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> 10/1/2025
Chimp enthusiast & Nature lover Jane Goodall died.
> Top Headline
Hypocrite!: Trump said Dem president shutdowns were bad…
> https://x.com/nowthisimpact/status/954440342287220736

> Main Headlines
ā€œShutā€
> https://apnews.com/54b2a584657a0b619bc8326708a05604
Days, Weeks, or Months?!?
> https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/us/politics/polarized-senate-shutdown-gridlock.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qE8.tFRl.8_OdPM2gKDuK&smid=url-share
Funding Runs Dry!
> https://apnews.com/54b2a584657a0b619bc8326708a05604

> More News
Jane Goodall dies at 91.
> https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/obituaries/jane-goodall-dead.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qE8.Bd8T.LIBk0y48raSR&smid=url-share
Mystery drone sightings over Germany.
> https://apnews.com/a9670df4bfe877b54094b7894aa125a5
I don’t trust her: Kamala Harris tells audience ā€˜It’s time to rise up’!
> https://urbanhollywood411.com/kamala-harris-promotes-book-107-days-los-angeles/
Trump signing more Executive Orders than Obama, Bush, Clinton, Biden, Reagan - COMBINED?!?
> https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/stunning-historic-rate-donald-trump-1421505
Babies could be born without biological mothers…?!?
> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/09/30/babies-could-be-born-without-mothers/
Asteroid has 4.3% chance of hitting The Moon - Should we nuke it?!?
Trump shows Congressional minority leaders his 2028 hats…
> https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/trumps-smug-photos-inside-oval-1421391
Kim John Un tells North Koreans to watch out for ā€˜unsocialist’ breast implants…
> https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/01/kim-jong-un-orders-north-koreans-check-women-un-socialist-breast-implants-24310489/

Breast Implants don’t have a political affiliation, though!
>>
Matt Drudge is a political opportunist who holds his finger up to the wind and sees which way points to the most $.

https://www.mediaite.com/
https://brutalist.report/
>>
It was 30 years ago that Matt Drudge, Arianna Huffington, and Andrew Breitbart ruined the news business by teaming up to start drudgereport.
>>
>>1444023
Thank goodness for the 3 of them - they’re my only news source!
>>
>>1443986
> 10/2/2025
Terrorism.
> Top Headlines
Trump ā€˜determined’ USA now in a war with Cartels, Congress told. (Red Text)
> https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/us/politics/trump-drug-cartels-war.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qU8.Vevz.JAIF-HDhKU9T&smid=url-share
Unlawful Combatants in the Caribbean…(Red Text)
The ā€œlegal basisā€ for boat strikes is we wanted to do it…
> https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/lawmakers-from-both-sides-pressed-pentagon-on-legal-basis-for-cartel-boat-strikes-a61b9de0

Main Headlines
Terror on Yom Kippur…
> https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/02/stabbing-outside-greater-manchester-synagogue-yom-kippur-24320493/
UK Synogogue Attack.
> https://apnews.com/live/manchester-synagogue-stabbing-yom-kippur-updates
Suspect in ā€˜Suicide Vest’.
> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10/02/manchester-synagogue-stabbing-police/

> More News
Trifecta!: Pope Leo slams Trump, Vance, & Hegseth all in 1 go!
> https://newrepublic.com/post/201207
The Future!: OpenAI generates realistic videos of people shoplifting…
> https://futurism.com/future-society/openai-sora-2-videos-people-shoplifting
Teen confesses to auto vandalization spree in conversation with ChatGPT.
> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/chatgpt-confession-196015
Rogue Planet has growth rate of 6.6 Billion tons a second!
> https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/science/rogue-planet-growth-spurt
Trump wanted to give King Charles an Eisenhower sword but it didn’t pan out.
> https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/king-charles-sword-resignation-eisenhower-library-dgns7hjwr
Former Syrian President Assad ā€˜hospitalized by poisoning assassination attempt’.
> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15155657
Why 94 is the new 54 for moguls…
> https://archive.is/KfTr9
California man accused of decapitating Sea Lion and putting its head in a plastic bag.
> https://www.sfgate.com/article/21081335.php

Horrid.
>>
>>1444508
stop self-bumping your shitty editorial thread
>>
>>1444509
The theme is Drudge Report Rundowns… I have to post here and I do it even after bump limit was reached.
>>
Bamp for News!
>>
>>1444508
> 10/3/2025
We can’t trust Hamas…
> Top Headlines
Hamas to release hostages; will need more talks.
> https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-869351
Conditions! You see. (Red Text)
> https://archive.is/tu19m
UN warns could cause more oppression…
> https://www.barrons.com/news/un-experts-warn-trump-s-gaza-peace-plan-could-cause-more-oppression-e55d8fc6
Don’t know what got into Trump - He wants Israel to stop bombing…
> https://www.the-sun.com/news/15287226

> Main Headlines
Trump shows the world he’s going trick-or-treating as the Grim Reaper?!
> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15159241
Trump picks up where he left off - Trump’s Fourth Shutdown…
> https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/01/86426987007/
Poll: Republicans to blame.
> https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/rcna235141
Congress out of session until October 13th…
> https://thehill.com/homenews/5536425

> More News
Ironic: LA’s entertainment economy now looking like a disaster movie!
> https://www.wsj.com/business/media/los-angeles-entertainment-economy-downturn-7879105c
Wealth of Top 1% reaches record 52 Trillion $.
> https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/03/the-wealth-of-the-top-1percent-reaches-a-record-52-trillion.html
Munich Airport shut down AGAIN over drone scare.
> https://www.barrons.com/news/munich-airport-halts-flights-after-drone-sightings-782b4eab
Ukraine’s new leader is a glasses-wearing female.
> https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/world/europe/ukraine-prime-minister-trump-war-svyrydenko.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qk8.zoxY.m9yZ0iRZmAwf&smid=url-share
Back To The Future 2 coming true?!?
> https://archive.is/tLSNk
Takes 1 To Know 1: Trump calls Democrats ā€œSatanā€.
> https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump/trump-deems-democrats-the-party-of-hate-evil-and-satan/
Unprecedented water rationing to take place in Washington State.
> https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2025/oct/02/unprecedented-water-rationing-to-begin-in-was-yaki/

What a hoot.
>>
>>1444644
> 10/4/2025
Day 2 of ā€˜Can we trust Hamas?!’
Nobody listens to Trump…: Israeli strikes continue in Gaza hours after Trump orders ā€˜Stop bombing’.
> https://www.the-express.com/news/world-news/186054/Israel-strikes-gaza-trump-ceasefire
ā€œNetanyahu defiant.ā€
> https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/world/middleeast/netanyahu-israel-trump-gaza-plan.html?unlocked_article_code=1.q08.afw5.ag-7OMhY-lTI&smid=url-share
Witkoff & Kushner off to the Middle East!
> https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/israels-military-signals-an-easing-of-its-gaza-offensive-6d4e3d25
Poll: American Jews critical of Israel.
> https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/many-american-jews-sharply-critical-of-israel-on-gaza-post-poll-finds/ar-AA1NQQpE
Hundreds of thousands of people turn out for Pro-Palestinian marches in Europe…
> https://www.barrons.com/news/hundreds-of-thousands-turn-out-at-pro-palestinian-marches-in-europe-36cc47dc

> Main Headline
Repeat: Hamas Divided Over Peace Plan.
> https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/hamas-is-still-at-war-with-itself-over-terms-of-trump-s-peace-plan/ar-AA1NPmOE

> More News
What’s happening where?!: Bezos predicts giant gigawatt data centers in Space as demand for energy growsandgrows!
> https://nypost.com/2025/10/03/business/jeff-bezos-expects-data-centers-will-be-built-in-space-in-10-to-20-years/
Trump sends National Guard into Illinois over Gov. Pritzker’s objections.(Red Text)
> https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/chicago-national-guard-trump-deployment-portland-rcna235625
Newest era of entrepreneurship?Septuagenarians!
> https://www.wsj.com/health/wellness/the-new-age-of-entrepreneurship-70-to-79-e0ae1b9a
22 States already in a recession.
> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/are-we-in-a-reccession-yes-if-you-live-in-one-of-these-22-states-3947b4cd
MAGA found next Cracker Barrel: ā€œWokeapediaā€!
> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/are-we-in-a-reccession-yes-if-you-live-in-one-of-these-22-states-3947b4cd
>>
>>1444911
> 10/5/2025
Day 3 of ā€˜Can we trust Hamas’ underway!
> Top Headlines
Netanyahu sets the standard: Bring all hostages back or no peace.
> https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-869491
Hypocrite!: Trump calls Netanyahu ā€˜f***ing negative’?!?
> https://www.axios.com/2025/10/05/trump-netanyahu-call-gaza-peace-deal-hamas
Rubio says there’s still some war going on out there!
> https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcna235642

> Main Headline
ā€œHamas committed to endā€
> https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-869440

> More News
Trump threatens SNL with FCC threats because Thin-Skin can’t take it…
> https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/trump-threatens-snl-fcc-attack-1236540426/https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/trump-threatens-snl-fcc-attack-1236540426/
Elon Musk wants people to boycott Netflix because of a Trans cartoon character.
> https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/05/elon-musk-urging-netflix-users-cancel-subscription-new-cartoon-24344525/
Putin is getting ready for a booting’ with his provocations of Poland…
> https://www.the-sun.com/news/15292735
Repeat: Bezos looks to Space for future data storage.
> https://nypost.com/2025/10/03/business/jeff-bezos-expects-data-centers-will-be-built-in-space-in-10-to-20-years/
Repeat: 22 States in a recession…
> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/are-we-in-a-reccession-yes-if-you-live-in-one-of-these-22-states-3947b4cd
Hooray~ Gen Z goes from assassinating to rioting!
> https://www.the-sun.com/news/15293383
Epstein Victims will return to Capitol next week…
> https://dnyuz.com/2025/10/04/epstein-survivors-will-flood-capitol-to-force-files-release/
Retarded: Couples going to bed angry a GOOD THING?!?
> https://apnews.com/c4dd5c60d1de8d38ba83137b6f239673
ā€œDoes God exist? Modern science shows he must.ā€ - Capitalize that ā€œhā€ā€¦

Sometimes I feel like these reporters do it on purpose…
>>
>>1445112
> 10/6/2025
Invasion.
> Top Headlines
Top Vatican Cardinal says Israel carrying out Massacre…
> https://ca.news.yahoo.com/top-vatican-cardinal-says-israel-135610252.html
Polls: 66% of Israelis want an end to the war while 64% want Netanyahu out of office.
> https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/45-of-israelis-think-pm-should-immediately-resign-over-oct-7-most-think-nows-time-to-end-war/

> Main Headlines
ā€œTrump Invades Illinoisā€
> https://nypost.com/2025/10/06/us-news/trump-sending-400-texas-national-guard-troops-to-illinois-as-anti-ice-protests-continue-to-rage-pritzker/
Pritzker/Illinois/Chicago sue Trump.
> https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/06/us/illinois-national-guard-trump-lawsuit
ā€œInsurrection Act Nextā€ (Red Text)
> https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/06/trump-insurrection-act-national-guard-00595241
Teachers resist ICE.
> https://www.deported.news/news/exclusive-chicago-teachers-union-member-lays-out-plan-for-undermining-ice-protecting-illegals/
Morale low at agencies.
> https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trumps-immigration-push-diverts-u-s-agents-from-drug-money-and-sex-crime-cases-90b37cc9

> More News
Trump gets new health conspiracies.
> https://www.independent.co.uk/b2840195.html
House of Judge Trump criticized set ablaze…
> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15166343
Can Elon Musk end loneliness?!?: Elon bringing sexy AI Chatbots mainstream…
> https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/technology/elon-musk-grok-sexy-chatbot.html?unlocked_article_code=1.rU8.VA1M.wMywQBBa0LuG&smid=url-share
It’s 2016 again?!?: Ted Cruz laying presidential run groundwork…
> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/10/06/ted-cruz-presidential-run-donald-trump/
Blizzard traps 1,000 hikers on Mount Everest.
> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10/06/mount-everest-blizzard-hikers-trapped-tibet-golden-week/
Weird: Scientist finds ā€˜alien DNA in humans…
> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15091825

Cruz Control…



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