Damn! you guys are fast, are ya training for an event?

nothing, because i'm not a faggot that feels in competition with everyone else.

Seethe because my bike has metal toobs and rim brakes

I like roadies except when they all descend on the same cafe as me all at once when I haven't put in my order yet, seeing as it looks like they're almost done I'd just be like cool bikes bro how did you get so fast omg you're an inspiration and then go over and order my affogato

>>2030154
Interacting with strangers is gay and American. I just want my ice cream.

>>2030154
>nooooo im not as fast as the greatest cyclist of the 21st century and his super team i have to be mad!
id ask tadej for an autograph, and i'm asking you to kill yourself.

>>2030175
Is this really some super duper special team? Its funny because i have a 8k carbon roadbike with all the blink but i dont fucking care a single bit about bike races. I have no clue about fast pros except this armstrong guy from the 2000's.
Tried to watch some races like TDF or keirin races but its just boring as hell.

>>2030177
I don't know either and I have spent a lot of dough on bike stuff. I like watching the crashes though, bike racing is cool it's just too much effort to find out how to watch it, so I don't

since they're all in matching kit they're obviously a team and there's no way anyone else who isn't on a sponsored team could ever keep up with them so I wouldn't feel bad at all.
I'd wave hello non-committally as I dismounted my really old bike and if I got any response I'd try chatting; not sure those guys would be interested and that's fine, I'm not interested in the race scene at all but if they were friendly we could talk about our bikes, that's always fun.

>>2030154
>These guys passed you on the last big hill before the cafe. Didn't even take pulls.

what do you mean they didn't even take pulls?
if they passed you immediately then there was a wheel there for you to suck and the pulls from them would have been indefinate, what, are they all riding behind you on your wheel for 5km and then doing some kind of team attacking strategy? Ridiculous.

>>2030177
>Is this really some super duper special team

Yes. It's the best world tour team in terms of points scored and they have the 3 time winner of the tour de France.

There are essentially 2 elite teams, 10 competitive teams and 8 bottom feeders.

>>2030258
Ok wow but they all look like malnourished twinks tho.
How can they be the best if they look like they havent eaten in a week? Or lifted one weight in their entire lives?

>>2030281
Because endurance athletes are slim lad

Big muscles are only beneficial in some forms of sport not all