BREAKING (hasn't hit the American press sheets yet, they have higher standards and require confirmation)Esmail Ghaani, commander of the Quds Force of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), has reportedly been detained, according to Iranian media outlets, AzerNEWS reports.Unconfirmed reports claim that Ghaani is accused of espionage activities in favor of Israel’s intelligence agency, Mossad.He has reportedly been condemned because he was allegedly the last official to meet with the late Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei before his death. Additionally, he is said to be the last official to meet with Hezbollah leader Hasan Nasrallah. All died by Israeli rocket strikes right after the meetings.According to the same sources, the detention was carried out by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.There has been no official confirmation from Iranian authorities regarding the reports at this time.https://www.azernews.az/region/255213.htmlAnnnnd he's been executed:https://247ureports.com/2026/03/iran-executes-quds-force-chief-esmail-qaani-over-mossad-spying-allegations/>For context, the Quds are like Iranian SEALs. Their commander was a snitch. That's wild, I never thought that mossad would achieve leverage over such a linchpin, I thought they were blackmailing secretaries and security guards.
THE INTERNAL IRANIAN PURGES HAVE BEGUN. TRUST IS GONE.
Now ask yourself who mossad controls in your country
>>1494410>All died by Israeli rocket strikes right after the meetings.Maybe Mossad just followed this guy around knowing he would lead them to some important targets
>>1494452Yeah but they only rocket struck the important ones I'm sure this guy walked into plenty of unimportant buildings that are still standing.Plus, you know they tortured the shit out of him before his execution, so I doubt he had many secrets left. In fact, such an expedited debriefing-execution pipeline seems to indicate that he folded like a house of cards. Usually they want to interrogate someone like this for much longer, to get as much as they can.
>>1494410lol they got both of them with a single mole, that’s some incredible efficiency
>>1494508And then, they even got them to clean up the mole!A 3-for-1 special mossad really knows how to shop
Mossad controls a Qud director: newsMossad controls Trump and Putin: not news.
>>1494534If you had a news article that said mossad controlled them, that would be huge news.
>>1494437His name starts with the letter D and ends in "onald Trump"
>>1494541This
>>1494558Source?
>>1494458>Yeah but they only rocket struck the important ones I'm sure this guy walked into plenty of unimportant buildings that are still standing.>Plus, you know they tortured the shit out of him before his execution,If he was innocent, MOSSAD had eyes on him and saw other signs that important targets were in the building. As to torture people, they will say anything to stop the torture. He might have named innocent people, the torturers should need some sort of corroborating evidence before they kill anyone mentioned by him. But sowing the seeds of paranoia is part of a spy's job
>>1494541That would mean the Jews and Mossad lost control of the media though, so no such article would exist.
>>1494694That's a very juvenile/antiquated way to view extraction techniques. Modern torture does not result in false positives.
>>1494410Can we vote to name this war the Israel-Epstein War?
>>1494555We aren't all up to day on the latest spy ciphers here, give it to us straight, Secret Agent Man.
>>1494772D rink your ovaltine
>>1494776We can't all have have secret decoder pins, just say what you are trying to say, Riddler.
>>1494781Chat GPT is cheating, this is an original riddle I wrote, so only use ai if you hate fun.Ironically longer than tall,A brokers risky call, Circuit's bane, cake plain,And it's my job to stop the ball. What am I?
>>1494782If you are the call, then who was the phone? Little Orphan Annie?
>>1494785Daddy Warbucks was not a broker
>>1494786He was broker after he gave up a bunch of money to start taking care of all those orphans than when he was just making money to hoard money.
>>1494410Quds Force is their Fuck Israel unit, so that'd be super funny.Even funnier would be this guy actually not being a spy at all and they're taking out one of their best men over coincidence.
>>1494792Pretty sure he didn't have an easy final day. They probably asked him a lot of questions the hard way.I wouldn't put it past them to execute him as a scapegoat, but I'm fairly confident the people interrogating him knew him very intimately by the time they were finished.
>>1494770Operation Epstein Shield is the official name.
>>1494799I thought it was AIPAC Fury.
>>1494803Kek was this you or are you parrot
Mossad likes these stories that claim they have huge infiltration to increase paranoia. Obviously there will be some.
>hack telephones and conference reservation schedule>bomb Khamenei>fasely say remaining leader was a collaborator>they get executedIt is just that easy
>>1494534Wait, is Putin in Israel's hands? I thought it was the other way around.
