https://apnews.com/article/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-bandit-virginia-5109feb2ea9ab9bf8954ec3798689fd0>On Nov 29, a raccoon broke into the Ashland ABC Store in Hanover County, ransacking shelves and helping itself to alcohol.>A ceiling tile collapse allowed the intruder to enter and knock out CCTV cameras, and Officer Samantha Martin said the raccoon fell through one tile then went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.>Employees discovered smashed bottles, alcohol pooled on the floor and an aisle soaked with broken glass, while store employees found the raccoon passed out in the bathroom between a toilet and a bin.>After a period of observation, the animal was returned to the wild after Officer Martin secured the raccoon and transported it to the Hanover County Animal Shelter to sober up.>The shelter's Facebook post quickly went viral, racking up more than 8,000 likes, 827 comments and 4,100 shares by 1.20pm on Dec 3 and drawing national coverage.pic unrelated
>>1462081You really posted a random racoon story just to be racist here? Fuck man most anons at least cherry pick like a bodega robbery or something that at least involved a black person.
>>1462086its just impotent rage after it was revealed Trump let in the immigrant that killed one of the national guard
>>1462081Kek I resided in mechanicsville for a while. Right beside Ashland.That's probably the only entertaining thing that's happened in that town in weeks.
>>1462081Heh. Some good news for once. >>1462086You're in the wrong website if a mediocre racist joke by OP offends you so much. May I kindly suggest you fuck off back to plebbit where you'll feel more at home with the other sensitive vaginas?
>>1462081>>1462086I was planning to post this story as an excuse to post a raccoon gif. What a wasted opportunity by OP.Here I'll post it anywayhttps://i.imgur.com/M83WsIi.gif
>>1462100Good post
