Here's your new BMW, bros. Hope you like it! Expect it to be the new design language for BMW for the next 10 years!
grim
>>28604927forgot picrel
>>28604926Women and low T fags design cars that look like this.
>>28604928give me back buttons you dumb niggers
>>28604938Calm down. You're supposed to swipe and tap the glass, consooom the online services, become pacified. See, it's already got Spotify. I bet it even lets you talk to ChatGPT. Such a game changer.Also, what the fuck are the germoids thinking?
>>28604926and this is what their regular cars will look like soon. bmwbros, its so over...
>>28604944my skizo theory is that the employees hate the company and are actively trying to destroy it with shoddy but plausible products
>>28604945That looks alright though
>>28604947Malicious compliance would explain a lot of things, but it's probably not getting that far unless the suits in management also genuinely think this is a good thing.Actually, deep down they probably hate trying to make good cars and would rather produce consumer electronics, apps and online services.Way more margin in those. Easier to outsource to Bangalore. Less regulations and responsibility. Even the mockup's almost a product ready for release! (according to MBA types who know nothing of software engineering and only see flashy graphics on the screen)
Everyone hates nu-BMW on here, but they have historically been ahead of the curve for a lot of things
>>28604928Looks slick with very nice tech options. Super excited for this
>>28604928They're taunting you at this point.
>>28604948It doesnt though
>>28604967Only the rear lights are offensive to me there
They gonna sell like crazy. Nice hommage on their original "neue Klasse", looks very BMW now. Good specs too. And since it's a BMW you can be sure it drives nicely. I'm more interested in pic related, new 3 series
>>28604967I fail to see anything really wrong with this.It's much less offensive than the perpetually angry faced and crunched up looking modern cars
>>28604977idk why they put the tail lights into the rear lip spoiler, that looks retarded. just a little lower and it's good.
>>28604926why should i care about something that isn't only a SUV, but also a fucking EV? i'll just keep dailying B58 cars and have old bmws as my project cars like i've done for the past decade
>>28604926I like it more than the current one.
>>28604981Can you comprehend not being the target market for something
>>28604928Why it always must be gaymer style with nugermans?
>>28604967is the giant "diffuser" a retarded speaker like the dodge charger ?
>>28604926It looks like the jew kid that brought the huge water jug at the free drink refill lmao
>>28604928Good god that windshield is as narrow as a camaro's side windowsWhat the fuck are they thinking
>>28604926Car designers need to stop doing this...
>>28604990Their targeted market isn't even majority of their customers tho. Most of the manufacutrers will soon realise that once their sales start going down.
say whatever the fuck you want but the new design language is great
>800km of rangeBMW just won. They have perfected the EV SUV.
>>28604926>>28604928women are browns are going to fucking love this thing.
>>28604983The current one has god awful swine nose grill.
>>28605631>trying this hardthe car looks sleek af and very minimalistic
>>28605638>affr fr no cap, my brown man.
>>28605622>>28604926
>>28605693whoa man look at that pig it's so sleek and minimalistic lol
>daily thread for the poorsche fag to seethe and dilate
>>28604967looks incredible
>>28605622I like the idea of what they're trying to do, with the throwback to the '80s and earlier front end styling, but the execution is horrible, the proportions and angles are all wrong.
>>28604926>>28604928AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28604926It's like they saw an Ioniq 5 decided "let's do that, but way uglier"
>>28605863These German brands have become a stale parody of themselves, and every new designer has to go further with that to stand out. To make it even more BMW, whatever that means at this point.
>>28605863>the proportions and angles are all wrong.the fuck are you talking about LMFAO
This car is based. I bet it utterly rapes decade old base model 911s. Embarrassing!
>>28605631brown here, i hate itcan i join the ethnostate now
>>28604928With all these cars, if they just remove the tablet, it'll be cool
I feel like there is a lot of unnecessary hate on BMW's here, and I don't exactly understand that. But this genuinely looks like the biggest pile of dogshit I've seen. I'd rather be caught in cube car or a minivan
>>28604928I've got no clue how you're supposed to hold that steering wheel.
>>28606062Usually you put one hand on each side and find the way that is most comfortable to you
>>28605914>it'll be coolUntil you wanna listen to some music, change some driving dynamics (suspension settings, etc.), see driving data, use a navigation system, use carplay, call your buddy, see charging data, etc.
>>28606092LOL
>>28606092Will you be my girlfriend?
>>28604926I actually really like the new front end design. Too bad it's on an obese cuckover so it looks retarded as hell. Look how tall the front of the hood is
>>28604926Wow, this is their most brown-coded offering yet.>>28604928Lmao.
>>28604956salam alaykum, brother
>>28605904Still seething, raped brownson?
>>28605914NPC opinion
>>28604928the dash is criminalwhy the fuck do these assholes hate instrument clusters?
what the fuck are they doing. like honestly can someone explain to me what the fuck they are doing.
>>28606247They're cooking, king. Me and my fellow broccoli heads are mirin'.
pug looking bastard
>>28604938BRUTTONS EXTRA SUBSCRIPCHIN
>>28606225What the base model-chan yappin about? You get gapped by a 3 series poorson.
>>28604926Every day we drift further from God's light.
You idiots complained about the big grills so they went back to small ones.
>>28606618>ackshually 5.8 seconds 0-60 is faster than 3.9 seconds 0-60RapedByPorscheBest remember that muhammed
you will never get a decent looking BMW ever again.
>>28604926yo phon lingin
>>28606690This nigga really thought he could a flex a 10 year old base model that gets gapped by a 3 series LMFAO!!!
>>28604926>Expect it to be the new design language for BMW for the next 10 years!Only on the EV models (and this has been the language for those for a while anyway).
>>28604926>thin grilles in 1970:D>thin grilles but in 2025:(
>>28605914I was a presenter for new models (not BMW, different company) and we had to keep security nearby the cars to stop kids from trying to get in and remove the screens, as they thought they were iPads.
>>28607209>thin girlls on a smoll 1960s sedan >thin grills on a fuck huge ugly suv
>>28607214>i hate big grilles!>"okay have some smaller ones">i hate small grilles!How about people just be honest and say they hate SUVs instead of just bitching about the grilles? Because this is the result of not being upfront.
It looks much nicer in videos than in photos
>>28606731Is this a sedan or a station wagon? I can't tell.
>>28606738KEK
Grills smaller. Isnt that what you chuds always wanted
>>28607261What are you, stupid?
>>28607215You just don't get it and you never will because your brown
>>28607209That one looks stupid as well, the grilles are too round and leave gaps at the top and bottom. This here is where BMW aesthetics peaked.
>>28607285That's ugly. It really peaked with the E24
>>28604926I hate modern "designers"
>>28604926>>28605626I surprisingly don't hate it aside from the grille>>28604928Honestly I'll prefer minimalism like this over what Mercedes have been doing
>>28607209>old:D>new:(
