TRUMPALWAYSCHICKENSOUThttps://www.yahoo.com/news/world/article/trump-agrees-to-two-week-ceasefire-deal-with-iran-after-threatening-to-wipe-out-its-whole-civilization-how-we-got-here-and-what-could-happen-next-193210369.htmlPresident Trump announced on social media late Tuesday that he had accepted a two-week ceasefire with Iran just hours before his threatened deadline for launching crippling attacks on the country’s civilian infrastructure.“The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East,” Trump wrote. “We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate.”Iran’s foreign minister confirmed in a statement that the Iranians would “cease their defensive operation” and that “for a period of two weeks, safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be possible.”Earlier in the day, Trump warned Iran that its “whole civilization will die tonight” if leaders in Tehran don’t strike a deal to cease hostilities and reopen the Strait of Hormuz by 8 p.m. ET on Tuesday evening — a rhetorical escalation that reflected the president’s eagerness to end a war that has engulfed the Middle East for more than five weeks.For much of the day, it was unclear whether Trump — who has backed down from several ultimatums over the last month — would follow through.
On Monday, April 6 — the day before Trump’s latest deadline — Tehran put forward its own 10-point plan to end the war, according to reports from Iranian state media. Details of the plan were not immediately clear, but two senior Iranian officials told the New York Times that it includes “a guarantee that Iran would not be attacked again, an end to Israeli strikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon and the lifting of all sanctions.”Iranian state media said the proposal “rejected a cease-fire” and “emphasized the necessity of a permanent end to the war in line with Iran’s considerations.”In exchange, Iran would lift its blockade of the Strait of Hormuz — but also assert new control over transit there, imposing a fee of $2 million per ship that it would split with Oman and use to rebuild infrastructure destroyed by U.S. and Israeli attacks.Reported details of Iran’s 10-point plan — described by Trump on Tuesday evening as “a workable basis on which to negotiate” — did not include any concessions on uranium enrichment.
>>1504295>TRUMP>ALWAYS>CHICKENS>OUTAnd that chicken tastes of crow.Add weak sauce to that weaksauce nothingburger of a so-called 'president'.This is a shit sandwich. It is made of laughingstock and fail.
In the game of chicken tRump pooped his diaper before the Ayatollah pooped his.Imagine using the madman gambit against an extreme religious zealot like the Iranian Ayatollah. Nixon used the madman Gambit with Khrushchev, who was relatively sane.
>>1504297> Reported details of Iran’s 10-point plan — described by Trump on Tuesday evening as “a workable basis on which to negotiate” — did not include any concessions on uranium enrichment.Incredible.
>>1504301Given how schizo trump has been on why we were forced to attack Iran on his whims, it was the lie about nukes. And now he's saying Iran can have nukes.This is a total surrender by the US.
Why do "liberals" want the genocide of Iranian people?
>>1504295>>1504299>>1504305Wait , what the actual fucking cuntistan is going on in this site? Have you all become queer faggot fucks? You used to counter culture and now you're begging to suck each other's ducks. What happened?>>Trump threatens to nuke Iran so hard it warps the space time continuum.>>Iran: "Haha! We counter with ceasefire proposal and opening of the strait!Hahahaha!" >>Trump: "aawww gee, well, whit I guess you've got me. OK, I'll call off the nuking".At which part did trump lose you stupid anus diving fucking queer aids having monkeys? He wanted iran gone and the strait opened. He said he'd nuke them. They just backed down and gave in to his demands. And Trump has lost? Do you suck your own dicks too?This tactical genius has the balls of suns. He was willing to kill everyone to get what he wanted but he also knew his enemies would surrender. He's exactly what you all asked for but you're all too fucking gay to see it! Wipe the cum from your eyes queers!
>>1504306Because most of those 'liberals' are actually religious conservatives who think a war between Judea and Persia will bring da jeebus back.
>>1504309we see you in that closet, esl shill
>with Harris, US would still have an economy, allies, and no war with Iranhttps://i.postimg.cc/DyfV5rt6/anti-harris-sign.jpgWhy are MAGAts' opinions proved wrong?
>>1504309Iran didn't control the Strait before this. Their proposal is literally letting them not only keep control and do a 2 million per ship toll, but also completely dismiss all attacks on them. AND there's zero mention of Uranium, meaning their nuclear program effectively has a green light. If Trump agrees to that he literally gives them everything they want in exchange for the right to pay them a toll to get oil through. And we get... nothing.Oh, and we have to pay them for everyone and everything we blew up.
>>1504309>This tactical failure has no ballsftfy>too fucking gayhttps://i.postimg.cc/9FGXbkcQ/trump-flag.pnghttps://i.postimg.cc/cL2Y6MWB/trump-with-trans-gay-people.pnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guve7Y856kYBut enough about Donald 'YMCA, and a regular at that hotbed of New York's gay scene Studio 54' Trump
>>1504312More Americans have died fighting Russia in the Ukraine war then have died fighting Iran
>>1504319we already know you're a russia shill
>Hormuz was open -before- losing 4 F15's an A10, billions in deployment and missiles stock, a dozen dead servicemen and hundreds wounded, before Dumpf's approval took a dive along with our 401k's, the gas price leaped and Rubio's contradictions made it clear that Trump is an Israeli asset. MAGA mental gymnastics are something to behold. The US and Iran lost, Israel won at the expense of worse life for millions in both countries, and all thanks to the rabid MAGA voter.
>>1504319>thenThinking in English must be more difficult for you than those who have English as their first language, esl shill.Thanks for further proving that MAGAts' opinions are always wrong.
>>1504321>Israel wonWrong, Israel lost the hardest out of everyone in this conflict. A Nuclear Iran is now an inevitability. The reason they struggled before was because they were tucked in their neat little corner getting out-maneuvered politically while having no capital of their own to buy the expertise to make the nuclear weapons.Now, though? They're going to get a rumored 2M per ship that crosses the strait. That means they can buy the expertise, they can fund the enrichment, they don't even need the enrichment, they could buy weapons outright from Russia/China and have them shipped there through the place they now own. This is the worst outcome Israel could have asked for, and to make things even better: there will be no end to the rocketing. There will be no more US Navy coming to intimidate Iran because they're now aware that they're worthless. Arguably, the biggest winner in the long run besides Iran may be the USA if this results in us severing ties with Israel even a little. If it makes the republicans stop their endless asshole-sucking of Netanyahu and Israel then it was all worth it. Really. 2M per ship is cheap compared to being a terror state's attack dog that gleefully kept the hounds at bay while they stomped all their neighbors into the dirt. Part of the 10 point plan is that the US can't help Israel in fighting their insurgent operations. Which is something US Citizens that aren't goycattle have been wanting for fucking years.
>>1504295>Iran would lift its blockade of the Strait of Hormuz — but also assert new control over transit there, imposing a fee of $2 million per ship What the fuck? Trump just made themore powerful than they were before the war. And the strait was already OPEN before he started it! This is a disaster.
>>1504295>only $2 million dollarsThis is a Trump victory. I heard they wanted more but the master negotiator wouldn’t let that happen. Trump is the biglyest president ever. Iran only exists as an idea because of how smart and brave and handsome Trump is
>>1504313Trump essentially gave Iran a sanction proof source of revenue since they can turn it into a giant toll both. And if trump refuses to pay reparations? The Iranians can just add an extra tax on every barrel of oil designed to rebuild the country.On top of Iran being able to fully produce nukes, this agreement is an utter disaster and complete surrender on trump's part.
>>1504329And as mentioned before, Iran will now make money off every ship that uses the strait.This is a permanent trump tax on gas that goes into the pockets of Iran.
>>1504331$2 million *per ship*Do you know how many ships travel that strait in a DAY? Iran is looking to get $600 million every single day now until forever. Previously, they didn't make more than 300 billion GDP annually. This is going to raise their economic value by 66%, and it's all going to be pure tariff revenue, which the government can spend however it wants.
>>1504337Plus it doesn't have to be per ship either, it could be charged based on barrel of oil. Either way, Iran is going to make mint without having to produce anything.
>>1504309he lost because Iran still controls the Strait and is charging ships to pass through. This was not the case before Trump invaded. So that is clearly losing.
>Trump averts nuclear disaster>Iran trembles in fear and agrees to open the strait and negotiate due to Trump's threats>Leftists try to depict this masterful 5d chess as some type of defeatLiterally pathetic liars. Fuck the left and fuck your slopagabda
>>1504343that's cute, but you can hardly convince the braindead faggots at the bottom of the ideological barrel that this is the narrative, shill
>>1504343This is the cope /pol/ is clinging too when trump just totally caved to Iran.TACO Tuesday.
>>1504343>slopagabdayou aren't from aroudn here, are you?
>>1504343>>Trump averts nuclear disaster>That Trump was going to causeThat potential mass shooter was a hero for deciding to not open fire on that school
>>1504350I would have gone with>Terrorist doesn't shoot hostage he took and now wants to be rewarded
>trump has capitulated to Iran's termsCOMPLETEANDUTTERTACO
https://www.thedailybeast.com/three-missing-words-in-ceasefire-plan-could-make-a-fool-of-trump/Depending on the version Iran gets to produce their own nukes as part of the deal.
The ten points that Iran got Trump to agree to.1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon (Israel has already broke this one)4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran (placed to stop nuclear research) 5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies (what Israel is doing to Palestine, Lebanon, Oman, etc)6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship8. Iran would split these fees with Oman9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations
>>1504340I think they will end up doing per ship only because they have now solidified themselves as the underdog good guy and don't want to further piss off the world so they can play their games. Asia's oil goes through there too, and they want to seem like they're open and willing to negotiate.This isn't just a massive economic win for Iran, it's also a massive PR win in every way that matters.
>>1504343>slopagabdaHi esl shill.Meanwhile, the right fucks itself due to being Trump cultists & rightards.
>>1504309Yeah, drumpf is totally based and redpilled-erino lil bro. Lmfao @ magatards
>>1504366Yet they still blindly support trump as he betrays all their core principles showing conservatives have none
The truth is, Trump Negotiated His Own Surrender. Non-US-aligned countries were already getting through Hormuz, now Trump additionally successfully negotiated more, better, best additional US surrender by: removing George W Bush era Iranian oil sanctions, more nations have reasons to dis-align from the US, he fractured NATO, Iran now has a highly profitable side hustle selling tolls, the new Iranian dictatorship is more empowered, and the US military has had its embarrassing vulnerabilities on public display (like Putin's also "two week" blitzkrieg to Kiev that fell apart on rotting Chinese tires stuck in the mud on the road to Glorious Victory). With all that Hegseth gloating about faux manly US military air power and almost 1000 Tomahawks, Iran survives and Trump surrenders. Trump might as well admit Jimmy Carter was a better, more resolute US President (He was.) Trump negotiated a US military retreat against a Third Rate military nation. That's the Actual Headline. Brilliant.
>>1504375I don’t think this is anywhere close to being over. Israel will probably do something to break the ceasefire
>>1504393Israel is already trying their damnedest to break the cease fire. So now trump gets to prove he's their puppet by letting them go wild and ruin his deal making attempt.
>>1504393>>1504398Israel bombed Tyre today after sending out a forced evacuation notice earlier this morning. Bibi says the ceasefire doesn’t include Lebanon, and if he stays with that then maybe the ceasefire doesn’t have to include Israel and Iran can keep bombing Tel Aviv
>>1504401One of the 10 points includes Israel stops bombing Lebanon, so this is just Israel just giving Iran more ammo.
>>1504401Forgot to add there’s no defence treaty between the US and Israel. The similar thing occurred after the US and Houthis made a truce, the Houthis kept attacking Israel and the Americans kept their end
>>1504402Yeah, I mean the ceasefire can just be between the US and Iran. No more American missiles and no more bombing the GCC, Israel can continue on their own. Basically America alone leaves the war. If that’s what the Israeli’s want it’s still better for Iran than no ceasefire, still get the strait toll and the Americans withdraw from the Gulf, it’ll be like 1989
>>1504404On paper it's just for the US and Iran, but from the public's PoV it's supposed to mean Israel stops too.So it just makes trump look even weaker and further damages the US and Israel's standing that they agree to a cease fire and keep bombing.
>>1504295We didn't get a forever war.You weren't drafted to die for Israel.Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon.We didn't put boots on the ground.We didn't get a flood of refugees.None of your predictions came true.And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.
>>1504406Trump had a 15 point planIran had a 10 point planTrump completely caved to Iran's 10 poin planTrump surrendered to another middle east country.
>>1504404https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/8/trump-says-lebanon-not-included-in-us-iran-ceasefire-amid-israeli-assaultPresident Donald Trump has claimed that Lebanon was not included in the ceasefire between the United States and Iran, contradicting the assertion of Pakistan, which mediated the truce.After Israel launched a massive assault on Lebanon on Wednesday, killing and injuring hundreds of people in densely populated areas, Trump said the Israeli war on Hezbollah is a “separate skirmish”.“Because of Hezbollah, they were not included in the deal,” Trump told the public broadcaster PBS. “That’ll get taken care of, too. It’s all right.”
>>1504408Evidently not to Iran lol, who is now blocking the Strait again until Israel fucks off.Art of the shart.
>>1504408The exclusion of Lebanon from the truce risks jeopardising the ceasefire across the region. State-affiliated Iranian news outlets have reported that Tehran will take serious steps to respond to the Israeli attacks in Lebanon.The Fars News Agency said “oil tankers have been suspended from passing through the Strait of Hormuz” in response to the Israeli assault.Iranian officials, however, have not confirmed the report. It is also unclear whether the purported suspension was temporary or if it will remain in effect for a longer term.The news agency Tasnim also cited an informed Iranian source as saying that Tehran would withdraw from the agreement if Israel continues to violate the ceasefire with its attack on Lebanon.A senior Iranian official told Al Jazeera Arabic that Tehran will “punish Israel in response to the crime it committed in Lebanon”.The official stressed that the ceasefire includes the entire region. “Israel is known for breaking promises and will only be deterred by bullets,” the source said.But Iran has not launched missiles or drones at Israel in the hours following the Israeli strikes in Lebanon.Late on Tuesday, Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif said the two-week truce covers the entire region, specifically mentioning Lebanon.“With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY,” Sharif wrote on the social media platform X.
>>1504409Iran are trying to strongarm Trump into ordering the Israelis to stop, to put it nicely
>>1504410Israel’s Channel 12 also reported that Iran had insisted on Lebanon being included in the ceasefire.But Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was quick to assert that attacks against Lebanon would continue.Hours after his remarks, Israel launched one of its most intense attacks in the history of the conflict in Lebanon, bombing residential buildings, mosques, medical centres, vehicles and cemeteries across the country.The attacks compounded the humanitarian and displacement crises in Lebanon, where more than 1.2 million people have been forced to flee their homes.One strike targeted a funeral in the Bekaa Valley town of Shmestar, killing at least 20 people.Several air raids were also reported in central Beirut and the coastal cities of Sidon and Tyre.Lebanon’s Prime Minister Nawaf Salam called on the international community to step in and “bring an end to these aggressions”.Israel “remains utterly heedless of all regional and international efforts to halt the war – not to mention its utter disregard for the principles of international law and international humanitarian law, which it has never respected”, Salam said.The war between Israel and Hezbollah intensified after the Lebanese group launched a rocket attack on Israel early in March. Hezbollah said that attack came in response to Israeli violations and the killing of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.The parties had reached a ceasefire in November 2024, but Israel has continued to carry out daily attacks across Lebanon in the more than 15 months since.
>>1504412>bombing residential buildings, mosques, medical centres, vehicles and cemeteries across the country.Literally what practical benefit does bombing cemeteries give? It's literally just a genocide tactic.
>>1504401>Israel bombed Tyre today>todayEither (check one):[ ] Because Tyre exists to this day, all of the Bible is lies, therefore Christfags are gullible retards[ ] Mere mortals are trying again, and a supposedly 'omnipotent' God doesn't existChoose wisely. *Tips Trilby*
>>1504418What you doing?
>>1504414Saves them having to bulldoze it later after the ethnic cleansing
>>1504406>Iran got what they wanted and tons more they never asked for, ADMIT YOU WERE WRONGMIGAMakeIranGreatAgain
>>1504411Iran holds all the cards here since it's Israel who's being the aggressor.
>>1504428Genuinely impressive how badly he's fucked this up that we were threatening to level Iran and they STILL hold absolute advantage in every way. Even the threat of annihilation was ultimately hollow because either it would start WW3 (nuke option) or lead to the destruction of the entire Gulf oil industry (non-nuke option) This was a truly retarded war to start in the first place.
>>1504406Cheetos McHitler campaigned on no warsLIEDhe said iran would be totally destroyed and the United sharts would have control of their islandLIEDWhen will drumpftards admit this buffoon has no clue what he's doing?>>1504408Pakistan negotiating a truce is the funniest part of all this.
>>1504431trump knows the longer his war drags on, the worse it will be for him during the election, so him caving to try to find an off ramp was the only way.Of course /pol/ is trying to claim because Iran's original leadership is dead that means trump won.The Isarealis, British and French defeated the Egyptian army during the Suez Crisis too.
>>1504434/pol/ are retards it's perfectly viable to simply ignore, infact not ignoring them makes you less intelligent
>>1504438The problem with that is they're repeating the talking points of the trump regime given their board created by epstein, which means they were also created by trump, so they're tipping off how trump is going to spin how he lost his war.
>>1504439it wasn't created by epstein or trump
>>1504433>When will drumpftards admit this buffoon has no clue what he's doing?Never. Its like asking the people who drank the poison to denounce Jim Jones. There is no room in the cult for disagreement with the leader.
>>1504440Keep coping pedophile
>>1504441As someone who spent years actually researching into Jim Jones, and cultivating an entire stage show around him, I'd like you to know he still has followers even today. Some people are just really retarded.
>>1504450It's called conservatism, it's the same reason 25-30 percent of all Americans would unironically embrace fascism and think it would improve America.
Looks like trump realized he got played as as sucker again, since he's now howling about the trump tax the Iranians will implement.
Not looking good for trump if /pol/ isn't showing up here to defend him.
>>1504491They realized he got suckered into giving Iran a source of income that gives them about 3 billion a month when they were fucking frothing about Obama giving them 1 billion once in exchange for an anti-nuclear deal.
Do you guys even go on /pol/? They've made a near complete 180 on the guy. The only ones left defending him are /ptg/
>>1504448moot would know why it was started and by whom, you're just a stupid nigger and a retarded faggot
>>1504491>>1504500Filthy cesspit doesn't need shills get fucked
>>1504500/pol/ hates him because he's cringe and Fuentes turned against him. /pol/ isn't going to be watching Booomer or normie propaganda slop, and is tuned in enough to watch raw feed snippets from Trump, where it's pretty clear to see the man is a pant shitting senile retard. He's lost all the meme magic from his first term. /v/, /k/, /tv/, and the other hobby boards are still way more into Trump because they are casually political or normie politically, like your grandpa. They're watching Rogan, not Fuentes or BPS.
>>1504406War's not over yet, anon. >We didn't put boots on the ground.Yes we did.
>>1504503>>1504504>Classic pedophile cope/pol/ and trump lostAgain.
>>1504506/pol/ has always been the puppet of rightoid governments though. Sounds like you're suffering a civil war if you're trying to claim otherwise.
>>1504513They're trying to get ahead of it, because they understand that the SS Trump is going down.
>>1504455Cults terrify me because of how easy it is to make one. And they always get followers. Insanity.
>>1504516The attract the actual weak minded who then get hit by sunken cost. Also it helps trump has a massive propaganda network that controls the entire US media.trump could murder an 8th month pregnant woman in 5th avenue, rip out the fetus and start fucking it, and the republican controlled media would find a way to defend it and attack the fetus.
>>1504406No but we did waste a dozen lives, billions of dollars, and made gas permanently more expensive while giving Iran a multi-billion dollar revenue source at the same time we basically killed the movement to overthrow the regime. This is still a fucking failure.
>>1504519>BillionsProbably a trillion dollars at the end of day, which will lead to deaths of Americans since all that money is coming from the poor and not those who wanted the war.
>>1504418I've never seen a Tyre fire before
>>1504418>>1504522https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyre,_Lebanon
>>1504519Israel has been bombing the shit out of Lebanon all day and now Iran has closed the strait and told the Americans to pull Israel in line or there’s no deal. There’s reports of Israel and Iran exchanging missiles and Iran attacking some GCC, America has observed the ceasefire so far
>>1504527trump is too busy being putin's puppet and attacking America's allies at the moment.
>>1504295So reminder kids:>4 americans die in Benghazi: horrible>14 americans die in a completely pointless war: fine, art of the deal to get literally nothing
>>1504550That's because conservatives control the media, and if you control the media, you control the narrative.
>>1504587They, whoever you mean by that, don't control the whole media. That's misinformation
>>1504594Why would you lie so obviously?
>>1504610>every accusation a confession The only obvious thing is that not all the media is a tool of propaganda. We are literally on a current news board freely sharing actual news media which isn’t part of the US government propaganda system. You are being silly
>>1504613>ProjectionYou just admitted it's outside the US propaganda system, confirming they have a conservative bias. Good job
The US is always ruled by a conservative majority regardless of if democrats are in office. All the biggest businesses in tech and wall street are all conservative, and exert pressure over the US government to implement their demands or else risk them taking money out of the economy elsewhere and cause massive job losses.
