https://newrepublic.com/post/208460/fema-official-gregg-phillips-teleportation>As CNN reported in late March, Phillips has spoken on multiple podcasts about his teleportation activities, which include having gone to a church and to the breakfast restaurant chain. On one of the podcasts, Phillips, who serves as associate administrator for the Office of Response and Recovery at the Federal Emergency Management Association, said, “Teleporting is no fun. It was real.” But a follow-up CNN report reveals that Phillips has since doubled down, posting repeatedly on social media that the experience is real and connected to his religious beliefs. >On Truth Social late last month, Phillips wrote, “I know what I’ve experienced, I know Who I serve.” Replying to another detractor, Phillips posted, “I have no regrets for my words nor my faith in my Savior, Jesus Christ. The Bible has many examples of the power of God.” In still another post, Phillips cited a passage from the New Testament’s Book of Acts where the Holy Spirit “snatched” away the apostle Philip after a baptism on a road between Jerusalem and Gaza, and Philip is then described as showing up in the city of Azotus, miles away. >On a podcast in January 2025, Phillips said of the Waffle House experience, “I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House. And I ended up at a Waffle House—this was in Georgia, and I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was.” >Phillips’s job at FEMA has a lot of responsibility, dealing with emergency aid, restoring infrastructure, search and rescue operations, and distributing disaster assistance amounting to billions of dollars. At least one high-ranking official at the agency has praised his efforts, calling him “FEMA’s best hope at this moment” when he was hired back in December.
>Last week, Phillips was supposed to testify at a House Homeland Security Committee hearing, but after CNN’s initial report, he was taken off of the schedule. Democratic Representative Bennie Thompson said at the hearing that Phillips’s “violent rhetoric and wild conspiracy theories are troubling for someone who holds a leadership position at DHS.” >Thompson was joined by Democratic Representative Tim Kennedy, who said Phillips was “wildly unfit for his role as head of FEMA response and recovery” because of “his violent statements about former President Biden” and “deeply troubling bigoted comments about immigrants.” >“All of which, to me, makes him wholly disqualified to hold his position on its own—but only to be outdone by his claims of being teleported to a Waffle House,” Kennedy added.
>>1502296Bro just needs to admit he got blackout drunk behind the wheel. He isn't fooling anyone.
>>1502296The scary thing is that there are people in Trump's administration who make this guy look normal and well adjusted.
>>1502323>The scary thing is that there are people in Trump's administration who make this guy look normal and well adjusted......which ones?
>>1502330RFK Jr thinks WIfi kills you, Hegseth thinks we're in a "spiritual war" for Christian identity, JD Vance echos Moldbug/Peter Theils techno-serf argument for the enslavement of humanity, and Scott Bessent thinks we need to go back to the Gilded Age. Honestly that isn't as wacky as Ronald and Nancy Reagan's focus on psychics like Jean Dixon.
>>1502340RFK also decided "hey let's stop testing for fucking rabies" recently.>https://cdc.gov/infectious-diseases-labs/php/test-directory/index.html
>>1502340>Peter Theils techno-serf argument for the enslavement of humanity,Thiel Will reveal himself as the 3rd coming of Christ as soon as he uncovers the Antichrist.Phillips will one day pray for God to teleport him from hell
>>1502340>WIfiWell, it is technically a form of radiation.But most liggerals believe that if a man wears a dress and forces you to call him Shirley he's a real woman (unless he's married to Kristi Noem, then lol, look at the stupid faggot with big fake titties. What a fucking weirdo.)
>>1502786when you signed up to suck billionaire dick i bet you didn't think you'd end up defending crossdressers, eh esl shill
>>1502786Literally every organization of physicians on the planet says that gender affirming care has value and saves life. Literally every one.You aren't arguing with this absurd strawman, you're arguing with every doctor on the planet. Because you are an insane, repressed faggot.
>>1502790>Literally every organization of physicians on the planet says that gender affirming care has value and saves life.So? MAID exists. Use it.>you're arguing with every doctor on the planet.No. You're arguing that we have to play into some weirdos mental illness. Fuck off. Just because you hear voices in your head telling you you're a pretty girl doesn't mean I do.Lock them up in mental institutions or grind them into fertilizer for all I care.
>>1502790And the original point was that you loons are fucking nuts and until YOU stop YOUR bullshit, you have no right to criticize anyone.
HE WAS ON CHEMO MEDS TO FIGHT CANCER. THESE ARE WELL DOCUMENTED TO AFFECT SHORT TERM MEMORY. DUMBASS WAS STONED AF ON HIS MEDS, DROVE TO WAFFLE HOUSE ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND, THEN SOBERED UP AGAIN WHEN HE HAD FOOD. THIS IS THE ONLY LIFE WE GET. RELIGION IS FINE FOR CHILDREN AND FIT FOR SHEEP.
>>1502793>No. You're arguing that we have to play into some weirdos mental illness.No, literally every doctor on the planet is telling you it isn't a mental illness, and you're arguing with them, not me. That is insane.> Fuck off. Just because you hear voices in your head telling you you're a pretty girl doesn't mean I do.Lock them up in mental institutions or grind them into fertilizer for all I care.People secure in their sexuality don't obsess over other people's sexuality like this. I'm not trans. I don't really give a fuck about trans people, I don't think about them much in my day to day life.You are fucking weird. You're a creepy fucking weirdo for being so obsessed about them. I can only assume it's because you're a closeted faggot, because I understand basic probability, and that's usually the case.>for all I careIf you don't care about them, then what is the fucking issue? Can one of you fucking lunatic faggots stay internally consistent for two fucking posts? It's like every time I talk to you it's just an oroboros of self-defeating bullshit. You clearly care about them. You're clearly very upset about them. That's really fucking weird.
>>1502809>oroborosfound the esl shill
>>1502803He was also apparently partying with his friends, so really flip of a coin what made him black out and speed towards a waffle house.
>>1502809>No, literally every doctor on the planet is telling you it isn't a mental illness, and you're arguing with them, not meHaha, it's the "GOTCHA!">Trans isn't a mental illness>Gender dysphoria isStill mentally ill, and there's usually other mental illnesses present in these people.No need to speak to you, propaganndy tranny.
>>1502820when was the last day where you didn't go into exhausting depth about your closet fetish without being asked? has there even been such a day
>>1502821>You can't just examine my crazy-ass beliefs like I'm fucking crazy!!>STOP!!!>I'll fucking KILL myselfMAID UP, faggots.
>>1502823to take a page out of your very repetitive book, esl shill: i accept your concession
>>1502826You made no argument, so there was no actual point. Therefore there's no concession granted and you lose 10 million Internets.May your eternal soul rest in piss.
>>1502815No, you're just embarrassingly uncultured and assume everyone's vocab is as stunted as yours.>>1502820>Haha, it's the "GOTCHA!"The gotcha being what? That again, every doctor on the planet would refute what you're saying?Do you not know what a gotcha is?>Haha, gender dysphoria is a mental illness! I Think this is a point in my favor! I think people should be stigmatized and shamed for their mental illness, which is deeply ironic considering what a fucking retard I am, but I'm gloating because I'm too fucking stupid to realize I just hung myself with my own rope.Cool. So you don't know what a gotcha is..So we agree gender dysphoria is a mental illness. So what's the treatment?What's that? Oh, it's gender affirming care?That's kinda what a gotcha looks like, dumbass.That's SO funny, because I know you won't accept that; but that would mean bringing up gender dysphoria is mental illness was just dishonest framing on your part. You know your worldview is indefensible, and that you have to lie to defend it. What a slimy little bitchboy.
>>1502878>So what's the treatment?Well, I'm no doctor mostly because I haven't finished my doctorate, but most "mental" illnesses simply affect the mind and are physiological in nature. In fact the term "mental illness" is generally a misnomer.Given that the vast majority of those with gender dysphoria are noted as "growing out of it", and the demographic observed who grew into are generally middle aged males, my guess would be testosterone.That's simply a guess, but has it been studied?Mutilating yourself is not a cure. Just like starvation is not the cure for anorexia. In fact, from what I hear, GAC is usually followed by -urk (the sound troons make when they, rightfully, hang them fucking selves freeing everyone else from their stupid bullshit) in under 5 years.
>>1502878Oh, and I forgot to mention the gotcha part.The gotcha is I say>Troons are mentally illThen you say>Trooning isn't a mental illnesThat's the gotcha you fucking facetious bitch and don't act like you don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Welp, another thread successfully derailed by the troon-obsessed Trump defender.
>>1502892It's obvious you are not a doctor, yes. You don't need to announce it, just say literally anything.>Mutilating yourself is not a cureDo you think they're performing surgeries on themselves?>More lies and deliberately dishonest framing because I'm a total piece of shit.Cool. You should go contribute to the high LGBT suicide rate by hanging yourself too.
>>1502894>No, I literally do not know what a gotcha is, I'm a stupid fascist faggot.
>>1502903a "gotcha" in this case is intended to be a surprise. It's not.Also, I googled and I'm correct that testosterone does help.Maybe you're just a fucking idiot?
>>1502897To be fair, you hyper aggressive troon lovers could just not engage,
>>1502909no esl shill, we will not stop laughing at you. sorry, not sorry
>>1502340I work in the biz and will tell you 2 things1) Wifi isnt killing you2) If it did, they'd lie about it.At some point they will come out with a new tech that does kill you, and they wont tell you.
>>1502786>Well, it is technically a form of radiation.what matters is the power level. In comms you can go low power.
>>1502918>what matters is the power level. In comms you can go low power.You don't need that much power to induce vibration in microplastics. Then you just have to trick American men into gooning hard enough to plasticize their testicles.
>>1502918>what matters is the power levelNo, it's the wavelength that determines the danger from electromagnetic radiation. UV-C (for example) is used to sterilize pool cleaners and hospital rooms. It's also what gives people melanoma from the sun.
>>1502342>>1502340RFK literally doesn't believe in germ theory.
>>1502921this is "teleported to a waffle house" level retardation, thanks for the entertainment anon
>>1502323>>1502340Where do they get these people?
>>1502786Get a tripcode you fag
>>1502928The local bar, evidently.
>>1502928/dtg/ over on /pol/
>>1502323leftists find the dumbest stuff to complain about that literally no one takes them seriously.you had CNN making insinuations trump was a dictator because he got an extra scoop of icecream, then about him liking ketchup and steak, then some shit about him putting milk AFTER cereal.
>>1502790the doctors that think its fine to bypass the 18 age consent law and the people like YOU who turn the movement into an anti-women movement where narcassistic perverts with enough money can effectively purchase the ability to infiltrate female spaces?Wow amazing logic, your argument is comparable to saying we should let terrorists and murderers go unpunished because they can change anyone can change.
>>1502940>>1502941stop spamming so much esl shill, keep it to one post next time
>>1502940Thank God Ellison bought up that rotting shit pile. Maybe he might be able to turn it around like he did with CBS.
>>1502941I like this delusional take that someone would change their legal gender and body just to be a pervert.
>>1502940And right wind media losing their minds over Obama wearing a tan suit or having mustard on his burger was any better? Oh no da liburul media made fun of Dump! This excuses the extreme corruption and child rape! Go suck off a shotgun.
The left got made fun of for a decade over dumb comments that "didn't matter", like Elizabeth Warren claiming to be Native American.But when the shoe is on the other foot, turns out the right was just as nutty, crazier actually.
>>1503014>Mid-level mentally ill stooge>An elected lying US senator?Should I care about this? Elizabeth Warren is a insufferable elected.
>>1503019cunt
>>1503019He's a high level appointee to FEMA, he got the job by kissing up to an elected official who lies 100x times more than Warren does.
>>1502946vast majority probably don't but there's definitely a vocal minority that do and retards like you have actively supported them in cult like behaviors because muh they're trans so they should be supported even if they're filming underaged girls in fucking bathrooms. fuck you kill yourself.If you wanted people to support you then you should've fucking lynched people like lilytino instead of making excuses and pretending every bad actor isn't part of your movement when they objectively are>>1502953>oh no they talked about obama 15 years ago when no one cared about politics once or twice>its fine that we do it for the next 12 years at 100x the frequency because muh orange man is bad.
How do trannies fit into this story of an alleged teleporter?
>>1503208I think in the scope of things, they're equally ridiculous.>I can magically move to other places!!>I can magically become a woman!!The difference is, this mofo is probably teleporting the red neck way, by drinkin' a gallon of homemade moonshine.Whereas troons are mentally ill.
everyone i know who teleports, teleports to waffle housecoincidence?
