Teutonic and Alcoholic editionPassed out: >>131934816 #FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
>>131942242Gay early thread
>>131942242We hate alcohol and drunk people here.
Metallica is not a particularly dark band, much less in 2026, but what would be the darkest Metallica song in terms of sound?
>>131942308In terms of sound, i m o, it would be Wherever I May Roam or Of Wolf and Man, one could argue that RTL and MoP also has the darkest contenders
>>131942242Axel Katzmann on the early Teutonic thrash scene gathering in a Frankfurt classroom (direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called 'alcoholic', they were perma-drunk, they worshipped beer, we cultivated this
>>131942263
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131942489Noice
>>131942645I was tricked, this isn't metal.
>>131942308Ride the Lightning because of the evil sounding chromatic shit
Nekrosoldat on the modern NSBM scene gathering in a Sao Paulo classroom (direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called 'trannies', they were perma-gay, they worshiped cock, we cultivated this
>>131942712Correct.
Louis Cachet was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummoxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixen'd, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, banged, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 hours straight nonstop by the entire prison population in the city of Bergen in the bitingly cold winter of 1994
>>131942777>willingly friskily raped>willingly raped
>>131942777>Louis Cachet? That twink has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, whitest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Louis screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That twink frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That twink Cachet and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "top" Louis, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That twink stole my heart and drank my seed.
Somewhere in Time is Varg's favorite metal album, therefore it is the greatest metal album of all time
>>131942673based
Even Varg thought his name was cringe so he named himself after his favorite Modern Talking songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp2qcCrdBLA
>>131942308The thing that should not be, I guess.
What a fantastic thread so far. So much music discussion and quality posting.
Where is funk metal welcome? They dont want it in trad, you guys dont want it here, it seems wrong to post in nu metal threads (if there was a nu metal thread)
>>131942849what the fuck is funk metal
>>131942868tovrist
>>131942843we cultivated this
>>131942849Try >>>/lgbt/
>>131942868Red Hot Chili Peppers (Kind of)Rage Against the Machine PrimusFaith No MoreFishboneLiving ColourMr. Bungle
>>131942903https://youtu.be/59_FivvLXgA?is=j6zBjhCZ8tIWiuxE
>>131942918Most of those aren't even fucking metal.
>>131942933Is more of the 80s definition of metal, and a lot of them played around or in scenes with Thrash metal bands, faith no more/primus were friends with Metallica, rhcp's original lineup was very metal and hardcore influenced, living colour had overlap with nyc's metal scene in the 80s and 90s
>>131942919I would eat her ass if you know what I mean
>>131942979Thats a lot of just "yeah its not metal" excuses right there.
>>131942988People used to call kiss metal
>>131943012At least that has more credence than "THEY WERE FRIENDS WITH METAL BANDS" but its still not metal.
Why would anyone listen to funk metal in the first place?
>>131943035Cause they want to join metal club but are too much of a pussies to listen to real metal
>>131943035Because they listen to rock and are sad about being made fun of it so they pretend its heavier when its not.
This general has been blessed by BÄD INFLÜENCE! Stay cool, bros.
>>131942263Dakini - In Kali-Yuga, Veda-Mantras Are Futile
>>131942263rules
>>131942829Bruh. If the thing should not be, come with certainty. Don't be guessing about Yung Thing's right to exist
>>131943077Anon - In Soviet Russia, Space Can't Hear You Scream
BROS
>>131943358looks like he's pinching off a soggy loaf in his depends
>>131942673why won't they reissue it. I was bidding on a cd on ebay and someone wound up paying over a hundred bucks for it.
>>131943378>in his dependsPhoneposter outed
>>131943333Check em
Cuck Shitmouth with his diaper scarecrow screeching is one of the most embarrassing things in metal history
>>131943420ESL detected
Blasting Eagle’s Nest in honor of the Eagle’s Nest which senselessly burned yesterday
>>131942596enjoying it?
>>131943598It's "fine". If you like WiTTR I doubt there'll be anything on it to make you hate it, but it didn't do too much for me besides just "more of the same" that I'm alright with.
>>131943378This post confirms (there was no doubt) the scat-fetishist is American.
>>131943587Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. Did any eagle chicks survive? Or viable eggs?
>>131943587>senselesslyPretty sure there was some sense to it
>>131942263thank god he didn't get tony martin or glenn hughes to ruin it
>>131943587Shame there weren't any AFD-chuds visiting that monument of shame when it burned down
>>131943692based fukken Jorn
>>131943655Rob Halford is English
>>131943655(((American)))
>>131943655Hell yeah and proud of it
>>131943587I had my photo taken there throwing a Nazi salute. There exists photos of Hitler standing in the exact same spot.
>>131942263>>131943692
>I had my photo taken there throwing a Nazi salute. There exists photos of Hitler standing in the exact same spot.
>>131943767Correct.
A "once in a generation" (according to BI fanboys) album is barely even talked about two years later. I guess the Geesebots money ran out...
>>131943849I genuinely wonder if the average fans of this band have heard any other osdm besides maybe death
>>131943849this album exposed a lot of posers who don't know Mithras or Eloy
>>131943849Most of the intelligent metalfans left in the last couple of months because of all the third worlder slavs and favela-dwellers spamming tired copypasta and shitty NSBM, so there is no one left to talk about good metal left
>>131943849BI is generally shit on here for being pretentious wank (deservedly). It was spoken about a bunch on release, then dropped quickly as it warranted.
Batushka - LitourgiyaWhat are other completely forgotten albums?
>>131943849Will some kind anon please explain who are the geese in this context?In nature, geese excel at intimidation but have no strength to back it up; does that track?
>>131944080refers to that band Geese that had a bunch of bots unironically shilling for them
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALESHEY
>>131944080>hello, fellow geesering a bell?
>>131942596>mfw actually liking a wolves in the troon room albumit's over bros, da joos must have got me with all the birth control hormones in the water supply
>>131944270before you know it, you'll be blasting Deafheaven unironically
>>131944270They were never bad, just massively overrated.
>>131942263fuck you I like it
>>131944317gonna have to ask you to delete your /metal/ account bro
>>131944317>fuck you I like eating literal shit fresh from a cat's asshole
>>131944317I can’t even imagine listening to this. Who the fuck is putting on a disturbed album
>>131944358Likely people blinded to fuck by nostalgia.
>>131944333>said the timmycel while listening to war metal
>>131944286Deafheaven is miles better than trooncoded Cascadian Black Metal
>>131944365>timmycel>Disturbed fan is a POC just like their singer
how come jews make the best metal
>>131944317Nebula nox tier taste
>>131944411rich history of shredding (this is a coin clipping joke)
>>131944411because they're the only ones who can relate to the subject matter
>>131944411God's chosen people excel at anything they touch
>>131944501these guys are Arabs
>>131944444WOOOOO
>>131944501>>131944515Assyrian Christian actually
>>131944406retard, jews are white
Holy shit, Tony Iommi shat his diaper in his pool and it was so heavy he sunk to the bottom and drowned. RIP
>>131944616Another diapershitting whoreson that destroyed metal bites the dust. Awesome.
>>131944411how come jews make the worst bait posts
>>131944589>fools the world into thinking all the rich and successful Jews are actually an ethnic minority>when their ancestry is mostly Mediterranean and/or Slavic
gooning to blast beats
>>131944589You WISH you were
>go to an Amon Amarth show>full of browns>mention Ereb Altor on a metal forum>brown guy responds that he loves them>go to a Renaissance fair>brown guy dressed as a viking even though the end of the viking age predated the Renaissance by 300+ years
>>131944647>head is longer than his shoulders are wideAbsolutely inbred.
>>131944678big Jewish brain to write G-d tier riffs
dicksmells ofsmegma
>>131944679it do be like that
speaking of Scott Ian Rosenfield, did anyone hear this dogshit?
>>131944663Why would I wish to be a race inferior to my own?
>>131944679>tfw you come to an American website that is mostly used by Americans and there are Americans posting in the thread
>>131944760>>tfw you come to an American website that is mostly used by Americans and there are Americans shitting in the thread
>>131944760>the point>your head
>AUSCHWITZ. THE MEANING OF PAIN>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE>SLOW DEATH, IMMENSE DECAY>SHOWERS THAT CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR LIFE
>>131944760I’m a brown ESL (trans) and I hate that feel
>>131944773your tiny foreign brain cannot even comprehend the freedoms I am entitled toevery single day of my life would be a vacation for youI love America so goddamned muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn2sZ3pk7tk
>>131944794Ok, Pedro
>>131944791Same I wish we had a safe space but our people have never created anything so we rely on big strong and smart white Americans
>>131944760>mostly used by Americansel oh el
I’m going to start making /blackmetal/ threads once nbbmn is over so I don’t have to come back here anymore.
>>131944760>used by AmericansYeah: Mexicans and Brazilians
>>131944853They tried that last time. It died after a few days at most iirc.
>>131944853oh, like in November 2025?and in November 2024?that time in November 2023?back in November 2022?
>>131944853I'm going to shit them up and make them unuseable
>>131944853How will that help? All the most annoying posters are black metal fans anyways.
Bring back /metalalt/
>>131944871Shalom
I'm going to shit up /nbbmn/ like you wouldn't believe. None of you are ever going to look forward to it ever again.
>>131944679Every single time
>>131944900unfathomably based
>>131944900I suspect no one will spot the difference.
>>131944900are you going to post RABM all day?
>>131944394I like Iron Firmament
>>131944853That would kill /metal/, which is inherently an NSBM genny
can we go back to talking about the metal band Disturbed?
>>131944944
>>131944900>>131944952BASED
give me some obscure power/heavy/speed metal recs, I dont want to listen to any black metal until nbbmn kicks in.
>>131944971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EhbZPgjC8A
>>131944921Exactly>>131944971No longer obscure but Exorcist - Nightmare Theatre
>>131944900coordinated Discord clown tranny spam unlike this board has never seen
>>131944979thanks for replying nigga but it's pretty popular album, 500 votes on rym doesn't scream "obscure", thanks regardless
>>131944994never really was obscure considering it was a Virgin Steele side project
>>131944927That’s anon’s band, xhe posts here
>>131944925If I'm feeling generous. At least half of every thread is going to be kpop.
>>131945005>rymoh, you're one of those people
>>131944971Galloglass, german gemmy
>>131945018with a healthy dose of Yeji
KVLThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8np8uP1s50
>>131945006>Virgin Steele side projectDidn't know this, also very good band, thus here is bonus round:Zoser Mez featured some Mercyful Fate members, is decent not greatNow I mentioned Othyrworld/ Sacred Blade last thread so, bonus bonus round, check out Rogue Male (is nwobhm)
>>131944971Prophets Of Doom - Access To Wisdom
>>131945067>yet another Denner/Shermann projectgod damn it, my backlog is already big enough
/metal/'s newest trend: posting 3/10 bargain bin dogshit found in Venezuelan supermarkets and calling it a hidden gem
>>131945127>newest trendFuck off newfag
>>131944616at least he died doing what he loved - filling his nappy with brown
>>131942263I swear this drummer keeps losing time. The fills sound all fucking weird despite being baby-tier basic and every blast after cymbal hits sounds like it needs to recover back into time.
>>131945193the music is just an excuse to realease some nazi shit
>>131945193>chud garbage is worse than any local garage bandAnd water is wet
>>131944971Citron - Radegasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzVkBo_Clko
>>131945228>>131945237samekvetchlol
>>131945290>in my mind it was real
>>131945290Correct.
Ozzy's last words were: Bloody hell! Oi fuckin crapped me nappy!
>>131945420Be honest y'all: Did Ozzy deserve to end up this way?
>>131944931Correct.
>>131942602Name the last show you went to.
>>131942263HEIL SPECKMANN
>Epic Doom Metal
131945127other anon didn't specify if gem for recs, regardless the speed metal Exorcist IS a fucking DIAMOND
>>131944931why do they always look like that?
>>131945067there was also Virgin Steele: tits and ass edition with DeFeis's sister on vocals
>>131945600Had 'er, mate.
'entry-level' just means 'if this genre had good writing and song structures'
>>131945749Literally the opposite of being true, unless you're just a pop fan tourist
>>131945749it actually means a watered down version of the genre for tourists with baby ears
>>131945749>"entry level" means "good"correct>>131945782>>131945799imagine subjecting yourself to garbage demos and third rate trash just to fit in with the dredges of society, not even J-Dawg is that stupid
>>131945749Not at all. It can also mean that the band is the commercial forefront of their genre, regardless of how their songs are written.
>>131945804imagine trying to rationalize being a tourist instead of just listening to more metal
>>131945804Imagine listening to the same handful of artists your whole life. Doesn't that bother you at all?
>>131945842anon, boomers have been listening to the same bands on the radio since the 70'sthis general is also guilty of blasting 2nd wave for 30+ years now
>>131945866Yeah and they're also entry level casuals, they're just in more denial.
>why yes i listen to a niche genre of extreme music that mostly exists in the undergorund but i would NEVER listen to anything that wasn't recommended based on popular consensus and the approval of the majority
>>131945782>>131945799>>131945839>>131945842seething plebs who mistake obscurity for quality
>>131945842Does it bother you being a kvltkiddie constantly in search of random horseshit nobody gives a fuck about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn2kvLAuUgManything similar to this? What even is the genre of this thing like RAC/Black Metal/Heavy metal hybrid or something? Vocals especially are superb
>>131945901No, the less faggots (like you) that listen to something the better
i smell coping melodeath shitters
>>131945912it's called pop punk
>>131945892I don't look like this but say and think this
the facade of kvltness is immediately dispelled the very instant a poser expresses sexual interest in a now former chud their entire worldview of edginess, obscurity and anti-commercialism dissolves with the promise of a tight, wet holepussy is so powerful that it can make even the most hopeless case of cringe be solved oversight; one of the most potent cures for such a problem
>>131945985incoherent simp brained drivel
>>131945995dry dick cope
>>131945999>dry dick copeThat just means he has good taste not influenced by a succubus.
If you haven't listened to every album on this chart, leave the hall
>>131946037>no broken torsocringe list
>>131946011succubi actually restore natural balance to the world rampant inceldom hampers the economy of vital energy and so they have to become more aggressive to feed upon and recycle life force that otherwise would have been released at a typical life milestone, such as a weekend alone with a high school crush, but now they have to actively manifest a fleshvessel and seek out and seduce men to release their seeds
simps are literally incapable of understanding metal. they're weak, pathetic little worms desperate for female validation, it's not a state of mind that's compatible with metal ethos.
>that one time Fenriz had a tomboy gf built like a brick shit househer pelvic floor must have been constructed like a Roman arch, imagine the chad sons she could have sired
>>131946037Correct.>>131946061Go back to RYM.
>>131946037>no broken torsogood omission
>>131946104meanwhile Euro's gf looked like a bipolar psycho bitch
>>131946104That picture makes this supposed "tomboy" look like an autistic boy explaining Sonic lore loudly.
>>131946104>>131946133incels don't realize it's not the music gatekeeping their virginity, it's just their refusal to take a shower and go outside
who was that based band that kicked the simp out for having a gf? was it naglfar?
>>131946174You can LITERALLY get a metal gf rn (right now) and still listen to obscure raw BM demos from Indonesia
>>131946178
>>131946174>>131946193why do you have these gay pictures saved? are you that lonely?
>>131946104>she could have siredThe male sires.
>>131946203just showing all the "trvecels" that getting a gf is incredibly easy
>>131946201Based, can't have yoko ono showing up and ruining band practices
This is what /nbbmn/ will be like huh, just constant simp derailment
DMChads are the only ones who always keep it 100
black metal was a mistake
>This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from Mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band Gorguts They are not true Death Metal/Black-Metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan.
we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
that's one way to kill a thread
>Everything dies>Everything di-ie-ee-ie-ee-ies
>download screamo album>has slam tincan snare
>>131946459Name the album
>>131946506Sadly they only do it for one track. And then move into a sample of the female vocalist(?) fucking crying after. Then the rest of the album is normal snare.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36e1iP9yI1A
>>131946506Your Mom by Me
>>131946521Those guitars sound midi
>>131946551The drums probably are too, so it could just be fake as shit.I don't recommend the album, I just got it for a laugh cos it was free and there.
>>131944732You know ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGZP9IezejI
The much anticipated Varg Beato interview
>>131944971
If you think about it Trent Reznor is the Godfather of TRVE Black Metal. He undoubtedly influenced Varg and therefore all one man bands, and as we know, full bands are for poseurs deluxe
Why does Lorna Shore bore me?
>>131947028because it’s not metal
>>131947000Not listed once among Kristian Vikernes' influences
>>131942263aarrghhh
>>131947028Because they're shit even for coreshit standards. Why is that a mystery?
>>131947051All fine albums/films, but how it all added up to albums like Hvis Lyset Tar Oss and Filosofem is unbelievable. Wotan really was on Vargs side for a moment there.
>>131947083>Wotan really was on Vargs sideCorrect.
>>131947051If you posted that as your taste in /metal/ you would be laughed out for being a gay tourist.
Varg’s music was ultimately the synthesis of the Great Trinity: Wagner, Wotan, and Hitler. A wholly original sound that had no need for biting from 70s and 80s diaper rock
>>131947158then why are all of his confirmed musical influences heavily dominated by 70s and 80s diapershit
>Wotan, Wagner, Hitler, and Varg hated THIS
>>131947182>diapershitGet a new gimmick already faggot.
The average NSBM poster in this general has the hairline of Larry Weller, the face of Gelal, the height of Hjarulv Henker, and the weight of Unhold
>>131946713BASEDwe can close the thread now
>>131947212>hairline of Larry Weller,That's fine. I'd shave my head even if I had hair since I'm black metal skinhead.
>>131947125>Varg likes Disintegrationbest Cure album by far
>>131942263Why is this bolded on rym? Not bad but sounds like every other tech death out there
>>131947346It's made by teenagers
>another rym postgo back
>>131947190fuck off dude, I haven't jerked off in 2 weeks
>>131947212lmao correct and well researched post
>>131947397that sounds frustrating
I just roke up
what do we think of BongCHAD, our spiritual leader in metal, our lord and saviour?
>>131947370Go back where?
>>131947437you shall not stain my virginity, away with you, foul demon!
>>131947495
>>131947524Bvsed! Stay trve.
>>131947397Nofap won’t give you superpowers mate
>>131947532England has Taco Bell now
>>131947495he is awaiting execution in the uk for his online shitposting
any anons into south east asian bdm?
Black metal keeps my virginity pvre \m/
>>131947602like Lesbian Tribbing Squirt?
>>131947607Black Metal has provided me more comfort than any woman ever could.
>>131947169
>>131947549Die.
/trad/ about to die with 131 posts
>>131947637I could save it.
>>131947611never heard of that band so dunno. but i will check it out
>>131947612Real.
ACTION MANFROM OUT OF SPAAACE
thoughts on the new polyphia album?
RATATATAMY BODY IS A WEAPON
>>131947657>>131947611lol not what i was expecting, libido airbag/nwc666-esque but worse
>>131947683eskimo callboy are aryan...but are babymetal?
>>131947546source?
>>131947602hell yea brother
>>131947706any recommendations for some slept on releases the past 10 years?been hooked on Undergod, Sufism and Devormity lately.
>>131947495Bongman will always be a great guy.
>>131947190>>131947437metal for this feel?
>>131947190stop posting trannies, faggot
>>131947752I like tastefully shaped tits not just BIG HONK HONKFor me it's a nice J-shapeI'm a wizard BTW
>>131947532that's AI
racist doom metal
>>131947775Acid Bath, Noothgrush, Down, Crowbar, EHG, Earth (Dylan Carlson is probably racist as fuck!)
blashphemy = sharthemylol based/thread
>>131947775The Obsessed and Trouble>>131947780Retarded answer
>>131947791the post that killed /metal/
>>131947791Bad post. Blasphemy rules.
I want to post Enforcer - Mesmerized by fire, please just get this thread over withand titsI also wanna post tits
>>131947830janny won't let us have THAT much fun
>>131947840>>131947840>>131947840
>>131944444I listen to black metal mostly
