Anonymous House Republicans reject DHS f(...) 03/27/26(Fri)15:08:30 No. 1500906 https://usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/27/house-republicans-shutdown-dhs-deal-rejected/89349043007/ WASHINGTON – Republicans in the House of Representatives are revolting at the eleventh hour against a deal to end the six-week-long Department of Homeland Security shutdown, hurling the prospects of any impending solution into serious political jeopardy. House Speaker Mike Johnson, after a long call with GOP lawmakers on Friday, March 27, denounced the compromise the Senate unanimously passed in the dead of night. In a highly visible split between House and Senate Republicans, Johnson said the agreement to fund all of DHS minus Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Border Patrol wasn't palatable to his members. "This gambit that was done last night is a joke," Johnson said. He added that he had just spoken to President Donald Trump and said the president "understands exactly what we’re doing and why, and he supports it." Many conservative hardliners woke up in the morning furious about the situation, pledging to withhold their support for advancing the agreement unless it added immigration enforcement funding and a voter ID provision. ICE and Customs and Border Protection, two agencies within DHS, are already operating with cash reserves from a megabill passed last year. We can't believe that the Senate abdicated its responsibility this morning," Rep. Andy Harris, R-Maryland, said. "This deal is bad for America. It's bad for Americans. The president has already said he's going to fund TSA out of funds he has. So it's not going to affect the airports if we don't do this today." Johnson later said he planned to instead put to a vote a two-month stopgap measure that would keep all of DHS funded at its current levels through May 22. >>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)15:09:17 No. 1500907 The last-minute impasse imperiled the likelihood of a swift end to the DHS shutdown, which has upended airport security across the country. If the House passes the stopgap measure – also known as a "continuing resolution," or CR – senators would have to return to Capitol Hill. Yet many already left Washington for a planned two-week spring recess. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-New York, said any legislation other than what Democrats already agreed to would have no chance in the Senate. "A 60-day CR that locks in the status quo is dead on arrival in the Senate," he said in a statement. "And Republicans know it." >>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)16:38:35 No. 1500928 And so the turmp shutdown continues. >>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)17:16:47 No. 1500944 There’s an extra 1.25 million tourists arriving in June for the soccer World Cup >>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)17:45:01 No. 1500951 >tfw you want illegals so bad you're willing to make America less safe to terrorist threats >>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)17:52:46 No. 1500954 >>1500944 I can't wait to see how republicans fuck that up.>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)18:04:04 No. 1500959 >>1500951 TSA is security theater and nothing more. I know people who have taken guns on planes without being caught. More than one, more than once.>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)18:05:43 No. 1500960 >>1500951 Indeed. Any suggestion that Democrats are not willfully against the citizens if the US is ridiculous.>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)18:07:08 No. 1500962 >>1500959 I know a guy who almost got a prison sentence because he accidentally had a few spare shooting range bullets in his backpack that TSA missed. When he went on a connecting flight in another country their security found them and he had to spend the night explaining how he wasn't an arms smuggler and that TSA had fucked up as opposed to him finding a way to fool cameras. If nothing else they at least protect you from that.>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)18:37:21 No. 1500980 >>1500962 Still his fault for carrying. Check your own bags and don’t blame others for your own laziness>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)18:46:30 No. 1500983 >>1500928 Trump's going to brand it the Johnson Shutdown once they lose midterms>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)18:55:49 No. 1500987 Snatching a second defeat from the jaws of victory which you snatched from the jaws of defeat >>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)19:44:18 No. 1500998 >>1500951 Republicans are literally the ones that killed yet another deal. Why do they keep refusing to protect Americans at airports, even when their own party in the Senate voted it through?>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)19:48:26 No. 1500999 >>1500959 there were over 1000 guns seized just at Pittsburgh Int'l Airport in the last two years. Nearly all of these are guns that the passenger simply forgot they were carrying. Imagine carrying a gun into an airport and forgetting you had it. Multiply that by 1000X for just one airport.>>
Anonymous 03/27/26(Fri)21:33:25 No. 1501030 >>1500999 Now imagine how many they didn't catch. How many random pocket knives grandpa forgot was in his pocket. How many bottles of who knows what liquid or paste or gel. Security theater.>>
V. Poutine 03/27/26(Fri)23:38:09 No. 1501049 I asked an AI program to compare the new Republicans with the old Russian "thieves in law" political system Thieves in law" (Russian) vor v zakone) within the American New Republican party are high-ranking, professional criminals , an organized crime family who adhere to a specific, traditional code of conduct. The term literally translates to "thief in [a position of] the law" and refers to a criminal who is the law within the underworld. Key Characteristics and Code of Conduct The "thieves' code" ) is an unwritten, strict set of rules that traditional Republicans did not follow. Violations can be punishable by expulsion.Key tenets of the New Republican code include: No Cooperation with the State:forbidden from cooperating with state authorities or public institutions in any way, including not confessing to crimes, giving statements to the prosecution, or serving in the military. No Legitimate Work or Possessions: A traditional New Republican can not have a legitimate job, own a house or expensive property obtained by legitimate means or hard work.Their income had to come solely from criminal activities like theft and robbery. Life in the Underworld: To earn their status, a would-be New Republican has to have served time in prison or have committed a crime that makes them eligible for imprisonment.They are expected to remain involved in the prison system and the wider criminal community, often acting as judges in disputes and managing the common fund for inmates' welfare. >>
Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)00:04:44 No. 1501051 >>1501030 but its legal to have a gun on the airplane 2nd amendment, esl shill we have freedoms here, you just have free dumbs>>
Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)00:22:44 No. 1501052 >>1500998 I think you're retarded.>>
Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)00:37:03 No. 1501055 >>1501052 >silly democrats, you shut down the government because we refused your offer to not additionally fund offices that we overfunded earlier they're right though, that is retarded enough to be a republican plan>>
Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)08:51:10 No. 1501101 >>1501049 >AI Kill yourself
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