This used to be me.
AI sloppers should be publicly executed in the most gruesome way possible
>>2070552Calm down geartard. This is a fixiechad thread
Have you ever had to bunny hop over a crashed geartard?What's her advice for doing it one-handed so I can keep reading my novel on my ride?
>>2070550Will riding a fixie get me a racially ambiguous big booba gf?
>>2070552no this was made by something even worse than AI—a new yorker
>>2070558>Will riding a fixie get me a racially ambiguous big booba gf?Yes! That's how I met all of my baby momma's. And the best part it is completely free! Just keep riding fixed and they will come to you
>struggle to get up hill>everyone with gears rides past you with ease>*ding ding*
>ai slopnot gonna post fixie here
>>2070554based
Should I buy Velo sambas /n/?Everytime I try to walk in my gaernes I roll my ankle
>>2071240Yeah go for it. They are okayish if you have the right feet for them. They are still just random tennis shoes with spd glued to them so dont expect something special.