>>28610918Can't wait to hack it and display "kikeniggerfaggot" on it
>>28610927Is that a video camera in the center?Let me guess, it's on all the time, and comes with an app to record your best reactions so you can post them on Tiktok?
>>28611690It also tries to detect if you're drunk and won't let the car move if you cover it up.That American rule didn't just go away because we stopped talking about it, in resignation.
>>28610927>your gay lcd trim breaks>your entire car is bricked because its one screen tied to all functionalitythis shit sucks
>>28610918If I but this do you guys think people will know I'm driving a Mercedes? Is the front badge big enough?
>>28610927That storage space under the center console is pretty nice. Volvo ahead of the curve once again.
>>28611720Don't worry, it lights up.
i prefer it over the ix3not sure whether i'd prefer it over the q6 etron thoughprobably>>28611720its for old people that cant see well
Kino lamps
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>>28610918>>28610927what's wrong with g*rmans
>>28610918>turn the most damage prone part of the car in to a fucking screen>a single rock being kicked up is enough to cause thousands in damage>(((insurance))) will jack up rates massively or just straight up refuse to cover this part of the carwtf mb
>>28612201Nu-Mercs lose half their value in a few years anyway.You're supposed to drive it for about that long, and while doing so, make sure everyone sees how much money you can flush down the toilet.The screen's design both maximizes the attention you get, and helps you burn even more money, so it clearly just makes the car better at being a Merc.
Looking at the new designs for the 3 german brands, Audi and BMW have thrown in the towel on china and have gonr back to small grilles, while mercedes still thinks it has a chance and went turbo grille
>>28611781i think she is grabbing it a bit too hard
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>>28610927black jack and hookers
>>28610918The worst part is that it's not even a "new Benz", it's just what they thought would be a good facelift for picrel, which might've already been a jellybean CUV, but damn at least it wasn't revoltingly ugly.>>28611690I know you want to jest, but a selfie cam with integrated TikTok is literally what Mercedes threw into the new E-Class, and likely what's going to roll out to their whole fleet of Hyperscreen-equipped cars. Not even a joke.>>28612219I think all three are just chasing the influencer wave now. BMW specifically is now designing their new cars for "elegant creators" and "expressive performers" (influencers) according to their own press releases, MB is throwing TikTok and selfie cams at their cars, and even VAG is going for ChatGPT integration in their cars. I hate it all.
>>28613822>I know you want to jest, but a selfie cam with integrated TikTok is literally what Mercedes threw into the new E-ClassI wasn't actually expecting anything less.
>>28610918Why does it look like a pacifier
>>28611781Disgusting. Make it so the feet go underneath and then we're talking
>>28613838khhv herethis image just fucking blackpilled me on insane levels
>>28610945where's the motor
>>28610927Travesty.
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