In an acknowledgment of Trump’s deep unpopularity here, prosecutors told jurors that Dunn had a right to insult Lairmore and other federal agents enlisted in local policing, including calling them “fascists.” But they claimed he “crossed a line” physically by throwing the Subway sandwich into Lairmore’s chest.

“No matter who you are, you can’t just go around throwing stuff at people because you’re mad,” John Parron, an assistant U.S. attorney, argued in an opening statement.

Dunn’s defense team painted the prosecution as an overzealous waste of time. They never disputed that Dunn threw the sandwich ― only that it could have ever injured Lairmore, or prevented him from doing his job that night. They acknowledged their client hated that Trump was “turning his hometown into a military occupation,” and they described the sandwich hurl as an “exclamation point at the end of a verbal outburst, a harmless gesture that did not and could not cause harm or injury.”

“He threw that sandwich at that agent, and now the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia has turned that moment, a thrown sandwich, into a criminal case – a federal criminal case charging a federal offense,” one of Dunn’s lawyers, Julia Gatto, told the jury in an opening statement.

“His conduct is not a federal criminal case,” Gatto said. “It is not close.”

After the sandwich toss the Justice Department fired Dunn from his job ― a termination Attorney General Pam Bondi publicly gloated about ― and the White House used footage of a swarm of heavily armed agents arresting Dunn in a promotional video boosting Trump’s takeover of D.C. policing.

The trial drew a gaggle of reporters to the U.S. District Court in downtown Washington, and many observers had a hard time keeping a straight face through the in-depth testimony about the deli projectile and its impact on the agent.

A key question for the jury was whether the sandwich could have resulted in “bodily harm.”

Lairmore, a division chief with 23 years at the U.S. Customs and Border Protection, which includes the Border Patrol, was deployed to D.C. streets as part of Trump’s executive order aimed at making the city “safe and beautiful.” He said that after Dunn exited the Subway sandwich shop, he berated Lairmore and other agents and seemed “fixated” on them. Video showed Dunn calling them “fascists” repeatedly, leaving the corner and later returning with the sandwich still in his hand.

“He threw a subway-style sandwich at me, which struck me in the chest,” the agent said, narrating a video being shown to the jury.

Lairmore testified that he was not injured by the sandwich, but said he could feel its impact through the ballistic vest he was wearing. It came apart and “kind of exploded” when it struck his chest, he testified.

“I could smell the onions and mustard,” he said.

The defense seemed happy to question Lairmore about the particulars of the sandwich, underscoring the apparent lack of seriousness of the alleged crime. They apparently wanted to convey to the jury that the case was ridiculous and unworthy of a multiday federal trial.

Sabrina Shroff, one of Dunn’s lawyers, pressed Lairmore on whether the sandwich really “exploded” on him. She showed the jury a photo of the sandwich lying in its Subway wrapper on the ground, apparently after it had bounced off Lairmore’s chest.

“That sandwich hasn’t exploded at all, has it?” Shroff asked him.

“It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom,” Lairmore replied.

He acknowledged he couldn’t say whether it was a turkey sandwich or a ham sandwich, and wasn’t sure exactly which condiments it was topped with. But he could say definitively there were onions because one was left dangling on his radio antenna.

Lairmore appeared to smile or chuckle at some of the more amusing inquiries, including when he was asked about gag gifts he’d received from other federal agents after the incident. One was a plush sandwich toy, which he said he had placed on the shelf in his office; the other was a patch that read “Felony Footlong,” which he had put on his lunch box.

In a discussion with the judge on whether Lairmore should be questioned on the gifts, Shroff said they helped illuminate the “state of mind” at the agency and how the whole affair seemed like a joke, even to the alleged victim and his coworkers.

“Just ask yourself: Would a man genuinely injured, genuinely offended by having a sandwich thrown at him, proudly, happily, joyfully display not one but two gag gifts?” Shroff told jurors in a closing argument. “Would you stick it on your daily lunchbox and carry it around with you day in and day out? Of course not.”

The Dunn case is part of a string of prosecutions Pirro has pursued, alleging D.C. residents assaulted or impeded federal agents in the course of their duties.

Trump formally declared a crime emergency in Washington the day after the sandwich incident, claiming violent crime had grown out of control despite Justice Department statistics that showed the opposite. The declaration brought National Guard members to the streets of D.C., as well as an unusual number of agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Park Police, and other federal agencies.

Many of the alleged assault cases have crumbled in embarrassing fashion, with grand juries rejecting them or prosecutors downgrading or dropping charges altogether after further investigation. That includes the case against Sidney Reid, a D.C. woman who filmed Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and was accused of assaulting an FBI agent. A jury found Reid not guilty last month after a trial her attorneys called a waste of money and resources.

Dunn, with short blond hair and a mustache and goatee, sat mostly expressionless through the trial, wearing a shirt and tie beneath a fair isle sweater. He had not spoken publicly about the incident or the charges, even as posters sprang up around D.C. portraying a masked man heaving a submarine as an act of defiance, and residents decorated their yards with Dunn-inspired skeletons for Halloween.

The only speaking Dunn did during the trial was to confirm for the judge that he did not wish to testify in his defense.

The formal charge against Dunn technically covered more than just “assault” – the potential crime could also include “resisting,” “opposing,” “impeding,” or “interfering” with federal agents. Dunn’s attorneys tried unsuccessfully to limit the trial to merely a question of physical assault.

One of the main challenges for prosecutors was conveying that a sandwich toss could be considered “forcible.”

“It’s a sandwich, but [he’s] throwing it hard,” asserted prosecutor Michael DiLorenzo. “That is sufficient for force, and it meets the definition of force.”

To broaden their case, the government showed police video of Dunn post-arrest appearing to tell an officer that he had hoped to draw the agents away from their spot ― what prosecutors portrayed as Dunn successfully getting in the way of their work that night. The incident occurred in D.C.’s busy U Street NW nightlife corridor, near a LGBTQ+ bar that was hosting a Latin night that evening.

“He was trying to impede and interfere with their assignment that night,” Parron said.

But the jury ultimately didn’t agree with that assessment, either. They returned with the not-guilty verdict in about seven hours.

It's a good thing modern fascists are so lazy and incompetent.

>>1455255
Why are you so weak?

>>1455255
Horrors of this magnitude haven't been seen since Abu grain

>>1455255
Yeah that's the great part of the US justice system. All you need to do is ethnically replace Americans with immigrants and suddenly your "peers" start undermining immigration law.

>>1455255
So you're calling ICE and trump's other brown shirt groups terrorists.
You should be supporting sandwich man's resistance of the terrorists that are ICE then.

>>1455260
Are you implying the sandwich was undocumented?

>>1455262
No one knows what kind of mustard was in it.
Thats a type of undocumented

Now that I think about it, someone probably made and handed the sandwich to the thrower that day. Did they know they were making history?

>>1455265
The gestapo that got 'attacked' committed perjury BTW since the sandwich didn't even 'explode' because Sean tossed the sandwich at him still fully wrapped and the defense even showed a picture of the 'aftermath' proving it.

>>1455247
>The D.C. man accused of assaulting a U.S. Border Patrol agent with a Subway sandwich was found not guilty by a jury
They mustard have done so with great relish

>>1455262
>be ICE
>Ranjeesh throws poo at you
>clearly assault, take him to trial
>jury of his poos determine that he was culturally enriching America

>>1455268
We already know you hate yourself nonwhite anon

>>1455262
I think he is referring to the fact that its quite blatantly assault and its a fucked up decision by the jury

>>1455271
nah
but keep seething over it

>>1455249
>Lairmore testified that he was not injured by the sandwich, but said he could feel its impact through the ballistic vest he was wearing. It came apart and “kind of exploded” when it struck his chest, he testified.
>”I could smell the onions and mustard,” he said.
God, this is so fucking funny. Actually sounds like an Onion article.

>>1455274
It meets the definition of assault. It was an assault. End of story. Fucked up ruling by the jury.

>>1455276
You make madea look petite, you big blubbering bitch

>>1455271
That's entirely the fault of the trump regime, first by politicizing it by sending heavily armed soldiers to kidnap the guy and use it as part of a propaganda video, then even trying to claim it was a felony before having to backtrack on that, or the gestapo lying under oath about being injured.

The defense put on a clinic on showing how absurd the whole case was so of course any rational jury would acquit.

>>1455276
And you guys make it even funnier.

>>1455274
>>1455276
Except it didn't explode since it was still in the wrapper, the only crime committed was perjury by Laimore.
I assume the rule of 'law' far right conservatives like you are going to be demanding Laimore be prosecuted now?

>>1455277
>>1455279
>you guys
Bruh, I voted for Biden in 2020. Not liking the current president or his party does not mean you have to give up your basic sense of right and wrong.

>>1455281
Skipping your lying classes again? Oh brother

>silly shilly pretending they're not retarded again
also, get it right faggot
TWO juries passed on this, if you include the first try

>>1455282
>He isnt a mindbroken retard, is objective, and can read
>must be a liar
Being (You) must suck so fucking bad.

>>1455281
Anon, leftists redditors tried deporting lawful immigrants after Trump won in 2024. These people aren't ideologically consistent. They just want to tear down the system.

The shills still haven't recovered from the election have they. Lmao

>>1455281
“You guys” as in you anons who are trying to treat this as anything serious. I don’t care who you voted for. It’s funny it’s own right that you jumped to that, though.

>>1455283
It's more funny that grand juries refused to even indite some of the cases put forward by trump regime prosecutor and wine dunkard Jeanine Pirro because they either forged evidence or the charged the trump regime demanded were so over the top.
They couldn't even meet the ham sandwich threshold they were that incompetent and corrupt.

we need more sandwich throwing
the law has spoken, DC precedent is good everywhere
make Trump right about having to provide ID to get a sandwich
throw a hotdog and argue you didn't throw a sandwich
the possibilities are endless

>>1455287
I dont think what happened is particularly serious. The hidden lead is that juries in DC are quite partisan, I think thats quite serious and generally a red flag for social cohesion.

>>1455288
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>1455289
Does accostment by torta warrant a civil tort? Find out soon

>>1455291
Interesting projecting, good to know you're admitting to samefagging.

Man, I want some Subway now. And they’re closed. Thanks, /news/.

>>1455287
>it's just a little assault bro

>>1455295
I'm sure all those ICE gestapo are going to get charged for assaulting innocent Americans when the ICE gestapo punch or slam the heads of innocent Americans into the pavement.
Rule of law amirite?

>>1455247
So Jussie's DHS now, huh?

>>1455255
It was a fucking sandwich.

>>1455301
But it 'exploded', the agent could 'feel' the 'impact' on his vest. That smell of Onions and Mustard. It's going to give him PTSD and haunt him for the rest of his life.

>>1455296
>gestapo
Still ginning yourselves up to rebel against the federal government huh

HERO threw a SANDWICH

>>1455305
I've never heard of putting gin on a submarine sandwich. Vinegar and oil, sure

>>1455309
>Gin
I'm sure that one ICE gestapo that just gotarrested for DUI for taking out a bush was full of gin, or using coke given how much he was licking his lips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19xmzuPNDP0

>this will result in increased sales for Subway
It's what P.R. firms refer to as advertising you just can't buy.
Found not guilty after being charged with assault with a deli weapon. The precedent has been set. ICE mustard seen this coming. Subway hiring Sean Dunn to do ads for them would make more bread for both. As for the stale sub footlongs and unused meat at the end of the day, they could be fashioned for use in self-defense to inflict cold cuts.

>>1455314
My guess? Trump will pardon Jared and gift him seed money for "truth sandwiches", or maybe "honest hoagies". The first one will be constructed in ghislaine's minimum security facility

>>1455316
Jared will get an invite the the grand opening of the Epstein ball room

>>1455309
You've never heard of what it means to 'gin' yourself up? You really aren't american huh

>>1455318
I prefer provolone

>>1455255
Bro it was a fucking sandwich. A cafeteria food fight doesn't count as a mass casualty event and this doesn't count as terrorism.

>>1455316
>hoagies
Even if Dunn was imprisoned, a TV show could be made starring him: "Hoagie's Heroes". Featuring the lardass that experienced bun force trauma as one of the guards. His catchphrase? 'I know nothing!'

I'm not sure what's more funny, the pearl clutching by the the election tourists who have been stationed in /news/.
Or all the puns.

>>1455320
Have pity on poor >>1455255. He thought the pie fight scene near the end of Blazing Saddles was a documentary with scenes of actual terrorism. Another reason why he's a poor pathetic soul:
>sympathisers
>not sympathizers
He's clearly not American.

>>1455351
You got a lot of shit on your sandwiches?

>>1455351
Sorry, should've come up with that lie before your boy was out there testifying how he could smell the onions and mustard lmao

>>1455255
>Oh god it’s a sandwich, help me Jesus!

>>1455359
>he said, then demanded people lose their job or go to jail for saying mean words on the internet

>feces
But enough of the shill's weird fetishistic obsessions.
>terroristss
>iis
>you're a terroristss
The lolcow that isn't American and doesn't attend English classes is having another meltdown.
Now watch the shill project after this post.

>>1455265
I bet it was brown mustard

>>1455360
>But what about my strawman-
People like sandwich guy. They don't like racist losers.

>>1455367
Your mother gave up hope

>>1455360
You’re right Charlie Kirk did deserve to get shot in the neck

>>1455367
Yeah, it had EXTRA MUSTARD. That's like, the main ingredient in that one deadly gas I think!

>>1455369
>in the neck
>69
Chuckie's now getting eternally throatfucked by demons in Hell. And he can still voice his complaints about being neckraped.

>>1455352
>>1455352
Yeah, law enforcement officers making unconstitutional arrests (such as the several US citizens illegally deported to countries they've never been to) should be scared. This is in addition to the reports of them failing to give badge numbers, going around in masks and hauling random people into vans just because they look ethnic, and so on. Officers of the law flagrantly defying both the law and the constitution should be afraid of pushback. I would argue it is our duty as citzens to put them in their place when they step out of line, because clearly the federal government has no interest in doing so and are thus complicite in these violations.

Just a reminder that the trump agent lied on the stand. Jury instructions from a federal trial states that if a witness lied, the witness' statements could be discounted.
On top of that, the trump loyalist prosecutor could not prove Sean had intent to injure.

Do not list to the fascist right's cope, this was not wasn’t jury nullification, it was the lies by trump's agent and the incompetence of his loyalist prosecutor that lead to the acquittal.

Sad that the jury, as a shitpost, didn't ask for a ballistic vest like the trump goon had so one of the jurors could wear it and then have a subway sandwich thrown at them to see if they could feel the impact.

>>1455375
This is the type of post that reminds me that leftists are terrorists.

The far right wing will never stop false flagging

This entire thread is filled with mental instability.

>>1455276
Maybe they would have gotten him on some misdemeanour if they didn't go full retard about it.

>>1455351
It's a shame that this board doesn't allow image posting, because I do not have the words to adequately describe the face I made reading that.

>>1455418
Welcome to /news/. You will not get balanced discussion here,

>>1455255
The only way to beat the terrorist sandwich throwers is to arm EVERYONE in the US with a sandwich! What if it had been thrown in a school or place of worship!? It's a pity though that Trump's goverment shut down is stopping most of the free food handouts. How will people be safe!

>>1455411
This is the type of post that reminds me that rightists are reeee-ing autists that let irrelevant things get under their skin, and impotently lash out by screaming 'Terrorist!' at those who refuse to have anything to do with their cult and won't worship their gods.
>their gods
The MAGA cult breaking the first of the ol' Big 10, therefore Charlie Kirk is in Hell being throatfucked by demons. God is a terrorist for sending him there, little cultist.

>>1455441
>This is the type of post that reminds me that rightists are reeee-ing autists that let irrelevant things get under their skin, and impotently lash out by screaming 'Terrorist!' at those who refuse to have anything to do with their cult and won't worship their gods.
And the unhinged proves it's unhinged. Go throw a sandwich at DHS and get wrecked.

>>1455443
You mean get arraigned under silly pretenses and easily beat the case?

>>1455444
Not before getting wrecked.

>>1455443
As the precedent has now been set, this is the type of post that reminds me that rightists are unhinged autists that impotently reee at those who refuse to be in lockstep with rightards and their wrong opinions.
...and Charlie is still being throatfucked by demons for eternity in Hell and you're still not beating the God is a terrorist allegations for he sending him there. Because Charlie could never beat the CHRINO allegations. Nor can the MAGAt cultists. The first of the ol' Big 10, don't forget.

>>1455455
Man, if you weren't a cripple you probably would've killed someone by now.
Unhinged like a mofo.

>>1455454
>>1455457
Why are you so sourtho

>>1455276

Sorry that you hate the US Constitution's Sixth Amendment, but that's how we operate. A jury of the defendant's peers (look up the word "peer" if you need to) found the defendant not guilty, so the system has operated and settled the case in court. NEXT!

>>1455459
i heard his mother charges a pump-per-nickel

>>1455351

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Tony Bennett left his heart in San Francisco. Charlie Kirk left his neck in Utah
>>1455457 will now proceed to prove he's a mentally crippled unhinged mofo by replying to this. If not, he agrees that taking the piss out of Charlie Kirk can only a good thing, and those who do aren't terrorists.

>>1455388

Jeffersonian hands typed this

>>1455460
Try a though experiment: What if a Republican-heavy jury let a Republican off for a blatant crime.

Would this perhaps be something you dont like?

>>1455472
What if you're so unamerican that you cant recall the countless instances of the thing you're describing. Will you have a meltie?

>>1455473
I understand that the way the courts work is quite complex and difficult for someone with a median IQ to understand, but District Court is only the start of the court process. Trump admin has won every single case so far this year on appeal. 24 in total this year with more pending.

>>1455473 is so non-American, he's having a melty due to what >>1455472 said.

1455473 इतना गैर-अमेरिकी है कि >>1455472 ने जो कहा उसके कारण उसका दिमाग खराब हो रहा है।

>>1455476
>>1455478
>shill double posted in Hindi
lmao.

>>1455478
>>1455479
samefag
kek

>>1455493
Esl shill is having one of his famed melties again

>>1455493
>reducation
That which isn't American needs to go to English classes for re-education.

>>1455472
You're falling into the /pol/ppet's trap by even humoring their false premise the ruling was politically based.
The jury was apolitical in their ruling because the 'victim' lied on the stand about key details, (I.E. the sandwich did not actually explode) meaning his testimony could be disregarded, and the prosecutor failed to prove Sean had intent to injure.

>>1455507
The shill deports itself as not being American, and always has melties.

>>1455301
1) It's still assault. Go grab a subway and throw it at the next police officer you see. Watch what happens.
2) We know it's a sandwich now. At that moment it could've been anything, in a hostile environment with an angry mob known for taking shots at ICE agents. If only the left could limit their protesting to food fights.

>>1455513
Anon throwing tomatoes at a bad comedian isn't an assassination attempt.

>>1455511
The shill continues to have melties, especially with this post
>next i'll be taking your home for myself, enjoy squattings fam
But only in your mind.
>you're inviting me into the country so why not give me your home as well
>i'll be taking your home for myself,
The shill admits to not being American. And being a terrorist. Thanks, projecting pajeet.

>>1455517
>privilaged
In pointing out the subcontinent shill's educational inferiority, /news/ shall be privy to the lolcow becoming enraged thus being privileged to witness the witless wimp's melty.

>>1455507
>/pol/ppet gets a fundamental fact about the case wrong
Typical.
Again, the 'victim' lied under oath and trump's prosecutor couldn't prove intent to injure.
Easiest not guilty ever.

>>1455521
>deadly weapon
>a sandwich

>leftists are terrorists!
>privilaged
>shanked
Now we see not only the educational inferiority of, but the violence inherent in the rightist mindset. As well as the hypocrisy inherent in rightist DNA: it's hardwired into such. And the ability to project so much, they make IMAX obsolete. We're privileged to witness it from that which is witless.
But there are far more powerful weapons: parody, satire and ridicule. No amount of body armor can protect rightists from ridicule. It's as >>1455274 says, it's something straight out of an article in The Onion.
But Reality can be far more brutally satirical than fiction. Lethally so, to the rightists' mindset. To quote Thomas Jefferson
'The only way to combat ridiculous propositions is through mockery'
It's not only a ASS... I mean ICE agent with ridiculously wrong opinions that's now a laughingstock via the lethal use of mockery in edible form. A breadly weapon, if you will. Credibility-wise, that lardass of ICE has been lethally damaged. He's not the only one.

>>1455521
>deadly weapon
Please cite all murders that used a sandwich as the 'weapon' in the past year.
Otherwise you admit you lied.

>>1455527
>Can't prove it
Concession accepted

>terrorism
>shanked
Typical rightist hypocrite.

>>1455529
assault is fine against retarded fascists
has been since the American Revolution
sorry you live in a shitty 3rd world dictator country where you're not free, but maybe you'll earn enough money shilling to move to a good 2nd rate country

>>1455529
Wasn't assault :)
Seethe more.

>>1455507
>>1455521
>>1455529
The court said the list of lies told by agents was a footlong.

>>1455524
you could and it wouldn't count as assault lmao.

>if you don't like facists raping you, you just have to let the facists rape you
local shill is melting down

>destroying public property and causing civil unrest
making up things again?

>>1455539
The things they call rightwingers are what they fear the most.
>you're a nazi, fascist, white supremacist, conservative, christian nationalist etc
Individualism, nationalism and exceptionalism.

>>1455546
>christian nationalists
Christian cultist

>>1455512
The acorn dropping on the police car could have been suppressed gunfire, in the moment.

>>1455512
1) Wasn't assault
2) Everyone knows it was a sandwhich
3) Keep seething justice prevailed against trump's political prosecutions

>>1455786
its literally assault. Assault is any offensive contact.

>>1455787
Wrong again. It wasn't assault.

>>1455788
It was. Everyone with a pair of eyes and just a single impartial synapse in their brain knows it is. You're just a hyperpartisan retard who is more than happy to see the foundations of our Republic burn down because you got oneshotted by a NY Real Estate guy.

Oh no, wait, you're a pajeet from Canada.

>>1455787
Utterly jewish definition of assault.
And no, I'm not on the side of the faggots that are fucking with ICE to ensure we have more illegal immigrants for businesses to use as slave, and for homosexual leftists to imprison in their basements and use as brown sex slaves/

>>1455787
They tried trying it as felony assault and got laughed out of court by the judge. Then they tried misdemeanor assault and got laughed out of court by the jury. The more you insist "NO, HE WAS TRYING TO REALLY HURT HIM WITH THAT SANDWICH!" the more retarded and ridiculous you look. Take the L and move on.

>>1455787
>Assault is any offensive contact
The definition of assault as a crime varies wildly by jurisdiction and in many doesn't even require contact (as that's often called battery).

Cite the law or shut the fuck up.

>https://code.dccouncil.gov/us/dc/council/code/titles/22/chapters/4

>>1455795
>judge
Probably more of a Democrat than an actual judge.

>>1455792
It wasn't, you're just coping now because trump's politically motivated prosecution failed.
Also maybe Republicans shouldn't have declared trump is a king who is above the law if you really care about the republic.

>>1455796
>akchually battery is...
I'm talking federal law, you're talking common law. You're also totally avoiding the underlying point.

>>1455800
Twice? And the jury was all dems too?

It was a fucking sandwich Poindexter. You couldn't even get him on a misdemeanor and the jury laughed their asses off that you even tried.

>>1455806
>And the jury was all dems too?
Non-American (jeet) doesn't know how juries work.

>>1455803
It didn't help the thug that had the sandwich tossed at him lied under oath.
I'm assuming you want him charged with perjury if you're really mr rule of law?

>>1455803
>I'm talking federal law
That's why I linked you to where to find the relevant statutes. Cite it, cunt. This shouldn't be hard.

>>1455806
In DC? That votes like 700% Democrat?
What do you think the odds are?
Also, he probably, rightfully. already got his ass beat by DHS and as such I'd prefer to call the situation even.
iMO, despite the queer being guilty as fuck, I support the ruling
No point in putting the stupid faggot in prison. It's not like he threw something dangerous like a McChicken at them.
However, if this same man continues to throw food items at DHS on behalf of illegal immigrants, I'd support exile or the death penalty at the next trial. I doubt it'll go that far though.

>>1455824
Our resident groyper giving his 2 cents.
Still find it funny after it was discovered you guys killed that one far right blogger, it totally ruined the republican's plan to make it a reichstag fire moment

>>1455823
Why dont you cite it, cunt?

>>1455838
WTF is a groyper?

>>1455858
Extreme right wing redditors who have also committed multiple false flag attacks, they use a similar vernacular as this post >>1455824

>>1455861
Nah, I googled it. It's fans of Nick Fuentes. I don't deal with eceleb shit.
And vernacular? That's 4changlish, you retarded invader faggot.

>>1455862
>Election tourist thinks he's people.
LMAO

>>1455864
Whatever, redditfag.

>>1455865
>Projection
Keep seething

>>1455848
>Why dont you cite it, cunt?
Cause I'm not the one claiming something is illegal. You are.

>>1455848
>>1455872
To expound on this, any law I cite, you could just claim is the wrong statute, so find the right statute or shut the fuck up.

NTA so there is no law broken then.
Justice prevails again for the victims of the trump regime.

>a sandwich
Rightards really are delicate snowflakes
If I slap one in the face with a piece of salt beef, would it be assault?
There were two peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted.

>>1455896
>>If I slap one in the face with a piece of salt beef, would it be assault?
No, but they would be... salty.

Sandwich Man interviewed.

It's worse than you think since he wanted to surrender, but the trump regime wouldn't let him because they wanted to do a heavily armed raid on his place for propaganda purposes.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-sandwich-guy-interview_n_690f6849e4b0d142901f6a6b?origin=home-whats-happening-unit

>>1455896
Antifa did this same kind of thing in Portland ten years ago. They would carry cans of soup, give people concussions with them, and when pulled aside they would pretend that the 30lbs of canned soup they have in their backpacks were just their lunch.
At the end of the day, if you can be assaulted by a communist, who is then acquitted by a bunch of communists who believe that assaulting rightwingers is okay, then the system is totally fucked.

>>1455958
>The soup myth
Now that's some old right wing propaganda, along with that lie about concrete milkshakes. The fascist right made up some weird shit.

>>1455959
>Everything bad that we factually and constantly do is gaslit to be either fake or a lone individual
This is why I have zero sympathy for you sociopaths when Trump throws you in the van

>>1455959
You mean like how Antifa doesn't exist?

If democrats (communists) do actually regain power, you're not going to be allowed to exist in their vision of the future, retard. You'll be forced to cohabitate with ten pajeets in a 10x10ft box and then be executed by Comrade Jamal because you're white.

>>1455960
>>1455961
>Mum communism
Weird how republicans think just calling everything that slightly helps American workers communism is going to keep working when communism hasn't been a thing for decades.

>>1455961
Why didn't that happen less than a year ago when Democrats had the White House?
Why didn't it happen three years ago when they had the White House and both houses of Congress?

>>1455964
Careful, you're going to get vanned for asking the fascists here why their fearmongering didn't happen a year ago, when by their logic, it should have.

>>1455964
You mean when Biden let in tens of millions of illegal immigrants into the interior? And called anybody who disagreed with him a domestic terrorist threat?

>what happened in towns in France not long after D-Day
Those white rightist invaders that never had the right to exist in that country in the first place, when, seeing those Sherman tanks & Jeeps coming towards them through those powerful Carl Zeiss binoculars, left those French towns and never came back, leaving those certain French that were pals of theirs to the tender mercies of the French Resistance & those who didn't want those Germans in their country. What happened to those collaborators. Those US liberators of those French towns didn't give a fuck for what happened to them. And why should they?
There are Americans who will feel the same way against you, MAGAtards & ICE, with just one thing in mind: Revenge.
Nobody will give a fuck for you cultists once Trump is out of the White House, certainly lacking power after the Midterm Massacre. And why should we? Total MAGA Death.
>MAGAts - especially after NYC, New Jersey, Virginia & California - reduced to terroristic threats
As for you >>1455960, as the old saying goes: May you live in interesting times. Certainly those in 'ICE' right now, but will be denied their right to any 'Authoritah' in the near future.

>>1455972
I too, like reading fantasy books, but unlike you, I don't pretend it's reality.

>>1455972
I guess, in that neither of those things happened either.

>>1455978
>There are Americans who will feel the same way against you, MAGAtards & ICE, with just one thing in mind: Revenge.
A bunch of Hindus just bought up 130 acres of residential land in Moncure NC and are building a 155-foot tall golden statue of Lord Murugan. A literal golden idol, smack-dab in the middle of the bible belt, that's taller than the Statue of Liberty.

In Minnesota, Omar Fateh did not win the election by a wide margin. This was not because the majority demographic disagreed with his politics, but because he was from the Daarood Clan, whereas most Somalians in Minneapolis are from the Hawiye Clan. The Intra-tribal conflict, in MINNESOTA, prevented him from winning that election.

Ethnic carveouts are being made in America, growing larger and larger, and you've decidedly chosen to threaten the only one that would be willing to refuge in the near future.

>>1455978
>ICE
Given the new footage of that one drunk ICE who was saying he was going to abuse his authority to look into the background of a non white police officer who was present for his arrest.
It's pretty clear they're all racists and ICE will not only need to be disbanded, but their payroll will need to be made public so any personal involved in it will be prosecuted criminally or brought to civil court by their vicitms, at least the ones they didn't vanish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7lIgPSUJw0

>>1455988
Yes Tim, my uncle sent me those Facebook posts too
But even if all of that is true (it isn't), none of those people are putting on masks and shooting people in American streets like MAGA and ICE are.
Your Twitter feed isn't a substitute for a point.

Trump regime is seething that their malicious prosecutor of Sandwich Man lead to his acquittal
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tricia-mclaughlin-sandwich-thrower_n_690f9766e4b03cb129003937

>>1456054
>>1456056
>The Fascist right wing posting their fan fics on /news/ again.

>you're the terrorists!
>I need to steal from you and murder you!
The hypocrite 1456056 not only demonstrates its criminal but violent mindset. It is reduced to terroristic threats. The shill is truly a psychopath.