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You haven't truly lived until you've tried to explain a VAZ 2114 to a confused Westerner.
"It's a Russian hot hatch."
"Cool! Like a Golf GTI?"
"Well... imagine if a Lada Riva had a one-night stand with a Lego set. The 2114 is the surprisingly angular child that resulted."
It's the only car where the factory option list was just two boxes:
[ ] Starts
[ ] Doesn't start today (most likely)
Driving a 'Semyorka' (as it's nicknamed) builds character. The heating is so powerful it can melt the permafrost, but the air conditioning is just you rolling down the window and hoping for a breeze. The ergonomics are a mystery; the buttons are placed not for convenience, but as if the designer lost a bet. You'll hit the rear window defroster every time you mean to turn on the headlights.
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>>28605768
You can't just say things like this and not post any pictures of the interior
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>>28605768
>imagine if a Lada Riva
Anon, no one in the US knows what a Lada Riva is.
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>>28605768
>Driving a 'Semyorka' (as it's nicknamed)
spotted a fake rusaboo larper. Semyorka is the nickname of the VAZ-2107, a facelifted version of the og Zhiguli. Sem' means seven in russian, which corresponds to the last letter in the model code. All classic VAZ models have such nicknames, and the 2114 is called "Chetyrka" or jokingly "Chepyrka", dervied from "chetyrnadtsats"-fourteen in russian.
tldr: cocи хyй, пиндoc
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>>28605768
>You haven't truly lived until you've tried to explain a VAZ 2114 to a confused Westerner.
Try explaining BPAN it to your fellow citizens who don't have brainrot first.
>Driving a 'Semyorka' (as it's nicknamed)
Go suck dicks.
>>28605951
Same for Russia. It's an export name, probably even limited to some countries. OP is a faggot who doesn't know his shit.
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>>28606054
>not a real semerka
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>>28605768
You are annoying and none of your friends actually enjoy your presence. Finding joy in lecturing randoms about old, shitty russian cars (that get hypermogged by korean cars), as a person who lives in a place where pretty much none of them are available, does not make you cool and quirky, it makes you cringe and gay.
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>>28605768
thats alot of words for it's a piece of shit and probably slower than a chevy citation towing a skid steer.
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>>28605768
retard if you want to "explain" 2117 to a westener atleast refer to it under its export name the samara.

also whats the point of calling it a hot hatch if its not hot.
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>>28611064
>retard if you want to "explain" 2117 to a westener atleast refer to it under its export name the samara.
2117 is not the Samara retard
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>>28611503
a typo ill give you that



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