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Saint Michael
Trump worries about going to h(...) 08/20/25(Wed)21:13:43 No.1428125

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Trump worries about going to heaven Saint Michael 08/20/25(Wed)21:13:43 No.1428125

After watching a recent episode of South Park where he is in bed with Satan, Trump is worried about whether or not he is going to go to heaven.

President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/us/politics/trump-heaven.html

Epstein posts from hell
08/20/25(Wed)21:19:19 No.1428127

Epstein posts from hell 08/20/25(Wed)21:19:19 No.1428127

C'mon guy, it ain't so bad down here. The sucubi, who look like 90-year-old women, dress up in schoolgirl outfits and if you squint real hard, they can pass. Satan gives us raging hard ons 24/7(there really is no time down here) and so we have to stick it somewhere. Your anus isn't exactly appealing to me so sticking it in a bag of varicose veins with a roast beef sandwich has to do

Anonymous
08/20/25(Wed)21:26:43 No.1428128

Anonymous 08/20/25(Wed)21:26:43 No.1428128

OpEds are not allowed on news.
The author literally wrote "Holy mother of God! What a thing to say at 8 o’clock in the morning."

Fred tRump posts from hell
08/20/25(Wed)21:27:04 No.1428129

Fred tRump posts from hell 08/20/25(Wed)21:27:04 No.1428129

>>1428127
Jeffrey Epstein isn't down here, you fake. Epstein did nothing wrong, as our Lord God wants us to be fruitful and multiply and have sex with fertile young women. It's greed and treating others (and yourself) badly that ends you up down here. Every POTUS is down here, even Jimmy Carter. Carter is relegated to one of the other circles of hell. My son will be in one of the inner circles where it's very cold

give me your lunch money, frea(...)
08/20/25(Wed)21:30:55 No.1428130

give me your lunch money, freak 08/20/25(Wed)21:30:55 No.1428130

>>1428128
Open. Ok school hall monitor. It's the NYT. Here is a news link, that might appeal to you. https://www.israelhayom.com/2025/08/20/trump-says-he-wants-to-go-to-heaven-after-peace-efforts/

Anonymous
08/20/25(Wed)21:44:07 No.1428135

Anonymous 08/20/25(Wed)21:44:07 No.1428135

>NY times
>Opinion piece about a South Park episode
Yawn

Anonymous
08/20/25(Wed)21:44:18 No.1428136

Anonymous 08/20/25(Wed)21:44:18 No.1428136

A good soul doesn’t have to worry about heaven or hell. Trump is worried because he knows he does not have one.

Anonymous
08/20/25(Wed)22:40:16 No.1428149

Anonymous 08/20/25(Wed)22:40:16 No.1428149

>>1428135
Report it and move on

Anonymous
08/20/25(Wed)23:23:24 No.1428151

Anonymous 08/20/25(Wed)23:23:24 No.1428151

>>1428135
If it was an opinion piece it would have the word 'opinion' in the URL
>>1428149
good luck getting banned for false reporting

Anonymous
08/20/25(Wed)23:42:11 No.1428152

Anonymous 08/20/25(Wed)23:42:11 No.1428152

Maybe he should crack open a bible. You don't get into heaven by your works but by faith alone. I don't think he's got either.

Anonymous
08/20/25(Wed)23:44:48 No.1428153

Anonymous 08/20/25(Wed)23:44:48 No.1428153

If God existed, Trump wouldn't be president.

ePISStemological philosopher
08/21/25(Thu)16:32:41 No.1428304

ePISStemological philosopher 08/21/25(Thu)16:32:41 No.1428304

>>1428153
>If God existed, Trump wouldn't be president.
at least we know Satan exists

>>1428129
epistemologically speaking, when we die,whatever happens to us,happens to us all. apart from some extremely bad luck,we create our own heavens and Hells here on Earth
>>1428135
>Yawn
I'm sorry for taking your lunch $ in HS.

Anonymous
08/22/25(Fri)01:55:09 No.1428538

Anonymous 08/22/25(Fri)01:55:09 No.1428538

>>1428125
I can see it now, Trump teargassing the Heavenly Gates so that he can have a photo taken of him entering it, knocking down down the Holy City to build golf courses everywhere, getting jealous of God and insisting the Heavenly Choir only sing about him, grabbing the Cherabim by the pussy, etc.

Anonymous
08/22/25(Fri)08:58:58 No.1428578

Anonymous 08/22/25(Fri)08:58:58 No.1428578

This is not news.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)04:13:25 No.1436041

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)04:13:25 No.1436041

>>1428152

https://endtimes.video/john-3-16-bible/
https://endtimes.video/fake-christians-bible/

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)13:24:55 No.1436131

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)13:24:55 No.1436131

>>1428125
He better get used to the smell of sulphur.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)13:38:41 No.1436133

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)13:38:41 No.1436133

>>1436041
>schizo end times youtube mirror site
Yawn. Show me the passage that says you must earn your way into heaven through deeds, not some huckster selling bullshit to morons

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