>driving old barge on the highway after a long day at the beach>my lady friend knows I’m into feet>she takes off her sandals and puts her feet in my lap, massaging me with her heel>continue driving into the night as the air is nearly sucked from my lungs>she moves her toes up to my chin, giggling at my obvious anxiety>the pheromones are driving me wild at this point>she somehow manages to unzip my pants with her toes and starts stroking me as I put it into cruise control>this goes on for twenty minutes while she strokes her cock>we both shoot ropes all over my seatThis is why I love bench seats.
>>28608800>we both shoot ropes all over my seat
>>28608800>this goes on for twenty minutes while she strokes her cockwhy would you let her bring a chicken in the front seat of your car? That sounds even more distracting than the footjob.
>>28608800You can still option bench seats in the suburban
Forget the bench seat, I'm eye fucking that column shifter in a sedan. We have to go back...
>>28608800Chuds today will never know the joy of having your girl right next to you as you head on down the road.
>>28608800>>28608827men of taste
>>28608841I don't think you need a bench for that, Anon.
>>28609351how?making her sit in the center console?
>>28609360Oh, you mean the middle seat. That's one tiny woman you've got...
>>28608800Bench kings rise up
>>28608800God fucking damnit I lol'dThanks, cunt.
Bench seats are based. If I was elected president my first action would be to mandate bench seats in all cars. >>28609361Back when bench seats used to be a thing people weren't the same size as they are nowadays. Also a good bench seat is just as comfy in the middle as it is on the sides.
>>28608800Honestly benches are overrated. A properly shaped seat is far more comfortable
>we both shoot ropes all over my seat
>>28608818She thought it was her beaver. A common mistake in these parts of town.
Someone will eventually buy your car that has bodily fluids infused into the seats and scoff at people who buy new cars
