> https://nypost.com/2025/12/06/us-news/gavin-newsom-roasted-for-bizarre-reaction-post-to-viral-testicle-crushing-sitting-pose/California Gov. Gavin Newsom was roasted online for his bizarre AI-created reaction to being called out by The Post for sitting in a testicle-crushing pose during an interview.Newsom’s press office took to X Friday to try and deflect from the many masculinity-mocking pol-watchers with a doctored image of the governor in an even more compromising yoga-style pose on stage at The New York Times Dealbook Summit.“Democracy requires flexibility,” the tone-deaf Governor Newsom Press Office wrote in a caption to the post.The strange attempt at humor fell flat with X-users who were aghast at the extra eyeful of Gavin.“They…Posted this?” Mark Mitchell from Rasmussen Report wrote.“In a moment of rare honesty, Gavin Newsom replicates the position of his typical California citizen as he prepares to tax them up the a– even more,” user Viva Frei wrote in a comment.“This isn’t a parody account,” another ironically wrote.“Self-depricating humor doesn’t work with Gavin Newsom. He’s too narcissistic,” user Maze wrote. “What the f–k are we doing in this country?” another X user lamented.The cringe post and strange pose further inspired dozens of memes mocking the presumed 2028 presidential hopeful for displaying his apparently-flat undercarriage.The Post initially busted Newsom’s balls on Dec. 4 when he chose to cross his legs knee-over-knee while discussing National Guard policies with Andrew Sorkin of The New York Times.“I have never seen a man crush his testicles harder than this dude,” X user BoredElonMusk tweeted, along with footage of the discussion Wednesday.
>>1463173It doesn't crush 'em if they're super saggy.
I don't see how that would crush your balls. I can do it pretty easily. Maybe my pants are looser?
He's a female.
>>1463173How nice of the NYpost to curate some of the tweets. Totally organic.
>>1463173Hey, remember when Trump posted some AI slop of of him dumping shit on protestors?
>>1463173Newsom not only has balls of steel, but is physiologically healthier than an old fat orange thing with Alzheimer's.
>>1463173>The cringe post and strange poseMurdoch Media trying to do to him what they did to Howard Dean 20 years ago. Next they'll hammer the story on Fox with words like "Sick!" and "Unhinged!". Then finally a Wall Street Journal op/ed about how we can't let Gavin have the nuclear codes when he can contort himself.
>>1463180that never happenedhe was just kiddinglook ... shiny thing!Epstein? Never heard of him
>>1463186It sure looks like his own campaign released that picture.
>>1463173>posting an AI pic of himself sitting in a bizarre gay posecringe>>1463180>posting an AI vid of himself literally shitting on his hatersbased>>1463179where have you been for the last 10 years? This is modern journalism, for both the left and the right.
>>1463186you weren't even alive 20 years ago. You're just repeating some bullshit you heard from somebody else who was a child 20 years ago. The scream didn't end his campaign, his campaign was already over by then.Stop being an NPC.
>>1463196Actually the scream ended his campaign because the media went all out smearing him for it.If Dean were a republican or one of the center right establishments, the media would have spun it as him firing up the troops.But nope, Dean was the 'liberal' so he had to be stopped at all costs.Doesn't change the fact that the right wing controlled media like OP wants to smear anyone who can challenge trump.
>>1463193Doesn't matter if it did or not, the right wing media is already portraying it negatively as a sign of mental illness, just like Howard Dean. Look at the fake tweets in the ny post article.>>1463196>nuh uh!shitty damage control
Do your balls hang low?Can you swing 'em to and fro?Can you tie 'em in a knot?Can you tie 'em in a bow?Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Democratic oldster?Do your balls hang low?
>being called out by The Post for sitting in a testicle-crushing pose during an interview.very important stuff
>>1463247"The Post" is The Washington Post. The NYpost is a tabloid.
>>1463262WashingtonPost is just Bezos propaganda. There's no difference between the two
>>1463264Proof?
>>1463177No, you're just not a stubby-legged, peasant troll, that's all. Your family doesn't have a history of living under bridges, shaking down travellers.
>>1463220>>1463228>t. kid whose parents were in college when the scream happenedlol you could at least try to research it before you comment. Oh right, your generation doesn't even know how to research anything!
>>1463301You could try proving those two posters wrong instead of making up shit about them being younger than you.
>>1463292He...owns it. You...uh OK dude?
>>1463347So you don't have any proof. I figured as much.
>>1463367is it worth it being a shill for billionaires though?
>>1463368>shills for Trump every dayYou tell me.
Gavin is just a political actor
