Impaled EditionPreviously on /metal/: >>131923387FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
inb4 darkthrone lyrics
Give me your obscure power metal gems.
Explain kshitter-coreWhat is it? What does the word mean?
>>131934825>>131934827FUCK
>>131934829>>>/mu//trad/
>>131934823
>>131934839>>>/lgbt/
>>131934823That guy who posted it last thread made me want another spin.
>>131934880Not metal
>>131934880IAMTHATGODDAMNSONOFABITCH
HEIL
>>131934910It sucks but they're on the archives
>>131934948So are Rush, it means nothing.
>>131934951Rush are more metal than a good chunk of the dogshit posted here. They carried that spirit with them
>>131934951Rush are honorary metal like Kiss
Nope, still don't like Paracletus
Yepp, still adore Paracletus
Deathspell Omega?The split with Moonblood and the debut are pretty good.
>>131934973So not metal, got it
>>131934838slowpoke
>>131935012Rush has riffs, unlike dissoslop
>>131934859Fucking Kirby final boss looking ass.
Don't look up the name of Iron Maiden's third guitarist
>>131935034how did he get away with this for decades
>>131934951>>131934961>>131935026Why could she not pronounce Gary?
>>131935034
>>131935034I don't get it.
>>131934823Need more Halloween metal
>>131935146>>>/9gag/
>>131935146These type of wimps don't even listen to goregrind
I got SoaD tickets for next year lets fuckin gooo
>>131935164I thought they disbanded finally
>>131935171They have 7 dates inked for 2027, playing massive shows
>>131935198god damn, look at these uncsno wonder they never took shots at Trump or ICE, these niggas retirement home bound
>>131935216Diapfest
>>131935216THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PENSIONTHEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PENSIONTHEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PENSION
>>131935241kek
>>131935171probably no albums ever again but they still play shows on occasion faggotmaster booted me out of the queue for the first date thinking I already bought tickets but I went into queue for the next date and somehow got em
>940K viewsIs Peste Noire mainstream?Ickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S_Jk3RNxfs
>>131935282Of course Peste Noire is mainstream. Famine even became a rapper.
>>131934829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf6hC3gSif0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkLl0zNp0k8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wrEkQbOouMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcv6FKf0z5Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHeN6wfGh8
>>131935368Rock You Like a Hurricane is an awesome song.
>>131935241Quite literally. They likely only reunited to get some retirement money
>>131934910you are not metal :^) prove otherwise snowflake
>>131935164More like FOAD
>>131935368Arizona might be my favorite Scorpions son
>>131935384>>131935425I slept on them for a long time except for the hits. Their 70-early 80 stuff is great
>>131935441>I slept on them for a long timeI know that feel. It sucks admitting the old metalheads know what they're talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWbGq1W6BSY
>>131935282>uploaded 18 years ago
Listening to emo again, lads.
>>131935418Rat post
>>131935490Didn't ask, fag.
>>131935490Not sure what that has to do with /metal/
>>131935510Emo is inherently anti-semitic
>>131935518>middle class suburban white fags crying and blaming someone else over their life suckingchecks out
>>131935531but enough about NSBM
>>131935531>>131935538shouldn't you be closing up shop for Sabbath
>Progressive/Avant-garde Grindcore
>>131935547shouldn’t you be pickpocketing tourists in Rio
>>131935538Very few NSBM bands are whiny and blaming others for their problems. Most focus on their heritage and create a triumphant atmosphere only understood by those with European heritage.
>>131934823aoty for me fellas
>>131935495fag post, you don't enjoy Jamiroquai?
>>131935490Correct.
>>131935576We abhor dishonest grind here
>>131934823never wormed before so im checking this out
>>131935622never heard of her. sounds like non-metal troony tunes.
Progressive blackened groove metal
>>131935622no, he's a literal fag for not tittyfucking Winona Ryder on the reg
>>131935681kinda true>>131935672he was the best part about the murrican Godzilla remakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA
speaking of Godzilla, Blue Öyster Cult isn't on the metal archives
>>131935722I'd imagine that's because they are not metal.
>>131935049Because she was traumatized from the horrors that your sacred idol put her through, chud
>>131935722>parents have Dont Fear The Reaper selected as their funeral music
>>131935734come again
>>131935735Your parents are planning a suicide pact?
>>131935735White people shit
>>131935755Yeah they murder me and then suicide, duh.
Why does every single metal band with the 'Gothic' descriptor have a woman singing?
>>131935784cute
>>131935860Are you fucking stupid? You ever heard of Type O Negative?
>>131935860just say you hate women
>>131935750Rumor has it this is the clownsissy's band, and the cover art is a self-portrait
>>131935879rent free
>>131935871>You ever heard of Type O Negative?Yes and they were not metal>>131935874I'm married to one, she's great. It was just an observation
>>131935892>and they were not metalAh, a retard I see.
>he married a girl
>>131935879'fraid so
>>131935897>bro listen to our edgy soundscape love songs dude it's totally metal lol
no AI metal Friday?
>>131935941Hopefully he's fucking dead.
>>131935943eaten by wild dogs, I'm afraid
>>131935943oh, that mongrel is still around?
>>131934823This is the first time I actually like what I'm hearing from a 'Celtic metal' band
>>131935979Oh constantly. Has to try bump the numbers from 30 views to like 33 or something.
>>131934816Does /metal/ listen to Revenge? I'm seeing them live in march.
>>131936160
>>131936160No, war shittal is reddit
new Wolfbrigade? y/n?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iOV2rKEloM
Vikernes, Varg.
>>131936228Raped, Gaped, Pozzed, 1994
>>131936223Uh, neither?It's just a Wolfbrigade album. I like it, but they have literally one song they repeat for every album. Life Knife Death and The Enemy: Reality wee both better.
Finally listening to Dragged Into Sunlight and this shit suuuuuuuucks lol
>>131936240I kind of fell out with the band with The Enemy: Reality album and just recently started to look for similar sounding tunes again, ended up finding they released a new one. Any other bands you could rec in a similar style?
>>131936254yea it's gay
Kill yourselves
>>131936258Not really, they are d-beat incarnate. If you don't like that sound, the style won't do much.Maybe lean more into the crust, I love Dark Circles for example but MA don't even list them as metal (but also who fucking cares)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjdT4r2hgDg
Ulcerate? More like Dilate your neovag lol
>>131936285Are they libtards?
>>131936289No they just sound adjacent to the other spazzy 'avant-garde' metal that gets categorized as trans in this general
>>131936298The ol biter problem. Ihsahn is trans by that logic;^)
>>131936347>Ihsahn is trans by that logicWell he does have the pretentious edgy dickhead vibe such scenes attract.
>>131935441https://youtu.be/KRKTvZV1rkg?si=diGRvTpF9yWRww6Wi like their super early more psychodelic krautrock stuff
>>131936289Dissonant unriffs are inherently trans coded
>>131936370the teenage edgelord to liberal fart-sniffer pipeline is real
>>131936370He was always a bit of a dick.Faust. Now that is a nice guy! Sure he stabbed a guy, but he supported Gaahl when he came out! Such a class act that Faust guy
>>131936273good song, reminded me of this (2:30), also not metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRYSlKDlws
go away Matthew, you're not even a janny anymore
>>131936429Well check out both of Dark Circle's albums. They're top.I assume you already know Trap Them, Black Breath, etc, basically anything in the entry "crust punk" shite.Or go for a deeper cut I guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxcs0vrXs1Y
>>131936228Correct.
>>131936450I love both Trap Them and Black Breath, thanks mate. And a polish deep cut as well, thanks
>>131936491I'm sure you love them traps alright!
>>131936211Actually you are a retard and not liking war metal is reddit.
HEIL FINIAN, THE CANADIAN VARG (Genius)https://youtu.be/Moy64A0tA0o
>>131936491The poles love this shit for some reason.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3l4Ffg2YBc
>>131936512>THE CANADIAN VARGThat's Incarnatus from Pagan Hellfire.
>>131936440Because I report him
>>131936502Only if the penis is still intact
>(Porcupine Tree cover)
>>131936572lol who did that
>>131936512For me it’s Possessed by an Old Spirit (Orgasmic Version)
>>131936586A dissoshit band of all people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhONq9k8VXs
>>131936611>didn't even title it "Sleep of No Dreaming"
Hammer - Kun palaa J*rusalemhttps://youtu.be/fshaRCfIZtI
>Rush coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPMUzs7GcOw
Machine HeadWhat the fuck happened after the 2000s man. 2010s onward has been complete shit
metal has been stagnant for far too long
>>131936733I listened to their new single its ass
>>131936733shit happens
>>131936733They literally only have one good album, it's The Blackening, and it's in spite of Flynn trying to make it fucking cringe.They never stood a chance for anything else.
>>131936753Burn My Eyes was good. Their discography is like two standouts (peaks) with a slight dip between them, then a fucking cliff into the shit abyss after The Blackening
>>131936734metal developed too quickly in the 80s that we're still catching up to this day
>>131936769>Burn My Eyes was goodI just think it pales in comparison, but sure it's not terrible.
https://youtu.be/73WTnRa0d6M?si=ittML5L-8dpyA2jWdid someone said good covers?
That thing ain't cute
This nigga Rob Flynn is BASED
>>131934836Music I like or mentioned before I guess
>>131936707They’re saying it’s the most anti-Abrahamic recording in history
>>131936845>>131936743
RIP
>>131936891He tried to kill metal but Varg saved it
>>131936933He invented metal along with Tony, geezer and bill. You're a fag.
>>131936940Go back to /trad/. Pozzy, Freaky Fingers Iommi and Blacked Shitbath never played metal. What they made is now known as diapershit. Basically non-metal hard rock being falsely labeled metal. Metal started with Metallica.
>>131936940Metal didn’t exist until it was created in the icy Bergen winter of ‘90-‘91
>>131936940speaking of which, this rules
>>131936969More like this drools like a geriatric diapershitter
>>131936958>heh, see these 10/10 albums?>well guess what, they're shit lol
>>131936223>new Wolfbrigade? y/n?Hell yeah.>>131936240>they have literally one song they repeat for every albumBut it's a very good song.
>>131936992>But it's a very good song.It's good but it does wear thin after more than 1 album.
>>131936958Metallica cited Sabbath as a big influence. Idk why you faggots try to gatekeep metal, when none of us invented it or were alive when it started.
>>131936988Good joke, all of those albums suck ass>>131937012They also cited GBH as an influence, that does not make GBH metal
>>131936856You don't listen to music thoughbeit
>>131937012time to reveal the uncs ITTpost the AOTY from the year you were born
>>131936995what about Cursedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE7UXRjyYHo
>>131936964That's not metal it's gay retard poser shit based around trying to keep girls away from you for life lmao >>131936969Correctson
>>131937031Get ensorcelled!!!
new Ghostemane dropped
>>131934829Othyrworld / Sacred Blade
>>131937060based rec, haven't seen it mentioned in years
>>131937029Retarded ramblings of a mongoloid mind
>>131934829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxIymJW8NkQ
>>131936969>80 year old man shows up and mogs all of current metalI love this dude
>>131937059yeah brotha, when is the collab with NJ coming up? can't waithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk6yymCcBN8
>>131937091just GOAT things
is obituary good
>that one time Iommi did an album with a bunch of guest vocalistsincluding Philhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Ti4ly0Zr4
>>131937099i'm going to weep like a bitch when he goes
>>131937186I might just stop listening to any new releases altogether and become the white version of Al Morris III, just spending my entire life making Iommi riffs until I die from diabetes
>>131937158first 2 are great, the rest proceed at your own riskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0grMAx7V_k
>>131937158CHOPPED IN HAAAAAAAUUGGGGHHHHLFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQgCZasm6mU
why do you even reply to him?
who
>>131937263
oh
What should be done about the epidemic of black metal musicians letting their girlfriends/wives contribute unlistenably terrible clean vocals to their albums?https://youtu.be/y_P4Zw-eKV8?t=211
update: you have to believe in aliens to be /metal/
>>131937337My god he's aging like Eddie Trunk lol
>>131937348We need more alien metal
jdawg has a groid tier iq
>>131937158>>131937206They never put out a bad album in my opinion, just solid simple death metal throughout with a touch of groove in the mid 90s
>>131937379having a high iq correlates with being a fucking pooooooser dude
>>131937158>>131937220SPILT THE BLOAD FROM UR MAAAAUUUFFFFF
>>131937402This, I was sadly cursed with a high IQ, which is why I need to consumer copious amounts of weed to compensate
>>131937420yep, if i go too long without beer the desire to listen to prog, power, melo and atmo increases
>>131937362did Tägtgren get anal probed?lots of ayy lmaos in his songs
iommi is GOD in this houseend of story
>>131937362There's NSAMhttps://youtu.be/vad9hLmfiP0
>>131937447In the sweltering summer of 1947
>>131937493is this true?
>>131937460Average tradshitter hairline
>>131934829PicrelPvre sovl
THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES
>>131937431>dedicating your rancid dying breaths to metalunironically metal as fuck
>>131937626
>>131937205>caller of storms, terrance hobsrookie tier>Al Morris IIIgod tierbut the plebs are not ready for this discussion
>>131934823GREAT OLD ONEFORBIDDEN SIGHTHE SEARCHESHUNTER OF THE SHADOWS IS RISING
>>131937626>>131937673kino
>>131937721Diaperpampers tourist bait
Does the Diaperton Window shift over time? Will today's modern metal be diapercore in 50 years?
WICKED WOMANYOU'LL GO TO HEEEEEEEEELL
>>131936969it’s a dismal diaper disgrace
I FUCKING HATE DIAPERSHIT! FUUUUUCK!
>>131938135Faggot
Megadeth
>Black Sabbath>Deep Purple>Uriah Heep>Scorpions>Thin Lizzy>Judas Priest>Saxon>Motörhead*sips* ahh that's the stuff
>>131938220you can't post sex-haver music in this general, even gay sex-havers like priest despite diaper-anon's addiction to it.
>>131934823They managed to put faggy DSBM lyrics on a thrash record, I'm just as shocked as some doctor in the 1800s after seeing a mixed-race kid for the first time, shit is sickening! But yeah, other than that the album's pretty good actually
>>131934823the remaster sounds so bad broshttps://youtu.be/zIbSHQ2fTWE?t=94https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RD--fvzAKg
>>131938342>/pol/tard is historically illiterateno surprises there>>131938378Black Mark in general screws the pooch on CD pressings. That Rosicrucian band from the post above was on Black Mark and the cassette version is superior to the CD
Gonna go for a night walk & listen to the new Wolves in the Throne Room & Mental Cruelty albums tonight. Wish me luck \m/
>>131938419don't forget to insert your anti-rape device
>>131938419Don't forget to rape everyone you see in front of you
>>131938393You've never heard the LP mixes of the first few Bathory albums?
>>131938423>>131938435I'm gonna do meth and chase women out jogging \m/
>>131938446metal AF
>>131938438Of course I have, the first vinyl editions are the gold standard
>>131938446Behold... The Übermensch!
>>131938419>new Wolves in the Throne Roomit's breddy gud
>>131938446based reincarnated Dirlewanger Brigade soldier
>>131938460https://youtu.be/mErg1i0HZdU
https://voca.ro/1egACrmn4QHK
>>131938533>implying I'm going to pause my metal to listen to your bullshit tonight
>>131938220based boomer
>>131938543I never do.
>>131938543https://voca.ro/1iVOQ3Dt1Ziq
>>131935453>>131935441I only know the hits so what do I listen to first I have listened to the blackout album in full and that is a fucking great album
>>131935425For me it's "In Trance."
https://voca.ro/1k2OmYBKR59O
Reminder that metal is inherently sunny riffs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnP_MfWvKqo
>>131938716>warm blooded sunny riff BM>in October
>>131934823Another Friday night with only DSBM to keep me company.
>>131938875what, are we chopped liver
Christgau hated metal but always highly rated Motorhead
>>131938928motorhead aren't metal so that checks out
>>131938928he gave a B+ to Reign in Blood
>>131938937They're heavier than your favorite band.
>>131938928his wife also fucked other men
>>131938875Never seen this Leviathan release before.
Came across this DSBM band called Hangover in Minsk and the lead vocalist chick has gigantic bazoongas https://youtube.com/shorts/sjyYPeCScFg
>>131939034I've heard of them (thanks to YouTube). Also check out Tsyska, they're Ukrainian and are all chicks.
>>131939031I really like it, probably the one I reach for the most when going for Leviathan. Maybe because it's a short EP compared to the long full lengths that feel daunting to embark on.
>>131938974they're heavy as a soiled diaper
>>131939081Fuck off with your fetish already.
>>131939097you're in the metal general talking about christgau and geriatric non-metal diapershit, you fuck off
>>131939125You can cope and seethe all you like but Motorhead will still be metal.
>>131939034we hate boobs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7FS_0pV0tU&list=RDG7FS_0pV0tUI saw these guys live and the singer/drummer is a bald drama queenabout the music, i think the lyrics and vocal mix are ass but overall i want them to make it (with good music)
I like spinning "Bomber" (the version from No Sleep till Hammersmith not the gay studio version) as I light up a fatty. How's that for based?
>>131939159hol up
>>131939168>the version from No Sleep till Hammersmith not the gay studio versionExtremely based.
>>131939034>multiple cutting scarsmy kind of woman. probably fucks like a cornered animal
>>131934823Smoking crack
>>131939034Holy shit your right
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>131934823I just knew this band and the dude from said band died recently, seemed like a nice dude. F
>>131940203I completely forgot this band existed.
>>131939034>Side project of Dymna Lotva.Hard pass, they're fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fFRjCnkFic
>>131934816New iommi album sounds like candlemass
https://youtu.be/8W_bt0t6_AsYesterday discovered this tech thrash gem with a funny name, really nice!
I took one sip of bourbon. Big steps.Currently listening to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKt1auvIr04(comment was from that video >>131941578)
>>131934829Completely new to the board, but I consider this to be one of the best Power Metal albums madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2oLpoDvglA&list=OLAK5uy_kCDtzg8fwkwdRHMnWz8nXPBhqYzhiQKP0... Not sure if it's considered obscure though
>>131941830I LOVE heavenlynever been able to get in to that album thoughI think it's the mastering.The one with "the world will be better" (whatever the album is called) is really good. Pure helloween worship, but fresh.Also love "virus" although that's produced shiny (not too much tho).Listen to the title track of that from a covid stream session:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6-a4m0mg8Very funny how the singer is fucking yoked but moves his head like that while singing so high.Negru loves "Ode to Joy".
>>131934829>Citadel - Игpa cвeтa и тeни (RU)https://youtu.be/_rSSfsiGT8w>Peтpиeм - Иди к cyдьбe (RU)https://youtu.be/6cVvABziEso>Blasdead - Another Dimension (JP)https://youtu.be/MGvs2lQ5tsY>Concept - Reason and Truth (ITA)https://youtu.be/OrCBstLUq4Q>>131941830Not exactly obscure but still pretty fucking great album, I remember blasting it while playing Diablo 2.
best album from the worst genre?
>>131941919Internal Bleeding debut
>>131941919I dunno I don't listen to any trad doom
>>131941919
>>131941928that's not how you spell atmoblack
>>131941930incorrect
>>131941930But that's not the worst genre
Hungover: >>131942242
>>131942247When you make new threads before the bump limit they usually get deleted just fyi
Bump
>>131942259Right on, just 3 more posts so... bigdeal.jpg
>>131942002>>131941988Wrong, power metal is an absolute joke.
>>131934823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_xcATYRvww
>>131934816I seem to only enjoy black metal anymore all other sub genres get nothing out of me
>>131942344No my point was that BG are still shit.
Black metal is the only genre that produces good shit to this day, all other genres are dead
>>131934816Danzig is based