This used to be me.
AI sloppers should be publicly executed in the most gruesome way possible
>>2070552Calm down geartard. This is a fixiechad thread
Have you ever had to bunny hop over a crashed geartard?What's her advice for doing it one-handed so I can keep reading my novel on my ride?
>>2070550Will riding a fixie get me a racially ambiguous big booba gf?
>>2070552no this was made by something even worse than AI—a new yorker
>>2070558>Will riding a fixie get me a racially ambiguous big booba gf?Yes! That's how I met all of my baby momma's. And the best part it is completely free! Just keep riding fixed and they will come to you