I find that if you feel the urge to fart on the train, you can just relax and have a nap. Like magic you will wake up refreshed and the urge to fart will be gone!
Sounds like someone had a visit from the fart fairy.
Or you just know how to dose it well. Basically concentrate and let it go incredibly slowly over several minutes right into the seat. The concentration around you will be smaller than blowing it completely in 1 second especially if the train has AC on and there's airflow. This will only work if you have a good diet though and chances of everything going horribly horribly wrong are huge if you can't tell if it's just gas or a fluid wanting out.
>>2073730Oh and it will also only work if yours already don't really smell in the first place. If you have a shit diet and they smell like rotten egg by default no technique will help you.
>>2073730Get up and briskly walk down the length of the car pinching your nose and looking disgusted as you let it out.
Just look your fellow travellers in the eye, cock your leg and rip off a big fart. Pure alpha moves.
