Start doing this
totally legal in ford nation (ontario)
>>28619911I got pulled over in Kentucky for this. Cop gave me a hard time telling me how I was putting everyone at risk by weaving through traffic at 95. I just sat there and put up with him and by the end he told me he'd let me off with just the warning since it was my first time. Jokes on him i've been pulled over in Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, and both Dakota's prior to that.
>>28619911I'm white
>>28619911>t. brownskin
>>28619911I have been doing this for years, since none of the retards in my city can drive and I got places to be.
>>28619911Stop hogging the left lane
>>28619911No thanks. I'm a branch manager at a local bank, I don't need to be in until 10am, I make a comfy $140k salary. I'm in no rush. Plus my 740e is extremely comfortable, luxurious and a joy to be inside. Just like your mom. ;)
>>28619926>telling me how I was putting everyone at risk by weaving through traffic at 95He's rightStop fucking around
>>28619944Valueing your time is brown now?
>>28619971you're not saving time and you're endangering other people and yourselfstop being brown
>>28619982People are the fucking problem and why everything is shit.Those stupid rocks that you idiots blew up were fucking right.
>>28619917Doesn't work anymore, indians block all the gaps now. If a new lane opens up to the right, exactly half of them will change to the right and change their speed to go side by side with the previous lane.
>>28619989oh shit a real schizo in the wild?
>>28619996Nice digits you son of a protestant whore.And yes by the power of my state government am legal to be free and cause chaos and joy to the people of my city.Now while I have you attention.Everyman shall be given a ford 650, and those that left will inherit the earth.
>>28619911>me switching lanescold day in hell, I pick my lane 1 time
>>28619911I've always wondered how brown people see the world. Cool. Thanks!
>>28619911This is low class behaviour. Drive with any poorfag and they will do this.
>>2862002798% of people just drive with the flow of traffic. Only the elect drive this way
>>28620032>ElectHow very ESL to prove the point so succinctly.Weaving slows everyone down by causing rolling congestion, along with taking your shopping trolley back to the collection point it is one of the signifiers of the difference between a human being and an animal.If nobody weaves, everyone gets to their destination faster but all it takes is one pajeet to ruin it for everyone because he thinks he'll save 30 seconds on his journey to the designated shitting street and that is apparently inconveniencing society as a whole for.
>>28619989Most humans are retards and belong on public transportation
>>28619911Usually have to now that left-lane hogging is the norm with oblivious smartphone drones. I swear the introduction of left-lane slowpoke laws only makes people want to hog the passing lane more.>>28619993>indians block all the gaps now. If a new lane opens up to the right, exactly half of them will change to the right and change their speed to go side by side with the previous laneAppears to be the same thing here in the Rockies. The only saving grace is that they'll all inevitably wreck their car in an Indian manner, and I hope they do on a mountain pass so they kill everyone on board. The remainder will die in street racing crashes where they get lit on fire by their own car.
>>28619963can I rub your belly
>>28619963I'm happy to hear that 'your mom' jokes transcends socioeconomic status and is truly classless. Please draw a penis on the regional manager's window at your convenience.
>>28619911when I had no license I thought swimming was le heckin responsible nigger beahviour. When I got my license I noticed one thing-the ammount of absolutely clueless retards hogging the left lane is just unreasonably huge. Like 90 percent of people on the road have zero fucking respect for traffic etiquette. The left lane is often taken by retards going 20 under while the right lane is just COMPLETELY empty. Like, most of responsibiltiy for constant traffic jams is on drivers like this, not bad infrastructure or anything like that. So, why am I supposed to put up with dumb fucks who dont know how to drive and waste my time on them? If they dont want me to put their lives at risk by weaving through traffic, then how about they learn some basic traffic etiquette? Why the fuck do I have to constaly with lanes just to maintain legally allowed constant speed? They brake the law too fater all, since it explicitly states thta the left lane is for overtaking. Honestly, these "people" deserve to get obliterated by a semi driving at full speed.
>>28620032I call it "tactical driving" >>28620071If nobody weaves, we all get stuck behind that moron going 10 under. Is that you?
>>28620310Overtaking isn't weaving, but I suppose they didn't teach you the distinction when you were learning on a two stroke in Karachi
>>28619993It's funny seeing this is traffic. I usually leave 3-4 carlengths in stop and go so I don't have to brake and I'll see people jump into thr Kane thinking it's cleared. Literally retarded. They end up just accelerating and then slamming on the brakes 2s later. Even better ehen they jump back into their original lane because it starts moving "faster" again.
>>28620270You're probably one of those drivers than think any lane except the far right is the left lane. In reality there's only one left lane and I'll sit second from the left doing the speed limit my entire drive and there's nothing you can do about it sweetie.
>>28619911I do that in Omaha at the speed limit when all lanes are clogged with gta5 traffic driving at various speeds below the limit.
>>28620418now youre just making things up. when I say left lane, I mean left lane, as in the leftest one. And where I live the problem of retards confusing it with the right one is huge. No, they do not go exactly the speed limit like you do, they go under it, and often other lanes pass them, with the right one often being completely unoccupied. This is a HUGE factor contributing to traffic jams and I want to crack open with a brick the skull of every single niggerfaggot who drives like this
>>28620416i do this and intentionally block those people
>>28620151It's called prole drift or something
>>28620444same in San Antonio, the highways are a fucking obstacle course of uninsured retards going 5-15 under in all lanes, I just want to do 65-70 for fuck's sake
>>28619911Go to Africa.
>>28619971having poor risk assessment is a brown trait.
>>28619911I already do this. UK motorways are a fucking nightmare to drive on. There's nothing worse than 3 lane hoggers pretty much going at the same speed preventing you from overtaking them.This makes me having to undertake the retards on the left lane to get in front of the idiots.
>>28620794Don't you have a fine (even with points) for overtaking on the slower side?
>>28620813No. It's frowned upon to undertake but if the traffic is moving slower in other lanes, then it's fine.It's more careless driving which will get you in trouble as in speeding and undertaking.
In the hood we call this Swimming.>T. Self actualized Wigger
>>28619963> branch manager> 140k> 740eDid we find the ultimate normie used cars salesman-tier flex?
>>28619911>do this>get stuck behind the same traffic as everyone else except you're 10 feet further ahead than you were half an hour ago
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>>28621078Skill issue
>>28619971>Valueing your time is brown now?The wealthy don't rush. People wait on them instead. In fact, it's only poors that do things like in OP. When you see cars doing things like in the OP it's always beat up road trash that would embarrass even the denizens of a trailer park.
>>28621078Not doing it correctly.
>>28619927You might lack melanin but you still a nigger
>>28621157that's because the wealthy pay other people to have something done yesterday. once money becomes no object time does because you can't get that back
>>28619911My way of giving back to society is to drive 5mph under the limit on one of the middle or right lanes and gunning it whenever someone aggressive tries to pass. Wagies need to know their place.
>>28619911>uninsured Guatemalan flips his honda civic at 4pm on I-95 in New Haven: the image
Being a jackass to save a couple minutes is low IQ brown behavior
>>28620071To be fair, he probably *really* needs to shit just now...
>>28621157Around here %90 of the cars doing this are 15yo paint-faded altimas with flapping bumper covers and new white bmw crossovers.
>NOOOO THAT'S DANGEROUS FOR ME STOP THATRide the bus if you can't handle the road.
>>28621452The only wealthy person in this thread. I hope everyone larping about wealth realizes their 5% cashback doesn't follow them to the next life... Of course they don't realize it.
>>28619947if my minivan is in it, it's MY lane, not yours sonny.
>>28619911>accelerate by ~5mph>right turn signal, check blind spots & merge x2>left turn signal, check blind spots & merge x2>continue until you encounter another left lane hogThis is somehow more dangerous than riding bumper to bumper in a column of cars that are getting increasingly frustrated that they're driving slow in the passing lane, leading to unpredictable behavior and impulsive decision making. Poor drivers give us a bad name by erratically weaving through lanes, but if they did as others suggest and stayed in the left lane, they'd just endanger people by lookin' at they iphone or something else. It isn't even a time saving thing, I just don't want to be completely surrounded by cars in the event of an accident. If I get to my destination a minute or two early, that's just the icing on the cake.
