Hey guys, I'm looking to make an order for some cars. The drivers are all going to be born in mid eighties. They've been twinks their whole lives, and I'm looking for cars for them that will really fit their twink identity this year as well. Any suggestions? I'd like to start with maybe a dozen or so, and we'll see if they work out and order more for the rest of the twinks too.
>>28597378the bus(sy)
Get any convertible with suicide doors.Also, why make up such a retarded story? It's an anonymous site, just say you're getting it for yourself next time
>>28597378F250 king ranch
>>28597430>>28597381No, some of these drivers are mothers with childrens of differing ages, and also these are the originalest and richest twinks, not a middle class or lower class twink copy, and I'm going to be needing to order some cars for the copy twinks too
>>28597378Nothing says twink to me like a Kia Rio or Nissan Versa Note. If they're rich twinks, then you'll want some midsized trucks or the SUVs based on them.
>>28597455Maybe for a new twink's first or second car, and we'll get to them later, but old twinks have already had their first cars, as soon as they could, and some are now regressing to a pre-teen mind set, so in that sense, what kind of car is cool to a 9 or 11 year old or so
Meow meow Acura Integra, EF Civic, CRX. 88 Accord Hatch.
>>28597433>>28598348No, see the wife from here >>28597922, this kind of old twinkObviously no
>>28597378I don't understand this thread and I also don't like it. Miata.
>>28599145Probably not. Definitely no. Self driving tesla is more likely, and no.
>>28597378any small cute car thats fun. miata, lexus is350, etc
>>28597378whatever the modern lincoln compact crossover is
>>28597378Any Volvo
>>28599295No. Wrong.>>28599315Closer, but it's like rich, texmex girls have this party ride already, so, old twink needs something that younger twink doesn't have
>>28599318I think this would work for 1, but I'm looking for a dozen or so cars to start, I don't think I could use even 2 of these, so
>>28599327Older Volvos, FoMoCo era or earlier
>>28599339No. Not even close.
>>28597436>some of these drivers are mothers with childrens of differing agesI feel like you and I have very different definitions of "twink." I have no suggestions but I'm intrigued by what's going on here. Are you trying to stock a dealership to corner a market?
>>28599887Who are you trying to be? No.
>>28599237Lol energy
>>28599542What do you think a twink is? Because there's really no better car for a middle aged homosexual than a Volvo. Purpose built for effeminate scandis.
>>28600354Old twink will not like old car, she want new car ok
>>28602792Twinks are young gay men. Not old hag females.
>>28602792shove that twink in a volvo and watch what happens
