Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK-PEGCkT6Yhttps://apnews.com/article/lake-ontario-canada-america-trump-trade-war-3ac58dca0ca83c15605d4dbff146b28aWASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump said Thursday he is renaming Lake Ontario to be known as “Lake America” in the United States as he escalates his trade war with Canada.The Republican president signed an executive order directing the Interior Department to update the lake’s name in the U.S. geographic naming service. Trump cannot force Canada to follow his preferred naming convention, however.Trump has been floating the idea of the name change in recent days as the U.S. announced it was imposing 50% tariffs on $20 billion worth of Canadian goods over the weekend after talks between the countries broke down. Trump has been needling America’s northern neighbor since he returned to the White House last year, suggesting the ally with whom the U.S. once had warm relations should instead be absorbed as the 51st state.Canada responded to Trump’s import taxes this week by imposing retaliatory tariffs on $20 billion worth of American goods, including steel, dairy products, appliances and farm equipment.Trump, who signed the order as he was sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, had a large sign behind him propped on a stand with a map of the Great Lakes. Over Lake Ontario, in big red letters, the map read “Lake America.”On the other side of the president was another map with the words, “MAKING THE GREAT LAKES EVEN GREATER.”The lake is one of multiple Great Lakes that the U.S. and Canada share borders along.The office of Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney did not immediately respond to a request for commentNova Scotia Premier Tim Houston dismissed Trump’s move in a social media post, writing: “We’re into some real foolishness now. It’s Lake Ontario, buddy.”
>>1532637There is no single international body that determines names of international bodies of water and Trump has wide latitude over how the U.S. government recognizes geographic places and landmarks.Ontario Premier Doug Ford, who has traded insults with Trump, this week brushed aside the prospect of Trump changing the lake’s name as “a lot of rhetoric.”The name Lake Ontario comes from the Huron Indigenous people’s word “oniatarí:io,” which means “lake of shining waters.” The province of Ontario, founded in 1867, took its name from the lake.Trump said that while his action was not meant to send any particular geopolitical message, “Canada’s been ripping us off for a long time” on trade and military issues.“They wanted to be treated like a state and they’re not a state,” the president said. “We just can’t do that anymore.”“We love the people of Canada,” Trump added. “I don’t think their representatives do, an appropriate job. Maybe they’ll change. I really don’t know. It doesn’t make much difference.”The move is reminiscent of his move last year to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the “Gulf of America.”Trump scribbled his name with a Sharpie pen on the executive order, then held it up for the cameras, offering, “And we filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.”“We’ve notified all of the various people that we have to notify. So, we’ve done everything that you have to do,” he said. “And this is official, effective immediately.”The executive order Trump signed shows that the changes are, in fact, are supposed to be made within 30 days.He also suggested his push to rename bodies of water may not be finished.“So, if you think about it, we have a gulf and we have a lake. Now, all we need is an ocean,” Trump said. “So maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them.”
>>1532637Trump said he’d use leverage to stop wars before they start… Some leverage!
>>1532637Honestly outside of the white house and trolls I don’t think anybody cares when Trump does something retarded anymore
all but four of the Great lakes (lake Michigan) have national lines drawn in the middle. tRump can name the US sides tRump1, 2, 3,4.the rest of the world will keep the original names. next time i travel from Toronto to buffalo, to get some sophistication, I will take a dump in lake tRump.ps: I bet tRump has more pee in his adult diaper than I do... N'YUCK N'YUCK.
>>1532642I don't know if anyone is going to listen to him trying to rename Lake Epstein into Lake America as a distraction from his pedophilia
Using Gulf of America has made a lot of my liggeral cuck coworkers seethe so I look forward to proudly using Lake America as well. I'm going to find every single excuse to shoehorn the great lakes into my conversations. Based Trump making liggies mald
Try getting your cargo vessels & tankers to the Atlantic Ocean, TrumpCanada controls 13 of the 15 locks of the St. Lawrence Seaway.
>>1532637>Lake Ontario Renamed Lake Americalol no it isn't. Trump doesn't have the power to do that.
>>1532658That's American ocean to you cuckold. And the American military would literally skull fuck you to death. This isn't pussy ass liggerals in charge, it's Pete "Reaper" Hesgeth and the Teflon Don. They don't give a fuck about civilian casualties. Just ask those little Iranian schoolgirls
>>1532661You jest but that’s probably next
Trump is a retarded goon who has a leaky ass and smells like shit.More at 11
>>1532660>he can't do thatproceeds to do exactly that.you are the worst troll in the history of this board.
>>1532663Joe Briben literally shart himself
>>1532665Its true, theres video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrX9mAi1LLA
>>1532637It's actually called Lake Biden. I decided that just now.
>>1532664He might as well sign an executive order saying he must go to Heaven by law. He knows it's never going to happen but he would make an EO saying that anyway.
>>1532648remember to dilate tonight
>>1532637Lol liggerals (who are mostly Canadian anyway) BTFO.
>>1532667You'll have to get your president elected so he can sign the order from Trumpington DJ (formerly Washington DC).Most Americans hate Democrats, however.
>>1532683Most Americans are democrats thoughbeit.
>>1532642The world will ignore his orders and once the fascists get purged from the government the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario will have their names restored.Either way, trump is seething that Canada is not only standing up to his bullshit, but is willing to immediately punch back knowing it will influence the election given trump was trying to do the exact same thing.
What if Canada renames Lake Michigan to Lake Biden?
>>1532689Neither country has the authority to rename any of the lakes, but it’d be very funny.
>>1532689Country of gay retards confirmed?
>>1532685Not according to the last presidential election.
>>1532695You mean 2020? Yeah, the democrats won that election. Then fascists couped the government.
>>1532696In 2020 patriots marched on Trumpington DJ in protest.In 2024 all the people Democrats tricked into voting for them in 2020 either didn't vote or voted to send Trump to the whitehouse in Trumpington DJ to build the Arc d'Trump to dab on the crazy fucking faggots.>MidtermsDems are leading 6 points in the polls which means they're actually -4 (+/- 2). This is true because faggots have made polls ridiculously fake and gay over the past decade.
>>1532697There was no 2024 election. It was a complete farce to install Trump in as dictator.
>>1532696I saw a military occupation of the capital but it wasn't by Trumphttps://www.npr.org/sections/insurrection-at-the-capitol/2021/01/16/957642610/unprecedented-number-of-troops-descend-on-washington-d-c-for-bidens-inaugurationThere were more troops in Washington DC for Bidens inauguration than any time since the civil war
>>1532698Cool.
>>1532699You prove my point. The entire reason why Biden needed the military to secure the election was because of the threat of coup. That coup finally succeeded in 2024.
>>1532697*Arc d'Trump'umph>WhitehouseSorry, I meant Orangehouse.
>>1532702You know, my shitposts are witty and entertaining (tooting by own horn).Yours are just looney.
>>1532704Are you denying that the US is not currently a fascist regime?
>>1532705We're not the EU.
>>1532707>actually being a MAGAtard
>>1532710OK, I'll bite because I love studying the mentally ill.How is the US a fascist regime?
>>1532644>all but four of the Great lakes (lake Michigan) have national lines drawn in the middle.Imagine Gaynadia trying to enforce it's status as a sovereign nation in 2026 hough.Gave me a chuckle.
Why is Trump renaming Lake Ontario Lake Ontario? His dementia finally kicked in?
Word on the street here in Canada is we have narrowed down the new name for the Hoover Dam to the Mike Weir or the KD Lang Dyke.
>>1532711>genocide against Native Americans>genocide against African Americans>genocide against the Japanese>genocide against Koreans>genocide against Vietnamese>genocide against Palestinians>genocide against Venezuelans
>>1532723Hoover dam is entirely in the US. Trump has renamed the US half of the Lake "Lake America". He also named the US territorial waters in the Gulf "Gulf of America". He is not renaming anything that is not under US control.
>>1532734He's not renaming anything. The authority to name geographical features rests with the United Nations, not any individual country.
>>1532637Another meaningless and petty EO that’s not worth the paper it’s printed on or the electricity used to operate the auto pen
>>1532727You know, liggeral education causes liggealism, right? You should seek to expand your knowledge otherwise you'll end up looking like a retarded liggeral.>genocide against Native AmericansSpanish and Portuguese. Have you ever heard of them? A few skirmishes over land. Oh no.>genocide against African AmericansSlavery, I'd assume is the reference here. Slaves were generally castrated before slavery in the US. And as you may or may not be aware, The Republicans fought the Confederacy to end it. At the point where the civil war started, the US was against slavery o the point it would kill it's own to free slaves from their (jewish) owners.>genocide against the JapaneseWar>genocide against KoreansWar against The same Russo-Chinese faction we're still fighting.>genocide against VietnameseWar against The same Russo-Chinese faction we're still fighting.>genocide against PalestiniansThat's Israel.>genocide against VenezuelansWar against The same Russo-Chinese faction we're still fighting. But this was was a clean decap attack on Maduro, Venezuela thanks us. And Maduro generating victims of liggeralism is one of the core reason assylum claims have dropped dramatically.
>>1532742god you're esl
>>1532738>United NationsWrong.
>>1532742In 1905, there were over 50 million Native Americans in the lands occupied by the United States government.By 1990, that number had dropped to 200 thousand thanks to a comprehensive sterilization campaign. That's genocide.
>>1532734Dors not matter where it is, we will call whatever we want whatever we want. Like Florida, we call it Winter Canada, or did before we all started boycotting it and selling the properties we owned there.Get it line boy, America better off being a Canadian Territory than the shithole it currently is.
>>1532749Interesting. I didn't know that this happened under JFK and Lyndon B. Johnson.Reasons not to vote Democrat intensifying by the second.
>>1532750>Get it line boy, America better off being a Canadian Territory than the shithole it currently is.Canadians say, as their country goes to shit.
>>1532751You are forgetting Roosevelt, Taft, Coolidge, Hoover, Nixon, etc, etc, etc. Yes, Eisenhower, Regan & Ford were intentionally left off my list as they were more left than right wing.
>>1532753Sources say it was in the 60s and 70s.>In the 1960s and 1970s, the Indian Health Service (IHS) and collaborating physicians sustained a practice of performing sterilizations on Native American women, in many cases without the free and informed consent of their patients.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterilization_of_Native_American_womenFitting with the history of Democrat racism and eugenics. Sanger, Jim Crow, (You) all terrible people.
>>1532752How so? Please explain to the class with actual facts.
>>1532755Hmm, interesting. You dont even know me but yet you included me in a reference with thw genius Frederick Sanger. Im honoured, thank you.
>>1532758>SangerMargret
>>1532760butter tastes better
>>1532742Dude shut the fuck up, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>1532767Nope. It's all true. Except I didn't know the US under JFK and Lyndon Johnson were sterilizing the natives.Democrats never change.
>>1532769You dizzy after all those mental gymnastics?
>>1532637uncreative naming. can't wait for some american twat to use alexa ask for directions to go across the border and get lost because they don't realize lake ontario and america are the same
>>1532662Good, maybe client states will finally shut the fuck up
Canada outplaying drumpf againhttps://abc7.com/story/canadian-council-considers-changing-street-named-trump-taco-avenue/19753308/
Republicans sure do like to play pretend.
>>1532920Anything except releasing those Epstein files and outing all the evil liberals that would be on it!
>>1532919It really is a country filled with liggerals, huh?Pathetic.
>>1532922They've already been outed. No one cares about HUffington, Gates, Clinton or Reid Hoffman. Nor do they care about all the money Epstein funneled to Democrat politicians.Interesting, really.
>>153292899% of it has been blacked over, with photos and videos of the names being withheld to convict these fuckers.
>>1532934Unless you're a congressman, yes.There's nothing there to get dRumpf with, for the fucking millionth time
>>1532927>>1532926Still seething so hard over Canada stranding up to fascism that you're still trying to force this racism forced meme ESL shill?
>>1532944Canada is a fascist country.
>>1532926>>1532948>trannies, mudslimes, and brownoidsDo fascists allow dissent and diversity, or do they force you to adopt their very narrow and xenophobic worldview?>fascist faggot screechingCool. Now explain how someone supporting a president who literally threatens journalists and the broadcast licenses of stations critical to him, and who has a meltie when they encounter someone slightly different, isn't a fascist.>fascist faggot wailing intensifiesSo you have no idea what fascism is, it's literally just a scary word to you. That actually explains a lot about you, closet case.
>>1532648Anon thats just immature. Stop stooping down to level with retards and be better than them.
>>1532959>“Race? It is a feeling, not a reality. Ninety-five per cent, at least. Nothing will ever make me believe that biologically pure races can be shown to exist today. Race? It is a feeling, not a reality. Ninety-five per cent, at least. Nothing will ever make me believe that biologically pure races can be shown to exist today.” -Benito Mussolini
>>1532959>Do fascists allow dissent and diversity, or do they force you to adopt their very narrow and xenophobic worldview?No, they do not. Neither does Canada.>Cool. Now explain how someone supporting a president who literally threatens journalists and the broadcast licenses of stations critical to him, and who has a meltie when they encounter someone slightly different, isn't a fascist.They, the same billionaires you claim to hate, are spreading propaganda and causing unrest on federal airwaves. The press can be as free as they want, but the airwaves are controlled by the fed. They could use print if they were to lose access to federal space.
>>1532938According to whom?
>>1532987https://www.axios.com/2026/02/09/epstein-files-unredacted-congress-doj-reviewEveryone you stupid fucking piece of shit. And it's been like that the entire fucking time you've been bitching about the redactions.
>>1532991http://archive.today/2026.02.09-185638/https://www.axios.com/2026/02/09/epstein-files-unredacted-congress-doj-review>The review only covers the three million files the DOJ made available to the public, not all 6 million documents that are in the federal government's possession.
https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/internacional/en/world/2025/11/trump-is-involved-in-more-than-just-emails-says-brazilian-woman-who-claims-to-be-an-epstein-victim.shtml
>>1532991>>1532987>>1532938https://www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epstein-2677759745/> ‘Missing’ Epstein files containing major allegations against Trump discovered: report
>>1533004>Raw StoryFakest and gayest Chinese news.Source:https://rhowardstone.substack.com/p/conservative-journalist-shared-unredactedThen the source cited there as the source:https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/4483445/what-still-missing-epstein-files-doj-begins-restore-removed-documents/https://nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-news/whats-really-in-the-37-missing-pages-of-the-epstein-files-that-lawmakers-are-seeking/https://www.postandcourier.com/news/sunshine-week-epstein-trump-hilton-head/article_8320ea9b-22ad-4ca6-a140-7bc332769332.htmlhttps://archive.is/nKtnSWhich pretty much say the exact opposite of this Raw Story article.My lord, imagine getting your news from anyone but NY Post and believing you aren't an idiot.
>>1532718>Imagine Gaynadia trying to enforce it's status as a sovereign nation in 2026CANada has nukes Canada phased out and removed the last of these nuclear capabilities by 1984, becoming the first nation to voluntarily give up hosting nuclear weapons.NOT!We kept some of them and they are controlled by the Canadian government in secret. Canadian politicians for the instability of the United States Democraticcapitalist systemand they are aimed at Washington DC
>>1533131>Canadian politicians for the instability of the United States Democraticcapitalist systemforesaw, foresaw, for saw
