The choice that separates the MEN from the boys.
Black Ice or nothing.
>>28600993I just sleep with my fuzzy dice flossed through my gooch so one smells like ball sweat and the other smells like farts.
>>28600993I used to have 12-24 black ice trees in my car in high school but now I've stuck to vanillaroma for a whileI might have to do the black ice thing again though now that I have a new 40 year old shitbox
>>28600993I like the coffee one
Gotta stay FRESH™
Everfresh for me.
>>28601089>Black Ice>Too Fresh™>Can't deal>skid onto the opposite lane and cause 200 fatalities
>>28600993I keep my car clean so I don't need a chemical tree to mask my BO
>>28600993niggers discontinued the bourbon scented little tree so I had to go to an off-brand
these cause cancer
>>28601119Just spill bourbon onto your seats every so often, it'll do the same thing and spice up your cop interactions
>>28600993Trashy.
>>28601317well yeahthey're better and cheaper than scented candles though
>why yes I've never rode a wave in my life, what gave it away?
Rainforest Mist or gtfo, black ice if your brain hasn't fully developed yet.
>>28600993why don't you just throw out the McDonald's bags every once in a while fatso
>>28600995Nothing then, you smelly fucks.
Hail to the King, baby
>>28601332surfers are some of the cringiest most gatekeeping retards I've ever met in my life
>>28602755No, that's just amerimutts
For me, its the smell of victory
>>28600993I put a nice soap and change it when I use up mine
>>28600993
>>28600993Correct. Boys have a favorite little tree and men keep their car clean so they don't have to hang up some stink-pretty inside it.
