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Which car is the best for impressing stacy?
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Some shitheap crossover "suv" like a landrover evoque
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no contest
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>>28607135
You want her to know you have a small penis?
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>>28607141
low t post
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>>28607130
Dick magnet, bruz.
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>>28607147
This one of them forum signatures?
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>>28607161
this was funnier than your first post but still very low t
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women dont care about cars
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>>28607147
Small penis post
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Outta my way peasents
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>>28607170
If you were running a brothel in Russia, sure, you'd have girls wanting you to be their pimp.
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>>28607170
Maybe when they were new and expensive. Now you'd just get men wanting to be called Stacy
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>>28607170
>not getting the m6
Ngmi
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>>28607135
Only correctish answer, others are coping
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>>28607130
These seemed to work pretty well back when i was in highschool,, but not quite so much anymore.
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>>28607197
What women like about cars has changed. What I've learned from dating is women want a car to be
>very new/current model
>infotainment system
>phone charging
I also worked for a car company for a while and the marketing people showed us the new commercial they were going to air, and the whole thing focused on it having USB charging for the rear passengers. Everyone sucked it off in the meeting as being a great commercial and all I could think was "who the fuck cares about charging shit in the backseat".
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>>28607202
Imagine letting your rearseat passengers leech your cars precious vrill.
disgusting
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>>28607130
Datsun Cherry
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Anon, girls literally don't give a shit about cars. Women are meant to be pregnant & raise kids, so think like them:
>"Is this car comfy enough to get fucked in, and do I feel safe in it?"
If you can check those two boxes, you're good. Some of the weirder ones will also enjoy fun/exciting cars, but simply keep it clean, no weird smells, and make it comfy.
Pro-tip: rotaries vibrate their pussies like motorcycles do and they'll love it, but you need bucket seats and maybe relatively stiff suspension that isn't uncomfortable (ohlins worked for mine).
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>>28607223
Anon, boys literally don't give a shit about cars. Men are meant to impregnate & abandon their kids for the woman to raise, so think like them
>"Is this car comfy enough to fuck in, and do I feel safe in it?"
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Owned one of these. Worked really well. The date that I first picked them up in it, they were easy. I remember one saying “outta our way, little man”, when I down shifted and passed some guy in a crossover of some kind.

Women will never admit it, but they love being able to feel like a snob.
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>>28607184
Anyone who bags an e24 deserves the rope
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>>28607355
Women love expensive cars as much as men they just wont admit it to as easily
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>>28607220
Holyshit I love these kind of women, but absolutely never go near them in real life.
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>>28607202
Parents of iPad kids, which is about 80% of all current parents. Their only form of parenting is throwing an iPad at the kids. So if there's no charging available for the rear seats it's simply unacceptable for a huge portion of car buyers as they couldn't road trip at all.
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>>28607393
>but absolutely never go near them in real life.
why?
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>>28607400
Mental illness and STDs

>>28607393
That's me and brightly colored hair.
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Every day.
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>they still think its about the car
There is a handsome guy at work who drives a complete beater. Women line up to get in his car.
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>>28607130
Reposting every time this thread comes up:

girls don't care as long as your car is clean. don't partake in a male dominated hobby in an attempt to pick up women you stupid motherfucker.

>umm guys what warhammer 40k army should I play to pick up girls?
>what optic should I get for my AR to attract the ladies?
>what football team should I route for if I want girls to notice me?
>If I wanted to get some bitches, what replica railroad should I build?
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>>28607460
kek that's a good way of putting it
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>>28607355
riced out
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>>28607135
this is the only one that actually has evidence to back it up.
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>>28607130
>Which car is the best for impressing stacy?
>replies are a bunch of shitheaps that only get attention from /o/tists
The only real answer is an exotic badge like Porsche or Ferrari.
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The only car women truly appreciate and love, is a clean as fuck interior and exterior paint that isn't fucked to high hell.

All you need is a interior detail to impress a woman with a car, 95% of the attraction comes from YOU
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>>28607130
no such thing

>>28607135 shows that you aren't a atheist gay guy redditor and probably didn't vote for trannys to be allowed to adopt and use womens bathrooms, so all conservative women will like this. if you're actually a chad, the liberal women will too, because all women ultimately conform to what their man is about, and before their man, their father if he was a good one.

otherwise, they don't care about your car as long as it isn't the gayest looking thing in existence, and it's clean inside, big bonus points if it's a comfortable ride quality and feels safe too.

whores always like expensive stuff though, so if you have an expensive looking car then you'll pique their curiosity. they don't care about the actual car. imagine wanting that kind of attention though. really retarded.

if you want to impress a girl with your car, date a man
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in Eastern Europe young women love old ass beater BMWs. Like it's kind of a meme at this point, and everyone jokes about it, including these women, but it's still impressive.
Obviously they also like new cars, but only sports ones. New cars that aren't sedans or coupes scream old and boring
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>>28607130
Whichever car a Chad drives.
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>>28607174
Not even, they expect E60 at the very least, probably F30 nowadays
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>>28607130
>stacy
picrel, since like the 1960s how do you not know this.... leg me guess you're european
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>>28607130
Cars don’t impress women, they impress men. A really shitty car might scare away a woman, but any decent clean vehicle is going to be fine for most women.
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My slammed Mazda has gotten me a lot of compliments and looks from girls. Sadly I am too autistic to do anything with this
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>>28607299
Only your black father thinks like this.
>>28607460
In blackpill/incel circles, there is a actually a test to see how attractive a man is. Its called the model train test using sites like Tinder or Bumble. The idea is that a sufficiently attractive man can talk about model trains upon matching with chicks and the chicks will still wanna smash.
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>>28607130
The list is as follows
>hellcat
>trugg
>classic car (forma de restored)
>literally anything else
>lifted and modified trugg
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>>28607135
If you want to pick up squatemalean goblinas I guess
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>>28607915
An E60 or E63 M5/M6 is the ultimate eastern euro pimpmobile. Shows you have money since both cost so much to maintain.
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>>28608028
>In blackpill/incel circles
I don't care
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Funny story but I've had 2 women get the ick over my VW diesel sportwagen because it was automatic. They weren't even euros so idk why TF they would care. The fucking dag is stronger than the manual anyway. Fuck those hoes.

>>28607130
F150 king ranch
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>>28607650
>muh"riced" = anything I dont like
NPC moment
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>>28607400
They're always either massive attention whores or straight-up mentally ill.
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>>28607915
The E60 is based and always has been.
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>>28607130
Unironically a newer CUV, preferably in a bright, fun color. I drove a bright blue CRV for several years and I had milfs constantly complimenting it and chatting me up in parking lots. Never once had a girl compliment me while driving an actual enthusiast vehicle. The only people that cared were other dudes.
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>>28607130
rolls royce
porsche
mercedes g wagon
lambo
ferrari
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>>28607130
>>28607170
>>28607184
>>28607197
>>28607435
you guys really never speak to women huh,they would see these as nothing more than cheap old used cars you got because you couldn't afford a new one that's it
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As I've said in many threads:
Women are just as varied as men, habeeb it or not.
But in general, *a car can be a negative and very rarely a positive.*
They *expect* you to have a clean, functioning, newer car. If it's nice or not isn't usually a big deal, but if it's old, loud, uncomfortable, or in shit condition then it can detract from your perceived value.
Some women live like robots according to the script and believe that men *must* have trucks.
If you have something like a G-Wagon or a Audi with a fancy interior, that might attract some women but in general just having a newish clean car is the bar and going above it has diminishing returns.
No matter what, if you treat them like shit the car you drive isn't going to make them stick with you unless they're Philippine mail order brides who have nowhere else to go.
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>buy 911
>Girls don't give a shit
>Guys talk to me ask the questions about transmission, trim, how it drives, mpg, how they want to get one too
Sports cars are dude magnets
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sorry,did not mean to steal all your girls
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>>28609417
Give back my daughters, you sick fuck. They're only children!
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>>28609417
No harm done, you succeeded
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>>28607130
1. stay away from any woman who is impressed by expensive cars, unless they know a LOT about cars

2. you will always, always impress more men than women when it comes to cars

3. it doesnt matter what you drive, as long as its really fucking clean and you're not a shitbag
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LAMB TRUCK seems to be the answer
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THE Ultimate Pussy Magnet
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>>28609417
banlieu niggas be driving this
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I no joke got my first girlfriend thanks to this piece of shit.
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>>28609763
Come on post a greentext.
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>>28607130
VW Sharan
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>>28607135
This is the only answer. You don't have to like it, but a truck does something to a woman's brain:

>wow, he has a truck :)
>he can fix stuff around the house :)
>I want to ride in big truck :)
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>>28607135
right idea, wrong execution
just add "[your name]'s successful business venture, call [number]" stickers on sides and watch women beg for your p-bass
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>>28607130
>Pussy magnets



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