Sweethearts, the candy hearts with messages company, is leaning into recession indicator memes with its 2026 batch. Phrases like “split rent” and “buy in bulk” feature on many of the hearts this year in another sign that the economy is bad, regardless of what the White House might claim.Every year, Sweethearts, owned by the Sprangler Candy Company, releases a new batch of edible hearts for Valentine’s Day—some with new messages meant to reflect the times. The vibe in 2026 is, apparently, poverty.This is a recession indicator if there ever was one.“Sweethearts has always evolved with the times by staying aware of current dating trends and relationships—and being practical is having a moment,” said Sprangler’s Vice President of Marketing Evan Brock in a press release.“That’s why some of the messages on our Sweethearts candies aren’t just about finding love the old-fashioned way this year.”The new hearts feature phrases like “share logn,” “car pool,” and “cook for 2” in addition to classics like “I luv you.” One even says “joint taxes,” referring to tax benefits enjoyed by married couples.It doesn’t exactly warm the heart as much as “my hero” or “ur cute,” but Sweethearts isn’t wrong about 2026 dating trends. According to Consumer Affairs, 78 percent of Gen Z rated financial responsibility as an important factor in choosing a romantic partner.https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/recession-indicator-2026-economy-bad-123000355.html
>>1489083Need to print some that say "die cheaply" as economic advice
K I take their advice and cut back on needless spending and first cut is these chalky bastards they taste awful and now they preach to me fuck off candy
>>1489083Valentine's day is a made up holiday anyways just a way to get suckers to spend money on women. When do men get a holiday for them?
>>1489226Valentines is for both men and women, anon.
>>1489227Is it though? When's the last time someone gave you flowers and took you out to dinner? Men get laid on valentine's day but if you're not a cuck incel that's nothing new I get what you're trying to say, but you're still wrong. Valentine's day is all about men giving women tokens of their "affection" and God forbid you don't make a dinner reservation that night (and ofc the restaurants jack up all their prices) or else you don't love your lady and on Monday she hears about what all the other men did for her girlfriends and she gets jealous and starts to wonder if you really love her after all
>>1489083Why are Dummycruds so desperate for a recession?
