>“It turned into a sh*tshow,” a former agent said of the scene.https://newrepublic.com/post/210076/kash-patel-freaked-personalized-bourbon-bottle-missingFBI Director Kash Patel reportedly had a major meltdown when he lost one of his personalized bottles of bourbon.The Atlantic reported Wednesday that Patel typically travels with a supply of personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, branded with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” and a rendering of the FBI shield, surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.” Some of the bottles also include his signature and the number nine, a likely reference to Patel’s place in the lineage of FBI directors.Patel and his team reportedly traveled with at least one case of bourbon to the FBI’s training facility in Quantico, Virginia, in March for a “training seminar” taught by Ultimate Fighting Championship athletes. At least one of the bottles of bourbon went missing, causing Patel to “lose his mind,” according to clients of Kurt Siuzdak, a retired agent who has assisted FBI agents with legal issues, who spoke with The Atlantic.Multiple agents contacted Siuzdak for legal guidance after Patel threatened to polygraph and prosecute staff over the missing bottle. “It turned into a shitshow,” Siuzdak said. Other attorneys told the magazine they’d received similar calls from FBI employees concerned about Patel’s bourbon bottles.Siuzdak told the magazine that FBI agents “have a duty to disclose wrongdoing,” but it had become clear that if one made allegations against Patel, “you’re screwed.”“I tell people to run from him,” Siuzdak, who had a more than 20-year career at the FBI, said of the advice he gives current FBI employees.
The Atlantic published this story the same day it was reported that the FBI was investigating the article’s author, Sarah Fitzpatrick, for a report she wrote last month that Patel was known to drink in excess, routinely delayed time-sensitive operations, and was often unreachable.After The Atlantic published that first story, Patel filed a $250 million defamation suit against the publication, claiming the article was “replete with false and obviously fabricated allegations designed to destroy Director Patel’s reputation and drive him from office.” Fitzpatrick said even more sources reached out to her to discuss Patel’s leadership afterward—and clearly they have a lot to say.
>>1512797Typical Indian. Losing a bottle of cheap liquor doesn't just lose liquor, it loses izzat. Thsi is crime against vishnu and his upper caste of telephone scammers who managed to trick a decrepit, senile man into giving him a CEO position at the FBI.
>>1512804its wild that you racist faggots are talking this sort of shit about your own man in officeHow shitty is MAGA if kash is your star player
>woodford reserve Come on, you're the FBI director.
>>1512797SARRRRRRR DO NOT REDEEM MY BOURBONYOU BLOODY BLOODY BITCH I AM CEO OF FBI I FUCK YOU BLOODY
>>1512797>that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.”Okay I can't tell if this is based or cringe. This HAS to be his handle on Modern Warfare.
>>1512797For someone who insists he isn't an alcoholic we sure do keep hearing multiple reports, pictures, and leaks about him doing shenanigans with alchohol.
>>1512797Hot take: his panic isn't about being so attached to the bottle he freaks out without it, but because he knows if a picture of those bottles gets leaked to the media he's fucked.
>>1512840It is reasonable to be concerned that someone is stealing from the FBI director's office.
>>1512844It's not from his office; he lost it on his way to a UFC "training seminar" at a separate FBI office.
>>1512797>Kash Patel Lost It When Personalized Bourbon Bottle Went Missing>before thisMAGA & Trump weren't sending their best>after thisQED.>The Atlantic published this story the same day it was reported that the FBI was investigating the article’s author, Sarah Fitzpatrick, for a report she wrote last month that Patel was known to drink in excess, routinely delayed time-sensitive operations, and was often unreachable.>After The Atlantic published that first story, Patel filed a $250 million defamation suit against the publication, claiming the article was “replete with false and obviously fabricated allegations designed to destroy Director Patel’s reputation and drive him from office.” Fitzpatrick said even more sources reached out to her to discuss Patel’s leadership afterward—and clearly they have a lot to say>Patel filed a $250 million defamation suit against the publicationSo how's that $10 billion lawsuit by your orange Vishnu going, Krash? Certainly after the Wall Street Journal called Trump's bluff.The Atlantic have less reason to be afraid of you, Patty. You're small potatoes. Vodka can be made from those, btw.
>>1512797>The Atlantic reported Wednesday that Patel typically travels with a supply of personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, branded with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” and a rendering of the FBI shield, surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.”No “Ka$h”, you are the screwed:https://i.postimg.cc/9fHX1sj3/kash-patel-personal-bourbon.pngAnd then the drunken director was a self-defaming zombie.
>>1512846Yeah and all those missing scientists are currently on vacation in the backrooms. Dude trust me lmao
>>1512891link to article your screenshot is from:https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/
>>1513013In any 'defamation case', all The Atlantic's lawyers have to do is present that screenshot and say 'We rest our case'.Not very good optics to millions of Americans who can barely afford the basics, while you have bottles like that you can serve measures of expensive bourbon in glasses via optics.Can you say 'Kim Jong-un' and 'Hennessy cognac', Ka$h?So much for not only the 'party of law and order', but of 'financial responsibility'.
>>1512891>>1513013lmao and it's over.
