What car are you committing a heinous crime in (in minecraft)Needs to blend in, store dead bodies, have enough getaway power.
>>28610777Audi RS6 is the criminal's choice for a reason.
Oscar Meier Wiener mobile.No one will ever believe the witnesses
>>28610792Only comes in a wagon, no good for corpses. My vote goes to S63 AMG unless you go for an older model RS6
>>28610777Whatever my getaway driver deems suitable for the job.
I have the strangest boner.
>>28610823I love fleshlight women
>>28610808It's literally perfect for corpses, anon. You can even stack them in the back as long as you cover them up, and that bitch has a cargo cover.
>>28610833I thought it was just an amputee, but imagine getting a handy from that deformed hang. Imagine, anon.
>>28610777It needs to be completely forgettable with decent room. My vote is a Kia SUV (telluride, Sportage) or one of the Lexus hybrid SUVs that's just a RAV4.
>>28610777The only real answer is a black chrysler new yorker Really any of them, but the 70's-er the betterIs it fast? No. Does it blend in? Certainly not. Is it reliable? Kind of. Does it store bodies? Many. Will it make national news? Maybe. Will you become a legend spoken of only in hushed tones? Yes.
>>28610777I though about saving this webm, but decided not to.
>>28610833Holy shit the kid has arms
>>28610777just buy a hearse, nobody seaches hearses for dead bodies
>>28611316>nobody seaches hearses for dead bodiespallbearers do
>>28610777a white/gray/black equinox with the 2 liter turbo in it, surprisingly fast and there's a fucking billion of them so they'll never figure out which one is you, you'll need one of those cargo cover things for the back though
>>28610777XF Sportbrake, they don't stand out like a Range Rover and you see plenty of them round here
>thrash metal intensifies
>>28610777God I wish I had a girl to throw footballs at.
