Actor and martial artist Chuck Norris died on Thursday morning, according to a family statement posted on his Instagram account on Friday morning."It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace," the post reads."To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family. He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives."https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/actor-martial-artist-chuck-norris-dead-86Now Steven Seagal, there's a badass.
>>1499011>t. Steven Segal
>>1499011Chuck Norris didn't die, he now am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds
>>1499014I'd never use that cuck finn signed by bullshit I've got pride in the English language
>>1499011F
>An ailing Chuck Norris was taken to a secret government base on Thursday after knocking out the Grim Reaper sent to collect him. >While scientists work to wake Death up so they can take Chuck, they're also assisting Mr. Norris with the pain from living beyond his allotted time. >"I didn't mean to knock that sonofabitch out." Norris said from his hospice bed. "He won't sneak up on me again, thats for sure."
>>1499031Cope
>>1499011>faith>prior to becoming a Christcuck with fail, he was supposed to be inferior to nobody: even God bowed down & worshiped him as the superior being, as that was the whole point of the Chuck Norris jokesThanks for destroying a meme, you subhuman. I'm glad you're dead, Cuck Norris.
There is no sadness or sorrow for 86 years of kicking ass and taking names.
>>1499011Can’t stand the retarded russians who write headlines on this board, disrespecting chuck norris of all people is insane. The dude is a living meme beyond modern politics.
Was Chuck Norris white?
https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/202689/chuck-norris-benjamin-netanyahu"Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend," Netanyahu wrote on X."Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world," he continued, adding a Jewish mourning prayer, "May his memory be a blessing."
>>1499047he was part indian so no
>>1499018Low quality bait
>>1499031In his latter days,Chuck taught us old guys a new fighting technique.CanekwondoHe designed this weapon, with a 8-in blade in the bottom that would project out with a button push. The handle had a small canister of bear spray. The cane had a metal tip what could be used as a stun gun giving out 1 million volts.(Lithium battery in the cane)The handle was 8 oz metal with a lead core.The Chuckster didn't believe in firearms, so no bullets. The Chuckster Captain knowledge of these canes secret, and but only sold to his friends and friends of friends who were at least 75 years old(these cans were illegal so he didn't want any lawsuits)I personally used the bear spray on a young black ruffian who was crowding the sidewalk and wouldn't move over. I left that punk whipping on the sidewalk.
>>1499090>The Chuckster Captain knowledge of these caneThe Chuckster KEPT knowledge of these cane....This durn phone don't understand me with my loose dentures
>>1499011'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon youAny wrong you do, he's gonna seeWhen you're in Texas, look behind you'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be
>>1499121Gay
1499033Unworthy dubs>>1499041>>1499049He decided to retire, he was too OP for this world
>>1499121it was a good show. he was in a few kung fu movies too.
>>1499271He was in exactly zero kung fu movies. The shitshows he did weren't kung fu. You want good kung fu go watch Jackie Chan who is also a much better person than "Carlos Ray Norris"
1499149>he was too inferior for this worldftfy
>>1499284>nyaaaaagghhhh ackthually He was in martial arts movies.
