>>2057473
>loses balance
>falls 40 feet
>becomes paralyzed
>least i wore the helmet!

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>>2057473
>techbro solving a problem with excessive cost, tech, and idiocy
>meanwhile the actual transportation solution

>>2057522
>dude just show up drenched in sweat every time you go out
"heh stupid fat american works up a sweat after 10 minutes of biking"
summer here is over 100 degrees retard

>>2057473
Normies already cannot be trusted to operate a car. Plenty can't even use a bike safely.
They must never be allowed to have access to flight.
>whooops, Stacy was checking Tinder and crashed into your window on the third floor
>>2057529
Man, if only there was a way the bike could have some sort of motorized assistance in cases like this.
You know, it would also help with longer rides for commuters.
Oh well.

>>2057820
>Normies already cannot be trusted to operate a car.
Truth nuke.
It baffels me everyday that the average 90IQ human is allowed to operate machinery with hundreds of horsepower and the weight of small tractors.
The car loobyists did literally magic to make that happen.

I drive 50k+ km a year and see the wildest shit everyday. Worse are my 15k/year on my bicycle. The shit i experience there is proof for me that NPC's exist.

>>2057475
This, if I can't seat a cripple is a passtime for the floor smashers

>>2057529
if summer is over 35 degrees then you'll be drenched either way, but you'll be more drenched if clad in armor and with no respite from the sun's rays than you would be cruising on a bicycle under trees' canopies

>>2057529
>remove all trees
>replace ground with dark coloured thermal battery
>become disgustingly overweight
>pollute the world to the extent you change the weather like an obese supervillain
>god it is just so hot

>>2057529
>Half a year later
"What the fuck, he's now thinner than i am. Fuck cyclists! *shoves another bigmac down my 3rd chin*"

>>2057841
yeah

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>>2057529
solved problem

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why are english speaking countries so shit at urban planning? seriously, has anybody actually thought about this phenomenon?
i was banned the other day for making a thread about this question

>>2057473
>throws a rock at his propellers causing him to crash