TrumpleSHITSKIN has STAGE IV DEMENTIA as he has a STROKE on stage causing him to claim that the US used a "DISCOMBOBULATOR" against Venezuela!! Ha!All fellow Americans point and laugh at TrumpleSHITSKIN in 3.... 2... 1...AHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAABABAHAHA!https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2026/01/24/trump-we-used-discombobulator-weapon-in-maduro-raid/Trump: We used ‘Discombobulator’ weapon in Maduro raidA secret weapon called “The Discombobulator” was essential to the US raid that captured Nicolas Maduro, Donald Trump said.The US president appeared to confirm the existence of a mysterious sonic device that may be behind reports of Mr Maduro’s henchmen being knocked off their feet by a wave of sound.Experts have questioned the details from a witness account, which claimed the weapon left Mr Maduro’s guards bleeding from the nose and vomiting blood.The president said the device “made [enemy] equipment not work” when US helicopters descended on Caracas on Jan 3 to arrest Mr Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores.Mr Trump told the New York Post: “The Discombobulator. I’m not allowed to talk about it.“They never got their rockets off. They had Russian and Chinese rockets, and they never got one off. We came in, they pressed buttons and nothing worked. They were all set for us.”Mr Trump’s comments appear to confirm reports that Washington had purchased an energy weapon suspected of being behind Havana Syndrome, which has bedevilled US diplomats around the world.The first instances of the condition were reported in 2016, when diplomats stationed in the US embassy in Cuba began suffering from unexplained cognitive symptoms, including extreme headaches, vertigo, memory loss, and hearing loss.Since then, cases of Havana Syndrome have been reported by diplomats and government staff in more than 15 countries.
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/venezuelan-guard-says-20-us-soldiers-trumped-100-men-during-maduro-op/ar-AA1U3MXX.Quote“It was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance,” the Venezuelan guard said. “They (US forces) were shooting with such precision and speed, it seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything.”He claimed an unfamiliar weapon was used in the assault. “At one point, they launched something, I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly, I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move,” the guard said.UnquoteI'll give you one thing, >>1482191, "Discombobulator", while etymologically accurate, is nowhere near a cool enough name for the Sonic Cannon that Made Maduros Thugs Vomit Blood.
>>1482191God don't get our hopes up like that. It'd be really cool if it happened live though. Could make edits of that shit for decades to come.
>>1482198>According to the guard, Venezuelan defences were caught off guard on the day. “We didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react,” he said.>Helicopters arrived, “barely eight”, he estimated, from which a small number of US soldiers descended. “Maybe 20 men. But those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we've fought against before,” he said.>Asked whether his comrades were able to resist, he replied, “not at all”. “Those 20 men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I've never seen anything like it,” the guard said.Holy shit that's actually kind of cool
>>1482221>Those 20 men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us>In a raid with 80 confirmed casualtiesCome on man at least make the propaganda stories a little believable
>>1482191this isnt /pol/ go be retarded somewhere else
>>1482617Does it matter what board this is if the rules are never enforced anyway?
>>1482617Pol is for faggots though and this poster is based.
>>1482230The guy who said hundreds was the guard who watched the 80+ die, so I'm sure to him it felt like hundreds. No official source claimed hundreds. It's a bit hard to count them though, Venezuela cremated the remains of the Cuban bodyguards prior to repatriating them.
>>1482652Based on what
Sonic weaponry? Americans are slaaneshi chaos demons?
>>1482669We're over here living in year 40,000
>>1482671Well, he seems to be trying his damnest to build a future where there is only WAAAAUGH.
BTW the weapon he is referring to has been in use for decades now. Remember the Cuban Embassy problem?
>>1482687Heh good one2020 showed us nurgle is always lurkingK I'm out of 40k memes
>>1482198>>1482221lmao they made the goybeam a real thing
>>1482652>this poster is based.Something tells me you didn't like me very much when I started " The Neo-Nazi socialists are literally imploding" trend or the series of "Homeless Joe Biden" images I posted. But regardless, thanks for the compliment I am an equal opportunity shitposter. I meme them like I see them.
>>1482662>Based on whatThat you have toggaf written on your forehead, go look in the mirror
>>1482191>has STROKE>OP picNever mind the Joker, Trump's the Diddler
>>1482879ꟻɒqqot?
