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How much can one expect to pay for a tune for my full header exhaust replacement? I have seen people talk about vcyclenut but I am in Canada and locally got a price of $700 CAD (500 USD) for a dyno and tune/remap for removing any restrictions on the system and mapping the proper air and fuel for the new exhaust and a hi-flow air filter. Does this seem like a rip off? Never done it before so not sure what to expect to pay.
>>28602550if you have your own laptop, you can do it for freeidk about prices in canadia, but 500usd seems a loti got a full flash in the UK for like 140
>>28602550What bike?If Two Wheel Dyno Works offers a mail in ECU tune for your bike, do that. It's the best way to go. They've done 3 of my bikes now.
Can someone please explain to me why the DR starts without the choke (with some effort)But dies if you try to apply the choke, and will not start with the choke pulled on.
>>28602552I’ll be honest, I just got this bike and I’m not looking to fuck something up by trying to do it myself. I’m sure it’s not too difficult with research but I’d rather pay the labour to let the guys who do it for a living take care of it.>>28602555Tracer 9. Did you mail them yours? Or go in person. I’ve been worrisome of the whole mail-in idea.
>>28602558Fuel air mixture is off?
Finally got my dad a Road King Police at auction. Gonna go pick it up in Columbia MO next week. Probably just ride the bitch back because the station told me it had a service and new tires put on it before it was decommissioned 6 months ago. 80k miles on it so another 450 or so won't matter. It's going to be his retirement/Christmas present. He'll get it around Thanksgiving. Might need to get a new seat so my mom can ride on the back. Anyone know how to convert those weird springer seats to regular ones? Is it just removing that spring and seat to bolt on a regular one?
>>28602570>Is it just removing that spring and seat to bolt on a regular one?Probably.
>>28602569Must be eh.Might explain the thing shitting itself when the main jet comes into action as well.Too rich maybe.
>>28602566>I’d rather pay the labour to let the guys who do it for a living take care of it.good man
Check out the new BMW concept, pretty cool right? Now I can be a cager too!
>>28602575Too rich.Take out air screw a bit?
Graveyard shift
>>28602539>ALL ANONS WELCOME Faggot
>>28602566What exhaust system did you get?
I bet he looks so cute on his cute little bike
>>28602558>>28602575You're running rich. Air filter could be clogged. If at altitude, lean the fuck out of the mixture screw so you can at least get it to idle. Don't spend too much time bogging it or you'll be fouling spark plugs.
did they program the robot to turn left to right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjZPvXKewFk
>>28602610Spooky
>>28602621Black widow with a 300mm can. For the style of the bike it fits really nicely instead of the typical shorty pipe. It’s pretty loud even with the bigger muffler but I also don’t have the baffle in. Sure as hell beats paying literally double for an akrapovic
>>28602637>it took a robot 200million dollars and 10 years of research to be 40 seconds slower than rossi im 30kg overweight and could get 20 seconds off rossi on a 400cc cruiser
>>28602642>Sure as hell beats paying literally double for an akrapovicthats where youre wrong kiddoover its lifetime, the akra will save you double its worth in fuel costs (and generally sounds way cooler(imo))
>>28602637God damn Yamaha is ran by a bunch of retarded faggots, god knows how many millions of dollars they paid grown men to make these faggot gizmos, meanwhile every single bike Is a cp2 lmao
>>28602637>hurrdurr im a retarded nip200 billion yen for this
>>28602646>the akra will save you double its worth in fuel costsKekd, you have never removed a fastener in your entire life
>>28602653i removed your mothers bra fastener last night so i could get a look at HER 300mm can
>>28602592I've always wondered, is it really an air screw, or is it a fuel screw?It has a Mikuni BST33 carburetor (which all the forums seems to hate) but I refuse to just buy a better carb until I conquer tuning the stock carb at least.>lean the fuck out of the mixture screw so you can at least get it to idleIt idles okay, but it won't idle or even start with choke (no matter how many kicks). It ONLY kickstart with the choke off.I've got like 10 spark plugs for this thing because it happens to use the same plugs as my GS500 lmao.The air filter thing might be noteworthy. It's not bad, but it's not clean. Maybe I'll open it up a little and see if it runs different.It doesn't rev up currently. Or rather, it only revs up a couple thousand RPM, presumably only on the idle/pilot
>>28602419
>>28602646I needed the extra money for a tune and a nice helmet replacement regardless. I can agree akra has the best product overall but couldn't justify the price difference.>>28602656kek
>>28602637what the FRICK
im NOT happy about this, like yea its more powerful than 600cc 'ku but i still dont like it, it should be like 150hp is freaking 900cc
will this buff out?
>>28602637I'm so happy my future robowife will be able to ride motorcycles with me
>>28602668So it reached 1996 600cc i4 performance level
>>28602673even with hail mary tune it cant beat r6, yamaha r6 has the most kando in ithttps://youtube.com/shorts/5-0Kg_LfFo0?si=a5sfSacLZ9YXs-D-
>>28602668experience riders will get an r1 (or another brand)new riders dont want "sissy shit" like an r3 or r6but they cant actually afford the insurance or upkeep of a bigboy bikeso theyve made some autistic middleground to keep newfags happy, while also placating the insurance companies AND environmental agenciesyou'd unironically be better off buying a 636 if you want powerat every powerband and range, its getting mogged by 10 year old KwakTechI knew they were gonna be shit from the day they announced thembut boy did I NEVER expect it to be THIS bad r7s are gonna be a coveted for the next few years amongst this autistic niche market demo who demand a yammerhar but are too chickshit(or poor) to get an R1
>>28602676>r7sr6's*
>>28602668Wow I thought the mt09 made more not to mention the r9.Love my mt07 though
>>28602676thsoe arent sissy bikes are you crazy???? you must not know a lot about bikes wth
>>28602675>KandoHere's some kando.https://youtu.be/7Eyz8Wax_18
>>28602676you know what I don't like modern bikes, but I would maybe get an r7 IF it took advantage of the smaller engine made to be a smaller bike, and without all the fag gizmos and sensorsbut it's a tall pig fat bikesame with the aprilia rs 660/ 457, they are just too big and heavy
>>28602657>is it really an air screw, or is it a fuel screw?Depends which way you turn it.
>>28602672>23 days until your robo-wife ceases to function
>>28602680>suzukis and kawasakis have kando in them too
RIP GIXXER BRAHRIP GAYMOOremembering that time gaymoo touched gixxy irl
>>28602680This is wheel horsepower and not crank hp, which is advertised.
>>28602657Take the air filter off and see if it still bogs.
klx300 or crf300l if I want something that is minimal maintenance, super reliable, and good offroad?
>>28602735I got the klx since most comparisons say the suspension is better, otherwise they feel the same. dealer was more local as well, so go with whatever you like.
I was supposed to be dead by now, bros. Somehow I lived and stumbled into a good woman. Guess I have to live life now. I'll live for all of the fallen.
Kando are realHelmets isnt expireScooters do motorcycleSimple as.
>>28602694
My helmet is 5 years, 2 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 38 seconds old. Is it okay to use still?
>>28602742
>>28602759>under 18 year old helmetYou're going to jail buddy.
>>28602751He was a faggot, but he was OUR faggot
>>28602762Nah fuck that gay fuckwit I haven't been here in like 2 years, what happened to him and r6 and all the regulars from a few years back?
>>28602765uhhh, I don't know. I haven't been here often enough. I assume gaymo got killed by the police or something.And I think R6 is still around.
>>28602742Was she a virgin at least?
>>28602774Yes she was.
>>28602765I don't know but there are twinks now
>>28602783Godbless
>>28602788I'm waiting for Risitas Sperg to spawn up and have a crash out now lmaoMention someone getting a virgin gf and just can't handle it.
>>28602770>I think R6 is still around.No wayPaging r6
>>28602797What is he jealous or something? Love is real brehs, not much else to say.
>>28602805He's been mad since tzr twink left for his portsmouth vacations with his bf and never came back
>>28602805I'm not sure. He'll randomly crash out over me when I'm not even in the thread, just schizophrenically repeating slogans to himself. Lol. Totally mind broken.Some have said that the Risitas Sperg is actually R6 with split personality disorder, but I don't really believe that.>>28602801He was here earlier
lol moore mafia got me laughing at yamaha
A guy I work with traded in his 2020 V4 Panigale for a brand new V4S.
>>28602837The CBR is such a good looking bike.https://youtu.be/NDr5bn0h97c
>>28602689gotta jailbreak the ole ball and chain
>>28602735I have had 4 hondas, most of my friends had mostly hondas, the one yamaha blew up. So I am partial to honda. Offroad? You have to know what type of offroad, light, steep trails, deep sand, woods, desert? It all matters. If you are any good suspension will really help, but its best if you learn how to do it yourself it can get expensive if you keep paying someone for suspension service. with practice and setup you can rip a big heavy bike to do a lot, let bike do the workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLJn3IygAg
>>28602735WR250R or DRZ400E
>>28602672>Dating clankersDisgusting.
fucking hell I need a bigger bike and bigger luggage. This shit's jank as fuck.
>>28602907nigger are you moving houses or what is this
>>28602910Just camping, with pretty minimal gear, smallest tent/bag/pad I could get without spending thousands on the setup plus critical repair stuff. The mess in the background IS from moving recently though.
>>28602675We both know GSXR750 is better.
>>28602783You won in life anon. Babies when?
>>28602907GS tiem.
>>28602919for how long?
bike's been in the shop since saturday and i can't pick it up til saturday. i miss it ;_;
>>28602934Just a couple of nights. It's the tent, sleeping bag, and pad taking up all the space. Not a whole lot I can do without spending $500+ on each of them and this GL bag is only 39l in an awkward shape so it's tough. I did just think of a different way to pack it that might be better though.
Massive tax reduction for everything in India. Motorcycles below 350cc from 28 to 18%. There is a further 1% decrease I think, but not sure yet, for above 350cc it's increased from 28% to 40%. Here also, we should see a further reduction in price by 15% I think. It's not clear yet. It's good times ahead, I can feel it.
What happens if you trade in a bike thats worth more than what you are buying? Does the dealer just pocket the extra or what?
>>28602942Brother, if the pad is cheap and big strap it to the outside. Same goes with the tent.
>>28602742>Had to turn down a woman todayBeing a handsome sperg is literal hell. Its for the best. If I went on a date she would have just found me dull and boring.
>>28602942hell no brother seems like you need a REAL adventure bike
>>28602208all of the old FMV cutscene cameras from the 90s used early digital cameras. You can replicate the effect with any cheap sony camcorder from the era.
>>28603008KLR650 got it
>>28602658Is there no body with an opinion?
>>28603012you misunderstood
>>28603008Any bike can be an adventure bike. You are only restricted by your imagination.
>>28603027I have witnessed the power of adventuring all types of bikes with varying success levels
>>28603032I meant no disrespect, brother.
knocked the fuck out and stuck inside by some 'rona or nasty flu. i wanna riiiiide.
>>28603008>Nazi flag on backpackChill wr
>>28603032fuck sand, all my homies hate that shit
Usecase?
>>28603137flexing on poors
>>28602668>Peak power at WOT at 10,000rpm is the only measure engine metric.Don't forget this was an engine designed for a street naked. Peak hp is largely dictated by how much air the engine can swallow and exhale in a given unit of time and how hard it compresses air fuel mixture. Being a 12v engine it'll always be at a disadvantage to a 16v unit of the same cc. But at every rpm below peak power and the R9 will be pulling harder. Just compare the cb650 and mt07 here and it's the same story. Still. I didn't like yam's triple when I rode it for lacking any character. All things considered I don't think cc to cc comparisons are as good as weight lbs & purchase price. This is where Suzuki's 1000cc gsxs1000 steamrolls the 900cc naked class
>>28602801I'm here! Thanks for remembering me!
>>28603137Mogging all other cruisers and not giving a shit what gear you're in.
>just get a 1000brohttps://youtube.com/shorts/HZ0fh8wWtAU?si=FRzSKRJRQTeLYD_x
>>28603178at least he's ATGATT
>>28603192whats the point of having a bike that can just flip at any given moment.
>>28602552Does a flash fuck with your mot or ins?
>>28603032Did you edit that dude's head out, or is that the posture of a man ready to turn a beach into glass if given the means to do so?
>>28602984They cut you a check I just did this downsizing our garage Or they throw in extra value until you’re happy with the difference (extended warranty, oil changes/other maintenance, accessories, etc) But this is why the order you negotiate can be important >>28603208If you have poor impulse control and/or a death wish ^^
>>28603178Reminds me of
>>28603227>The way it just kind of peels her head around
>>28603227>my friend died>let me upload her deathi want to doubt
>>28602872This particular gen, yes.
>>28602735DRZ400, Might I suggest the 390 enduro, just take a test ride and see what you think of it.
>>28603016SC1 because it was shilled on fortnine and I believe them.
>>28603027Iron pig anon is back!
>>28603259Cute!
>>28603227What the hell happened here? Also, asymmetric S1K was kino, so was the R1250GS, why does BMW remove sovl?
>>28603151Lol, fully loaded GSA would be my style if I had the monies, but equally valid.
>>28603265I would buy a loaded cvo road glide
>>28603241She survived. Full vid plus aftermathhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9ZAPbj99lk
>>28603265>not the ultimate boomercruiser
>>28602740KLX suspension is better and it's a more lively feeling bike, which is surprising. The klx300 suspension is currently the exact same as the klx300r, which is a true trail bike, though it's obviously tuned differently. There's a handful of other differences between the 300 and 300r, but the 300 (street legal version) is still superior to the crf300l for offroad use. I personally got the 300r because I can legally ride OHVs anywhere that isn't a highway in my county, and the cops don't care as long as you aren't speeding. They understand you don't have a speedometer so they just expect you to be respectful and try to come close to speed limits, as well as follow traffic flow.>>28602886I know there's a massive difference here, but I actually find the klx300r easier to ride than smaller bikes in harsh offroad terrain now that I've ridden it so much. I used to want a lower sitting bike, but the real dirt bike gearing and grippy offroad tires make it handle much better, for me, than any smaller or easier to handle dual sport where it matters. This is mostly relevant for like "mild" hill climbs and steep ledges where I'm more than happy sending my 300r, but I back off or dump a klx140rl or xt250.
My new baiku
>>28603270Almost unbelievable that one can survive a hit like that. Makes you want to wear a neck brace. Cripes.
>>28603272Boomer cruiser is not my style anon, lower suspension travel can only be so comfy. Longer travel suspension is comfy for me. Cruisers give me tailbone pain. I might be more of a monke.
>>28603297That's a really nice 'ku anon! I like the purple. What year is it?
>>28603297You cannot suffer in the US.
Thanks bud. Love the purple too. She's a 94.
>>28603299Sometimes I feel like I’m the only guy out there who prefers full size to peanut tank
>>28603296What tires do you like on your klx? Been running the stock ones and they’re ok except I have a lot of silty river dirt where I live
I'm going to make a mistake tomorrow.
>>28603258fair
looking good>>28603297nice bro
>>28603308Give it time.
>>28602682**I** know theyre not sissy bikes (well r3 is becuase of r3 anon) but the avg biketok retard thinks anything below a 1000cc is a hair dryer and if youre bike isnt covered in carbon it aint shit>>28602685>they are just too big and heavybecause everything is geared around and designed based off of top end race bikesthe only place trickledown actually works is in vehicle design, where consumer products are downstream of motorsports. It leads to great innovations like cars actually having safety features, and bikes having ABS that doesnt suck (too much) cock
>>28602694did he actually dead?r*ddit said he flatlined on the operating table, but ive not seen any proofs
>>28602968>in Indiadont caredidnt askfuck off jeet
>>28603220garage I go to hasnt ever pulled a single person for things like that on MOT what the insurance company doenst know, they cant charge you for - just remember to reset it to factory if you sell it, and inform the new owner that its flashed (or make it some dealerships problem)
do you take your helmet into cafes with you?
Went dual sporting on a powerline trail with a friend yesterday in PA and now they're trying to charge us with criminal trespass because some boomer fuck sitting up in his home alone noticed us having harmless fun and reported us and some bored cop who just sits around that area all day got the call and started following us. I want to go to the Southwest so bad bros, millions of acres of public desert land you can off road on with ease
>>28603420yeah
>>28603420nope, leave it on the bike.
>>28603420I leave it on my tank. Feels good not living in a shit area.
>>28602694>>28603408long overduei hope his friends know how to upload his vids to his youtube channelso we can all watch the final momentsdidnt stop this faggot from jewing money from the situationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeysRzbXnxo
>>28603439jared handles most of his editing and uploadsim surprised he still hasnt put anything up yet
>>28603411You are going to anyway. I got more clarity, cars are getting cheaper. Bikes only under 350cc. About 350cc we are getting the usual assrape.
>>28603470>You are going to anywaygoing to what?you fucking 60iq subhuman illiterate freak
>>28602872>>28602837Imagine getting looksmogged by a 20 year old Japanese this hard.
im tempted...
>>28603478Going to hear about it anyway. Sorry, ESL kun here. Why so woundip anon? Chill.
So quad lock seems to be the top tier choice for smartphone mount, but how reliable are the non-case mounts?I want to use my phone for GPS but since I don't have a pixel, iPhone or Samsung I'm afraid the phone will fall
>>28603422It would be really difficult to nail you under this law. The defense in 3503(c) is pretty easy to argue, and the charges listed in a, b1, and b3 obviously don’t apply. It’s not clear the b2 charges apply, and the knowing requirement is always a difficult burden for a prosecutor. Probably just wanted to scare you into not doing it again. Although if you DID do it again, now the knowing requirement is pretty easy to prove.
>>28603513>how reliable are the non-case mounts?They work fine, I used one for about a year before I got a different phone with a case. The non case mount just sticks on whatever phone you have, it's not going anywhere.
>>28603408Post link
>>28602907looks much better than a bunch of backpacks held together with bungee straps with a cover on top of the top one. loaded small bikes are kino>>28603513mine holds on perfectly, just beware that depending on where you place it it's not exactly protected unless you stick it to a very bulky case and might get rain/hail/bugs all over the back of the phone
>>28603530>>28603535Thanks, the warning about bugs is actually quite the heads up, I guess I'll get a dedicated rugged case, I suppose it's fine as long as the surface is flat
test
>>28603297>>28603311BOLD NEW (used) COLORS
>>28602907>hasnt even surpassed the peak of overloading his 'ku suspension to the point of no retrvnTry harder, kill the 'ku
>>28603100it's my larp and I can do how I want it>>28603133certified Anakin post>>28603225It is whatever you want it to be ;^)
so a couple of months ago I finally got the last license I needed to drive my all time fav bike, the original hornetI got the first refresh one, with the 18 inches front wheelafter riding it for these past months I decided to upgrade the front suspension, I simply replaced the springs and it's been night and day, I can't believe how much it's improved in any kind of drivingwhat should I upgrade next?I'm fine with the exhaust, I was looking at the brakes steeringshould I bother with a steering dampener?
>>28602907Ah, so you're the one that was posting his Kelty on /out/ then, well I'm the one who got the Naturehike Cloud Up 2 Pro, I'm supposed to get it delivered around this week, so I'll give a short review about it, but considering its less than 18in in length packed, I bet it will be the Kino pick for anyone who wants to motocamp, since volume for us is a bitch more than weight itself.Have fun on your trip and bring extra socks with you!>>28603227>>28603270Jeez, that's Gmod's levels of ragdoll, holy shit!
>>28603100that's not DDR?
>>28602985The tent is probably the one I'd strap outside if I had to. Trying to avoid that and keep the weight more forward and low though. I think I've got everything fitting in the bag except clothes and food though, and those will go in my backpack. >>28603008I really do anyway, I need something that can cruise at 80 and do at least 150mi between gas stops. >>28603535Yeah and hopefully it should at least minimize the impact on handling. I've never had weight on the back of the bike so I'm pretty sketched about it but I keep reminding myself that it's way less weight and lower down than a pillion would be. >>28603576Man that looks sketch to ride.
Motorcycling is the only thing keeping me from an heroing at this point
>>28603664It should be mr.Jesus anon
>>28603668incredible post bud, I hope anon(s) finds God's light
>>28603600Yeah. The Kelty is even shorter at 16" so it's very moto-friendly as well, but the bulk of the fabric parts still fills up a whole "leg" of my saddlebag, even with them in a compression sack. I'll probably do a review on my stuff too, maybe I'll bring a real camera so I can get better photos than my phone can do.
>>28603668It should be but I’m living through what Saint John of the cross called a dark night of the soul. Saint Mother Theresa wrote how she felt this way for decades, utter darkness - famously she says punctuated by hope when Saint Pope John Paul II was elected to the pontificate. My participation at mass feels hollow, my prayers feel ignored, I can’t bring myself to spend time with His Word. So right now it’s motorcycling.
>>28603673Oh i do love God, and Jesus is my SaviourOne day all the bible believing deebeetees will be with me at the marriage supper of the Lamb, and itll be great
>>28603259Hello, yes I'm back baby. I have been working my ass off for my first overseas holiday in 13 years. Most of my riding has been commuting and going out for coffee runs with some friends that own much, much bigger bikes than me.>>28603664Yeah I'm in the same boat, I can't get into a car without feeling rage and heroing thoughts.
>>28603668dare i say based
>>28603534how are you supposed 2 link r*ddit app threadsthey dont have the url on the, its just in some thread about his crash
>>28603027I literally crossed the country on a 150cc scooter and gearfags need all these windshield fat seat liter bikes because they want to drive a car
>>28603513what kind of phone do you have, that quadlock dont make a case for it?nothing, or a flip?their cases are unironically solid (pun unintended) for keeping your phone on even during the bumpiest of clibbins
>>28603411checked and based
>>28603730>the countrydude your pussy ass eurocock country is like 14 miles long
>>28603208skill issue
>>28603256>>28603494every time I see those years, I have to take it all in.
Got a puncture in my year old rear tire and the guy that patched it said keep it below 80. Debating if I should ride it and just be conservative and get some more life out of the tire or just take the L and buy a new tire now.
>>28603764give it a proper sendoff with a burnout, then get a new one
>>28603764Also the tire is barely a year old. Plenty of tread left.
>>28603690Anon, Jesus was crucified once and for all, not every eucharistYou have to come out of babylon and egypt, the vatican and catholicism are a false christianity; look at every depiction of their dead Jesus inside a church, He is wrongfully pierced through the palms and as dying in every single oneHe was pierced through the wrist bones, lest you break one of His bones and violate the prophecy, and He is the God of the LivingYou will see the Scars, come the day ofAnd be of good cheer, He overcame the world; the euphrates river is drying, its happening in our lifetimesDont worry we have 1000 years to reconcile and forgive and learn properly, everybody is right when everybody is wrong kind of multiplication through division
>>28603731Sony, but they only make cases for pixels iPhone and some Samsung models from what I've seen?
>>28603775>the vatican and catholicism are a false christianity; look at every depiction of their dead Jesus inside a churchYou know Jesus, like, diedrightHe came back but He very much died on the cross, that's THE biggest point about it
>>28602539i saw a youth looking at my bike in a suspicious way today. He ran away when i approached. He may have been getting ready to steal it. I have theft insurance but the deductible is practically as much as the bike is worth, i dont want my bike stolen. How to prevent?
>>28603764>year oldGet it replaced under warranty
>>28603799>the deductible is practically as much as the bike is worthnigga what>How to preventchain, disclock, datatag, airtag, beacon
>>28603799Have signs on it that say it's armed and ready to explode if stolen.More sane method is just have a very loud alarm and an airtag.>>28603786Just to fuck with my friends I always say zombie JZ.
I chased a Ferrari down bondy doon road when I was in the bay and it was some of the fun I’ve had riding twisty roads, I wish track riding wasn’t so buttfucking expensive in California because competition brings out the best in me but it’s way more dangerous. Need a DRZ for kart track asap
>>28603799Disc lock on rear wheelAlarmed and locking bike coverCarry a gun at all timesNever break line of sight with your parked bikeKill everyone who looks at your bikeHide from the authorities in the AppalachiansAssume every helicopter you see is chasing you with thermal sights and shoot at their engine intakes with your rifle and/or sgine a high powered laser at the cockpitUse the wifi at coffee shops to write threatening emails to elected officialsThe pool chemicals and fertilizer sections of big box hardware stores has everything you need, but pay in cash and spread your purchasrs over multiple different storesOnce you embrace death you are undefeatable
>>28603825you should hang out with the rebel anon iirc he's in cali too
>>28603800Didnt even consider this. Good tip.
>>28603829He seems more like a lone rider type guy since he mostly takes his bike out to go take photoshoots or at least that’s the majority of what he posts but I’m always down to ride with anyone from her if they can establish a meet day
got my driving licence and would like to buy a bigger bikewould you guys recommend me Triumph street triple 675 or mt09 more
>>28603865NeitherIf you're gonna jump straight to a large bike, go for an MT-07
>>286038783 cylinders would be lowest I would goalso have 115kg so maybe really big bike is not that bad
>>28603886ah so youre a retard
>>28603889cbf600f 2009 with abs,its about 100hpbro i dont have money,need 1 bike for a long time
>>28603865Neither.But before we give an actual answer, you need to tell us:>What you ride now>How long you've had it (and how many km)>What you like about it>What you don't like about it
>>28603904>>i dont have money >>i want a street triple or an mt09 >how about something thats actually good>ree cylinders shut up
>>28603905drove on Z650 for like 20x45dont like 2 cylinder sound and power deliveryhttps://www.kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/yamaha-yamaha-fz6-s2-rj14-abs/3179328017-305-16745this looks pretty,has abs and it is cheap,only like 30k km
>>28603909admit dat u drive 2c bike
>>28603931>>28603929ah so youre a turkish retard>OOGA BOOGA ME NEED MORE POT!!!neck urself
>>28603750The average adventure bike fat boy drives 1 or 2 miles per day to the McDonalds and back
>>28602671Draggin bags. And ankle, from the looks of it. I rode through the Smokies the other day, there was a Brother Brother ahead of me that threw bag sparks on a couple turns. I was proud of him. I wish I'd had a go pro, it was honestly kind of cool.
>>28603027imagination?krauts (somehow) do that for you
>>28602928Is that supposed to be an NC700X? It has the disgusting beak like mine does.
>>28603857>since he mostly takes his bike out to go take photoshootsREBEL ANON CALLED OUT AS POSERhis rebutal??
>>28603420Yeah! I carry my cool BIKER HELMET and wear my BIKER jacket so everyone at the CAFE knows I'm a COOL CAFE RACER!!
>>28603971its aislop
>>28603420tweaker riffraff and fent zombies would creep away with it if I didn’t
>>28603827Uncle Ted is posting from beyond the grave it seems.
>>28603983Huh. I thought it was a drawing. It's really to the point I can't tell anymore. Probably should leave the internet forever.
Would you run the AliExpress visor wiper?
>>28603981You have a lot of trust in the general population if you're just leaving your jacket and helmet on the bike. >>28603964It is really not that hard to throw sparks on a cruiser.
>finally fix brakes>can finally brake >tire is still shot>shock is still shot>forks still shot>even more slidingheard someone wanted to buy some tummy pics?
>>28603975Not what I said, just that I don’t think he’d appreciate company on a ride based on very very limited information
>>28603989just look at the little details 4 light sources on the street lamp, but only 3 lamps the sign is just floating beside it almost, not actually attatchedthe lamp is on a randomly raised plinth shadows above the cinema going wrong directionsbike is completely nondescript and parts are just jumbled "tech look"helmet has 0 curve on the flip, meaning it if came down it'd just be a billAI doesnt know how to nuance art properly just shoves things where it thinks they should be
>>28604003i think he deserves to have his ankles snapped for wearing fagsneakers like thatyoure riding a motorbike, not a skateboard
>>28604012I was loaning out my gear to my friend who was riding passenger on my buddy’s bike so she could be safeUsually I wear my track boots everywhere, I wasn’t exactly happy to be riding with just a helmet and pants lol
>>28604021fag
>>28603270Isn't she the one that crashed again and died though? Or was that another Only Fans whore?
>>28603810>$1k deductible>$4k bike>$28/month insuranceI only got the insurance bc they’ll pay for a tow if i break down unrelated but is there a way to get ios to take pics under 4mb? Sorry my phone isnt stuck in 2016 mb
>>28604030>burer cruiser
>>28604030is it an American thing for your deductible to be so high?£200£4k~ bike£250/year
>>28603799>>28604030ngl, even a negroid child would probably just be admiring that aint no way they're gonna steal that, way too heavy and lumbersome to have away quickly
>>28604039>is it an American thing for your deductible to be so high?Yes, unfortunately.
>>28604028Think that was a different russian, moto tanya
>>28602637thats so fucking stupid>OVER 200KPH!!!!>*cheering engineers*Its 124mph and it was in a straight line….
I don't have money for really any kinda bike rn but when I do, what is the affordable alternative to the BMW touring/dualsport cuz that's my ideal kind of bike.
>>28603799Disc lock and a gun on you is all you need. Disc lock for parked, gun for jackings. Just keep in mind that neither will stop 2 dudes and a pickup truck from taking your shit if they REALLY want it / casing you out.
Bike bros, Ive been riding a honda 250 for the past 4 months and Ive already started thinking about my next bike. And from all the reading Ive done and listening to the guys I sometimes ride with, an SV650 from 2003-2008 would probably be my choice. Torque and pick up and go to make hills a breeze at 65mph, and able to haul camping supplies on the back or a girl as well. It just looks good as well. I know I should wait, and I plan to not even begin looking at listings until january. But I cant stop thinking about it. Is there anything about it that I should be aware of or wary, especially when buying or first learning? Or am I being a neurotic schiziod and should just send it?
>>28604257Or, consider: Honda Hawk GT 650 that's tricked out. If you are scared of an SV650 being a little too quick for you.
>>28603775Our Lord established a Church, with visible signs of unity, one, holy, Catholic, and Apostolic, over and against which the gates of Hell shall not prevail. The only reason anyone knows Our Lord today is because that is how He ordained His message me spread to all nations through the ages. >>28604247I do disc lock on the go to cities, at home a disc lock and a wheel lock on the back, if they’re committed enough to take both wheels off and carry it away good for them. No good spot to lock it to the frame
Looks like the BMW C1 might be coming back. I've been looking for one of the original ones for years, so I might unironically buy one of these if they get released. It's just so fucking ugly, I love it.
>>28604257take the suzukipill and you will not look back. They are the toyota of bikesif your concerns are taking hills at 65 and throwing girls and shit on the back i recommend an boulevard s90 or an older intruder VS or VL in 1400 or 1500
>>28604301>make the k5 since the Mesozoic era >get good at it Shocking, I know
Your thoughts, anons?Unlike the healthy cyclist, a person with the motorcycle syndrome literally needs his machine; without it, he has a sense of “something missing” and an “acute awareness of inadequacy.” As one patient told Nicholi: “If I got rid of the bike, there would be nothing but me, and that’s not enough.”Occasionally Nicholi’s patients were promiscuous, but without pleasure; often they were impotent; always they worried about discovering that they were homosexuals. All the patients saw their cycles as extensions of their masculine selves. Said one: “The noise is all you hear. It’s masculine and makes me feel strong. I approach a girl on a cycle and I feel confident.”Without their bikes, the students also lacked confidence socially and academically. Passive, apathetic and inactive, the afflicted students spent their non-cycling hours sleeping, talking aimlessly, drinking beer, or escaping reality in TV and drugs. When anxiety threatened to overwhelm them—often in the middle of the night—they took to their cycles for the illusion of “doing something and getting somewhere.”All these symptoms are explained, Psychiatrist Nicholi believes, by the patients’ “tenuous masculine identification,” often caused by difficult childhood relationships with demanding, critical and successful fathers
>>28604301Its not that I want it just for those things, its that I can have my cake and eat it too. Some weight thrown on the back and still capable of some foot work. If the suzuki is like what you say though, I am going for it.
WOAW!
>>28604257>Is there anything about it that I should be aware of?If you don't enjoy your 250, you won't enjoy a 650 either.Never buy a bike without ABS.If the chain's fucked (or new) the rest of the bike hasn't been maintained either.Tyres (and helmets) have a shelf life.ADVs (eg V-Strom 650) are the endgame.
>>28604323I think fantasizing about bikers being gay men makes you a gay man
>>28604323I think those people sounded like they genuinely needed help, but I'm sure therapy was going to fix whatever was wrong.
>>28604323>The act of lifting the front wheel, called “riding a wheelie”, conveys the paradoxical nature of the cyclist’s relationship with his machine. In one sense the vertically erect motorcycle represents a surrogate erection, displayed to attract female attention and show dominance to other males. Yet the verb, “to ride” a wheelie, also suggests an awareness of the passive nature of the rider - it is the machine that is erect, not the rider.But seriously, that’s an interesting theory. I believe his patients were Harvard students seeking psychological counseling, so I would guess a lot of it is due to their having self-selected. Being a “college boy” at that time, when many were in the shit in ‘nam, may be a factor as well.I sometimes worry I spend too much time thinking about bieks, though.
>>28604323There's no doubt that people who ride by choice have some shit going on inside them that they need to escape. I don't see it as part of my identity or anything like that. For me, it's simple: once you've felt the SNEED, for it, there will always be a need.https://youtu.be/Ww7GMKstOxc
>>28604373>some shit going on inside them that they need to escapeYeah, it's called my apartment, and I get to do it on a bike just like when I was a kid, except this one is a lot faster and I don't have to pedal.
>>28602569>>28602592>>28602636Hell yeah. Got her running and brapping good. I'll make a video tomorrow. The SuperTrapp is crazy loud and I love it.
>>28604323>AbstractThe author presents findings of an in-depth study of nine accident-prone motorcyclists and outlines a previously undescribed syndrome in an attempt to elucidate the psychological causes of the rapidly rising rate of motorcycle accidents and deaths. Examining the reasons why the motorcycle is particularly dangerous to these patients, the author explores the specific ego defect common to them, their adaptive and defensive use of the cycle, the cycle's symbolic meaning, and the unconscious conflicts it reactivates. He also suggests that this syndrome gives clues to understanding accident-prone drivers of other motor vehicles.>Your thoughts, anons?Sounds like bullshit. He published in 1970 and it's not in the DSM5 and wasn't in the DSMIV so we can safely say it wasn't accepted as a real thing by his peers. The author only has one other published work that was similarly frivolous. He spent his teaching career lecturing on Freud and CS Lewis and only got into psychiatry after discovering brain surgery was too hard. His speciality was children and youths, but hisprofessional life was working for sports teams and corporations.To sum up, he was a professiinal grifter hiding behind his Harvard credentials and adding nothing noteworthy to his field.My opinion? Both you and he can eat shit.
>>28604383Apartment living is rough. Been there.
What are some good boots? My current ones (L. L. Bean hikin boots) are too thin soled and my feet get fucked up on long rides.
>>28604257>or a girl as wellWhere do you get this?
>>28604257The good news is that Suzuki is so reluctant to kill a winner that brand new SV650s are still basically the same bike.
>>28604373The race isnt to the swift, nor the strongBut he that endureth to the endAnd i hate the antichrist so much its unrealOnly thing keeping me alive and enjoying moments of 'ku bliss is the rightful Word of God
>>28604323>Unlike the healthy cyclist, a person with the motorcycle syndrome literally needs his machine; without it, he has a sense of “something missing"Yeah, two different ebikes, stolen by marauding pavement apes from Oakland. I wanted something heavier and harder to steal. So I got a big bike and a big chain lock. Now I can ride wherever I want and not fear thieves.
HOLY SHIT CHINESE MOTORCYCLES ARE GETTING GOOD GUYS YOU SHOULD BUY A CF MOTOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlyiLQ6WPRULITERALLY EVERY TIME.IF YOU BUY A CHINESE BIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
>>28604417What's locked behind the subscription?
>>28604419deez nuts
Looks jank but I think I'm happy with my packing now. Realized I could get my tent into a compression sack I had and moved my camp shoes and jacket to a drybag strapped to the back and now it seems pretty good.
>>28604408Wonder how long it hangs on now that euro 5+ killed it in the eu
>>28604323>>I approach a girl on a cycle and I feel confident.>change brake line at night>go out to test it>park by the beach>only one bike there, it's a female, seen her before>she looks as I arrive, stays for few minutes, before leaving just stands there by the bike>meanwhile I'm just rocking my bike back and forth stepping on the rear brakeIt just felt so firm bros
>>28604426Based klx anon
>>28604417You do realize that BMW and KTM will more than likely implement subscription based features on their bikes too right?
>>28604427The DR650 is still going in the US like 15 years after the EU killed it lmao.
>>28604437>it's fine when the yuros do it
>>28604435kino
>>28604419Not much right now but its the first step.
>>28604441Hey that wasn't my point.
>>28604437Will they wait until you've already bought it to tell you?
>>28604437I trust euros, I don’t trust the ccp, simple as
>>28604456Probably not. That is the real problem here.
Meet me in sunol
>>28604474Sorry no I'm not riding the whole ass length of I-5 during smoke season.
>>28604474
>>28604477>>28604478Do not reply to me you sound poor
>>28604467>That is the real problem here.No, subscriptions for functionality is a cynical anti-consumer move no matter who is doing it.
>>28604474what is so great about it
don't forget okay broshttps://youtube.com/shorts/5-0Kg_LfFo0?si=7uQ-4DbizHS0Os02
Am I wrong or right for having the nigger impulse to tear up gold courses with my dual sport.Am I doing it to fuck with rich people?Am I doing to because I'm such a hardcore environmentalist?I don't know
>>28604533Can you even ride good?
>>28604533I meant golf courses
>>28604534I'm no single track or dakar champ, but I can enduro my way, away from the RCMP like trained aboriginal MX champ as good as the next guy
>>28604540>MY HECKING ACRONYMS!!!What helmet?
>>28604553Bell Moto 3 (Expired)
>>28604533Skate board and Go Kart tracks are those belong.Also urban traffic.Don't go hurting yourself.
>>28604533You'd be surpised how felonious the damage levels would rise to, so you'd better never get caught if you ever give in to the voices in your head.
>>28604557You're okay.
>>28604560The second you try to touch rich people, things become felonious huh
>>28604533>Environmentalist protests by destroying plantsKek, it checks out
>>28604571I think it's more about>golf course people destroy acres of land for the enjoyment of the rich
For me, it's Navjaxx when cruising at night.https://youtu.be/GtM9GwgdwnM
>>28604580Never could get into that sort of musicFor me it's this kind of stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_NcqXTp5ag&list=PLsT9douBcx9-n9Z0QPWT_CkDlKxSnyBrC
>>28604574>destroyThat really depends on what was there before.
>>28604589Same but opposite. Never could get into whatever kind of metal that is. Closest things to metal that I like is Alice In Chains, which is more grunge in my understanding.To each their own.
>>28604597I'm not even sure what it is myself, maybe thrash.>Alice In ChainsWhat about some Canadian stuff thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zssP6w0VWQ
>>28604533checkedOn one hand, it would be sick. It would. But on the other hand, I kinda like golf courses even though I don't golf. https://youtu.be/71eNCtAnIxU?t=114https://youtu.be/zJUB7i_AGuM>>28604574I'm of the thought that, "at least they're green spaces."I don't know what things are like where you're at, but if the golf courses near me were torn down tomorrow, they would immediately be replaced with high density housing bug hives for non-Whites. I'm not saying that just to be a jerk to you either.
>>28604574Sounds like it's just another thinly veiled justification for hating white people.Just like how here in Australia on the weekend, "pro-Palestine" protesters were attacking anti-immigration protesters.If you vandalise a golf course with a motorcycle you should go to jail. I frankly don't care if you would rather it was filled with low-income housing, you can be a nigger somewhere else.
>>28604617But I am white. A white man who hates seeing the rocky mountains turned into accessible pleasurable past times with those who have too much time and too much money
On /dbt/ "new thread" should be called "new tread." Anyone think of this before?
>>28604533My house backs right up to a golf course (not as bougie as it sounds, public course full of drunk bros) and I own a dual sport so I know that feel, I have to fight the urge constantly - along with the one to take potshots at the hordes of deer who go through it every spring.
>>28604622But I don't want to think of the Chinese while I bake my new post
>>28604624You could unironically write a motoschizo book about that.
>>28604557Sweet lid
>>28604609samefaggingOn second though. that shit will grow back. as long as you have the skills to pay the bills
>>28604566The greens at a golf course are expensive as hell. To just repair the damage would take more than you make in a year and then some. Then you're denying service to a business, and lost revenue for what the club house facilities take in, and lost revenue for what the caddies make. Add on top of that the fact that everyone in the system coming after you golfs there.There are much more impactful ways to catch a felony and earn an extravagant financial judgment against you if some kind of social change is what you're after.
How do I enjoy my motorcycle after realizing how popular it is in third world countries? Rather than just a badass motorcycle it's a third world utility vehicle in my eyes now with no coolness to it.
>>28604634Sounds like some gay fucking gobbledeegook if you ask me.
>>28604634dang
>>28604639Why do you let other people effect the enjoyment of your motorcycle?
>>28602539new tread>>28604644>>28604644
>>28604533>>28604560Yeah I've wanted to do this forever but I have this riced out fucking DR650 with everything custom with a bunch of stickers for states I've been and just random autism like energy drinks and Doritis. My bike is too recognizable even if I take my plates off. I cant even off-road on private property safely because some dork will save the video footage for police.
>>28604618Don't worry, we can tell that you're a self-hating white liberal with a tertiary degree in a useless field, a few meaningless tattoos, a weed smoking habit, and a family that's disappointed in you.
>>28604679You couldn't be more wrong
>>28603971I like beaks. 1050 has a cool beak.
>>28604639Just sell it and buy a new one