yeah. A troll.
>>131924235Don't pretend to be me, I'm a trve foreveralone kvltist. No woman would touch me and I intend to keep it that way.
>>131924274>pokes your thigh :3
>>131924064I'm being sentenced to PRISM!
I'm the only true metal scholar here. None of you fags know shit about fuck.
>>131924406You don't know shit about your balls
Why do you continue to come back to /metal/ like an abused girlfriend? Are you addicted to the thrill of the shitpost?
>>131924535I am the abuser
/trad/ here, heard you pussies were talking shit?
>>131924580Go back to the nursing home, tastelet.
>>131924580check your nappy granddad
>>131924580
>>131924645Thank fuck I'm so young I wear 6 pack abs boxers instead.
>too /trad/ for /metal/>too /metal/ for /trad/
>>131924645now that's badass
Hitlerian sissy riffs
>>131924667>too /k/ for /mu/feelsbadman
>>131924710Why are they such sissies
Only death is true
>>131924762Shalom
I just roke up
>>131923398
>>131924106Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liBJGeE7rog
Varg Vikernes is a Great Man of History.
>>131923834Megadeth - Holy Wars… The Punishment Due
Thrasher anon here. Finally done with making my 1990 list, moving on to '91. Just started picrel. I always liked the lyrical direction on this album. Have you heard Extinction Level Event? Like most I thought it was pretty horrible, even by the usual "old thrash band makes a new album" standards.
>>131924750Sodom?
>>131923398>>131923399>You'll never be some italian twink in the 70s, hanging out at graveyards til' late and recording doom metal with your bum-ass friendsWhy even bother being alive at this point?
>>131923406Wesley Willis - Rock N Roll McDonald’s
>>131923476Everything from this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COGLR7RM0Ys
>>131925344>twinkkys fag
>>131923406Breaking the Law - Judas Priest
>>131925276Protector - A Shedding Of SkinDevastation - IdolatryAssorted Heap - The Experience of HorrorInvocator - Excursion DemiseRazor - Open HostilitySeventh Angel - Lament For The WearyHeathen - Victims Of DeceptionRipping Corpse - Dreaming with the DeadLeeway - Desperate MeasuresTourniquet - Psycho SurgeryAnacrusis - Manic ImpressionsSepultura - Arise
>>131923985Napalm Death - You Suffer
>>131925392I saw them playing this live, it was the shit.
>>131925392Opeth covers this for shits and giggles
>>131925385All on my to-listen list for '91. I've heard Idolatry, Victims of Deception, Psycho Surgery, Manic Impressions, and Arise before. Victims of Deception was big for me in high school. I remember listening to it on the bus and thinking "This was practically made for me"
bands that piss you off>Witchcraftstarted as a decent doom band, but then became increasingly gay and so far up their own assholes with an "acoustic psych" album titled "Black Metal"fuck these queers
>>131925474Napalm death are gay and not fast enough and also have a bass player
>>131923398BELL BOOK AND CANDLE CANDLE BOOK BELLFORWARDS AND BACKWARDS TO DAMN ME TO HELL
Old school thrash from Japan. Cool song but the bass mix is weird, very chunky but with little actual low end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wForTUJPBIA
CRIPTA OCULTA - A SUÁSTICA QUE CHAMA POR TEMPOS DISTANTES
Any good french melancholic black metal albums to blast as the France is burning?
>>131925980Celestia
>>131925980Peste Noire's first album, maybe?
>>131925980https://youtu.be/tkK2CoKnP-A
>>131925980It's not VERY good, but it's French and going fully for the melancholic schtick.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZeYW36AOTU
>>131926020dude I literally started listening to this right now because of the theme tags on metallum. anyway thanks, i see post-black metal tag but hopefully it doesn't suck
>>131926053I'd say if you don't like post-black it won't change your mind, but if you can tolerate the genre it's "not shit" but nothing that'll blow your cock off.
Destroyer 666 is so much better than blasphemy.
kvltmaxxing
>>131925276>I always liked the lyrical direction on this albumshame the lyrical delivery fucking ruins it
>>131926229Why didn't Destroyer 666 putted dingos on their first album cover? They don't got them snow wolves in Australia.
>>131926229If you like diaperthrash maybe
>>131926394Blasphemy is good if you like niggercore
>>131926475
>>131926229Caller of the Storms is an honorary AryanK.K. Warslut is a niggerfaggot
>>131926504Warslut is a great name for a band lol
>>131926520need a slutty war metal gf
>>131926504Black metal is for white people. Get that nigger out of here
>>131926533I'd rather hang (You) from a tree
>>131926526Damn she cute.
>>131926526They weigh minimum 300lbs
>>131926548Many such caseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXID_JysBY0
>>131926543Okay niggerlover
War metal is a scene such that a pudgy, middle-aged bald guy can prance onstage in the gas mask he gets flogged in on Fridays to try to score a Hepatitis C infection from a thirty something industrial goth fan with facial piercings. Him fucking up the two to three chord bouncy hardcore riffs as he took a hit right before the set won’t matter as long as he can make the noises female hippopotamuses utter during childbirth while shouting out how he is a “totally unfuckwithable” member of the master race between songs even though he’s goal for the night is to eat out a “woman” who would be considered a hideous health hazard even on a British Antarctic research station.
>>131926547ayy lmao
>>131926547>>131926580Yuuzhan Vong Priestess(Would)
POOPIN'IN LEAGUE WIV SATANYES, I'M POOPIN'IN LEAGUE WIV SATAN
>>131926572didnae read all fer me?slayer - war ensemble
>>131926482>>131926504Americuck
>>131923476Anything by inquisition or rotting christ Gorgoroth too the funeral procession maybe
>>131926906Nebula nox tier answer
>>131926904anon, there a quite a few based black individuals, as well as a handful of based people from many other ethnicitiesI daresay there are even a few based Jews in music alone
>>131926929So you're black, No surprise there
>>131926920 I'm no longer using a tripcode
>>131926956huwhite as the freshly fallen snowcan chug a glass of milk and eat baconmy pretty little nipples are rose pinkand I still think some black people are cool
>>131926533Tell that to Mexicans and Brazilians
>>13192699090% of nsbm fans are Mexican so they would probably agree
metal is no longer a white genre (and that's a good thing!)
>>131926990You mean Americans. You're all just Americans.
>>131926990Zazed as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4hh_NGQN26Y
>>131927026>North America>Central America>South Americayou don't say
>>131927008>90% of nsbm fans are MexicanProve it, Jacob
black metal is less than 3 generations removed from Bo Diddley, unironically
>>131926964How the fuck are you not Arab?
>>131926964looking like shit (more than usual)are you eating your vegetables
What are the best clown metal bands
>>131927070Idk they keep approaching me too not metal btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hmduwzlvP4
>>131927103>not metal btwWhat's not?
Arch Enemy's new vocalist works out
>>131927117Talking about my supposed ethnicity
>>131926964Gay homostache
>Arch Enemy tfw no Best Friend
>>131927131She looks like she's a burn victim like her face is all tight and pinkish
>>131927131Push ups + pull ups + dips every. single. day.
https://youtu.be/GzMIl-Ynl-o?is=dEWbUj-dWZbhn9N7 I wish i could see anal cunt live more than any other band
>>131927136Did you think you were in /soc/ when you posted your selfie in a music thread?
WhitePrideWorldwide
>>131927252I'm wearing a mayhem hoodie so it's metal related
>>131927131Women are inherently un-metal
>>131927268Correct.
>>131927268This but I’m brown
this is what most metalheads will look like in 2070
>>131927407Not a good look for metalheads
>>131927407This ho be givin' me an iron COCK
Shatraug is so back!
>>131927648great more slop from shitrag
>>131927690Shalom
miss this 'lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
for /nbbmn/ I'm also doing /nnn/I'll still be a lazy NEET though, to ensure that sudden lifestyle changes don't obfuscate the abstinence in other words, I will be as trve as possible: only blasting BM and never gooning
I was drunk and sent a cringe email to one of my favorite bands basically sucking them off super hard. I cringed so hard later that I did that I refuse to read the email they sent back in response.
>>131927924Dude, fuckin' post itThis general is starving for OC
>>131927924Don't cringe at drunken mistakes for that is who you trvly are.
Ratthew, I know you're in here. Why did you delete my Loidis thread? I'm not Loidis, you dumb rat cunt.
Picking up sluts at the barGettin head in the back of my car
>>131927924>I refuse to read the email they sent back in responseThey're probably calling you a faggot in there kek
>>131927924>Dear Cringelord, stop listening to our music immediately
>>131928242I still cringe at my 14 year old self messaging Dan Swano on Myspace and saying something like "holy fucking shit dude Edge of Sanity is so fucking awesome how do you even come up with this shit, it's fucking mindblowing god damn"and like 4 days later he replies, "Haha yeah thanks kid"
>>131928214FOUR DOORS MORE WHORES
a 17-year old made thiswhat the FUCK did (You) do when you were 17?
>>131928499Watched interracial porn and videos of girls farting
feel better
>>131928499Can't remember lol
>>131928499I was in the closet and secretly visiting gay bars and threatening to murder any of the other homos there if they exposed me
>>131928551guys, maybe violently thrashing our head and necks every day isn't a good ideawe're not built like Corpsegrinder after all
>>131928586pretty metal ngl
>>131928586Very narcissistic of you to think a gay guy would be openly talking about a sexual partner
>>131928551karl sanders is 63 years old
Can't wait for NSBM November
>>131923406People = Shit
Wish there was someone on /metal/ to talk metal with.
>>131929977I'm here, fren. Wazzap.
New TK album came out today.https://youtu.be/Xj4jRnynaTU?si=JrpTOOjn_pm1Nb7X
>>131930636So did the new Wolves in the Goy Room album.
JESUS HITLERADOLPH CHRIST IS THIS THE SECOND COMINGOR THE FOURTH REICH?
SUFFER A THOUSAND DEATHS
>>131930724corr time to seek out that download
>>131930937Women ruin everything Even Peter Steele
moar lyke sleep woken
>>131930636>>131930724And the new Anagnorisis. I am the one person who actually gives a shit though.
I can understand anal cunt not being on metal archive but full blown aids not being on there is just wrong. Really just shows how spiteful and gay the jews who run that site are
>>131930636RAKKAUS VOITTAA JA RONKELIT RUNKKAA!ITSETUNTOANSA KATTOON TUNKKAA!
>>131931285Actually lads don't bother, it was shit.
>>131931285Ayyo they're from my city. I thought they had split up>>131931626Par for the course for anything from this place
>>131931637>Par for the course for anything from this placeWell I liked their other albums. This one was very forgettable.And wtf m8 you have (or had) Panopticon too, the peak of metal :^)> I thought they had split upI assume after the album where he basically went "my parents ruined my life and fuck them" he ran out of shit to write about, dunno.
>>131931652Oh yeah, I forgot about him. Knocked Loose is also from here. I remember being bored while at a local show they were headlining, before they got big. They still bore me lol Zach's always been a faggot so no surprise he found more shit to mope about
>>131931486>Really just shows how spiteful and gay the jews who run that site areIt always rubbed the wrong way how's at Meshuggah page the first thing written is "The band was accepted into the Metal Archives based on their material up to and including Contradictions Collapse."
>>131931683>Zach's always been a faggot so no surprise he found more shit to mope aboutHaven't looked into the new album's themes so maybe he did, or maybe its just "fuck u dad" or "religion fucked me up" again.I went through Louisville on MA and honestly didnt recognise a single other band besides Panopticon and Anagnorisis.
>>131931486>>131931689Feels comfy living in the nordic region where some burger progressive rainbow hairs haven't infested the scene. Sure theres plenty in Sweden who try but fail.
9 days to /nbbmn/. Working on a list of albums I want to blast out of the gate.
>>131931768which ones so far lad
>>131931744Thorns of the Carrion used to play in Louisville a lot before they split up. Then Allen got murdered in cold blood by a typical suspect in a mask. Dude had nothing on him to be robbed, so the perp went to rob an elderly dude at gunpoint which Allen threatened to call the cops. As he walks away, the young aspiring doctor shot him in the back
>>1319317761. Bekëth Nexëhmü - De svarta riterna (2014)2. Forest Silence - The Eternal Winter (2002)3. Branikald - Pдяндaлиp [Rdyandalir] (1997)4. Forest - Oбpeкaя нaдeждy нa вeчнocть [Foredooming the Hope for Eternity] (1998)5. Lascowiec - Gunshots Ring Out Over Vinland Streets (2006)6. Vargleide - Лишь пpaх, oкaлинy и выжжeнyю зeмлю ocтaвляя... [When Only Ashes and Scorched Earth Are Left Behind...] (2000)7. Profanatica - Disgusting Blasphemies Against God (2010)8. Darkthrone - Hate Them (2003)9. Hate Forest - Innermost (2022)10. Judas Iscariot - Of Great Eternity (1997)11. Pagan Hellfire - On the Path to Triumph (2013)12. Satanic Warmaster - Nachzehrer (2010)13. Totale Vernichtung - Die Rückkehr des schwarzen Todes (2006)14. Tulus - Mysterion (1998)15. Aamonblut - Atingindo a apoteose supraespiritual (2026)
What turntable/record player do you all have? Been looking into this open box AT-LP120X at a local store
>>131927334was it any good? i'm about to chuck it on
>>131931971Some good stuff one there and a bunch I've not tried.Only one I have a strong opinion oon though is Hate Forest. Innermost is inferior to Hour of the Centaur, but worth checking Innermost out anyway if you have tried Hour.
>>131931768I am gonna start with 90's Norwegian bm like a basic bitch
>>131932020I use the self driving audio technica LP60 which everyone hates but I've had no issues.However I'm under the impression the 120 is better, and I even got it for my parents and they love it. I take that as a good sign as they grew up with turntables.
>>131931971>15. Aamonblut - Atingindo a apoteose supraespiritual (2026)>Country of origin: Brazil>Themes: Paganism, Hatred, Nature, Spirituality, Mysticism, Antisemitism>band members born in 2004 and 2008I'm proud af, bros!!!!
>>131932437I thought they were Portuguese lol
>>131931689They have something similar on the agoraphobic nosebleed page. Its funny because they say its because of a sludge sounding album from AgNo. But anal cunt has sludge songs on morbid florist. Cool website but they are so gay and retarded
I'm going to have to come clean my friends. I'm doing /nbbmn/ but focusing on melodic and symphonic black metal to ease myself in.I am so sorry.
Doing /nbbmn/ but also posting war metal to derail the threads
>>131932671>poser doubles down
>>131932646The only time I tried it, I allowed any subgenre of black or like "Blackened X" genres. Otherwise I'd get real fucking bored of just spamming raw tremeloshit.
>>131932701Its metal to be a hooligan and cause problems. But have fun being a good boy and following the rules
>>131932646Just listen to pop punk at this point
>>131932646That's the only good black metal anyway.
>>131932741>symphonic>good
>>131932717>to be a hooligan and cause problemslist 5 examples of when and how you've done this
I wanna do /nbbmn/ but I’ve listened to all the bm id like. Idk what to listen to. Hopefully ill find some good stuff in the threads. Maybe this is the year nokturnal mortum finally clicks
>>131932797Just steal what people are blasting, that's what I do when I run out of stuff to listen to
>>131932797It's a thread to literally ask for recs, what
>>131932796Every time kaevum is posted i post a silly edit of the album but with clown make up on whoever is on the cover.I piss in public a lot.I steel from convenience stores.I fight minorities every day(and win)I call immigration control on people i dont like
letting a calendar dictate what you listen to sounds like something a woman would do
>>131932809Im just gonna listen to archgoat for a month straight
>>131932830Its just a 4chan thread dude
>>131932862post tits
gooning to blast beats
I fucking love this songhttps://youtu.be/iYp5OFPCWyI
>>131932892kek... i used to fap listening to black metal and goregrind back in the days
new artificial brain single is cumtastic
>>131933042Goregrind i can understand, but why black metal?
>>131933161Why not...?
>>131933234foidslop?in my /metal/ general??
hang simps by their thumbs and burn their feet
black metal is inherently feminine
>>131933243I'm sorry, bros, I'm finna stop
women are lovely
>>131933042I literally just fap with my music playing, I don't care what's on.
>>131933234they owe me sex
listening to anything but black metal, so that nbbmn feels even better
>watch a 5-hour stream of an Americanized Jap girl that looks like a Castlevania character covered in tattoos stuffing her asshole with a tentacle shaped dildo in an elegant room with dark lighting and fancy candelabras>not even a tingle>watch a 3-minute clip of a plain jane, chubby, fat assed redhead fucked by a dildo machine in her shitty studio apartment>cum bucketsmetal girls are lame
nbbmn combined with no nut november is peak white excellence elite human capital experience.
>>131933363peak incel more like it
Objectively the best Leviathan album
What is some good metal in 2026?
>>131933724there hasn't been a good metal album in 20 years
>>131933737You weren't even born 20 years ago
>>131933663I struggle to choose between that one and Scar Sighted.Massive has a couple tracks that just drag a bit for me and that usually swings me to SS.
>>131933737Excuse me?
>>131933663But the best Leviathan release is actually the Verräter comp.
>>131933903No, it is actually his side of split with Blackdeath - Portrait in Scars
>>131933786incorrect. i was born in 1990.
Any other good Pokémon metal albums?
>>131933796LPWP is clearly their best
>>131923398>8. Ordinary World (Duran Duran cover)
>>131933724
>>131933260Alcest
alcest more like ballfest
alcest more analcest
no, shut up
>d*afheavennot metal
>>131932953Black metal has so few views.
>>131934420And that's a good thing.
NIGGER REACTS TO BLACK METAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjFzdkYx_-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIaXX0IEWFUwe all pay respect here to the legend right?
YO THIS SHIT FIRE MAN
more good covers?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzS16x0CFe4
>>131934489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BuNe_N16E
>>131934462holy diaper disaster
>>131933724It's not been an amazing year but I've enjoyed:>Fyrnask>Necropole>Neurosis, amazingly>The Ruins of Beverast>Viande>Mylingar was alright I guess>Black Magick SS is goofy as all fuck but fine if you can stomach the cheese>The Kaevum split, but only the Kaevum bit>Warning>The Bleeding was fine but disappointing compared to the last album
>>131934561mogged+filtered
>blastinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKN8G3zf6os
>>131934634shame he's dead now
They're so old Eddie looks like the youngest member now lol
>>131934643kek
>>131934447>>131934459>>131934469ALL MY NIGGAS METAL BRO
>>131934668NIGGA HEIL METAL
>>131923402Transilvanian Hunger>A Blaze in the Northern Sky>Ravishing Grimness>Panzerfaust>everything else they've released>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Total Death
new janny gave us an n-word pass
Black people are charismatic people
black people are inherently antisemetic
>>131934047hard agree
>>131934691Ye
>>131923399
The melanated are inherently NSBM fans
>>131934743>kshitter-coreEw
>>131934641Von Sydow? Or Bethlehem guy? Both are a shame, though only one of them was very old.
>>131934750Bethlehem guy, Jürgen Bartsch
>>131934047That's a weird acronym to spell out New Bermuda
>>131934747what is kshitter love? I don't lurk here that much anymore
>>131934816>>131934816>>131934816
>>131923406Any Metallica song
